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The next day, a large wave of foodies came back in force.

First of all, Copy Lal, who together with me and Carlos is known as the three major daughter control in the camp, followed by of course Aunt Lisa, and Doug Goff, the two barbarian brothers, the three of them were hired in Kurast

The long-range mage mercenaries have made up for the shortcomings of the team. Now they are making great progress, and they are about to have sex with Big Pineapple's projection and go to Harrogas.

Of course, according to the cowhide king Doug, it is necessary to conquer the monster Big Pineapple and then ride it all the way to Harrogas. Only then can Master Doug show his true momentum, just like Andariel who was conquered earlier.

Duriel, Mephisto, are no longer up to par.

"Wu, I've heard all about it." Lal suddenly looked well-dressed and showed a serious expression.

"What did you hear?" I protected Xiao Heitan behind me and looked at her warily.

"I heard that I recently gained a granddaughter." He suddenly showed his face and said with a bright smile.

"Where is it? Who is it? If it's Sarah, I'm sorry, she's not pregnant yet." I felt even more alert.

"Dear Wu, what silly words are you talking about? Isn't that right in front of you? Hahahaha." Lal patted my shoulder and his loving eyes fell on the little Heitan behind me.

Carlos and Seattle had experienced the painful worm incident together in the Demon Fortress and met Little Hei Tan, so they were not surprised that there was such a thin and timid girl with long mercury hair beside me.

But Mr. Laer and Aunt Lisa have already heard about Xiao Heitan. Now, it is the first time they see Xiao Heitan, and their love is overflowing. No, I have just learned from Lisa.

The aunt took the hesitant little Heitan over in her hand, and immediately got caught up in the thread again.

"According to what you said, wouldn't Xilusi and Aikolu also have to call you grandpa?" I said in surprise.

"Well...they'd better forget it."

Lal turned back and glanced at the twin princesses in the kitchen. Then he looked at Sarah, who was standing next to them and teaching the princesses how to cook. He compared his eyes back and forth a few times, and seemed to be particularly troubled about his height for a while.

Finally, two lines of hot tears fell from his eyes.

I'm sorry, my baby girl Sarah, it's all daddy's fault that you can't grow taller!

In Lar's heart, I seemed to hear this silent cry.

"But Lilith is different, she..." In the blink of an eye, Lar regained his smile, looked at Xiao Heitan who was hiding even more closely behind me with sparkling eyes, gave me a thumbs up and said cheerfully.

"She is shorter than Sarah now. If you don't scream now, you will have no chance in the future."

"Boom!"

Sarah, who was teaching Silos and Ecolu how to cut the fish, suddenly lost control of her strength and cut off the head of the fish, and the chopping board underneath also let out a painful cry.

"What's going on? There was a chill on my neck just now?" Lal Tiaozi touched his neck, looking uneasy and confused.

"..."

Uncle Lal, your death star is already twinkling in the sky.

"If Xiao Heitan really calls you grandpa, then what should he call Aunt Lisa?" I decided to save Lar and save him from falling into the abyss.

"Hahahaha, your question is so ridiculous. Of course you have to call me grandma, Grandma Lisa, hahaha!" As if I asked a very childish question, Lar laughed proudly.

Doug Goff and I all started to retreat in unison.

"Lisa, Lisa, do you see that you have become a grandmother and you are also a mother-in-law, are you happy?" Lal was still gesticulating happily.

"Hear that~ Oh~" Aunt Lisa, who still looked like she was a first-time mother, was young and shameless, caressing her face behind her and smiling softly.

"It turns out that I am already so old in your eyes."

"Wait... wait, Lisa, you misunderstood me. I didn't mean that you are very old. I just wanted to say that you look very old... No, I sound very old... That's not right either.

, in short...ahhhhhhhh————!!!”

Lal's screams echoed in the sky above the Mages Guild for a long time. The unknowing mages thought it was some bad guild leader who had developed something weird again.

"Speaking of which, everyone had a really good meal." Lar cried, scratching his head and laughing. He is such a strong guy. I can no longer look at this miserable scene.

"Yes, with Veras, Sarah, and Aunt Lisa, it's hard not to have a lot of food." I picked up a piece of tender fish and took a sip.

"Gulu~~" Lal swallowed a mouthful of saliva and looked in front of him.

As if he was isolated in a circle among the dense crowd, the dazzling array of delicacies on the dining table were far away from him. Only a bowl of white rice and a steamed half-cooked fish head were placed in front of him.

Could it be the fish head that was beheaded by Sarah?

"I have a good fish head here. It must have been carefully made by my precious daughter for me as a father. It contains a lot of love. If you really want to eat it, then there is nothing wrong with exchanging it."

No one responded, there was only the sound of clattering bowls and chopsticks, and the sound of eating rice that was full of oily mouth.

"Doug, Geoff, we are good brothers." He looked to the side, hoping to get support.

"There are no brothers at the table." Doug looked at his favorite dish in front of him affectionately.

Gefu simply buried his face in the bowl.

"Mr. Seike, we went out for a drink together last night. We agreed to share weal and woe, didn't we?"

"I was drunk yesterday, so I can't remember what I said." Seattleke touched his bald head, and his pretending to be stupid skill instantly reached the max level.

"Sir Carlos. We are all paladins, good partners of justice, yes."

"The path of justice... is always accompanied by loneliness." Carlos was silent for a moment. He sighed as if he was deeply touched, secretly picked up a piece of meat, and under Lar's moved eyes... handed it to Kajiel's hand.

In the bowl.

Seeing that there was an extra piece of something she didn't like to eat in the bowl, Kajier let out an unhappy cry and beat Carlos away with the momentum of a Lushan Bailongba.

"Kajiel, no, you have to eat more meat to grow up." I couldn't bear to see Kajiel, who was as picky as Ariya and only ate fruits, so I picked up a piece of shredded pork and handed it to her.

of mouth.

"Chiji~~" Kajier said nothing. She happily opened her mouth and held the chopsticks in her mouth.

As a result, I received a look from Carlos that looked either grateful or resentful.

"Dear Wu..." Lal seemed to have finally discovered my existence and smiled flatteringly.

"Uncle Lar, don't you like fish heads the most?" I suddenly interrupted.

"Hey...hey, is there such a setting?" Lar looked confused.

"Sarah and Aunt Lisa can testify." I slyly shifted the topic to the key person.

The kind-hearted Sarah hesitated, while Aunt Lisa nodded with a Shura smile.

"It turns out...it turns out that I have always liked eating fish heads. I see..." Lal picked up two fish eyes with chopsticks. The body was as white as the fish eyes.

"Hahahahaha, it seems we are late." A familiar laugh came, and two figures walked in.

"It's not too late. You're here just in time, Sister Lina, Gorilla." I stood up to welcome her.

"I said, Wu, we have known each other for such a long time, so we don't need to be so unfamiliar with each other in our titles. What do you think about removing the last two words?" Gao Te patted my shoulder and discussed.

"Okay, gorilla." I said with a hearty smile.

"Hey, wait, something's wrong, didn't I say the last two words?" Gott noticed something very keenly.

"That's right, it's the last two words, Gorilla Goth, isn't it?"

"Wait, let me think about it, Gorilla Gort... Gorilla Gort... if you remove the last two words... it's really like this! I'm actually throwing myself into a trap!!" Gorilla Gorilla held his head and whined.

"..."

Please, can anyone help me send this guy, whose IQ is even lower than that of a gorilla, to a zoo?

"Speaking of which, where is your newly recognized daughter?" In the blink of an eye, he returned to his original state.

"Here." I touched the head of Xiao Heitan sitting next to me, held her on my lap, and showed off.

"How about it, cute."

"Damn it, I want a daughter too." Looking at Xiao Heitan and then at Xilusi and Aikelu, the Gorilla yelled unwillingly.

"Talk to Sister Lina about this kind of thing."

"That's right." Suddenly nodded, Gao Te raised her hand heartily and shouted at her wife.

"Lina, give me a daughter now!!"

There was a click, and I seemed to hear the sound of one of Sister Lina's nerves breaking.

Then, Gott and Lal sat together.

"Come on, Sir Gott, let me give you half of the fish head." Lal cut the fish head in half and put it in Gott's bowl.

"Thank you, thank you." Gott burst into tears.

"But half a fish head isn't enough to go with rice."

"It's okay, just hold the fish eyes in your mouth slowly. Just tell yourself, this is a ball of salt, this is a ball of salt..."

"That's it, and there's this trick, brother Lar, you are so powerful." Gott exclaimed.

"Where, where."
To be continued...