Chapter 2730 Crystal: I will punch holes and I am proud(1/2)
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For various reasons, I led Juliet around.
There are various reasons, but in fact there are only two of them. I want the mother-daughter pair, the pornographic maid and Xiao Heitan, to get along with each other for a while longer. Kaluge is still in the hell world, and Altria is the only one with Jeluka.
She is a personal maid, so she cannot leave my king.
Although my king does not mind giving Jeluka a few days off for her happiness and temporarily finding another maid to make do, this slutty maid has no responsibility, but she has a subtle sense of self-esteem and a sense of responsibility.
I am proud to be His Majesty's personal maid, so I say no.
When will she have such self-esteem and pride in serving me, His Royal Highness? Please, please.
In this way, the mother and daughter can only be together while Artoria is resting. The maid is probably checking Xiao Heitan's homework again. I think this may be because the maid has realized that
As a mother, I have grown [crooked], so I am extra strict, hoping that my daughter will not follow her old path.
In this regard, I just want to pat her shoulder and comfort her, don't worry, ordinary people can't walk on your road even if they want to. Let's comment on how many bumps and ghosts you have to walk on the road of growth.
How can one develop such a magical character as a pornographic maid? She is stingy and loves to be jealous, telling unscrupulous pornographic jokes that even I feel ashamed of without changing her expression, as well as male phobia, maid arrogance, and library syndrome.
Syndrome, cowardice syndrome, etc., etc., you can’t even count them on ten fingers. Most people will definitely not be able to do this.
Another reason...another reason...what is it? I always feel as if I have forgotten something. I tried hard to think about it, but I still adhere to the principle that whatever I forget is unimportant and ignore it.
Half a day passed in a flash, and after a quick calculation, I led Juliet to find Knight Mipa, planning to return the goods with good reviews. Then I would rescue Little Heitan from his mother's clutches, and then... uh, then return to the camp,
I probably haven't forgotten anything, probably.
Knight Mipa found it immediately, but the large pile of information documents she held in her hand made me embarrassed. Isn't she still busy?
After thinking about it, I looked at Knight Mipa with solemnity. You continue to work. This cute Juliet kissed me and hugged me back... How strange.
"Mira, why are you still busy? No matter how hard you work, you still need to know how to relax for a long time. Be careful not to tire yourself out." I said to Knight Mipa seriously, and then added something in my heart.
So rest up, and then I will return this Juliet to you.
"His Royal Highness, it seems that you have had a good rest." Mipa blinked, revealing a charming smile like a ripe peach.
"Ahem, this... it's okay, it's okay." I was a little shy, telling the truth. Don't you know that I am a savior with the attribute of eating and waiting to die?
"That's true, it's really time to take a rest." After murmuring, the Mipa Knight suddenly thrust the heavy amount of information in his hand into my arms without any warning.
"So, please leave these to Your Highness the Prince."
"Wait, what do you mean please ask me?!"
"Didn't Your Highness ask me to have a good rest? But these things must be dealt with immediately. The implication is not that you want to say to me, "Uh-huh, dear Mira, you go and have a rest, and leave the rest to me.
That’ll be fine] Like this?”
No, no, no, you are thinking too much.
"I would like to help if I can, but I don't know how to do it." I felt a headache as I looked at the dazzling cases in my arms, which were like books from heaven.
"Actually, it's very simple." Knight Mipa pulled her best friend to her side. The beautiful appearance of the two singers standing together was so dazzling that it was hard for me to open my eyes.
"Me and Juliet, you choose one."
"What's the meaning?"
"Do you want me or Juliet? Choose one. Your Highness can't be too greedy."
"..." Can you give me a choice that is not greedy at all?
"What if... I choose you?" To be cautious, I decided to do the opposite and ask a question first.
"Goodbye." Mira took Juliet's hand, turned around and left.
"Hey Hey hey!"
"Your Highness wants to kill me, but he still refuses to do this little favor for me?" Knight Mipa, who was stopped by me, turned back and looked at me resentfully, as if I had eaten her and refused to admit it.
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"I was just testing. I chose Juliet. It's decided, choose Juliet!!" I said angrily.
"No regrets?"
"No!" I felt regretful and wanted to kneel down. I shouldn't have come to you.
"Okay then, please, Juliet. Goodbye." It was also a hearty goodbye, but the document in his hand was taken back by Mi Pa, and then replaced by Juliet and stuffed over.
While I was stunned, Knight MiPa disappeared from my eyes like a brisk, dancing butterfly that seemed slow and illusive, but actually disappeared quickly, without even giving me a chance to speak.
From a distance, from the direction where her figure disappeared, her gentle words came.
"Juliet, I can only help you this far, please work hard."
"Oh, I'll keep working hard."
Juliet, who had no idea that she was being pushed back and forth like a courier, had a confused and unclear expression on her face. She only understood the word "come on" and echoed her best friend's words, raising her little fists with great momentum.
I responded, is it because I believe that your best friend will not harm you? Dear Juliet, I am sorry to tell you that you have been sold by Knight Mipa, and you were sold as a gift.
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"Do you know what we were talking about just now?" I don't know why, but I suddenly felt evil thoughts. I wanted to rub the confused knight's face to see if she still remembered that I rubbed her face after seven seconds.
"I don't understand." Sure enough, Juliet admitted honestly, but then she smiled brilliantly, and even the wind blowing around her seemed to become softer, and then she put her hands together and made a light snap. Whenever this time, I
I knew she was going to say something strange.
"However, Juliet can see that Mipa and His Highness have a really good relationship. Even Juliet is a little envious."
Huh? I looked blank. Should I say it was unexpected, or should I say it was expected?
I couldn't help it. I felt that telling the cute and cruel truth about Juliet's kiss would help her not to be so naive: "We were trying to shirk each other just now, and we all wanted to push you to the other person's care. Do you understand?"
"Is that so?" Juliet tilted her head slightly. After hearing such bad news, the soft smile on her face never faded. Did she really understand what I was saying?
"So, His Highness lost to Mira, so Juliet stayed?"
Ah. It seems that she did understand. But why doesn’t she care at all? She was obviously still sad just now because of what Angelelle and I said.
"Aren't you angry?"
"Well, because His Highness said that Juliet is a fool, so don't worry about what you think, just remember that His Highness is a good person and will not leave Juliet alone."
Hey hey hey, I never said such a thing, right? But the retribution came so quickly, and Juliet immediately gave her a good guy card in return.
Covering my bleeding heart, I looked at Juliet for a long time. She responded to me with a confused and soft smile for a long time. Finally, I was defeated and raised my hand to give her a blow. Just when it was about to fall on my forehead, suddenly
It was changed to touching the head.
"You are indeed a fool. You won't know if I sell you another day."
"But, His Highness will definitely buy Juliet back, right?" This confused knight seems to have decided that I am a good person, a great person, a great person who can repair computers, and someone who will look at me every night.
The good guy card in the drawer was a great guy who was sobbing alone, so she finally learned the art of stream of consciousness recognition.
To put it simply, if she doesn't understand what I say, she will no longer force herself to understand, but will instead use her intuition.
This kind of Juliet seems a little difficult to deal with.
"Your Highness, when can I play house with Juliet?"
"Not now anyway!"
Juliet's return failed. Anyway, I'll go find the pornographic maid first and call Xiao Heitan back.
While chatting and walking with Juliet, suddenly, a small figure came running from the corner in front, like a young bull. It didn't even look at the road ahead, it just rushed over with its head lowered, thinking that it was a Tyrannosaurus rex.
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Oops, it bumped into me. I was about to get out of the way, but I found that my arm was held by Juliet, and I couldn't break free. I couldn't break free... I couldn't break free... I couldn't break free...
Okay, I admit that Juliet is stronger than me, okay, just be happy.
For a moment, I was negligent. The opponent was so fast that it was too late to react. I could only watch helplessly as this small figure, only as high as my waist and abdomen, hit me head-on without slowing down.
It's so pitiful. It must be very painful. It's like hitting a steel wall head-on. After all, I have the body of an adventurer, the body of a druid, and the body of a savior. My body of steel is as shiny as a diamond.
Glowing sixteen pack abs…
With pity in my eyes, I watched the little figure bump into me, and I thought to myself, just think of it as a lesson to you, don't bump into the little guy like this in the future.
"bump!!"
"Pfft!!"
A certain druid savior adventurer with sixteen-pack diamond abs was like a skinny dog being hit by a big truck while crossing the highway. His rag-like body made a gorgeous parabola in the air, and then fell dullly.
On the ground, the momentum still couldn't stop, and it rolled dozens of times on the ground before finally stopping the car and lying on the ground, motionless.
"Hey, Crystal seems to have hit something strange." The murderer of this murder, the culprit on the highway, the old driver of Crystal who drove a large truck, stopped, raised his head blankly, and looked around, his face full of
innocent.
"It's not some weird thing, bastard!" A certain druid raised his head, roared, and then fell down again, foaming at the mouth.
"It turns out to be the owner. Why does the owner, who is not surprised at all, block the way of the crystal?"
To be continued...