Chapter One Hundred and Sixty The Second Day The Genius Druid and His Little Saint(1/2)
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In the realm of dreams, I watched the slightly lame demon king's resurrected flesh and blood turn into countless fragments and disappear before my eyes. I couldn't help but lie on the ground like a gulu, gasping for air, my throat was dry and on fire, and my heart was beating violently. It seemed like it was about to come out of my chest.
As a person like me, maybe I am a lover of suicidal syndrome, why would I choose such a big guy as my practice opponent? I will die, even if I have been fighting it for nearly three months, it is too dangerous for me. You can guess the attack pattern with your eyes closed, and if you make a slight mistake, you will be dead.
"Hey, young man, you did a good job, you can already make it suffer a little injury." Evelina's gloating and malicious laughter floated in the air.
"Perhaps we can challenge its true form and touch the tiger's butt."
"Stop instigating and treating others as fools." I took a few deep breaths and then yelled angrily.
Does this guy think I'm an idiot? The more times I fight with the demon king's flesh and blood resurrector, the more I can feel the gap between it and the real body. The real combat power of the big guy I pinched in the dream realm, Maybe it's only one-third of the real body... No, maybe one-fifth, maybe one-tenth.
Let me tease the genuine product's beard. Am I not looking for death? I'll meet him again next time. This guy will definitely learn the lesson from the first time and stop playing the cat and mouse game. Without saying a word, he will go all out. I have Even if I have ten lives, I can't escape.
I hope I don’t have to go to that hellish place in the hell world anymore? I thought with lingering fear, of course, if I want to defeat the hell clan, I will have to set foot there sooner or later. I comforted myself so much that even I didn’t want to believe it.
After practicing for about ten minutes, I felt that my body had recovered. I stood up again. I patted my smooth and soft bear fur, waved my paws at will, and was ready to start the next exercise.
Old Man Galen's super-kill, skill fusion, Furious Flame Fist.
A punch (claw?) is thrown out, and ten shadows are automatically created. Four or five of the shadows are accompanied by violent flames, which are powerful, while the other parts are slightly weaker.
Uh-huh. There has been progress. At least four or five flame fists have been fully integrated into the fury. It can be said that the first step has been taken halfway. Of course, there is still a long road ahead, which is about one hundred meters. Just take half a step.
I am already very satisfied. After all, my real qualifications are not as good as those of Carlos and others. They are only at the mortal level. If I can make a breakthrough in such a difficult move without cheating, I must be very happy.
Having said that, does Dream Realm count as cheating? I’m studying, so don’t lie to me.
"You are still practicing this move, can't you practice the other move I told you before?" Evelina's noisy voice came over again, which annoyed me.
"It's long-winded. A two-pronged approach can show the outstanding qualities of this talented Druid boy."
"Really? You're just a fool who still wants to do it half-heartedly. Don't get caught by the four demon kings and try to do both. After all, men also have two holes."
"..."
He tilted his foot and almost hit himself in the face with the furious flaming fist. Where did he learn this pornographic sword? And it was this kind of joke! Could it be that he had read those books by Aleus?
I kept rolling my eyes, indicating that I had no common language with this guy, so as not to be infected with strange problems.
Having said that, its words really caused me to think a lot. Among the four demon kings, I can only confirm that Andariel is a female. What about the other three? Belial is said to have an unknown gender, sometimes male and sometimes female, but
Considering that it is good at illusions, doing this kind of thing is just a piece of cake for it, and God knows what its gender is.
What about Duriel and Azmodan? In the game, I remember that there are many larvae in Duriel's cave, which means it is possible that this thing is a female? Of course, hermaphroditism is not impossible, after all, you can see how long it looks.
It's so ugly, who would want to have sex with it and let it breed bugs? As for Azmodan...
Since he is the strongest guy among the four demon kings, he should be a man, like Seattlek, who is tall and powerful, muscular, and hideous in appearance. He often chews bloody limbs in his mouth, and he is also a one-eyed dragon. Something like this?
I made some malicious guesses in my mind. If I can't beat you, why don't you allow me to splash dirty water on your face?
No, no, it’s more practical to practice hard.
I shook my head vigorously, and with a roar, I summoned two other crimson claws. Together with the four bear claws, I began to continuously furiously fire fist at four times the speed. Of course, in order to pass the time of making noise, it was necessary to hum something.
, let’s play a bath song.
"Hmph hum~~~Rub left and right...Hmph hum~~~Rush up and down..."
I don't know why, every time I hum a little tune, Evelina's noisy voice disappears immediately. She must be shocked by my god-level singing ability and can't bear to disturb the beautiful things.
Half an hour later, after driving at four times the speed, I fell to the ground again from exhaustion. After gasping for air for a while, I stood up and prepared to continue practicing. When I turned around inadvertently, I suddenly found a white luminous body falling to the ground.
in the distance.
What happened?
My figure flashed forward and I took a look, and I was surprised to find that it was actually a little ghost. He was falling to the ground with a posture of throwing himself on the street. He couldn't get up again. He looked like he had been hit by an unknown AOE and fell down. It reminded me of a very classic sentence.
Line - Every day when I come home, I see my wife dying.
"Little ghost, little ghost." I tried to poke it with my hand, but there was no response.
What a cruel murder this was. The crime was committed in a secret room in the dream realm. There were only me, Evelina, and five ghost wolves inside. The murderer must be among these people. Who is it? Or is it suicide?
I lowered my head and meditated, and entered the mode of the Death God elementary school student. Suddenly I came back to my senses, and saw that the corpse was actually a corpse, and stood up unsteadily. I was shocked, coach, this script is wrong, when did the Death God elementary school student become
A ghost movie?
"Tianchu!"
The little ghost stood up, gave an indignant shout, and rushed towards me without saying a word, biting me once, biting twice, biting three times... killing like crazy, killing in a rampage.
"You biting saint, you are so unreasonable. What did I do wrong? I wanted to take a good look at you, but I was treated so cruelly." I stroked the tooth marks on my body and complained with a grin on my face.
road.
"Ask God."
"You should have called God over!"
"No, I might have been scared away by you."
"Talk!"
After being noisy like this for a while, I got to the point.
"Tell me. What's the matter? This druid is very busy and has many things to do."
"Xiao Fan~~~" The little ghost suddenly changed his anger and coquettishly floated over to hold my arm.
"Hmm, the honey trap doesn't work for me."
The soft pair of breasts sandwiched my arms. My expression remained unchanged, I was drooling calmly as I sat in my arms, and my whole body was filled with awe-inspiring righteousness.
"Xiaofan, let's play together, let's play together."
"You stupid saint...do you really like playing that kind of game?"
Of course I knew exactly what the little ghost meant by playing together, and I couldn’t help but have a headache after hearing this.
"What's wrong? This way, it's like a knight and a saint, fighting side by side."
"That's not right. The saint just needs to stand behind the knight and be protected." I tried to correct her wrong view of saints. She shouldn't be too violent as a person, and even more so as a saint.
"Xiao Fan~~~Xiao Fan~~~" The little ghost continued to shake my arm coquettishly, and her plump breasts kept rubbing against it, which made my whole body excited, and my soul almost sparkled.
"No, I am a person who says what I say!" I looked straight and determined not to be tempted.
"Bite you!"
"Okay...let me think about it."
Hey, that's strange. The lines in this script are wrong, aren't they? Aren't the male protagonists in novels always willing to accept softness rather than toughness?
In the end, I couldn't resist the little ghost's coquettishness and agreed to her.
"Combined, combined!" the little ghost raised his hands in the air and cheered.
"Ahem, girls, don't keep saying these lines, it's so bad." I coughed a few times, reminding the little ghost to be in harmony and to be a lady.
"Okay, let's have sex."
"It's even more wrong!" I angrily opened my mind to the coffee table. Although it is right to do this with her often, it is completely wrong to use it here!
"mating?"
"You did it on purpose, right?"
"Breast [beep]?"
"Enough you porn saint!"
"Anal [beep]?"
"Okay, tell me where did you learn so many new words?"
"The Duke of Beasts..."
"That's enough! That's enough!" I held my head and wailed, this little ghost and that little maid must be existences specially sent by God to harm my moral integrity.
"It's as if Xiaofan is very innocent and has never done anything like this to this saint..."
I kneel down to you, Holy Lady, okay, don’t say okay, okay? I’m almost typing in full screen, but Evelina is listening with her ears wide open.
After a lot of endless discipline, the little ghost was finally satisfied, and I didn't dare to resist anymore, for fear that the holy girl would say something outrageous again.
"Very good, let's get started."
"Come on, come on."
"Humph, Xiaofan is an idiot, he looks unwilling to do it."
"Who said that, as a knight, my mission in life is to merge with the saint."
"Wow! What a strange mission."
"Lusuo, come quickly."
The little ghost circled around me a few times with great interest, as if it was warming up, then jumped into my arms, raised its head, and faced me with its delicate and holy face, looking at it without blinking.
"Be good." I lowered my head and kissed her lips gently. After a moment of passionate kiss, the little ghost gently pulled away and looked at me slyly.
To be continued...