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"Oh, what on earth is it?" I instantly displayed my skill of pretending to be stupid.

"I just acted like I just remembered it." The sharp-eyed maid said, staring at me.

"There is no way, because the setting can only remember four skills... no, four things, so I can only selectively forget them." I gave a thumbs up, feeling extremely cheerful.

"Then what four things do you remember?" The idiot maid's eyes became extremely indifferent.

"Leave, leave immediately, leave quickly, leave at all costs!" I said as I climbed up from the bed using my hands and feet and jumped high.

At that moment, I was no longer an ordinary person, but a champion.

Unfortunately, the pornographic maid is not an ordinary maid either.

He reached out and grabbed my back heel, and fell to the ground in mid-air.

"Your Highness, there is a custom in our elven clan." The slutty maid with a half-smiling expression looked particularly scary.

"What...what customs?" I was trembling with fear.

"If you break your promise, you will have to swallow a thousand bottles of birth control pills."

"It's a thousand needles, right?!" I roared.

"Okay, choose one of the two. As your loyal and lovely maid, I suggest that Your Highness choose a thousand needles."

"What kind of horrible contraceptive pill do you want to give me!!"

Under Jeluka's coercion, I was forced to fulfill my promise and help her experiment with the newly developed contraceptive pill.

"Here, this is it." She handed me a mass-produced contraceptive bottle. There was nothing unusual about it from the outside.

When I opened the cork, there was no black smoke coming out of the skull, but this frightened me even more. I would rather be poison, because the antidote in my pocket can be used immediately.

After pouring out the pills from the bottle, there was only one black pill about the size of your tail finger, which rolled gurglingly into the palm of your hand.

"Take it quickly." The Huang Duanzi maid's eyes were shining, full of nervousness and anticipation for the effect of the medicine.

Grandma in heaven, please prepare my favorite dish in the flower field. I am coming.

Leaving behind a tear of helplessness and sadness, I pressed the palm of my hand to my mouth, swallowed it with a growl in my throat.

"Okay, now you're satisfied." Taking a deep breath, I looked at the pornographic maid and said angrily.

"If nothing is wrong, I will leave first. Maybe I have to leave my last words as soon as possible. This is all your fault. Just wait and see, I will turn into a ghost and haunt you in your dreams every day!" I cursed loudly, pointing to the sky.

Then he turned around resolutely.

"Wait." The collar was suddenly grabbed.

"Aren't you going to let go of the dying people?" I turned around and looked at the pornographic maid innocently.

"Your Highness, can you stretch out your palm and let me see it?"

"You actually doubted me, I misjudged you!" I held out my palm angrily.

"Look, there is nothing. Trust me now, but it can't be saved. You have deeply hurt my weak heart. This scar will be engraved on my soul and will stay for a lifetime. Unless there is no mountain, there is no mausoleum.

Otherwise, we will never be able to heal." I seemed to have become a sour literary scholar and a third-rate love song writer. Could this be the effect of that pill?

"It's hidden in the inventory, right?"

"Well……"

This stupid maid had surprisingly strong reasoning skills, and she was discovered.

"Is there any evidence? Why do you doubt others so casually?" I looked at me with a righteous look, feeling that my personality and integrity had been seriously insulted.

"It's not casual, it's a serious suspicion." The pornographic maid complained sharply, and then said indifferently.

"It doesn't matter, there's no need for evidence or anything like that."

As she said that, she took out another bottle: "This medicine is very difficult to refine. It took me a long time to collect the materials alone, and there is only one left. I already knew that the idiot prince would cheat, so what I gave you just now is

Counterfeit expired birth control pills.”

"It's already fake and it still needs to expire? How stubborn are you for being expired?!" I angrily raised the coffee table in my mind.

"No, no, no, just give it to me." No matter what, the maid opened my mouth and stuffed the medicine directly into my throat with lightning speed, without even having time to spit it out.

I vomited it and swallowed it with a gurgle.

Really... really eaten!

Grandma in Heaven, how many dishes have you cooked?

"I'm going to die." I lowered my head in frustration, ready to go home and make arrangements for my funeral.

"Don't worry, there will be no problem, probably."

"I can't feel at ease if you say this!"

"It's been tested and there's no problem."

"You should have said so earlier." When I heard that it had been tested, I raised my head and felt full of strength.

Let's go home and have sex with the girls.

"Uh..." The pornographic maid walked around me, muttering something.

Suddenly, she stretched out her little hand and pinched my face slightly.

"It hurts, what are you doing?" I was unhappy.

"It's weird. Could it be that something went wrong? It doesn't make sense. Could it be that it hasn't taken effect yet?" She ignored me and lowered her head in thought.

"I don't care about you, I'm going back." I rolled my eyes, ignored the dirty maid, and strode away.

On the way, I found a little tail.

Although she tried very hard to hide herself, her eyes would have been exposed long ago if she could stop staring at me so intensely.

Turning around suddenly, the little maid reacted extremely quickly and quickly retreated, leaving me in the dark.

This is not okay, this is her territory, and I am obviously no match for playing hide and seek.

I have to use Zhuge's strategy to lure the opponent to reveal his flaws.

I showed a deep expression. Countless conspiracies were brewing in my mind. After screening one by one, I finally got the most effective strategy.

The next moment, I accelerated forward suddenly, turning whenever I saw a bend or taking a detour when I saw a road. I walked for more than ten minutes in one breath.

When I turned around, there was no trace behind me.

"Humph, stupid human being, Ben Druid got rid of it just by a little trick." I snorted proudly, slowed down, and walked back slowly.

Have you really gotten rid of me? Of course it's impossible. This is the home of the pornographic maid. I did this just to make her relax her vigilance.

But it wasn't enough. I had to pretend to be completely relaxed and let down my guard, so that she could show her weakness.

How to install it?

What would a person want to do when he is most relaxed and content?

I don't know what other people think. Anyway, I think humming a little tune and singing it loudly is the simplest and most effective way, and with this Druid's god-level strength, the other party will definitely be addicted to it instantly. Then

Time is the opportunity for the biggest flaw!

"Ahem."

Auntie, look at this druid's rough and powerful voice!

"You are the wind and I am the sand."

While singing, I quickly took a look at the hidden corner behind me.

"Huh?"

I stopped singing and walked forward quickly.

What's going on? Why did the pornographic maid suddenly collapse on the roadside?

The pornographic maid was lying on the ground with her eyes rolling in circles, as if she had fallen down due to an unknown AOE attack. She looked particularly innocent and pitiful.

It was so boring, she had already fallen down before I even used any real skills.

I carried the pornographic maid who died of an unknown accident on my back and sent her back.

When I got home, I found that no one was there. Was it because I told them that I would be returning to the camp in the next two days, so I went out shopping together?

I secretly thought to myself that for some reason, my mouth was very dry, and I drank several large glasses of water to feel relieved.

Is it a side effect of taking that birth control pill?

However, after such a long time, there is still no violent reaction from the body, so it should be fine.

I rubbed my somewhat groggy head, returned to my room, lay down on the bed, and fell asleep in the blink of an eye.

After a while...
To be continued...