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Chapter 2563 Is it my fault to be kicked out because the food is too good?(1/2)

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After recovering from my injuries for two days, my body was almost healed, so I began to think about going to the top of Arreat to get the heart of Harrogath back.○

Those guys, who were deprived of the Druid's delicious food and drink, actually sent me down the mountain and quietly threw me at the door of Mara's house when I was completely violent and fell down. It was a good trick.

The crane took care of me, and he didn’t even knock on the door to remind me. If Mala hadn’t happened to go out soon and found me lying next to the door, if it had been half an hour later, I would have frozen into a lump of ice, adding insult to injury.

No.

Thinking of this, I gritted my teeth with hatred. This time I went up the mountain to ask for the heart of Harrogas and said I didn't bring any delicious food. Well, it was such a happy decision.

When I was able to get out of bed and walk around, I couldn't wait to recover and wanted to leave. It was the first time I came down from the Mara's Weifu ward. It was indeed a residence built by barbarians. The stairs were

It's big, wide and tall. Fortunately, Mara looks old and decayed, but is in good health. Otherwise, he would probably have to climb the stairs.

I took long strides in amazement. This was not the first time I walked around Mara's house. I thought back then, on a whim, I would work with her to take care of the wounded barbarians who liked to risk their lives.

As soon as I finished going down the stairs, I heard a painful groan that sounded a bit artificial, and Mala's angry shouting.

"Zacks, you little bastards, why are you here again?"

"Lord Mara, do you think we are injured?"

I turned around and took a look at the stairs. Three young barbarians were supporting each other. There were many signs of injuries on their bodies. Why did Mara treat the injured like this?

"The year-end hunting hasn't come yet, how come you get injured every now and then? Do you think I don't know your little thoughts? Let me tell you, as soon as you stick your butts out, I know what you are going to do. You just want to eat and drink.

Drinking, right?”

"..." I had a dark look on my face. I didn't expect that the former Great Elder, Mara, who was always gentle and kind, could speak so powerfully. However, facing these barbarians every day, it seems that it is difficult to speak politely.

"Grandma Mara, but I am indeed injured."

Several barbarians looked terrified that their thoughts had been guessed, but they still refused to give up. They were really very honest. If it were me, I would kill them and not admit it. No matter how they did it, their thoughts were as transparent in front of Mara.

, she is an old fox from her ex, so playing tricks in front of her is not seeking death.

"So why am I so angry? You got hurt just to eat and drink, right? You don't care about your body so much. What do you want me to say about you?"

"This..." Several barbarians were speechless, with faces full of shame.

"Mr. Mara, you can't blame them. Recently, the food here is so good that I don't even want to leave."

"Shut up, Kurmaz, your injury is almost healed, get out of here at noon."

"Eh?!!!"

"Oh, just right." Ignoring the big barbarian man sitting in the corner eating something, Mara suddenly noticed me, the anger on his face faded, and he smiled.

"My child, you came just in time."

"What's the matter, Grandma Mara? What happened?" I looked curious. It seemed that there was a small dispute, food issue? Could it be...

"How is your health?" Mara didn't answer me, but asked questions with concern.

"There is no problem anymore, thanks to your herbal medicine." I waved my arms to show that I am a man with cute and big breasts.

"That's all the medicinal soup Linya prepared for you."

"Oh? That little girl didn't even tell me. No wonder I felt that the effect in the next two days was not as good as the first day." I continued to flatter me, and took advantage of Linya's absence to take a few more shots.

"Can't you be more serious?" After saying this, Mara's old face wrinkled up with a smile and kept nodding.

"Linya, did you hear what your husband said?"

"I heard it." Under my frightened gaze, Linya walked out of the room next to her with a smile.

"Misunderstanding... misunderstanding, Linya." I looked bitterly and glanced at Mara for help. I tried so hard to flatter you just now, so it's not an exaggeration to give me an assist at this time.

"Why does Brother Wu have to beg for mercy? Of course my ability as a pharmacist cannot be as good as Grandma Mara's. This is a fact known to everyone around the world." The smile on Linya's face became a little brighter, and the conversation became more intense.

change.

"However, I thought that apart from everyone in the world, only Brother Wu, who is my husband, would coax me. But... this world is too realistic and cruel, isn't it? Grandma Mara."

"Men are cunning animals. They will find all kinds of reasons and excuses to achieve the goals of unreliable people, including your husband. Don't be careless, Linya."

As a result, Mara did not send an assist, but instead vented out of the same nostril as Linya. Although she knew that she was alluding to the barbarians who were eating and drinking, she somehow sounded like a woman who had a tragic experience of being hurt by a man.

Woolen cloth?

"I know I was wrong, can you two stop making fun of me?"

Mara smiled cheerfully. The anger just now seemed to find joy in me and dissipated a lot. I said don't use the savior as a punching bag!

"As long as you are well, dear Wu, and Linya, I have some very sorry news to tell you."

"What's the news?" Linya and I were both stunned. It sounded serious, but Mara's face was full of smiles, which made us confused for a moment.

"Yes, sorry news. Now that Wu's injury has healed, starting from today, no, from now on, I officially announce that your family will move out."

"Huh?" Linya and I looked at each other. It doesn't matter if we move out or not. Our family has been occupying the top floor ward where the wounded should be lying for several days. It's no wonder that we are already in the hospital.

Discussing when to leave.

It was autumn at this time, and the annual end-of-year hunting operation of the barbarian clan that Mara just mentioned was about to begin. By then, a large wave of wounded people would be admitted, filling the entire huge five-story stone building.

"Okay, let's leave now. But I'm still curious, why does Grandma Mara want us to leave in a hurry?"

"Because the food is so good, you see, there are a bunch of bastards who want to move in just to eat and drink, and get hurt on purpose."

Mara sighed deeply, pointed at the embarrassed barbarians and said, "It's okay. Although they have a straightforward personality, being thick-skinned is also a special ability of barbarians. They soon raised their heads and stood up confidently."

He looked like he was saying, are we to blame for the food?

"I see, I understand." Looking at the barbarians with foody eyes, Linya and I both understood.

It was Vilas' problem. In order not to live here in vain, the girls took over the cooking of all the food. As a result, the food quality of Mara's family skyrocketed, which was right in line with the appetite of foodie barbarians.

"Okay. Let's leave now. It's time to go back to camp. Thank you so much for bothering you for so many days." Linya and I bowed to Mara.

"Um, oh, that's right. Wu." Mala suddenly stopped me, her face a little hesitant and serious. She hesitated for a while, then shook her head.

"Forget it, you are not a child anymore. I, a retired old woman, should not interfere with whatever choices you have to make."

"Grandma Mara, what exactly do you want to say?"

"No, it's nothing. You go back and say hello to Akara for me, saying that I'm fine and Harrogas is fine too. Don't worry." Mara's face returned to normal and he said with a smile.

"We know." Linya and I looked at each other, knowing that it was impossible to get the answer from Mara.

"Wait...wait!"

We are leaving, but the barbarians are not calm anymore.

"This guy...could he be the legendary one..."

"That's right, Lord Vilas's husband...the guy who is known as the elder of the harem."

"What should I do? He's leaving. It's okay for him to leave, but he has to take Lord Vilas with him."

"Without the meals cooked by Lord Vilas, how will you live in the future?"

"No, I will stop him no matter what. Even Lord Mara can't stop me."

"Yes, yes, you must keep Lord Vilas!" "How about beating this guy half to death, so that he has to stay with Lord Mara."

"Idiot, stop!"

"That's right, let's think of other countermeasures."

"Why, are you scared?"

"Zack, don't forget the harem elder's other nicknames!"

"Don't be afraid, the other party is injured, and there is only one person, we will go together."

"Zacks ahhh!!!"

"Brother, why?!!!"

"I don't want to die so early for my good brother!"

"You...you guy...you can say something humanly sometimes, can't you?"

I:"……"

Linya: "..."

So what, you guys continue to play Brotherly Love Theater, am I leaving?

In the end, when we left Mara's house, the barbarians didn't stop me. I regretted it for a while. I could have tested how far my body had recovered. Although it was a bit of a bully, I only had one.

People, right?

Thinking of the scene just now, I couldn't help but hold my forehead and sigh, and Linya also laughed bitterly.

"It seems that the barbarians still have a long way to go."

This one is quite long and seems to contain a lot of meanings. My Linya is speaking more and more like a leader.

"Yes, the most important thing is to stop being greedy first." I agreed.
To be continued...
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