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Wu Fan vs Grasshopper

The battle officially begins!!!

Roll the dice to decide the first strike.tt full set download

Wu Fan voted 1 point.

Grasshopper threw 10,000 points.

What the hell is going on with the 10,000-point dice!!!

Ignoring my protests, the fight continued.

The grasshopper gets first strike.

Grasshopper used hula.

The grasshopper lay on Wu Fan's face.

Wu Fan was confused.

Wu Fan used slap in the face.

Wu Fan was confused and Wu Fan attacked himself.

Wu Fan suffered 999 points of mental damage.

Grasshoppers used urine.

Wu Fan exudes a subtle smell.

Wu Fan was angry.

Wu Fan used a unique trick to angrily tear up the script.

Damn it, why do I have to fight like this with a mere grasshopper!!!

After tearing up the script, I fiercely rushed towards the grasshopper, but Emperor Wu gently pressed her forehead with one hand, preventing me from taking a step forward. She gently raised her other hand, and the grasshopper in her hand finally jumped away and disappeared into the grass.

disappeared in it.

"Tamoya, let me go, I want to fight that grasshopper one-on-one!" Seeing the grasshopper burrowing into the ground, I let out a desperate cry. This humiliation can no longer be washed away.

"Xiong Ta, the savior who cares about everything with a grasshopper, is this really okay?"

"You don't understand the world of men. This is fighting, fighting!" My blood boiled. I pushed away Tamoya's hand and immediately threw myself into the grass, looking carefully for the defeated general and the lost dog who was not my enemy.

It's a pity that there are so many holes in the grass, and the scum who escaped from the battle don't know where to hide. After searching for a while, I had no choice but to give up. When I turned around, I found Tamoya holding her chin with both hands. Those dark purple-blue pairs

His eyes stared at me without blinking.

The slightly raised corners of her mouth and her bright eyes, with a very obvious smile, made the girl smile a little dazzlingly.

But I was in a very unhappy mood. I knelt on the ground looking for the cricket's body and was too lazy to stand up. I just crawled over in a few steps and approached Tamoya.

"Tamoya, you are smiling."

"Eh? Really?" Tamoya didn't seem to realize it. She touched her face, thought about it again, and the honest Lord Martial Emperor nodded heavily.

"You must have been laughing, just now."

"Are you laughing at me? Are you laughing at my majestic savior for competing with a cricket?"

"Definitely not." Tamoya shook her head heavily, without any hesitation this time.

"Then why?"

"I...can't laugh?" Emperor Wu was confused. When did laughter become such a luxury?

"That's not to say you can't laugh. It's just...aren't you angry with me? The sudden laughter was too sudden, so it's very suspicious." I thought about it and finally found the point of violation, and it turned out to be here.

"That's right, I'm still angry with Xiongta." After realizing this, Tamoya's smile faded, her face turned away, and she started to get angry again, but before I could say anything, she turned back. [

800] She once again showed her dazzling and beautiful smile, and her silver-gray hair fluttered gently in the wind, attracting people's attention and seeming to cover up the blue of the sky.

"However, even though you are still angry, you still want to laugh where you want to. Is there anything wrong?"

"No...this..." There seems to be something wrong, but it seems reasonable. No one stipulates that you are not allowed to laugh when you are angry.

"There's nothing wrong with it, but...why? Seeing you smiling makes me feel inexplicably unhappy."

Maybe it was because I still had the intention of fighting the cricket just now, but I was full of courage, and I was so bold as to say such provocative words to Emperor Wu. Not even satisfied, I made another amazing move, reaching out and gently pinching Tamo.

Ya's cheek was pulled, just like she often did to me.

What's wrong with me, my unruly brain and hands? Now Tamoya is still angry with me. Aren't I looking for death by doing this? If it's over, she will definitely be even more angry and will go berserk at any time.

The shadowless chain legs hit me 64 times until my face was deformed.

Just like that, I kept squeezing Tamoya's face and was stunned. Tamoya didn't seem to expect that my ability to commit suicide was so profound. She was also stunned for a moment.

Get up, there is only the sound of wind blowing on the quiet grassy slope.

However, I have to say that Lord Wu Emperor's face... feels really good, soft, bouncy, smooth and tender.

I don't know how long it took, but Tamoya finally reacted. She didn't kick me away immediately, or crush my unruly hand. Instead, she maintained this posture and suddenly spoke.

"Xiong Ta...are you unhappy? When I laughed just now."

It's this kind of question. Do you want to charge up your anger before you attack me?

I am faced with a life-and-death question. After some reflection, how should I answer it? How can I reduce Lord Martial Emperor's anger gauge?

No, it’s not my style to be a man who says what he says, and then change his words when he says it out loud. I’ll just do it if I’m a coward.

"Yes." Facing Lord Wu Emperor's direct gaze, I nodded, and suddenly I felt as if a cheerful music was playing in my head, accompanied by system sounds.

Congratulations to player Wu Fan, your death-seeking level has been improved.

"Huh?" Tamoya didn't say a word, just stared at me hard, and suddenly, she smiled.

"Yeah, I understand."

"Ming... understand what?" I don't understand, dear!!!

"Bear Tower doesn't need to know."

"Why?!"

"Because Bear Tower is too slow."

"Hey, is it my fault?" Unexpectedly, after going around and around, it was me who was wrong again. Was I called Sekai or Tokiomi in my previous life?

"That's right, everything is Xiongta's fault."

"But I still don't understand. Can you help me understand my mistake?" I was ready to ask for advice humbly.

"It doesn't matter if Xiong Ta doesn't understand, as long as I understand."

"How could this be possible? Aren't we partners?" I was desperate.

"Good boy, this is enough." Tamoya reached out and touched my head, the smile on her face became even brighter.

It’s not good enough at all... Hey, this trick is...

I suddenly realized that I was being attacked by Ta Moya by touching her head. This was what Sa Qili originally asked me to do to Ta Moya.

Could it be that I was attacked first again? No, I have to think of some way to save it.

But... Tamoya's touch felt so comfortable, her eyes narrowed unconsciously, and then she remembered that she hadn't had a good rest in the past few days under everyone's bombardment.

As a result, my eyelids became heavier and heavier, I yawned several times, and unconsciously my consciousness became blurred...

With a jolt, I suddenly woke up and opened my eyes.

It was already sunset. I actually slept for most of the day and didn't even eat lunch.

It must be that I have been under too much pressure and too tired recently.

I took a deep breath and was just about to stretch my legs and sigh that I felt so good after not sleeping for a long time. Suddenly, all my movements came to a standstill and I stood still, not daring to move.

What is it in front of you, on the tip of your nose? It's round, pointed, tall, soft, with a... a special fragrance.

After being stunned for a few seconds, I realized my current situation. To put it simply, I was being held by Tamoya on my side, and both of them fell asleep.

My subtle movements woke up the alert Tamoya. She rubbed her eyes and sat up. The fragrant fragrance and softness also distanced her from my reluctant gaze.

"Is it already this time? I just wanted Xiong Ta to take a nap and wake me up during lunch. I didn't expect that even I fell asleep. It must be Xiong Ta's fault. I looked so asleep when I saw this picture.

With Shen's face, how could he not be infected?"

With sleepy eyes, Emperor Wu explained everything clearly in a few words. It turned out that I wanted to fall asleep, and then she fell asleep unknowingly after being infected by my sleepiness. Then, for some reason, I was hugged by her like a pillow.

Up.

It turns out that what happened is that simple, hahaha, okay, okay, it turned out to be too complicated as I thought.

"Are you... still angry with me?" I also climbed up and approached Tamoya and asked directly.

"Well, I'm still angry."
To be continued...