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This... that... remember a certain great man once said this?

It's a long night and I don't want to sleep, so I might as well steal and make some money.

Of course, a positive and bright person like me would definitely not do those things like chickens crowing and dogs stealing. In other words, ahem, by the way, I am actually here to admire the moon.

Remember another great man, didn’t he say something like this?

Drinking and singing, life is just like going to a prostitute, the days will be filled with hardships.

Yes, yes, yes, I came out so late just to sing a song and have a drink. It’s really nothing else. Don’t get me wrong. Look at how big the blood moon is tonight... Well, it’s snowing, it’s snowing

It doesn't matter if it snows, I like this half-covered feeling best. As long as the Druid's titanium alloy dog ​​eye function is turned on, even the thick layer of dark clouds can be seen through.

All in all, after saying so much, what I mean to say is that I didn’t go out specifically to go to some strange mage tower nearby. It’s just a desert night scene that makes people fascinated. If you pass by by accident, you won’t let it go.

Go sit down at Tia's place, that's all.

Of course, as a young man with three talents in the new era, I also have another lofty purpose in mind, which is to persuade Diya to go to bed early. Going to bed early and getting up early will make your body healthy, lively, smooth and delicate. Full of elasticity, graceful curves, plump and exquisite.

.How can I bear to let my tall and passionate body be damaged?

Well, it doesn't seem right. Anyway, as long as you know that I don't have any bad intentions, even if I am tempted by Tia, I will give her a righteous order and tell her that this kind of thing must be done after getting married.

If she insists on getting married tomorrow... I'll give it some thought.

Thinking like this, I straightened myself out, coughed a few times, stepped onto the spiral staircase of the mage tower, and came to Dia's room.

Um?

There seems to be some noise inside, what's going on? Didn't Tia say she was the only one here? Bastard, do you think I was deceived?

No, why should I be angry? I should be happy. In this way, Tia won't be able to seduce me openly. After all, no matter how activist you are, you can't do that kind of thing in front of others.

Yes. Happy, happy, put on a smile.

I raised the corners of my stiff mouth, pulled it to both sides, and raised it. I knocked on the door and pushed it open after receiving a response.

The lights in the room are bright, and there are many delicate flowers that are rarely seen in the desert on the table in the corner, as well as the most conspicuous, fiery red, festive and brand-new bed sheets. There is just a [囍] on the head of the bed.

There are also hanging ribbons that can be seen everywhere on the wall furniture, decorating the whole room with a lovely pink color, which seems to exude a unique temptation.

If you turn off the lights and light a few dim candles, there is no doubt that it will make men feel nervous and eager to stray into the girl's ****. In other words, what is Tia using these methods?

Where did you learn that, you bastard!

On the cabinet next to the bed, there is a tray with a delicate wine bottle and two cups on it. At first glance, you will subconsciously think that this is the preparation for drinking wine on the wedding night?

However, the bright lights and the two noisy figures sitting on the specially prepared soft bed almost destroyed the atmosphere that Tia had worked so hard to create.

I don't know whether I should be happy or disappointed. If it weren't for the sudden third party, in this atmosphere, my endurance might really be defeated by Tia. This little girl is really full of energy.

You want to push me back.

Who was the third person who suddenly came? After taking a look, I was immediately speechless.

In fact, I should have thought that who else could appear in Tia's room at this time besides her.

Beja, the elf princess, is also known as the two little girls of the Dark Continent with Tia.

I said that when I left the camp in the morning, I always felt like something was missing. It turned out to be her. This little girl, under normal circumstances, would definitely join in the fun, and then sarcastically told me to leave quickly to avoid her own pervert territory.

Contaminated the entire camp.

It turns out that this is all Beja’s conspiracy!

Two little girls were sitting on the bed, playing a game called Hera. It was an entertainment invented by the Horadric people themselves. The cards were covered with mysterious patterns and magic circles, some like Hera.

Tower Cards, anyway, a magic idiot like me cannot understand this kind of game that is only suitable for mages.

The atmosphere was very lively. Of course, anyone with a discerning eye could tell at a glance that this lively atmosphere was caused by Bea's enthusiasm and her one-man show. Opposite her, Tia was very helpless. She turned around and looked at me, her eyes full of tears.

Lost and depressed.

"Hmph, who did I say it was? It turned out to be idiot Wu."

It was obvious that the moment I came in, I was given a sharp look, but the little girl Beiya put on an expression that showed she had just noticed me, and snorted softly.

"You must have some evil intentions when you come to a girl's room so late, right?" She stared at me closely and said.

Because it was hit by an arrow in a sense, Tia and I both shrank our necks with guilt.

"How... how is it possible? Yes, yes, I was just walking and saw the lights here were still on, and wanted to remind Tia that it's time to go to bed early. That's it, Tia."

I said quickly.

"Yes... yes, that's it. Fanfan came up here to remind me to go to bed soon." Tia nodded hurriedly.

"Uh-huh, really?"

At this moment, Beiya seemed to have transformed into a certain death-god primary school student. Her eyes were so sharp that she seemed to have seen through everything.

Especially, when her eyes fell on the bottle of wine and two wine glasses beside the bed, she showed a look like "I swear on the name of grandpa, there is only one truth, I have seen the ending" and so on.

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Two wine glasses...who are you kidding? These two shameless adulterers...then...those and so-and-so women, huh! Fortunately, if I had come a day later and come here tomorrow morning, maybe...maybe I could just do it directly

I saw these two shameless men and women, naked and hugging each other, sleeping on the same bed!

Beya felt heavy in her heart, and snorted with disdain, a nameless anger rising in her heart.

Tia, the pervert princess, actually seduced the idiot Wu over and over again. Didn't the lesson she received on God's birthday not be enough? Do you still want to do something more outrageous?

The same goes for idiot Wu. He knew clearly that the scheming Princess Horadric was up to no good, but he kept stupidly getting in on her and didn't even know she was being eaten.

The Beja now is not the Beja she was on the birthday of God. She secretly obtained a strange book with a long name from the collection of a dirty maid. It made her understand many things that she had never thought of before.

Yes, those shameless things between men and women.

Of course, it is limited to the level of ignorance, which is not even half-assed or half-empty. Otherwise, there would not have been the unconscious act [beep] last time.

Could it be that the wine was tampered with? Now Beya was very suspicious and would doubt everything she saw. But what she didn't expect was that she actually guessed it right.

The wine jug placed by the bedside is the wine that Diya used on the birthday of the god. It is written as fine wine and pronounced as love potion. It is the super version of the Horadric clan's secret secret [Daughter's Red].

With it, the newlyweds can produce 18,000 yuan per mu.

As Tia's enemy and comrade-in-arms, Beja feels that she has this obligation to correct Tia's pervert nature and let her regain the shame and reserve that every girl should have.

At the same time, as the younger sister of Alto's sister and a loyal fan of my king, Beja believes that she also needs to wake up the idiot Wu, make his head smarter, his eyes brighter, and see through Tia's lustful and sinister nature, so as not to

Embark on the road of no return for the princes of hundreds of tribes.

Damn it... Although I am not willing to give in, this guy is Sister Alto's husband after all. Sister Alto seems to... really like this fool. So, how can I just watch him play with women and let Sister Alto do it?

Sad?

I have no choice, I am too lazy to take care of this idiot Wu, but for the sake of Tia, and even more for Sister Alto, I can't just sit idly by and do nothing. When necessary, even if I let myself...

Wait, wait, what am I thinking, idiot, idiot, idiot!!!

Seeing Bea's face suddenly flushed, and then she hit her head violently, Tia and I looked at each other, wondering what kind of tricks the elf princess, who was sometimes quirky and sometimes stupid, was playing.

"Hahu...hahu..." Beiya gasped for air and stared at the other party hatefully.

As expected, Wu is a pervert and idiot, and the pervert realm he exudes even affects himself. However, he underestimated His Highness too much, thinking...do you think you can make me succumb like this?

Licking her suddenly dry lips, Beja picked up the wine bottle and cup without saying a word, poured a glass and drank it.

"Ah..." Tia exclaimed.

The two girls were sitting facing each other playing cards. Beja's position was towards the head of the bed, closer to the wine bottle and cup beside the bed. This series of actions made Tia opposite, look like she didn't have time to stop her.

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Uh, make one...

"This wine... is surprisingly delicious. It's not much worse than Sark Crystal Wine." After drinking it, Beja looked surprised, as if she couldn't accept that the Horadric tribe could have a wine as good as Sark Crystal Wine.

"There are such good things, but I didn't use them to entertain people before." She glanced at Tia and said unwillingly.

"This... was just brewed." Tia turned her head away and avoided the other party's gaze.

For some reason, for a brief moment, I seemed to see Dia turning her head to the other side, with a strong dark aura exuding from her body.

It must be my misunderstanding, my misunderstanding.

"Okay, let's just believe your nonsense..." Beja muttered in disbelief, poured another glass, and drank it.

"Huha...huha...this wine seems a bit...a bit..." After the second glass, Beiya's face turned red, she felt dizzy, and her speech was a bit slurred.

"Is this wine so powerful?" I looked at Beiya who was already in a daze, and curiously leaned forward and took a sniff.

This smell...is a bit familiar, like deja vu.

"Haha...ah hahaha, I think Beja's alcohol content is too low." Tia hurriedly stepped in between me and Beja, blocking my view.

"Fanfan, Beya is already drunk, let's go out."
To be continued...