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"Dad, welcome back." When they returned to the resting area, the daughters had already gotten up and were packing up the tent. The little fox who came back first also put out the bonfire for the whole night as if nothing had happened. Everything was so peaceful.

nature.

"Well, I'm back, babies, do you miss daddy?" I spread my arms, hugged the twin princesses who came up to me, kissed them hard, and hugged little Heitan again, and held her long

The mercury bangs were pushed aside, revealing a smooth and lovely forehead, and a pair of beautiful eyes that turned into double pupils again after daytime, and kissed them again and again.

While doing this action, the little fox and I glanced at little Heitan's face very secretly. We found that she didn't show any abnormal color, and we couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief and smiled reassuringly.

It seems that choosing to come back after taking a shower is the right thing to do.

Although it is an open secret that I am that Aunt Tracy, my daughters still take good care of me. They stick to me one by one and call me very affectionate, as if I have really been away for a month. Could it be Oscar?

Should the acting award be awarded to the twin princesses?

Putting this thought aside and getting ready, we continued to set off, this time walking back the way we came. With a senior adventurer like Little Fox, the direction is definitely not a problem. Of course, I think I can actually do it too.

Come, just activate this terrible seventh sense that has been dormant for a long time.

After killing dozens of waves of enemies along the way, we can clearly feel that the density of monsters has become smaller, and the number of encounters with enemies has also been decreasing. By the afternoon, when the sun was still two poles high, we had not encountered them again.

The enemy walked for more than half an hour, and finally, the city wall of Lalula Town, which had been missing for a month, appeared in front of us.

Before we reached the gate of the city, Somako, who came after hearing the news, came up from inside with a cane. It seemed that some elf soldiers had gone back to report the news early. After all the trouble last month, my appearance and our

The conspicuous characteristics of this team have probably been remembered by all the soldiers.

"Your Highness, welcome back. Princesses, is your experience going well?" Somako greeted enthusiastically. At this moment, he was not the mayor of Lalula Town, but a man who had been saved and admired.

Heroic ordinary old man.

"Everything went well. I just missed everyone, so I came back to rest." I nodded and smiled, and greeted the elven soldiers who were neatly lined up next to me one by one. This welcoming formation was almost as fast as Artoria's arrival in person. Don't give it to me.

There is so much pressure, I have never enjoyed such treatment in the league.

After some exchanges of greetings, I still politely rejected Somako's enthusiastic invitation to stay. I came up with the excuse that I had something to discuss with Yalandlan, and he didn't dare to delay "important matters related to the future of the elves", even more than I did.

Hurry and send us to the teleportation station.

I'm not lying. "Important matters related to the future of the elves" were made up by Somako himself. I just simply said that I wanted to discuss something with Grand Elder Arlandlan.

With a little sense of guilt, we stayed here for less than half an hour and waved goodbye to the town of Lalula. According to Somako, our cute pink elf Loli Buco and her

Mom and dad went out with the hunting team in the village. Unfortunately, they couldn't hear the sounds of her delicate and lovely brother.

After a while, we returned to the Elf King City, and soon soldiers came to greet us and escorted us all the way back to the Crystal Tree. These cumbersome etiquette made me overwhelmed, but I didn’t want to embarrass Artoria, so I could only go all the way.

Pretending to be happy and easy-going, I accepted it.

Back at the residence, everyone hurried to the bathroom, especially the twin princesses. You don’t always have the opportunity to clean your body on the way to practice. It’s better here in the elves. They are all forest areas and it is easy to find water sources. In the alliance training area

But it's miserable. I often go to caves and tombs. No matter how dirty I am, I can only wipe my body with the water I carry with me. I think my most proud achievement back then was that I didn't clean myself in a cave for forty days.

Inside, the mice were all circling around me.

Ahem, why am I trying to recall these dark histories? In short, it is a woman’s nature to love beauty. The behavior of the twin princesses is understandable. As for Xiao Heitan, it seems that the previous habits still remain on her body and she doesn’t care much about it. But there are two things

There was an older sister who was taking care of her, so my poor little daughter was also dragged into the bathroom by her older sisters.

"Didn't you just take a shower?" I asked curiously when I saw that the little fox was also planning to get into the bathroom.

Perhaps she was thinking of what happened in the morning. When I asked her this question, her face immediately turned red, and she turned around and glared at me: "Humph, if I am willing to do so, can you care about it? Besides, what about the external conditions?

It’s better than here.”

As he said this, he closed the door and made me look gray. This arrogant little fox.

Even the little ghosts, Elijah and Kajeel, when they heard the news about their return, came out of the necklace in a swarm, clamoring to take a bath. I said, you have no experience at all, right? Why do I have to work so hard to make it look like this?

After all, it’s time to take a bath and reward yourself?

Women are really difficult creatures to understand. I sighed, stood up, and walked a few steps. In this case, then I will... let me take a bath too, so as not to be exposed to pornographic jokes at night, maid, little fox.

Kick out of bed.

After touching my nose, I glanced at the bathroom door, cautiously touched it, stretched out my hand and pushed it, and it was locked. The idea of ​​a mandarin duck bath was suddenly shattered.

Hearing the movement at the door, the little fox's proud and crisp laughter came from the bathroom, as if to say, I knew you, a bad guy, would make a sneak attack. This Tianhu had been on guard against this attack for a long time. He also wanted to bully this Tianhu. Mendu

No.

This little fox... I was so angry that my teeth itched, and I turned around to attack the little ghost. She must not have locked the door, but it seemed that Elijah and Kajier followed her into the same bathroom.

As for the other bathroom...if I dare to go there, the door will definitely be open to welcome you. The problem is that the consequences of finally doing it are that the real story of the Beast Duke will be officially staged.

In the end, I could only take a shower alone, and I couldn't even enjoy Elijah's "BIU~~BIU~~BIU~~". Having said that, I don't have the guts to let Elijah do this anymore.

Ever since I saw her in her human girl form, I can no longer treat her as a little mermaid princess. Man, what a pathetic creature.

When I came out of the bath after taking a long time, I learned from the little fox that the children had already gone to catch up on their sleep. No matter how easy the experience was, there would always be a tense nerve along the way. It was impossible to relax. Once back,

Once we reach the safe zone, we will feel a huge sense of fatigue. Even I, the bodyguard who didn't move a finger along the way, is tired, let alone my daughters.

"What about you?" Look at the time. Maid Huang Duanzi should have received the news that we are back, but she still has to help deal with the affairs of the elves, so it shouldn't be possible to come back in such a hurry. As for Arlandland, in the same way, she is now

She should also be busy, I'm sorry to disturb her now. Let's talk about it tomorrow. First say hello to the pornographic maid and ask her to tell Yalandlan and wait for arrangements. Then there will be a well-prepared environment.

, chat slowly and listen to her tell stories.

"I also want to take a nap." The little fox lazily stretched out his infinitely enchanting and beautiful body and yawned, saying in a daze.

"Together?" I was ready to move.

"If you dare, I don't mind." The little fox gave me a flirtatious look, and suddenly became bolder. Just when I was confused as to why she was so bold, I suddenly understood.

This is Artoria's home. Even if I am a debauched beastly Duke, there is no way I would have sex with another woman in my king's house. Well...except for the dirty maid, she is special to Artoria after all.

Allowed "official match".

Seeing that I understood, the little fox smiled triumphantly again, like a little hen that had won a battle. He raised his head and chest, swung his fox tail and pushed the door open. Before closing the door, he didn't forget to point his finger at me, just to eat.

I'm sure I don't have the guts to make a fuss in my king's house.

Damn it...just wait and see, don't let me seize the opportunity, otherwise I have to make this little fox like you look good, you know what it feels like to be spoiled!

I swore fiercely in my heart, but in the blink of an eye, I thought, if the little fox is spoiled, it will be my turn to be spoiled next. As for the reason... He who knows knows, it seems that it is just a tie at most, and it doesn't matter.

What a proud place.

Thinking of this, I felt dejected and lost my energy. Forget it, go to sleep. I'm tired too.

So, I had another lonely nap with me. I waited until sunset before I opened my eyes and woke up hazy.

But the first light that catches the eye is not the golden color of the sunset, but the mysterious, gorgeous and intoxicating purple color. Is the sky going to change?

I blinked and waited until my vision was completely clear before I realized that this beautiful purple came from the exquisite and beautiful eyes of the maid of Huang Duanzi - she was lying on the bedside, her face was completely close to her, those purple eyes were in

Less than an inch away from my eyes, staring closely at my sleeping face, I don’t know how long I kept this action, which made me unexpectedly feel that this pornographic maid is actually a yandere.

.

"No matter how much you like me, you don't have to get so close and stare at my sleeping face without blinking. I am still self-aware and know that my sleeping face is not associated with adjectives such as handsome and cute.

.”

Faced with the unblinking gaze of the pornographic maid, I had no choice but to say anything.

"Wow~~~" Maybe I woke up too suddenly, and her reflex arc was delayed for three seconds before she suddenly woke up, backed away, and sat down on the ground.

"Who...who likes you, the shameless and narcissistic idiot prince? I just plan to sneak attack on you and use this ancestral birth control pill to make the idiot prince smarter." This little maid is not cute at all.

In a panic, I found an excuse that was so cute that it made people want to laugh.

"Let's not talk about whether it is effective or not. Doing something like this is not considered a sneak attack."

"Because the contraceptive pill must be inserted through the nose." The maidservant who came to her senses immediately became sharp in her words.

"It's just murder!" I touched my nose in horror. No, there was indeed a foreign object. Could it be that this dirty maid really did it? Did she really do something lawless and murder the master's husband? My nose is going to be pregnant.

?

Wait, is there a direct connection between birth control pills and pregnancy?

"Let's not argue with you idiot prince." Unexpectedly, the slutty maid who had always taken the initiative to provoke others actually put up the no-fight card first this time. She straightened up and said something earth-shattering.

"Little Black Carbon is gone."

"Wha...what?" I almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

"Are you kidding, you idiot, you want to make fun of me, right?"

"Do you look at me like I'm joking?" The pornographic maid stared at me seriously.

"It doesn't look like it, but it's very suspicious."

"What's suspicious?"

"You are too calm. You don't look like a mother whose child has disappeared."

"Yes, I originally wanted to wake up the idiot prince and let you know the news as soon as possible."
To be continued...