Chapter 2382 Aiken, oops(1/2)
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"Where is this place? Why did you show up all of a sudden?" My biggest advantage is to speak directly when I ask questions. Of course, occasionally there will be times when my mouth is faster than my brain, and I will seek death more than once or twice.
"Xiaofan, your brain is really going out of control."
The little ghost touched my head tenderly with pity in his eyes, and a holy and warm light exuded from his back. It seemed to have turned into a pair of snow-white wings, like a compassionate saint... No, this girl is a saint, although she has never been a saint.
Instead, she did all the things that saints should not do.
"Repeating the same topic twice on the same day is not fun at all."
"This is the case under normal circumstances, but I feel that Xiaofan's decline in IQ has become serious enough that it must be emphasized again and again." The little ghost said with his hands on his hips, confidently and proudly.
"..." Why do I have to be complained about wherever I go? What is going on in this collapsed world?
"Okay, you have stressed it again and again, now how about you tell me where this is and how you came to be? I remember that I was tricked by Ben Zina at my wedding to Tia."
Rubbing my temples, I slowly recalled the last scene before I fell drunk. Ben Zina's hateful victorious smile still clearly appeared in my mind, making me grit my teeth whenever I thought about it.
"Oh? How dare that idiot doll be so arrogant and bully Xiaofan without my permission?" The little ghost raised his chin proudly.
"Don't think that she will still be bullied by you. She has turned around now. She is no longer that pathetic necklace that you chewed on, or that doll body. Tsk, tsk, tsk, that defense, that recovery ability. I think you
His teeth are of no use to her anymore."
I rolled my eyes and figured out my plan. I simply instigated a fight between the little ghost and Ben Zina. I watched the show on the side, ate some melon seeds, drank some tea, etc. It was very comfortable.
When Princess Wannian was first rescued, she had no body and could only live in the necklace. During that time, Princess Wannian and Benzina didn’t have nicknames yet. I called her Princess Necklace. During that time, she was still
She was trying to imitate the tone of artificial intelligence to cover up her inner uneasiness, loneliness and fear of the extremely strange world thirty thousand years later. During that time, she was still under the food chain of the little ghost and was oppressed by the little ghost.
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The most important thing is that she was not so venomous during that time. What happened during this period of physics, chemistry, fission, fusion, mutation, love, depravity, darkness, evolution, or other unpredictable changes that would cause this guy's temperament to change drastically?
Abandoned the artificial intelligence tone and evolved into a BBK puppet tongue machine.
It's so scary. A person can become like this in just a few years. This is simply taking the growth path of a little ghost and adding a crazy mode.
"Aww~~~(I bite)!"
"Ouch, you little guy, why are you biting all of a sudden?" The severe pain caused by the bite force made me jump up, hold the little ghost hanging on my shoulders in my arms, and pat her perky buttocks.
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"Because Xiao Fan is ignoring people." After a pause, the little saint looked at me with suspicion: "Besides, she seems to be saying bad things about me in her heart."
"..." This is such a keen intuition. In terms of sixth sense, the little ghost is indeed at the level of a saint.
"What did you say just now? By the way. It's the doll princess. Do you remember how miserable she was in front of you before? Now that she has found her body, she is so arrogant. She must be taught a lesson."
I remembered my original purpose and continued to fan the flames.
"No." The little ghost simply refused.
"Why?" I knelt down. If I show off my IQ and become the mastermind behind the scenes, will I die?
"From the shiny and delicious necklace to that look, I no longer have the appetite to bite it." The little ghost gave her legitimate reason.
Tsk, have you lost your appetite? It is indeed an irrefutable reason. Speaking of which, are you going to eat the shiny necklace?
"Wait, no, you really enjoyed your bite."
"That's because in the world, apart from the shining gems, I only like to bite Xiaofan. How about, feel honored. It doesn't matter if you cry when you are moved."
I really cried.
It seems that I can’t expect this biting ghost to use the terrifying suppression of the food chain to help me avenge my revenge. Anyway, real men never rely on others, and it is more fulfilling to defeat powerful enemies by yourself. Wait, it seems like I
One of the most important and fundamental issues has been ignored.
"Where is this place? Why are you here?!" He hit the coffee table in his mind angrily, and the topic turned around and went back to the beginning.
"Repeating the same topic twice on the same day is not fun at all." The little ghost directly copied and pasted my words.
"Don't worry about whether it's fun or not, please answer me quickly, please, Holy Lady." I was so complained that I almost shed tears of blood.
"This is a question that I would like to ask Xiaofan. Could it be that he really lost his memory after drinking and can't remember anything? Isn't this your own dream realm, Xiaofan?"
Hey, the realm of dreams?
I looked around subconsciously, right? The surrounding area was completely white, just like the beginning of the world. Isn’t it the initial form of the dream realm before I opened up my imagination?
It turns out that this is the realm of dreams, so it’s not surprising that the little ghost appears here.
But, then the question arises, why did I enter the dream realm.
Opening the dream realm requires a lot of mental energy. So far, not to mention my main body form, even the cosplay bear with the world's highest combat power can't open the dream realm because of the different routes. Monsters in the realm realm.
Neither can the Moon Wolf Witch.
Well, having said so much, what I want to express is that only in the form of the Saint Moon Wolf can the realm of dreams be opened.
In other words...that is to say...after I fell drunk, something happened, and then I turned into the Saint Moon Wolf?
When I thought about this possibility...no, it was not a possibility, it was an inevitability, I wanted to tie myself up and sink to the bottom of the Twin Seas.
No. I can't give up on myself yet. It's not time to give up yet. The most important question now is, when did I transform, and was anyone else aware of it?
Thinking of this, my butt started to smoke, I couldn't sit still anymore, and wanted to leave the dream realm to see what happened.
"Calm down, calm down, Xiaofan. Wouldn't it be useless if you go out now?" At this time, the little ghost comforted him leisurely and contentedly with the mentality of an outsider.
That's right. If I have been exposed, I now wake up from the dream realm, and there happens to be a large group of people watching in admiration. It's so refreshing and shameful. Just imagining it in my mind makes me want to go back to my hometown and get married immediately.
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If I hadn't been exposed, I wouldn't be in a hurry to go out now. In short, waking up immediately would not be able to undo any mistakes. Instead, I might fall into a shameful predicament like "caught in bed".
After calming down and thinking a few times, I sighed and sat down again.
"Then what should I do?"
"Lang Sha, please talk to this holy lady." The little ghost said as if it was something I should do.
"Yes, yes, as long as the Holy Lady shows mercy."
Thinking that I had indeed neglected the little ghost during this period, and hardly spent time with her except in the realm of dreams, I felt a little guilty. However, this was also related to the fact that the little ghost was busy tinkering with her new toy. So what?
It's sacred... In short, it's the same thing as the Rubik's Cube. It's a mass-produced artifact in the Angel Clan. Judging from Master Wu's generous attitude when giving it away, I guess there should be no less than ten of this Rubik's Cube artifact in the Angel Clan. Another day
Go ask Ai Wa'er... No, it will remind her of the dark history of being torn apart by me.
"It was Xiao Fan's fault in the first place. As long as there are no flaws in what Xiao Fan said, how could this saint complain?"
The little ghost said forcefully, and her white body flew over lightly. Before anyone arrived, she coquettishly stretched out her hand to me for a hug, like a babbling child, staggering like a parent's arms.
"How tired are you talking?" I rolled my eyes, crossed my legs, stretched out my hand to pull the little ghost into my arms, and used the little saint's favorite posture, like a gorilla mother, to hold her petite and soft
The whole body is gently held in the arms.
First, let me see if this little saint is wearing underwear...but I was bitten as soon as I came up with the idea.
"Peeping into the inner world is forbidden!" I shouted quickly.
The little ghost pursed his lips angrily at me: "It's Xiaofan's expression that's too obvious, he's squinting."
"I'm doing this for your own good. Look, which girl doesn't wear underwear?"
The tough saintly lady sternly said: "When I was bullying this saint, I was even more excited knowing that I was not wearing underwear."
I:"……"
Ahem, cough, cough, this question is too in-depth and difficult to explain. Let’s continue with another one.
The little ghost hasn't been coquettish with me like this for a long time. As soon as she got into my arms, her little mouth was busy talking and not listening. After a while, she talked about how her magic weapon Rubik's Cube was going and how she wanted to wait for the magical power to be achieved.
Who can take advantage of the situation?
After a while, she mentioned that the number of Saint Diamonds she controlled had increased and their strength had become stronger. She threatened that even if the little ghost came out of the second Sky Fox test, she would still let her know who was the real Saint and what kind of Heaven.
Fox Saint, that is just a crooked way.
After a while, she blamed me, a knight, for not being loyal enough during this period. I didn't pour her tea and water to warm her bed, and she gently took a few mouthfuls on my arms and neck like a kitten licking, and so on.
Perhaps because she was too excited, the little saint couldn't bear the sleepiness more than usual. She felt sleepy while talking. After a while, her voice became softer and quieter, and finally her voice became the sound of a soft sleep.
I held the sleeping little ghost in my arms more gently, feeling warm in my heart. Gradually, I seemed to be infected by the sleepiness of the little ghost, and I dozed off, and my eyes closed unconsciously.
I am the first person to actually sleep in a dream.
It's natural to feel more tired when you wake up. It takes a lot of mental energy to maintain the dream state. Sleeping in the dream state is as luxurious as driving a plane on the highway.
No, I actually fell asleep without any news. Where is the little ghost? Where is Tia?
The little ghost is still in my arms, curled up in my arms like a sleeping kitten and sleeping soundly. It is normal for this little saint to sleep for three to five days.
I couldn't sleep with her in the dream realm, so I had to talk to her. Then I coaxed the sleepy little ghost back, and then immediately canceled the dream realm. I woke up carefully.
"Woohoo~~Fanfan...so big...so soft...so comfortable..." Just as my five senses were awakened, I heard such a sleepy sound that hit me hard without realizing it.
When I opened my eyes and raised my head, the first thing I saw was little girl Tia, lying in my arms. To be precise, she was in the arms of Saint Yue Xian Lang. She was the only girl in the world I didn't want to see.
To be continued...