Chapter 2193 I have taken off my pants, why don't you slap your face?(1/2)
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"Who is it?" I rubbed my eyes and asked subconsciously, and glanced around. I was confused after drinking yesterday. Who sent me back? Where is this place?
My eyes quickly settled on Caroline beside the bed. Did she come in with Rafael, or was she here all the time? I think it was the latter. In other words, she was the one who brought me back when I was drunk.
, took care of me all night?
Although this seems to be the duty of a personal maid, I am still very grateful. I secretly prayed that I did not do anything rude when I was drunk last night to make her laugh. For some reason, it seems that every time I get drunk,
There is always a chance of being accurate to 23.5%. After waking up, you will find yourself tied to a tree. This weird phenomenon and probability will soon become the tenth most incredible event in the camp.
Then, my attention returned to Raphael. It only took a second or two, and I saw her responding to me angrily.
"If you want to know, go and see for yourself. Really, why did I have to be awakened from my sweet dream so early in the morning when it was clearly Xiao Xiao Wu who committed it?"
"What did I commit?" I noticed a key word. In this way... Could it be that I am seeking revenge? No, a silly, optimistic, good old and young man like me. Who do I have a grudge against? I have to find him early in the morning.
Come.
If you count them carefully, there are many, such as the Hell Clan, such as the Fallen Alliance, there are quite a lot of them, but if they were these guys, Raphael would have waved his hand and sent them to be summoned by the Lord.
, there is no need to come over specially to inform me.
The weirdness revealed everywhere made me a little more cautious. These singing and dancing girls...could they be colluding with everyone to try to trick me?
My eyes scanned her face again, trying to find any clues of a prank. But I was disappointed. Should I say it was really the case, or the acting skills of this princess of hundreds of tribes were too good, I couldn't find it anyway. Besides, even if
If you want to play tricks on me, you don't have to sacrifice your sweet dreams and come over to harass me early in the morning. This kind of behavior that hurts both sides is not like Raphael's style.
"It's so kind that you don't get rewarded. Do you want to go or not? If not, I'm going back to the tent to catch up on my sleep." Raphael yawned and stared with dissatisfaction, noticing my suspicion.
"I'm going, can't I go? Why do you want to titillate people like this? Tell me honestly who is looking for me so that I can be on guard. Isn't it possible?" I helplessly moved from the bed.
I lowered my buttocks, and Carole handed the clothes up at the right time. Only then did I realize that I was wearing pajamas. Damn it, doesn't this mean that Carole had seen all of me last night?
Thinking about it this way, I still feel a little shy.
"Is it too late for me to change clothes and wash up?" I stared at Raphael. If she insists on me wearing pajamas to make a gorgeous appearance, then I'm not afraid. Anyway, my pajamas are very...fuck, this doll is dressed like a doll.
What’s up with the lion pajamas?!
Mechanically, I turned my head and looked at Caroline. I really wanted to know the truth. Where did this set of pajamas, which fit just right, were full of cuteness and looked like a couple's outfit, come from?
"Your Majesty prepared this in the room for His Highness," said Carole.
"Oh~~~" I nodded suddenly and understood. It was indeed Artoria. I said who has such taste. It's just a pity that every time I go out, I always bring Willas's pajamas.
And there are more than a dozen sets! The set of pajamas that Artoria prepared for me long ago has never been used, so no wonder I haven’t seen it.
"Oh, it turns out that the Elf Queen also prepared pajamas for little Wu in her room. How loving this is, tsk tsk tsk." Raphael, who was listening with his ears pricked up, also made a meaningful noise.
He said "Oh~~~" and then showed an ambiguous look.
"She is my wife. I am in the Elf Clan. Wouldn't it be weird not to sleep in her room?" I turned back and rolled my eyes at her.
"That's true... I just can't imagine such an ordinary and stupid little Xiao Wu, and such a noble and majestic Alto..."
"Didn't you say that there are guests? Why don't you go and meet them?" I also know about this kind of thing, and I am more curious than you about what exactly Arturia likes about me.
"Go on, why don't I come here early in the morning to wake you up?"
"For waking me up early in the morning, I will suffer the same sin as you!"
"Hehe, this can be one of the reasons."
"You actually admitted it to me!"
"Nonsense, you'd better change your clothes quickly and go freshen up, don't keep people waiting."
"Obviously you are wasting time by starting the topic, okay?"
"Hurry, hurry, hurry~~~"
"Can you please go out first? I need to change clothes."
"It's really troublesome. It's just a man's body. What's so great about it." Raphael muttered in a low voice, turned around and left the tent.
"Then...Colgate, can you please leave for a moment? It's okay to turn around, but being stared at like this...is still a bit embarrassing."
"Really? Then just let me help His Highness change it. That's how it should be." Carole's mind is very simple. If you feel embarrassed to change clothes while being stared at by me, then try another method and I will help you change them myself.
Wouldn’t that be great?
"This makes it even more embarrassing." I was about to burst into tears. I felt that it was a little harder to communicate with Kaluki than with Kaluga. The twins had extreme personalities in opposite directions, and they kept making dirty jokes all day long.
, a strong candidate for the Academy Award. One character is going through the motions, and his mind is extremely simple. If the two of them can reconcile, they will probably be not far from being normal.
"I understand, then I'll prepare toiletries for you." Carole bowed respectfully, turned and left. I breathed a sigh of relief, quickly pulled off my stuffed bear pajamas, and quickly changed into my outerwear.
After thinking about it, I turned around and folded my pajamas neatly on the bed, then ran to wash up.
When we came out, it had only been two or three minutes, but Raphael was already impatient with the waiting. He pulled me and hurriedly ran towards her tent.
"Sir Raphael, can you tell me who the guest is?" I asked curiously as I was being dragged along the way. At least I was mentally prepared to know who the other party was and what debt he wanted.
"Angel." It took a while before these two words came out of Raphael's mouth.
Angel?
I frowned. I have been beaten a lot recently by dealing with these guys. Could it be that they are here because of the Angelil incident? Didn’t the Fifth Master resurrect the angels I killed? And it was them who were at fault in the first place.
.It is good for everyone that this matter is settled like this. Why bother to make the matter worse by lingering on like this?
No wonder Raphael had a look of reluctance. With his dream disturbed, he came to me early in the morning. It turned out to be these angels. This makes sense. In the battle with the hell clan, we
The Alliance has always enjoyed the blessings of angels, and adventurers in the third world can understand this best, so Raphael can't get angry with these angels no matter how reluctant he is.
"I'm telling you, Xiao Wu, you have to calm down later. If you just get punched one or two times, forget it. Just bear with it for the sake of the alliance." Raphael also knitted his brows together and thought about it.
I thought, and said to me in a consultative tone.
"Okay, I'll just bear with it."
"You agreed so readily?" Raphael, who was the first to propose, was surprised.
"Didn't you say it's for the alliance? Do you think I am such a person who doesn't care about the overall situation?"
"Uh... If I had said this before Xiao Xiao Wu had killed all those angels, I would have believed you. Now..." Raphael thought for a moment and responded uncertainly.
It seems that what I did at that time caused some misunderstandings, making everyone think that I had a problem with angels. I have no conscience. Except when I first came to the Dark Continent, I took out a bug sword and killed it.
Apart from the name of Angel Sword, he doesn't have any ill will towards these birdmen. Of course, his favorability is not very high either. Recently, it has increased a lot because of Fifth Master's enthusiastic help.
"It doesn't matter if you believe it or not, I won't mess around anyway." I sighed helplessly, expressed my attitude, thought about it, and turned my head to look at Caroline, who was following closely behind.
"Don't take action then, understand?"
Caroline is a hidden danger. She needs to be reminded. This simple-minded personal maid probably won't think so long-term. When she saw that I was beaten, she would definitely draw her sword and kill her. With her world-level combat power, plus
The artifact set of the Twelve Knights is bound to cause tragedy to someone.
"I understand, Your Highness." Carolie nodded vigorously and silently put away the Sword of the Sunset Moon in her hand.
In fact, I am very curious about what is written on the Sword of the Setting Moon. Lance, the first knight of the Rising Sun Dew, left a very literary blessing under his Sword of the Rising Sun. I think there must be something written on the Sword of the Setting Moon.
Well, they are twin swords.
No, no, now is not the time to think about this. I shook my head quickly and continued to frown, thinking about how many punches I would need to get before I started to run away.
"Well, after seeing your performance now, I believe it." Seeing that I reminded Colgate specifically, Rafael believed in my determination and stepped a little faster. Soon, her small tent appeared in
In sight.
I stood in front of the tent and took a deep breath. Then I followed Raphael, opened the tent door, and stepped in majestically. Then, just as I was about to do one of Erkang's signature movements and expressions, I shouted, "Ziwei is
Me, don’t slap me in the face.”
As soon as I glanced at it, I was shocked. All the preparations and lines I had prepared were thrown at Aunt Rong.
In Raphael's tent, the big battle I imagined, with dozens of four-winged angels lined up in two rows, pushing me to the ground and interrogating me in five halls, did not appear.
On the contrary, the lineup is extremely shabby, so shabby that it almost seems to look down on me and the alliance behind me. I said to you Angels, are you going to send someone like this to slap me in the face? Whether it hurts or not is one thing.
There was only one angel that appeared in front of me, or an angel with only two wings. She stood there quietly. She turned around when I came in, and her eyes met. Her expression spoke of coldness, indifference, and hatred?
It seems a little bit, but it's not too strong. It's like seeing a vicious dog that once bit me... It's probably to this extent.
What kind of fuss is going on? I have taken off my pants and you prepare this angel chick for me?
"Sir Raphael, something is wrong." I quickly approached Raphael and asked in a low voice.
"Where's the bad guest you promised? Where's the slap in the face you promised?"
"Are you still looking forward to feelings?" Raphael looked at me with a surprised look on his face, as if he finally knew the attributes of my pussy... No, what does it mean to finally know, it must be a misunderstanding!
"Seriously, Lord Raphael, what on earth is going on?"
"I don't know what's going on, but Xiao Wu, do you really not recognize her?" Raphael made a cute head tilt and asked curiously.
"Know her?" I raised my head again. Up and down, I looked at the female angel in front of me very rudely.
Although he is only an angel whose strength is only at the level of two wings, his appearance is at the level of four wings, and his face is even prettier than Angelil. He just lacks that mature charm. He is probably not very old.
To be continued...