Chapter 2054 The animal trio who seeks their own death(1/2)
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There were a few light white clouds floating in the sky, which just blocked the sun above the head at noon. The cool breeze caressed the cheeks, bringing with it a hint of the coolness of autumn in the grassland. However, in the midst of the hot lunch, it seemed particularly pleasant.
That trace of excess heat blew away.
This guy, Seatlek, couldn't settle down for a while, but he immediately relapsed into his old ways. He picked up the wine jar and acted arbitrarily, looking for people to drink from everywhere. However, it should be said that he got carried away. It's better to be rough and subtle. Every time he looked for someone, he went out of his way to drink.
After avoiding me, she probably finally realized that only asking me to drink would irritate Bisi's nerves.
"Come on, come on, everyone, don't worry about that bragging guy Wu, just give me a drink." Doug was also drunk. He spoke with a loud tongue, slurring his words, taking a mouthful of wine and a mouthful of meat, feeling very uncomfortable.
"Doug, what you said is wrong. Who doesn't want to be accused of bragging by a bully?" I immediately ran over and protested.
"Me? When did I, Doug, brag? Let's talk about it." Doug opened his eyes and made gestures towards everyone, telling lies.
"No, I guarantee it. I guarantee it with... I guarantee it with Groff's personality. Doug has never boasted." Lal swore to the sky with all his heart.
"I also vouch for it in the name of Boss Lal." Although Gefu was straightforward, he obviously couldn't bear such a loss, so he also dragged Lal into the water with him. It's good, these two guys in front of him have lost their personality.
"Look at it, look at it. No, I'm not bragging. Think of me, Doug, who was the instructor of the training camp back then. Guess what." Doug, who was so proud of himself with the personality of the two brothers, started to foam at the mouth.
stand up.
"I can't guess. Could it be that he thought that when you were born, you hit the ground face first and fell into a pancake shape, so he introduced you to be an apprentice in a bakery?" I asked back with a prickly look.
"Bah, you just fell flat on your face. Let me tell you. The Paladin instructor at the training camp at that time thought that I, Doug, was too upright, too brave, and too hard-core. He wanted to bring me to the Paladin, life or death.
I went to the training camp. They said they wanted to train me to become a paladin hero like Griswold, but I thought to myself, I am a barbarian. My family has been barbarian warriors for generations, and my good brother Geoff,
How could I disappoint my ancestors, how could I leave Gefu alone? So I resolutely refused to become a paladin hero with a bright future, and chose the profession of barbarian warrior, which could not fully utilize one percent of my qualifications.
"Doug was gushing, and once he started bragging, he couldn't stop talking.
After hearing this, everyone felt a chill. This bullshit was so lawless. Even Lal and Gefu, who were willing to betray their personalities to serve as a stepping stone for him, put on a look of disgust as they retracted their words and did not recognize this person.
"If you are not bragging, what I just said is the truth. I am an honest man with unparalleled benevolence and justice." Seeing this, I couldn't help but sneer.
"Who just said... what about Azmodan's hair? Tell me about it?" Doug looked confused and put his ears up, waiting for my explanation.
"I'm just saying like."
"Nonsense, Wu, it's not that I underestimate your strength, but compared to Azmodan, you are far behind. Not to mention getting its hair, even within ten kilometers of it, I'm afraid your legs will be weak.
I can’t walk anymore.”
"You are the one who is talking nonsense, Doug. Otherwise, let's make a bet. Let's make a bet on whether I can produce proof that I am close to Azmodan."
"Okay, let's bet." I was sure that in the hell world, there was no way I could come into contact with Azmodan, otherwise I wouldn't be able to stand here and talk. Doug was now confident, patted his chest, and followed without hesitation.
I made a bet.
"Where is everyone?" I glanced at everyone.
In fact, these people may have the same idea as Doug. After all, as the alliance becomes more and more powerful and stable, more and more information is released to everyone by the alliance today. Especially this group of people are also top-notch in their respective regions.
Adventurers, as well as clan leaders like Little Fox and Tia, princesses, masters like Seatik and Carlos who often complete secret missions of the alliance, and intelligence chiefs like the dirty maid, plus I reveal some from time to time.
Semi-confidential information.
These people can be said to be a group of people who are relatively familiar with the current situation. They know that although the alliance is getting stronger now, there is still a long way to go compared to the forces of hell, and they still have to rely on the help of the angel clan.
, especially in terms of high-end combat effectiveness, the current alliance simply cannot produce anyone who can compete with the Four Demon Kings.
Azmodan is the strongest among the four demon kings. Let alone encounter him, even if I encounter Duriel or Andariel, I will definitely die. As for Belial, that is a cliché.
It's a problem. When it comes to it, everyone even has a consensus that they would rather have a passionate collision with the three demon gods than be targeted by Belial.
So, getting back to the subject, it is natural and not surprising that everyone does not believe that I have ever encountered Azmodan.
However, these guys didn't get to know me in a day or two. Seeing me placing bets so calmly, they probably finally remembered my nickname of the Alliance's miraculous savior(?), and hesitated again.
I am afraid that if I stand in the wrong team, I will suffer an unexpected disaster.
"Why, you don't dare anymore? Weren't you very arrogant just now? Why don't you dare to take a gamble?" Seeing everyone's reaction, I suddenly felt proud.
"Don't be arrogant, let's do it." Lal, who was about to experience a day of loss of personality, pulled Gefu and stood up to cheer for his good brother.
"You two..." Doug was immediately moved.
"We are on Wu's side." Before he could finish his words, Lar and Gefu came over together, turned their heads, faced Doug, and gave a righteous scolding: "Actually, I have long thought that
Doug is unreliable. If the savior of the Alliance doesn’t believe it, who else can believe it? Everyone says no?”
"You two bastards." Doug gritted his teeth in hatred, his big copper eyes blazing with anger. He wished he could immediately pounce on him and fight to the death with his brothers who had lived and died together.
"Where's the old horse?" I looked towards Malagby. You love to join in the fun, why don't you give me a hand?
"I...of course I am following Boss Fan's footsteps." Lao Ma's expression suddenly became firm, as if he had finally found the goal of life, the meaning of existence, and the courage to fight.
"What's going on? Do you really believe that Wu can see Azmodan?" Doug saw that the situation was not good, and he felt like he was surrounded on all sides, and he immediately yelled.
"Boss Seattle Ke, you are strong and your words are reasonable. Tell me, with Wu's current strength, is it possible?" He turned around to look for his big partner, Big Brother, hoping that the other party could be more powerful.
"Under normal circumstances, it is absolutely impossible. Just like what you just said, Doug, let alone ten miles away, a hundred miles away, as long as Azmodan discovers Junior Brother Wu, he will definitely die." Seatlek affirmed.
said.
"Look, look, don't you believe what Boss Seattleke said?" Doug immediately became proud.
"Don't be too happy. Didn't you hear that Senior Brother Seattleke just added [under normal circumstances]?" I sneered.
"It is true that there are special circumstances, but I think Wu, you look... quite normal, quite ordinary, and cannot be compared with miracles or anything like that."
"..." This is indeed a knowing blow.
"Stop talking nonsense, is there anyone else?" I pointed to Laerma and the others behind me, indicating that the truth always stands on the side of the crowd, and no matter how you quibble, it will be useless.
"Oh? It seems to be very lively here. What happened?" Gorilla Gorilla, who had been eating and drinking there, finally came over with his animal team and asked curiously.
"We're making a bet."
"Bet? What bet? Let's join in." Gao Te became excited.
"Anyway, you can't understand it even with your IQ, so just choose whatever you want. Anyway, it's a 50-50 chance." I didn't bother to explain, so I quickly urged, since Sister Lina is not here, I will punish you today.
Chief Gorilla.
"Boss Gott, this way, this way." Doug waved his hand quickly.
"But, you only have one person there." Gaut hesitated a little. Although he had an IQ at the level of an orangutan, the instinct to follow the crowd still remained in his miserable, honeycomb-like brain.
"The truth is always in the hands of a few people, which is why most people are mediocre, only a few people are geniuses, and a few people will always rule the majority." Doug used his big mouth that can talk even the dead.
Kung Fu, with his hands wide open, like a fanatical believer spreading his faith, the animal trio was stunned.
"That seems reasonable." After thinking twice, Gott waved his hand and walked to Doug's side with determined steps. I didn't stop him from the beginning to the end, and said what I wanted to punish him just now.
"Now I'm back in the game, hahahaha." Doug felt that he was no longer alone and smiled proudly.
"Is there no one left? Brother Seattle, don't you also love to join in the fun?" I smiled maliciously at the big guy, trying to drag him into the water.
"Oh, I don't know why. I got drunk the day before yesterday and it seems I haven't fully sobered up yet. I'm squinting at the side and you guys are playing your own tricks." The witty Seatik found a far-fetched reason and got out of the way.
He would rather open the wounds of his defeat in front of Bisi the day before yesterday than get involved. This shows how much Seattle Ke doesn't think highly of Doug. This fact makes Doug feel panicked, but he is still stubborn and refuses to admit defeat. As for
The three Gotts... don't even know what they are betting on, so don't expect them to notice that the atmosphere is not good.
"Let's get started, come up with any tricks you have, high-five them hard, Doug lowered his body and roared loudly like a bullfight.
"There's no rush, let's talk about punishment first." I stretched out my big hand, and Feini, who seemed to have known what I was planning for a long time, cooperated and pushed Bis, who had a puzzled look on her face, and handed it to me.
"Bisi, do you still have the wine you had with Seattle Lake the day before yesterday?" I held Bisi's soft little hand and pulled her to me, and I asked pleasantly.
"Yes...yes...Sir Elder..." Bisi's face turned red and she nodded her head.
"It's good to have it. How about the loser drinking a jar?"
"Ruthless enough." Lal and the others gave a thumbs up, indicating that I was the wild wolf wearing the harmless skin of humans and animals.
"Who is afraid of whom?" Doug had no way out.
"Very good. You guys who are about to become the prodigal dogs, take care." I touched in the inventory and took out an item that shone with a deep dark gold luster.
"This is..." Everyone's attention was attracted. Experienced adventurers can roughly judge whether an equipment item is powerful or not based on the light and the aura it exudes.
There is no doubt that the luster and aura emitted by the equipment in my hand are unprecedented. The most powerful dark gold equipment I have ever felt.
"What on earth is this?" Equipment Controller Seattle Cook didn't even pretend to be asleep. He rushed up excitedly, snatched the dark gold equipment from my hand, and put it in the palm of his hand for a look.
Black eye patch?
Seattle's face was embarrassed at that time. His face was already ferocious enough, but if he brought this thing with him again, he might be able to take down the title of the most vicious person in Darkness.
But when he saw the attributes of the equipment, he suddenly felt embarrassed, his mouth opened wide, and his saliva flowed out.
"Good...good, good...good stuff!" Seatik slapped his thigh and couldn't help but roared.
Seattle's character is very good. Every time he goes out to practice with Carlos. After coming back, he can stabilize Carlos in terms of harvest. What is the equipment that can make him, a nouveau riche, unable to calm down?
Naturally, this eyepatch is Azmodan's eyepatch that I picked up deep in the pit. It is also my only, fatal and powerful method for this bet. Even if Doug has a hundred mouths, every mouth can...
It's useless to talk about it with all the hype. The iron-clad facts are before our eyes.
To be continued...