Chapter 1933 The true meaning of knight novels is actually [beep beep beep](1/2)
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"You didn't say it was me, I never said it was me, you bastard!" Tulakov held his head in pride. It seemed that Raphael's psychic bomb had seriously injured him.
"Oh? What do you want to say with your big mouth? How about you finish it in one breath?" Raphael shook his head without any sympathy. However, this is how to deal with Tulakov's big mouth, otherwise
He can make a small thing fly into the sky.
"Humph, is there any need to say that? Tulakov, who felt underestimated, couldn't wait to point his finger at me.
"The new guy, isn't he our new big help? The last time I saw him, he was still in the Domain realm, and now he is in the Intermediate realm of World Power. Even Horazon was defeated by him. He can't stand up to any of them.
Horadric’s old man?”
"Eh, me?" I never expected that the person Tulakov was talking about would be me, and I was stunned for a moment.
Until Raphael's eyes fell on me blankly, and then suddenly, like car lights turning on in the darkness, they turned into dazzling light and murmured words.
"Yes, why did I forget Xiao Xiao Wu? Is this the so-called darkness under the lamp? Xiao Xiao Wu can definitely stand up to the Horadik tribe. This guy Tulakov is quite good by chance.
You are smart, what to do, how to use Xiao Wu. It is better to make full use of his value."
Hey hey hey, I heard it all, I heard it all!!!
"Xiao Xiao Wu~~~" Raphael's eyes lit up again, he took a few steps forward, and held my hand tightly. His eyes were shaped like red hearts.
"Xiao Xiao Wu, Xiao Xiao Wu, guess what I'm thinking about right now?" She looked impatient, but she still had to play riddles to let me figure out her thoughts and deepen the topic.
There is no doubt that the light shining in Raphael's eyes now means something like "rich people, let's be friends, okay?", but how can I let her lead me by the nose?
"Sorry, I don't know and I don't want to know." I opened Raphael's hand and took a step back.
"It doesn't matter if you don't know. I just know it in my heart." Raphael took a step closer.
Then what the hell are you asking?
"Wait a minute. Raphael, I'm not talking about you. It's too explicit. Look, my little brother is frightened by you." At this time, Sa Qili appeared like a savior, inserting herself in the gap between me and Raphael.
In the meantime, she stopped her approaching step by step.
Good person, Aunt Qili. When you come back, I will immediately set up a longevity plaque for you.
"Is it that obvious?" Raphael came back to his senses, wiped the corners of his mouth subconsciously, and glanced at the others.
Everyone nodded their heads in unison.
"It's... annoying. This is love. Do you understand? I love the house and the bird. Because I love my precious granddaughter so much that even Xiao Wu also likes her."
Am I just a casual accessory of love? It’s like a banner that says you will get a big gift by recharging, but the gift is actually just a 50-cent cell phone cord. Is this a character like this?
"In short, in view of your default last time, we have now seriously doubted your credit, so it is not that easy to use your little brother. You have to get my permission." Sa Qili said proudly.
Hummed.
"I don't know when you became Xiao Wu's guardian." Raphael was not fooled and looked at him not to be outdone.
"Just now, right, little brother." Sa Qili looked back at me.
The meaning is very clear, are you being directly exploited by Raphael? Or are you getting greater benefits through her, and everyone is sharing.
I see, I misjudged you, Aunt Qili, I didn’t expect you to approach me for a profit.
I was inexplicably sad and angry, cynical and vulgar, and I was making small calculations in my mind. It seemed that it would be more cost-effective and profitable to take the route of Sa Qili, so I nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
"Xiao Xiao Wu, I misjudged you. It seems that your love for Linya is nothing more than this." Raphael was heartbroken as if he had been betrayed by a loved one.
"You can't say that, Mr. Raphael. Aren't I just planning to earn more money to support my family? This is my responsibility to Linya." I coughed a few times and came up with the excuse I had already thought of.
gj, Sa Qili gave me a thumbs up from behind.
"Damn it, even little Wu has become so clever. What the hell is going on?" Raphael bit his lip unwillingly, as if he was at the end of his rope.
Hum, underestimate me, Rogge No. 3... No, now I am the second stingy person. That's it. Whenever my Rogge No. 2 stingy soul is stimulated, my IQ will explode without limit, even myself.
They all felt terrible.
"But whatever, listen up, Xiao Xiao Wu, I will give you the order now."
Suddenly, the frustrated Raphael raised a mysterious smile, and his smile brightened in an instant. Both Sa Qili and I felt something bad. It seemed that this time, the princess of the Hundred Tribes had plotted against us again.
"Tell me, I will charge you according to the difficulty of the task." At this point, Sa Qili, who had no way to retreat, could only hold on and said.
"Very good, then listen clearly, my order is, Xiao Xiao Wu, go back and have children with Linya, and have many, many, many children." Raphael smiled strangely, and suddenly raised an ambiguous and inexplicable cock at me.
with his thumb, uttering such an order.
"Wha...what?" Sa Qili and I were both stunned.
"Raphael, what are you talking about? I suspect there is something wrong with my ears. Shouldn't I use my strong strength to do something to protect my country at this time?" I made a strong pose and signaled.
This is the correct script.
"Hmph, hey, you are all too naive and have been completely deceived by those boring knight novels." Raphael clicked his tongue and shook his index finger slightly, and Raphael showed a proud smile.
"The strong man, the brave, the hero, the savior in knight novels. In order to attract the audience's attention and make the plot more exciting, he is asked to challenge the devil and the devil. The savior in reality is not like this at all."
"Then what else can happen? If the savior doesn't defeat the devil and save the world, how can he still be called a savior?" I rolled my eyes, unable to agree with Raphael's statement.
"I just said that Xiao Wu, you are too naive. Let me put it another way. I believe you will soon understand. For example, mankind is in the era of great famine, and tens of thousands of people starve to death every day. At this time, you
You get a tree. This kind of tree is highly adaptable and suitable for planting in any environment. It can grow up in one year and can produce a large amount of edible and delicious fruits. At this time, you are turning this tree into
The only thing is to make it coveted and sought after by the world, or to immediately produce a large number of seeds so that this tree can be planted all over the world and solve the famine problem in a short time?"
"Of course I chose the latter, does that need to be said?" I replied without thinking. I didn't even understand why Raphael would ask such an idiotic question. Isn't the answer a matter of course?
"Very good. Now, we will swap the roles of the two. What do you think?" Raphael's smile deepened and he looked at me with a meaningful look.
"Well, let me take a look. Wait, do you mean..." I looked at Raphael blankly and finally understood.
"Bingo, yes, so, in fact, the real realistic version of those knight novels describing the savior is definitely not a ridiculous plot in which you get the legendary sword and armor after a lot of hardships, and then kill the big devil and save the world, but
It’s a harem erotic novel.”
Everyone: "..."
Although it seems reasonable, after Raphael said this, it is estimated that he will not be able to read any knight novels in the future.
"In other words, my most important task is not to save the Dark Continent, but to become... to be that... something..." Sa Qili looked at me with a blushing face.
Do you even want to betray me? My loyal agent, don’t even want Jin Jia La’s commission!
"Although the truth is a bit cruel, it is true." Raphael spread his hands sadly.
"Wait, I can understand what you are saying, and I don't want to curse myself, but there is a saying that a tiger father will also have a dog son. Even if he is my child, there is no guarantee that he will be excellent." I also thought.
Struggle a bit.
If I have to choose between the two roles of savior and big stallion, it goes without saying that I will definitely choose...
Well, I will choose...
Sorry, director, I just made a mistake. Please let me choose again and take the route of a big stallion. I think I can perform this role more perfectly!
"Of course this situation may happen, but as long as you have more children, won't it be enough? There will always be children who inherit your talents. This will be more reliable than letting you defeat the big devil and the big devil alone and save the Dark Continent.
and more insurance.”
Saying this, Raphael made the final savior summary: "So, in fact, the real ending of the savior novel should be like this. After ninety-nine percent of the harem pornographic content, the last one percent, led by a generation of brave men
The second-generation braves led a large number of third-generation braves and perhaps a large number of fourth-generation braves, and together they drowned the poor Demon King, and the Dark Continent was saved, which is really gratifying."
I think according to the development of this plot, the Dark Continent will be saved, but the bachelor men in the Dark Continent will not be saved.
I was complaining silently in my mind, and suddenly I thought of something.
It seems that the old fox in Akara has been providing various conveniences for me to open a harem, overtly or covertly. Could it be said that she had planned to do this for a long time? From the time Vilas left Vitus Village and followed me, to the time she provided for me and Al
Tolia, Linya, Little Fox, and Tia walked together. Looking back now, it seems that there are many places that have the space and convenience provided by Akara.
It's terrible, it's terrible. I fell into Akara's terrible conspiracy without knowing it. It turns out that it's not my fault at all that I have a harem. It's Akara. It's all her fault. Men all over the world
Oh, did you hear that? Your real enemy is not me at all, it is Akara, and I am just a victim, so please don’t stab me with your eyes again.
"What a pity." At this time, Raphael suddenly sighed.
"The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny. The things I just said are too idealistic and almost impossible to realize. God is fair. The more powerful the existence, the lower the fertility. This kind of thing
I don’t need to tell you that you already knew it. If not, this world would have been ruled by the dragon clan.”
Continuing to sigh, Raphael said: "Akara finally made a gamble. And she made the right bet. Unfortunately, she was right, but she also failed."
"Why is this?" Sa Qili and the others asked in confusion. They made the right bet, but failed again. This seems a bit contradictory.
"The bet was right, which means that the bet was right for Xiao Wu and failed, but it means that he still failed to take advantage of Xiao Wu's weakness to leave offspring. Now that Xiao Wu wants to get a girl pregnant, it is probably more difficult than
It’s ten times harder for a giant dragon.”
"Raphael, will you die if you don't say it so openly?" Seeing that Raphael kept talking about horses, palaces, love, pregnancy, etc., Sa Qili, who was very difficult in this aspect, couldn't bear it.
Yes, he stared with his face red.
"Hmph, you are so thin-skinned. Sa Qili, the innocent witch in our camp, should I call you this in the future?"
To be continued...