Chapter 1635 Fighting for hegemony, it's a bird god fighting for hegemony again!(1/2)
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"I'm so hungry." I frowned.
When I came back in the afternoon, I was urged by Rafael to change into the groom's clothes, and then he kept waiting in the room until he finally came on stage. After the wedding was completed, these guys drank several glasses of wine and started making fun of each other. There was no time to eat anything.
What.
My stomach is rumbling, especially those few glasses of wine. It feels very uncomfortable to drink on an empty stomach.
"Linya, please stay with Grandma Allen and Aunt Qili. I'll go find some food first." I told Linya to follow closely, lest those lawless bastards find the opportunity and feed them a few dollars.
cup.
As he said that, he held his stomach and staggered towards the dining table.
It was similar to a buffet situation until now. There were also a variety of dishes like an assembly line, being brought to the table by teams of Rogge soldiers dressed as waiters. Raphael was fully prepared.
I muttered to myself, not being picky about food, and walked over to the nearest table, picked up a clean plate, and ate quickly.
As I was eating, my target fell on a piece of pork steak with wine sauce. After being influenced by Veras's craftsmanship, I could judge the taste of the food in front of me just by smelling the aroma and looking at the color (except for the little fox's).
The endless supply of dishes cannot be made by one person. In this way, there is a distinction between good and bad craftsmanship. In my opinion, this wine sauce pork steak is definitely the most delicious dish on this table.
So, I rudely ate from the bowl with my mouth full of food and looked at the tongs sticking out of the pot. I planned to take it as my own, create a fait accompli, get on the boat first and then pay the fare, and so on.
However, at the same time, another pair of tongs were also handed over, and they collided head on in front of this dish.
At this time, who else is not full and wants to grab it from me.
I looked over with wide eyes. I was immediately discouraged.
Isn’t this my greedy little junior sister?
"Purple Dragon~~~(Senior Brother)" Beansha, like me, had his mouth full of food and gave a vague greeting.
I'm not that guy who likes to use clothes-breaking moves to increase his combat effectiveness.
Rolling my eyes, I put the steak on Beansa's plate.
"Hunting the Purple Dragon~~" Beansa was very polite, but couldn't he swallow it first before speaking?
Together with Biansha, the two of them cleared away half of the food on the table. At this time, I wiped my mouth with half full.
"Biansha, where is the old man?"
"Teacher, it's over there."
Biansha put down the empty plate and took out a jar of honey to lick it. I really had to admire her good appetite.
Following her instructions, I saw a certain dark figure, burying his head on a dining table in the distance, eating and drinking regardless of the image, not even using the buffet plates and tongs placed next to him.
When you get something, you just put it in your arms along with the plate and grab it with your hands.
Although the people here are not elegant people, they will at least take into account the atmosphere of the wedding banquet. Besides, there is enough food, and plates and tongs are readily available, so even the most rude barbarians will be patient and eat slowly.
Drink slowly, this one is different.
I could see him so easily in the crowd, all because of his ugly eating appearance, which made everyone stay away from this guy involuntarily, not wanting others to think that they had anything to do with him.
This...this old man!!
I was so angry that I gritted my teeth, but I couldn't control him. Like everyone else, I didn't want others to know. Oh, it turned out that this unscrupulous old man was actually the groom's teacher. As expected, every teacher must have his own teacher.
Disciple?
"Brother Wu, are you full?"
At this time, a voice came from behind, and when I looked back, I saw that it was Raphael who had already finished performing on the stage, walking towards here with Linya, Sa Qili and Grandma Allen.
"You're here just in time, Linya, let me introduce you..." Seeing this as an opportunity, I planned to let Linya see my stupid, cute and greedy little junior sister.
But when I looked back, I saw that Biansha, who was licking honey in front of me just now, had disappeared without a trace.
This guy is too naive.
I shook my head regretfully.
"What's wrong?" Linya asked curiously.
"It's nothing. I wanted to introduce you to someone. I have a junior sister here." I said directly.
"Little junior sister?" Linya was confused.
"Well, isn't Mr. Gallen one of Xiao Wu's teachers? He is his new student." Raphael must have known about Beansa's existence, but it seemed that he had only heard of his name but not seen him in person.
"So that's it, so Lord Gallen is here too?" Linya nodded suddenly.
"Look." I rolled my eyes and pursed my lips in the same direction.
At this time, the Hairy Leg Immortal had already swept away the food on the table and walked to another table.
And I vaguely felt that Beansa seemed to have appeared in another place, continuing her journey to Beiye.
This pair of teachers and students... In a way, they really cherish each other. No wonder they can meet and stay together in a place like the third world.
"Ignore him, just pretend you don't know him." I took Linya's little hand and walked to the table next to him.
Linya, like me, had not eaten anything all afternoon, so she must be hungry. I used the plate just now to pick up some of her favorite food and handed it to her.
"Since Mr. Gallen is here, I'll go say hello."
Grandma Allen didn't care about this at all. She walked towards the hairy-legged fairy who was watching in isolation with a smile, and went to reminisce about old times.
"Brother, how do you feel?" Sa Qili stepped forward with a smile and hugged my shoulders.
"Just look at my clothes." I sighed and patted the clothes that were already covered with footprints.
Fortunately, although the clothes were dirty, everyone was careful and did not tear them. Otherwise, I would have turned into a beggar wearing a cloth strip.
"That's great."
Even though I had become like this, Sa Qili sighed with envy, "What a good thing. Could it be that she has an M physique?"
"Seeing this lively scene, even I want to get married."
"Then let's get married. There are many good men in the camp, like Uncle Simba and Uncle Daga. If you want to be unhappy all your life, Uncle Tulakov is fine. If you want to have a [big] family.
Uncle Shashik is fine too." I smiled.
"Newcomer, I heard you, you bastard, I can't spare you!" I didn't expect that Tulakov was not far away, and when he heard my words with his sharp ears, he couldn't help but jump three feet high and waved to me.
fist.
"Beautiful lady. If you don't mind, I will be very happy to warm your bed for the rest of my life." Shahik was not far away. After hearing this, he politely held a red rose in his mouth and walked towards Sa Qili with a smile.
A gift.
A bed that will keep you warm for a lifetime. It’s really straightforward. Uncle Shashik is indeed an excellent gentleman (pervert).
"Well, although Simba and Daga are good, they don't feel like anything." Sa Qili sighed, and directly ignored Tulakov and Shashik. They are really two poor people.
But then, a cunning look flashed in her bright eyes, which made me more alert.
"In the entire camp, only my younger brother can take notice of her. What should I do? How about I hide Linya, take off her bridal clothes, put them on, and marry her to my younger brother."
As a result, Linya, who was stuttering aside, squirted out in one mouthful.
"Sa Qili, how dare you bully my precious granddaughter?" Raphael shouted like a general against him, "How dare you bully my granddaughter?" Raphael jumped out.
But then, her expression changed: "But this time I will turn a blind eye, quickly, quickly, tie up Xiao Linya, and let you and Xiao Wu get married."
Not only Linya, but also Sa Qili rolled her eyes.
"It's useless, Master Raphael. Linya has been mine for a long time. If we don't get married today, there will be tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. You can't stop it for the rest of your life."
I pushed up the bridge of my nose, and with the spirit of the Duke of Beasts, I calmly presented the facts and reasoned with Raphael, and announced Linya’s ownership.
"Huh, Xiao Xiao Wu, if you want to be proud, you should take advantage of now."
Unexpectedly, Raphael was not angry, but sneered a few times and looked at me conspiratorially.
What's going on?
I glanced at Linya. Didn't she rule out Raphael's insidious arrangements?
Linya tilted her head in confusion, nodded, and shook again. Obviously, she couldn't confirm it.
"Humph, indeed, little Linya is indeed my precious granddaughter. She has seen through almost all of my perfect arrangements for this wedding banquet. I have no choice but to settle for the next best thing."
Saying this in a cold voice, Raphael suddenly waved his hand and fired a flare into the sky.
"Oh oh oh, the show is about to begin."
Everyone, who had long been familiar with Raphael's noisy personality, cheered one after another.
As the signal bomb exploded, dozens of soldiers sprang out from all directions like ghosts, and each came to a dining table. Suddenly, they all lifted the table in unison.
No, to be precise, the tablecloth was connected to a cover and suddenly opened.
These tables actually have mezzanines?
To be continued...