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"You...you guy, you don't know how to show mercy at all." Covering my forehead that was bleeding, I looked at Cube angrily.

"Showing mercy to a monkey will only make the monkey more complacent."

"Fuck...fuck, what he said was so outrageous, and he said it so smoothly, I almost wanted to slap my thigh and scream, at least I thought that the other person was hurting me.

However, this druid showed great mercy today, but he was not as compassionate as this ten thousand year old princess.

"Be happy, your body will be repaired soon and you can use it." I patted the Horadric Cube, as if I had forgotten who had damaged this body.

Although it is indeed not me...

"Even if it's repaired, it can only be used temporarily." Princess Diamond seemed to glance at me and said coldly.

"Huh? What's going on? What do you mean it can only be used temporarily?"

He looked at her in confusion. Just now he was marveling at how powerful this bunker's body was, so why did something go wrong in the blink of an eye?

"The IQ of a monkey."

With a helpless sigh, Princess Diamond did not ignore me and explained.

"Don't you think that just like a cube or a necklace, or like that wooden lump you made that can't even bend down, you just need to lean over it?"

"Eh. Isn't it just like this? What else can I do?" Scratching my head, I looked at a loss. This seemingly very magical thing, like a magic idiot like me, is just like those things in anime that are electrified when touched.

It will be destroyed immediately, and it will be similar to a character who can only live in an ancient temple in the mountains for the rest of his life.

"Also, can't the body of the puppet I made bend down? It should be possible, right?"

"You can only bend forty-five degrees, which is considered bending down." Princess Diamond became even colder.

"Well... I can bend at least... Why don't you tell me and I'll improve it." I secretly tried to see what it felt like to be able to bend up to 45 degrees, and I decisively changed my mind with a guilty conscience.

"It's not necessary. To be honest, you were able to create it. It already gave me a huge surprise."

"Really...really?" Is this sentence praising me or mocking me? I'm a little unclear.

"All in all, this time is different."

"What's the difference?"

"If it's still like before, just attached to the body and controlled, then it's just a borrowing. To this body, I'm just an outsider, not the owner."

"I seem to understand a little bit, so what should I do?"

"You really want to know?"

"Ah, of course I have, I'm very curious."

"First %￥&%...*￥##%$, then ￥#%￥...&*(*%￥%+#%&...%￥)%#..."

"Okay... okay, stop talking, I admit that I am a magic idiot." The series of magic terms spit out from Princess Diamond's mouth made me kneel down at that moment.

"In short, it requires very complicated magic operations to fully integrate into this body, right?"

"That's right, it must at least be connected to all the magic units in the body, which is the first step to fusion."

"Magic unit?"

"It's almost like the nerves of the body, you can understand it this way."

"Whoa whoa."

"This body has a total of 253,769 magic units."

"Oh oh oh!!!" My friends and I were shocked.

"This...can I see you completely integrated with my body in my lifetime?" I asked cautiously.

"unconfirmed."

"..."

High technology is a scam.

"If the monkey is captured by the Four Demon Kings because of his greed in the past two years."

"In other words, it will take about two years to be able to fuse?" I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and talked to the square princess. As expected, I need to bring a certain amount of IQ.

By the way, he also has a good temper.

"Almost. It's a pity that the magic circle that assisted the fusion has been lost. Otherwise, the time can be compressed to less than three days."

Just be content with that.

"After complete fusion, won't we no longer be able to attach ourselves to whatever we want like now?" I asked curiously.

As a result, Princess Diamond rolled her eyes at this thoughtless question: "Can you extract your soul from your body now and attach it to other places?"

"That means it can't be the case, right? It's such a pity. It feels like I'm imprisoned in the cage of my body."

I shook my head sadly, how free I am now. You can change your body anytime you want. How about I make a bunker body with two Mr. Elephants someday for you to experience? The name is Void Mask, and the shape and matching

With that name, it's simply a classic work of the second-level killer, cleansing, cutting, blowing, and coolness.

"Oh, really?" Princess Diamond's tone was as ice-like as she floated up again and aimed at my forehead with the sharp horns of the Horadric Cube.

What...what's going on? I was just thinking about it in my mind. I probably didn't say it out loud like before. Could this guy know how to read minds and know what I'm thinking?

I faced Princess Diamond, with a grimace on my face, and stepped back step by step: "Wait...wait, then...then what, we have something to say, aren't we good friends, why do we hurt each other?"

"I just feel that the monkey seems to yearn for my free life without being imprisoned by my body, so I just want to help." Princess Diamond said maliciously.

"May I ask, how can you help me?"

"Of course...the body was destroyed and your soul was saved!" As he said that, the Horadric Cube whizzed straight towards my forehead.

"Help...Help. Murder!!!" I lowered my head, narrowly escaped, and then shouted loudly.

"Don't move, the pain will be gone for a while." Princess Diamond turned back and continued to rush forward.

"It'll hurt in just a moment and you'll be dead, you vicious murderer!" I continued to dodge.

"Wouldn't it be nice to start over? Use a body and identity that no one knows, hide that dirty soul, and forget all the shameful things in the past. Then your relatives and friends may be able to breathe a sigh of relief and be happy.

I’m holding a funeral for you in the past.”

"Don't make it sound like my past is all shameful and has caused everyone a lot of trouble!"

"Oh. Isn't that so?"

"Of course not. I am an upright man who is known as the best man in Dongrog."

"These words made me realize the subtlety of [there are no tigers in the mountains, monkeys dominate]."

"Is your mouth getting more and more vicious?"

Seeing that Princess Diamond was getting closer and closer, I could hardly hide away. I looked left and right, and suddenly I had an idea. I picked up the body lying on the bed and blocked it in front of me.

"Hahahahaha, are you going to keep coming?" I got carried away and hid behind the woman, taunting her loudly.

"Monkey, don't touch my body with your dirty hands."

"I'll touch you, I'll touch you, what can you do to me?"

"Please, don't touch it again." Princess Diamond suddenly surrendered uncharacteristically.

This guy...does he value this body so much? I found it. I found another weakness of hers. If I don't take advantage of it now, it will be too late after she fuses it.

"Hey hey hey~~~~" Half of my face was shrouded in shadow, gloomy, and I laughed evilly, as if I had transformed from a victim to a big devil.

"What if you really don't want to be touched by me? I want to touch this wonderful body one more time."

"Please, don't do this."

"Hahahahaha, what should I do? It's really nerve-wracking. Haha, if you beg me again, beg me again, maybe I will seriously consider it."

My proud nose almost turned up to the sky. It was not easy. I finally defeated this arrogant Wannian Princess who was always against me. This was a great victory in the history of men!

When I raised my head and laughed, my eyes rolled away inadvertently. I quickly turned to stone and my body became stiff.

The door was full of familiar faces, Artoria, Tomoya, Sa Qili, Tulakov, Shashik... Everyone looked at the scene inside with a very subtle look.

Let me use my imaginative brain to take a closer look at the situation in front of me from a third-person perspective.

First, the door was full of people, looking at Princess Diamond and me.

Princess Diamond, opposite me, looked like she was begging in a low voice.

I, hugging the body of the doll, was carried away with joy, laughing like a devil.

If it were me, from the perspective of a third person, just coming in from the door and seeing this scene, what would I think?

The druid, who was laughing and looking evil, wanted to do something strange to this stunning doll, but was discovered by Princess Diamond and begged him not to do this.

There should be a 98.7% probability that he would imagine the scene happening in front of him like this.

After simulating it in my brain, I burst into tears.

"Fan." In the silent room, Arturia spoke first.
To be continued...