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The 2185th chapter will make you constipated for a lifetime(1/2)

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"You stupid ghost, can't you just use the normal method? Why do you like to bite people so much?" I kissed the remaining taste in the little ghost's mouth clean, and then I rubbed her face with one hand and said.

"Uh-huh, I like this saint, Xiaofan has nothing to do with it." The little ghost acted arrogantly.

"I'll accept you, but it's better to use less healing techniques, as long as the wound can heal itself."

Although the healing spell works quickly, the real effect is to catalyze one's own vitality for healing. Therefore, if the injury is not serious and it can heal itself, it is best not to use healing spells, especially for adventurers.

, his physical constitution is good and he recovers quickly from injuries, so there is no need to save a little time to receive treatment. Of course, it is another matter in battle.

"What this saint uses is not an ordinary healing technique, it is pure holy power. It will not cause any damage to Xiaofan's vitality." The little ghost responded like this.

"Oh? It sounds like something that has been lost for a long time. How is it different from ordinary healing techniques?" Hearing her say this, I became interested.

"Actually, this kind of treatment is the essence of healing, and the healing skills included in the priest's skills are just simplified versions." The little ghost thought for a while and explained it in words that my IQ can understand.

"During the prosperity of the Holy See, the population was huge. There were countless people who needed to receive healing spells every day. The priests were too busy, and the holy power in their bodies could not support them to perform healing spells all day long. Therefore, the current simplified version was born. Just use

With a little bit of holy power, relying on stimulating the injured person's own vitality to heal the wound, a priest can heal more people. Especially during the war, this simple healing technique became more popular, and over time it gradually replaced the original healing technique.

Therapeutic Techniques.”

"This kind of simple treatment technique is better called lazy treatment technique." I couldn't help but complain when the little ghost talked about this history of changes in the treatment technique.

"There is no way. With pure healing techniques, a low-level priest can only treat one or two people a day. But with simple healing techniques, he can treat twenty or thirty people a day. Which one do you think everyone will choose during a war?

No more, why do you care about damaging your vitality?" The little ghost rolled his eyes at me, expressing his serious contempt for my IQ.

"Okay, I was wrong. Has this healing technique been lost now?"

"Absolutely. I don't know if there is relevant information in Little Akara, but even if there is, it is not very useful at this time. Simple treatment techniques are more convenient. After in-depth optimization, the effect is not bad, and the harm to people is also small.

Small." As soon as she mentioned something related to her profession, this little saint couldn't stop talking.

"Okay, okay, I understand. I can accept the treatment from the Holy Lady, but there is no need to use that method." I was dazzled by the little ghost's professional lines, and I could only wave and surrender.

"What does idiot Xiaofan know? The tongue is more sensitive than fingers and can control the penetration of holy power into wounds more evenly. Do you think this saint likes to bite your dirty and smelly ham hand?" The little ghost glared at me.

"I was touched by my feelings just now in vain, why don't you return my feelings?" I acted furiously.

"Don't even think about it. I just want Xiaofan to shed tears of gratitude for a lifetime, several lifetimes, dozens of lifetimes."

"It's too long. I will definitely switch roles in the next life. It's your turn to serve me as my maid!" I can't bear it. Do I have to be this little saint's servant knight for the next life? This is simply ridiculous.

...If you think about it carefully, it's actually pretty good.

"Wow! This confident tone sounds like you have fulfilled your duties as a servant knight to this saint." The little ghost looked at me troubled, his eyes saying, you have never served me well in your life, you want me

Will I serve you in the next life? There is no way.

The little ghost and I had a heated discussion about who should be masters and slaves in this life, the next life, and the next life. No one wanted to let the other, the poor sacred exorcism field, as an artifact, be forgotten like this.

In a corner no one paid attention.

For a while, I was pushed back by the little saint with a vicious tongue and a sharp tongue. When I wanted to find an excuse to change the subject, I remembered this guy and rolled my eyes: "Oh, I forgot about the artifact.

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"Wow! This saint is obviously going to win a big victory, but despicable Xiaofan actually tries to change the subject." The little ghost is not someone who will be easily attracted by the word "artifact". She still clings to the topic just now, vowing to

You will be my master from generation to generation.

"Well... you should take a look at the artifact first. If you can play with that thing, I can consider continuing to serve you in the next life." I forced the topic to change to the artifact.

"It's agreed." The little ghost took my left hand domineeringly and forced me to hook up with her. Then she quickly picked up the sacred exorcism field and fiddled with it with her head down.

Hum, there are more than a dozen sacred exorcism fields that can only be controlled by two-winged angels. Even your little saint wants to study and use it immediately. It is indeed the top ten jokes of this year.

"It takes a lot of victories to control it." Sure enough, after a while, the little ghost frowned, which made me chuckle. However, after studying it for a while, she figured out the clues. It was not bad, and she could reward a big red flower.

The next moment, the smile froze on my face.

"However, it's not impossible to control it reluctantly. You just need to give me some time to study."

"Are you... are you kidding? You can't control it at all with your current strength." I stammered and looked at the little ghost suspiciously. Could she be bragging in order to let me continue to be her servant in the next life?

Bar.

"Huh, this saint has this." The little ghost made some small moves, and a rhombus-shaped diamond appeared on her smooth little hand. It was the Audi Double Diamond, the saint's little friend.

"I completely forgot!" I slapped my forehead and almost hit the wall with regret.

My unimportant head, when I originally planned to hand over the Holy Exorcism Domain to the little ghost, I was thinking about whether she could use the Servant Holy Diamond to replace those two-winged angels and control the Holy Exorcism Domain.

Why did I forget everything in such a short time?

Could this be the conspiracy of the little ghost? I just kept changing the topic and rambling here and there just to make my brain’s storage space explode and I had to selectively forget some things.

It's scary. If this is true, then this little saint is definitely better than Brother Kong Ming.

The more I regretted it, the more proud the little ghost became. He couldn't wait to go back and study the field of sacred exorcism, and as soon as possible confirm that I would be her servant in the next life.

"Wait a minute, won't you help me with the treatment?" I was really afraid that this talented little saint would understand the field of sacred exorcism in a blink of an eye, so I could only shamelessly delay the time. After a while,

You can claim to have amnesia. Forget about it. Anyway, I often suffer from intermittent convulsions and amnesia. These days, even if I don’t have amnesia, I would be embarrassed to say that I am the protagonist.

"Xiaofan doesn't allow me to bite." The little ghost muttered dissatisfiedly, how could she not know what little idea I had after we have been married for many years.

"It's fine if you don't bite, it doesn't matter if the effect is a little bit." I hugged the little ghost with a shameless smile, kissed her lips, and made a vague sound.

"With this kind of treatment, wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone?"

"Big pervert Xiaofan." The little ghost who was unexpectedly kissed said vaguely, but did not protest. He stuck out his fragrant tongue obediently and naturally, letting me suck the holy power coming from above.

A few minutes later, the little ghost suddenly raised his head. "Jiaochuan" said, "Okay, today's portion is enough. Giving too much holy power will be self-defeating."

"Oh, is this enough?" I was quite reluctant and continued to pull the little ghost and kiss him.

"Woo~~~ It's obviously enough." The little ghost protested vaguely.

"Well, so it's commercial time next."

“There is no such long advertisement!”

"I'm sorry, I'm a profiteer."

This kiss lasted until I heard the footsteps of other girls approaching, and then I let go of the weak little ghost and let her return to the necklace.

"Ah hoo~~~" This energetic and energetic greeting voice, I knew who it was without looking back. Who else could it be besides Tia, the little Horadric princess?

"Here you come? Come on, do it." He looked at the little girl Tia with a smile, and poked her head in from the door, took a look, and saw that I kept waving her to come in, the little girl smiled coquettishly,

He trotted up and sat down by the bed.

But then, another figure made me blush.

This Ben Zina is really haunting. She can always be seen wherever Tia girl appears.

"Wow!!" Princess Wannian suddenly exclaimed as soon as she entered the door and saw my unhappy expression.

"What are you making all the fuss about?" Even though I knew it was her conspiracy, I still couldn't help scolding her.

"What kind of injury did the stupid monkey suffer? Why did the monkey's butt grow on his face?" Princess Wannian issued a venomous attack.

"Whose butt has a face!" I flipped the table at that time.

"Otherwise, why do you look constipated?"

"It's because I saw you that I acted like this. At least it gave me some self-awareness!"

"Is it because of me that the stupid monkey became constipated?"

"Yes, yes, that's right." I glared at Princess Wannian and made a hissing sound, trying to make her retreat.

"That's it." Princess Wannian lowered her head, as if she was sad.

Am I going too far? After all, she is also a girl, with a delicate side. She is not a careless guy like Seattle, who can make unscrupulous venomous remarks.

Thinking of this, I regretted it a bit.

At this moment, Princess Wannian suddenly raised her head and said: "Found it."

It turns out that this guy kept his head down and was looking for something in the inventory, you bastard!!!

Then, Princess Wannian took out a roll of paper in her hand, unfolded it, and walked straight to the wall as if I, the owner of the room, did not exist, and stuck the paper firmly on the wall, facing the bedside.

I can see it as soon as I open my eyes.

When Princess Wannian stepped aside and saw the paper posted on the wall, I almost spit out blood.

The painting on it turned out to be a bust of Princess Wannian, which was lifelike. It looked very much like the one posted beside my bed when I was still in the original world.

"I will be constipated for the rest of my life." Princess Wannian wiped her white forehead hard as if she had done something great. She turned around and gave me a thumbs up with a smile on her face.

Ni Zou Kai, Biozarai!

I gritted my teeth and glared at Princess Wannian, wishing I could pull out my right arm, get off the bed, rush up and tear the drawing paper into pieces.

"Okay, okay, don't quarrel as soon as we meet, and get along with each other in a friendly manner." Dia, the peacemaker, took it for granted. It turned out to be wonderful, and it turned out to be a future. Princess Wannian and I seemed to have killed our father.

Staring at each other as if they were trying to win the title, the bright smile on her face remained unchanged, and she softly comforted the two of us in a tone like a kindergarten teacher.
To be continued...
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