Chapter 2070 The unscientific practice of a certain person(1/2)
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Returning from the dream realm to reality, the little mermaid Elijah also quickly changed back to her mini form. It seems that the human girl form is indeed very taxing for her at the moment. Seeing this, I can't help but feel even more guilty.
"Okay, Elijah, let's go back, don't keep everyone waiting." I sat down with the mermaid princess on my shoulders and said with a smile.
"Hey~~~" Elijah waved her little trident, looked very happy, and hummed a tune of unknown meaning but extremely beautiful. From time to time, she would hold her up and rub the side of my face.
Elijah seems to be becoming more and more coquettish. If I leave the camp, won't she be very lonely?
"Sir, you are back. Everyone is worried about you." When I got home, Vilas immediately came up to me at the door and looked at me with gentle and reproachful eyes.
"You can't wander around with Elijah. If Elijah's existence is exposed, the whole camp will be unrest."
"Yes, I understand. When the time comes, it will be your turn as the Rogge singer to appear on the stage. A song will wake everyone up from the fanaticism and save the alliance. I didn't expect that one day, my Vilas will be even more powerful than me.
Being the first to become the savior is so touching." I wiped the corners of my eyes and started talking nonsense.
"It... there is no such thing. Your Majesty, you are really talking nonsense again." Vilas, who has been married for many years, obviously still can't deal with my nonsense. She whimpered shyly after hearing this.
As if I was bullying her.
"You're not talking nonsense, Vilas, just join our light music club and work together for the dream of saving the world with singing." I held Vilas's hand and extended the invitation with hot eyes.
Vilas: "..."
I:"……"
"Sorry, there's still food stewed in the kitchen. I'll go take a look first." Vilas cleverly took her little hand out of my palm and ran into the kitchen quickly like a frightened deer.
My little dog Willas, who still can’t lie, wiped away tears sadly. I covered my chest and expressed that I was very hurt. That’s right, saving the world is not that simple, it’s like a knight novel.
It is impossible to have strong teammates who can defeat the devil from the beginning. You have to go through all kinds of difficulties and narrow escapes to assemble a team of heroes.
"Hey~~~" The gentle and kind-hearted Elijah stroked my cheek with her small hand to comfort me, indicating that she was still there.
Yes, this is the rhythm. The Demon King's daughter has hidden her identity and joined the brave team!
I raised Elijah high and cheered. When I thought about it carefully, the light music section was actually full of talents. There were me as a singer, saxophonists like Aleus who played the piano with their lives, and E.
Riya, the mermaid princess, is all ace!
"It's already noon. Could it be that you haven't woken up yet? What are you daydreaming about here?"
Just when I felt that the future was bright and the devil was about to be defeated, a familiar charming voice came from behind.
When I looked back, I saw the arrogant little fox staring at me with his hands on his hips, as if to say, get out of the way, you bad guy is blocking the way.
Next to her is Mr. Emperor Wu. Since they went to the third world to find me, the relationship between these two people seems to have become quite good. The most important thing is that the two of them are relatively similar in strength. They can form a pair and often go to training.
Practicing on the field is just like what my senior and second senior brothers and I did back then.
"Little fox." I rolled my eyes and gave a standard flattery smile.
"Your voice sounds really good. What do you think? Do you want to sign a contract with me and become a singer with a bright future?"
"Wow, this bad guy, did his brain suddenly burn out?" The little fox took a step back in fright, but this could be regarded as a different kind of compliment. Therefore, this proud little fox still had a kind of "that" flashing in his eyes.
Also use the confidence you say].
Our Lord Tianhu, even if he speaks a word or pronounces a syllable at random, it is boundlessly charming and makes the listener melt to the core. When such a voice is used to sing, it is so powerful that even if he hums it casually,
One sentence can make all the male listeners' bones go up three points.
"Learn to sing, come to the light music section." I patted my chest, indicating that there were still two places left, and there would be no such store after this village.
"Sorry, I'm not interested at all." The little fox passed me directly, without mercy, and simply cruel.
"Then... what about Tamoya?" Seeing the little fox's refusal so simply, I knew there was no chance, so I couldn't help but cast my expectant eyes on the other one.
Lord Wu Emperor's words should be good too.
"This..." Tamoya looked very confused, as if a high school girl suddenly met a suspicious agent on the road who claimed to be a certain company who wanted to recruit her for a career.
"We are a powerful team like the mermaid princess." I took out some useful information to increase the appeal.
"Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa," she raised her head and raised her chest very cooperatively, looking like a big star.
"I'm sorry, it's rare for Bear Tower to invite me kindly, but I'm not interested in this kind of thing at all." Tamoya refused very politely and neatly, then left me petrified on the spot and entered the house.
The road to revolution is long and arduous.
The light part failed to expand, so I continued to practice the hard-won dream realm. In the next few days, with the help of Elijah, I became more and more comfortable in controlling the dream realm, and I gradually felt like I was about to become a master.
Only to enter the dream realm, I still need Elijah's help to enter, which makes me very worried.
Another day, while Ariya was still sleeping, I planned to try it secretly on my own. I felt that I had found the feeling, but it was just a little bit short. I would definitely be able to do it today.
But before that...
I glanced around, looking for traces of someone(?).
I went to check out the place where Sister Sharna camped at the market in the North District training camp. Although the adventurers regarded it as a holy place and stayed away from it, Sister Lina had already divided that area into a patrol area.
When Sister Erna was away, patrolling soldiers passed by three times a day, so it was not very safe to practice there.
I can go say hello to Sister Lina and ask her to cancel the patrol route there, but what's the reason? Sister Lina has always been meticulous about business matters, and there is no suitable reason. I can't say anything.
Therefore, as far as I know so far, that lake is still the most suitable for practicing, and the only risk factor is a dead dog.
so……
Yes, I saw a golden shadow lying lazily on the grass not far away, basking in the sun. A sharp light flashed in the corner of my eyes.
Don't blame me for being cruel. It's you who are too much in the way.
"Damn it, there's grilled fish over there!" I walked behind the dead dog as if nothing had happened, and suddenly pointed to the tree not far away in surprise.
"Oh~~~" Leona yawned carelessly. She squinted at the druid behind her with disdain. What age are you still using this old-fashioned trap? Do you think this princess is a fool?
But……
Her nose shrugged, Leona's long rabbit-like ears suddenly stood up, and she could smell the smell of grilled fish.
Take a look in the direction of the smell, right? The druid didn't lie. Several fragrant grilled fish were placed on the plate and placed there.
Leona's eyes were twinkling with stars, and she ran forward eager to have a good meal.
Farewell. Although the time we spent together was short, your unyielding figure has left a deep mark in my heart.
I wiped my eyes, turned on the magic on my hand and pressed it lightly.
Suddenly, an iron cage suddenly sprang out from under Leona's feet and locked Leona inside. The iron cage slowly rose and hung on the tree, just like a common birdcage.
The smart dog cage is made of aerospace-grade environmentally friendly materials, perfectly polished, and made with perfect eight hearts and eight arrows craftsmanship. It is embedded with Samsung's original high-speed 32m memory chip, allowing you to surf the Internet for free and play games, whether it's a dog cage, a dog cage, or a dog cage.
It doesn't matter if it's a closed dog. Even a strong person in the pseudo-domain can't easily open it. Now it only costs 998. You can have it for only 998. If you buy it now, you can also get a sturdy rope as a bonus. It's only 20
There are only 20 sets available and they will be gone once they are sold out. What are you waiting for?
Seeing the dead dog barking wildly in the dog cage and baring its teeth and claws at me, I smiled heartily and shook the magic switch that controlled the cage in front of its eyes. Suddenly [by accident] I shook it too hard, and the switch
It slipped from the finger, flew out, and landed on the grass more than ten meters away. It rolled a few times and happened to roll into a hole that was only as big as a fist but bottomless.
This is God's will. I looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle with compassion and waved to the dead dog. You bastard, just stay in the cage and eat grilled fish. Don't go anywhere.
Then he squeaked and ran away amidst the angry barking of the dead dog.
"Very good, now no one can hinder my practice." After a while, I came to the lake, transformed into the Holy Moon Wolf, and said proudly.
[When you go back, are you ready to tell Leona what to say?] Evelina obviously would not miss the opportunity to hit me, so she asked in a teasing tone.
[Of course...of course, I'm fully prepared.] I touched my chest guiltily and laughed a few times.
At worst, there will be a big fight between humans and dogs. At worst, I'll get bitten on my calf a few times, but it's not like I haven't been bitten yet.
[Actually, you are still a little reluctant to enter the dream realm alone now, why don't you wait for the little mermaid to help?] Evelina asked again.
[Hey, you guy, why do you talk so much nonsense?]
[I'm just a little curious, you don't seem like someone who likes to do things that you're not sure about.]
[Humph, life is about trying, you don’t even know this?]
[I know, I must have been praised so frivolously by the little mermaid that I wanted to continue to act like a genius in front of her, but I couldn’t get off the stage.]
[Asshole, I know you’re still asking?] I raised my soul coffee table angrily. I shouldn’t have been sitting around talking to this sinister salty fish sword in the first place.
【Don’t talk to me from now on, I want to practice seriously.】
【Yes, yes, I understand.】
After saying that, Evelina fell silent as expected. She should have been like this a long time ago, you are such a verbose person.
I found a suitable position and leaned under the shade of the tree. I lay half-ly with my back against the trunk of the tree, and slowly closed my eyes. The realm of dreams... the realm of dreams... here I come!
When I woke up again, I slowly opened my eyes and saw the gentle golden sunlight shining through the gaps in the shade of the trees.
Is it already dusk? I had a really comfortable sleep this time.
I stood up, stretched, and sighed with great satisfaction.
Let's go back. It's almost dinner time. Willas's craftsmanship is still exciting and exciting even after eating it for so many years.
To be continued...