Chapter 1826 Raiders of the City of God's Punishment(1/2)
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Before I knew it, I had been wandering around the Plain of Despair for three or four days.
The entrance to the City of God's Punishment has not been found yet, so it's not because of bad luck, or because I have lost my way... Wait a minute, I have lost my way occasionally.
None of the above is correct, it's just that I didn't bother to look for it.
Because... the City of God's Punishment is very dangerous, and I don't want to go there at all, so I might as well go back home.
I tilted my head and thought a little self-defeatingly.
First, before being a harem elder, I was a savior, secondly, before being a savior, I was a druid, then, before being a druid, I was a man, and finally, before being a man, I was a man.
He is a quasi-tragic emperor.
So... a bastard with such a high priority level will definitely be struck by lightning!
At this time, it’s time to summon [True! Tragedy Emperor] Fini. Last time when I passed through the City of God’s Punishment in the first world, she helped me share a lot of lightning, which I miss very much.
"What are you talking about, Xiaofan? Come here quickly, I've already packed it up for you." Occasionally, the little ghost kid gets up for a while, but his fighting spirit is even stronger than mine.
Of course, she could hide in the necklace when passing through the City of God's Punishment. It was me who was injured, so of course she wasn't afraid.
"No..." I refused weakly.
"Little ghost, let's give up everything, give up hatred, give up dreams, never care about guys like Diavolo anymore, let's go back to our hometown and get married together!" I held the little ghost's soft little hand and burst into tears.
"I don't really care..." The little ghost tilted his head and looked at me with a warm and noble smile like a virgin.
"If we get married, Xiaofan won't starve me, right?"
"Of course, it's a man's most basic responsibility to support his wife." I made a strong pose.
"Then let's do a good calculation. Let's assume for a moment that we can live for a thousand years."
"Hmm, what next."
"Then, I'll be more economical and get nine broken diamonds a day."
"Oh! It's such a waste. Your Highness the Saint, I'm so grateful!" I was so moved that I almost cried.
"There are three hundred and sixty days in a year."
"It's not much different anyway."
"One thousand years is 360,000 days."
"Uh... ok... it seems to make sense." (IQ is a bit insufficient)
"Then we need 3.24 million fragmented diamonds."
"This...this..." (IQ is completely insufficient)
"If 3.24 million broken diamonds are converted into gold coins, according to the current lowest exchange rate, one broken diamond is worth 1,000 gold coins. Then 324 broken diamonds are 3.2 billion.
Forty million gold coins.”
"..." (a clumsy IQ trick)
"Suppose, if Xiaofan and I live in seclusion in the mountains, Xiaofan can make money by cutting firewood. A bundle of firewood can earn two gold coins. If he can chop a hundred bundles of firewood a day, he can earn two hundred gold coins."
"I can calculate this, I can calculate it!!"
"What is 3.24 billion divided by 200?"
"..." (pretending to be stupid)
"The answer is 32.4 million days."
"Oh oh oh!"
"Divided by three hundred and sixty days per year."
"How much is it?"
"About 100,000 years, I'm too lazy to forget it."
"That is to say, if I want to support you and live in seclusion with you, I must first cut firewood for a hundred thousand years?" I was shocked.
"Yes, Xiaofan, work hard. I will also pray for you silently."
"Don't pray silently! Support your family with me!!!"
"I'm a saint, how can I do rough work?"
"Is this the only time you remember the setting of the Saint?!"
"At worst, I'll give Xiaofan a daughter."
"You can have this!"
"Put the daughter who was just born yesterday into a wooden basin and let her float away along the river."
"Are you Snow White's stepmother!!!"
"Twenty years later, my daughter finally came back."
"Oh oh oh. My daughter, my father and daughter are finally reunited!!" I was so moved that I burst into tears.
"As a widow, she brought her one-year-old daughter with her."
"No ah ah ah ah!!!!!!!!!"
"To obtain my parents' property."
"It's too realistic! My daughter can't be that realistic!"
"Actually, the real purpose is to assassinate her father who didn't rescue her from the river!"
"Logically speaking, she should assassinate the mother who abandoned her, right? The father did nothing wrong!!!"
"The truth is revealed. It turns out that my daughter's daughter was actually born to her father!"
"No, I'm not such a beast!"
"The abandoned daughter wandered around and met her father by chance. The two people, who did not know each other's identities, quickly got close under the bond of blood and did something irreversible."
"Where did this third-rate soap opera script come from? Protest, I want to protest!"
"In the end, the three members of the family reconciled and lived happily together."
"I always feel that such an ending is full of ethical tragedy!"
I gasped for air and couldn't extricate myself from the story that the little ghost randomly constructed.
"So it's too troublesome to talk about a daughter. I don't want it. I just want Xiaofan." The little ghost smiled and put his arm around my neck.
"It's not all your fault for making up stories for nothing." I rolled my eyes, hugged the little ghost, and slapped her on the butt.
"Xiaofan, Xiaofan, do you really want a daughter that much?" The little ghost nuzzled me reluctantly and asked coquettishly.
"You can't give birth, why are you asking?"
"If Xiaofan wants to, that's fine."
"Really?" I widened my eyes.
"Fake."
"You..."
"But you can try to split it."
"Don't... I can't support you anymore." I held my head and screamed, suddenly thinking of the 3.24 billion gold coins.
Forget it, I'll just keep practicing and make money.
In order to feed the little ghost, I once again ignited my raging fighting spirit.
The monsters in the Plains of Despair are not weak, and they are also mixed with monsters from other areas, such as the burning soul in the Krast area, the Dark Seeer (Bat Demon) in Lu Gaoyin, and the cursed monster in the Rogge area, etc.
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This means that my harvest will be richer than that of the suburban prairie. Except for those doom casters who are still poor Tinker Bell, huge demons like Balog, although naked, seem to have no weapons.
What a good thing. Actually...it's just so-so. It always gives me a little surprise.
Then there is the Knight of Doom, although he is the loser among the three brothers, but no matter how he is, he is also a rich second generation loser. Look at its glorious and mighty armor, which is worth a lot of money, and its cold light flashing, and you can tell at a glance that it is not a mortal.
The sword is definitely a gift.
It's a pity. There is no longer Yi Zuer in the game. That brother is a real second-generation emperor and his father. Killing him back then will give us a big harvest for the four of us.
After picking up the job of supporting my family and killing several groups of monsters, I started looking for the greasy... No, I started looking for the Grand Canyon, the Grand Canyon leading to the City of God's Punishment.
The City of Divine Punishment is quite easy to find. It is built on a huge mountain that towers into the clouds. It is separated from the Plains of Despair by a large canyon, so as long as you keep walking along the Plains of Despair towards higher ground, you will definitely be able to find it.
wrong.
I think back then, that boy from Tualatin lied to me that there was a cave in the Grand Canyon at the foot of the City of God’s Punishment, and there were artifacts hidden in it. What was the result? My titanium alloy bear eyes were blinded. From that time on
To be continued...