Chapter 2023 Black and white girl(1/2)
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I looked around carefully like a thief, my ears perked up, and when I heard the red and white princess was still tinkering in the kitchen, I quickly took a few steps forward, took down the wordless magic tablet, and looked around.
There is no mechanism, which is really disappointing. Sure enough, this thing cannot hide any major secrets.
I suddenly felt bored, put the sacred card back in its place, yawned and left the worship hall.
Oh, that's right, let's pray for blessings. After all, I have dedicated so much money. What do you mean by the nameless god? Give us a permanent buff or something, such as a lucky halo.
Thinking of this, I'm almost crying. You can't afford to hurt the quasi-tragic emperor.
After coming out of the worship hall, I felt something strange as soon as I raised my head. Something traced a trajectory on the horizon and flew straight and fast towards this side.
An enemy attack from the Scarlet Devil Mansion? That's not possible. The Red and White Princess is still cooking. How about at least waiting until I'm full?
I looked up and saw that the figure approaching quickly did not have any malicious intent, and I couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief.
I saw a figure in the sky, flying over the shrine, jumping down from a height of hundreds of meters, approaching quickly, and landing on the ground with a kick.
She adjusted her pointed magic hat that was a little crooked, and her eyes fell on me.
I:"……"
Girl: "..."
"Yo." She greeted first.
"Yo." I also responded.
"Are you the guy that Reimu said will get pregnant if you look at him?" the other party asked.
I:"……"
It's really embarrassing to say such rude words as soon as we meet. Of course, what's even more hateful is the Red and White Princess. I originally thought she was just joking, but I didn't expect that she actually said this to her partner.
"That's not the case. That guy, it's not like you don't know her virtue." I waved my hand repeatedly.
"Hahahaha, it seems that you know Reimu quite well. Have you known him before? That guy does often say some incomprehensible things." The girl laughed heartily. Because of the red and white princess's unscrupulous nature, she
I quickly became convinced of my innocence.
"I haven't known each other for long, it's just..."
"We're just like-minded." A voice said from behind.
"Who has the same goals as you, you bastard? It's just your unilateral dumping of moral integrity." I turned around and retorted loudly to the red and white princess who came out with a spatula in her hand.
"I thought those guys from the Scarlet Devil Mansion were here again. I didn't expect it was you. Didn't you tell me not to come over? It's very rude to disturb other people's world of two."
"What is a world for two? A world for two, can I eat it?!" In order not to cause misunderstanding, I naturally had to lift the coffee table angrily and continue to refute.
"Eh. The two of us seem to get along quite well." The girl wearing the familiar magic hat looked around at me and the Red and White Princess, sighed, and then touched her belly.
"I was hungry. I happened to pass by and smelled the fragrance, so I came to have some food."
"At such a long distance, do you have a dog's nose?" I looked shocked.
"I'm not bragging, I'm very sensitive to things I'm interested in." The girl touched her nose proudly.
It is indeed an ability worth boasting about, but I always feel that she is not using it on the right path. Is it my misunderstanding?
She came forward, looked at me carefully up and down, left and right, then suddenly raised her head and patted me on the shoulder.
"It's very good that you are able to get along well with Reimu. I thought that with her personality, she would die alone in the near future."
"It's okay, but I really don't want to get along well with him."
"It's really rude, don't tell me, I seem to be very lonely."
The red and white princess and I said in unison.
"Hahahaha, it's so funny, it's like a cross talk between two people, you two." The girl hugged her belly and laughed.
"Go, go, don't bother me if you have nothing to do. I am doing a big thing, a big thing to revitalize the shrine and get money from the pockets of the big benefactors." The red and white princess waved her little hand impatiently at the girl.
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"Don't say that in front of the person involved, okay?" I looked at the Red and White Princess expressionlessly. Is this guy really so confident that he can dig money out of my pocket? I thought Rogge was the third stingiest person.
Did you get your reputation for nothing?
"Eh? I'm here to worship, are you sure you want to drive them away?" The girl showed regret.
"Guest, please come here." The red and white princess immediately threw me aside and made a respectful gesture to the girl in front of her.
Surreal and super snobbish, I can only use these five words to describe the red and white princess who is now looking so flattering.
"Hahaha, this is ridiculous." The girl, who looked like she had grasped the rhythm of the home field, came to the money box under the guidance of the red and white princess, and touched the money from her apron-style black and white dress.
He touched it, took out a bag, and dumped it into the money box without looking at it.
I saw scattered things, including glowing stones, broken pages of books, blood-red branches, bones of unknown animals, etc. Although it cannot be described as rubbish, it looked like a mess.
Many items poured out from it and entered the money box with a clatter.
"Wu...Wu what are you doing!!!" The red and white princess was stunned for a moment, then she held her head and screamed in agony.
"Offer it." After pouring out the last item in the bag, the girl simply put the bag in her hand and let it fall into the money box.
"What the hell is this!" The red and white princess looked like she was about to cry, holding the money box in her arms and quickly moved aside to prevent it from being damaged again.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Father, Father is crying." Holding the money box, the red and white princess said sadly.
Are you about to cry?
"How rude. These are all things I picked up along the way. They seem to be valuable." The girl looked at the reaction of the red and white princess with dissatisfaction.
After all, I picked it up. I said it was picked up. In short, it was just rubbish picked up casually! I complained silently, feeling a little sympathetic to the red and white princess.
"Come on, Wu, I don't want to see Wu anymore." The red and white princess sobbed and waved at the girl to chase her away.
"That's too much. There are obviously so many offerings." The girl pouted.
"Do you really want to drive me away? The next step is to get to the point." With a sly smile, the girl suddenly took out another small bag from her bag that looked like a fourth-dimensional space and shook it. The crisp gold coins
The sound of the collision seemed to echo through the entire shrine.
The red and white princess was stunned, and her face seemed to change. The tears and sadness on her face suddenly disappeared, and she put on a dignified look. She patted the red dress on her body and neatly placed the money box in the same position.
He looked at the girl with sparkling eyes.
"Your integrity... is really cheap." Even the girl who has been friends with the other party for many years couldn't help but twitch at the corner of her eyes when she saw this scene.
Seconded. Seriously agree!
"Then we have to see how much money Wu has to spend to buy my integrity." The red and white princess put on a dignified, beautiful, noble and solemn face as a witch, but the little hand on her waist was circled between her thumb and index finger.
He gave us an internationally recognized gesture.
I:"……"
Girl: "..."
Sure enough, there's no way he can keep up with this guy's pace.
"There's nothing we can do about you." She covered her forehead with a headache. The girl took a step forward and turned the bag upside down. As expected, gold coins flowed from it, and the eyes of the red and white princess who was watching turned into
Gold coin shape.
Isn't there someone worshiping this shrine? It's not as miserable as the Kohaku Princess described it before.
Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but wonder if I had been deceived into sympathizing with this princess of integrity again.
Anyway, I got another sum of money, which is really gratifying. Now I should relax my peek into my purse, I thought to myself.
That...wait a moment.
I squinted my eyes and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.
The girl poured out the gold coins from her pocket. Why does it look familiar? Is it my imagination?
Just like the one in my arms...exactly the same...gone, you bastard!!!!!!
As soon as I touched my arms, two lines of hot tears welled up in my eyes. I rushed towards the money box with the momentum of a solo savior, reached out and grabbed the money bag from the girl's hand.
Unfortunately, it was too late. The moment I touched the money bag, the last gold coin fell. The money bag was already empty and completely shriveled into a ball in my hand.
"You guy, when did it happen?!" I shook my money bag with tears in my eyes, hoping to find a penny in it, but unfortunately all I heard was the sound of the bag being empty, and I couldn't help but glare at the girl.
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"Just now." The other person gave me a hearty thumbs up.
Just now... was it the moment when he tapped me on the shoulder? I didn't notice it at all!
What shocked me even more was that the fact that my eyes and body didn't notice it only meant that the girl was skilled in her skills. The problem was that my Roger's third stingy intuition didn't even notice that the breath of money was leaving me.
science!
Staring at the girl, my eyes changed from anger to fear. My natural enemy, this guy is definitely the natural enemy of my third stingy Rogge!
"In the final analysis, as an adventurer, if you clearly have a place to put your money, but you still keep the money bag in your arms, it will attract people to steal it, right?"
To be continued...