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Chapter 2848 Da Da Da

"Hey, is there any? What's wrong?" Tia, with a curious baby expression, hugged my arm tighter.

"Monster, don't you think we haven't encountered a monster in a long time?"

"Maybe it's because the weather is too hot, so they are all hiding."

"..." Looking at the cute % Diya, I don't know what to say, not to mention that she is a princess who was born and raised in the desert. Even I know that there is no such thing as heat in the eyes of monsters, even if

It’s noon and the jumping is pretty intense, so adventurers who come to the desert for experience usually choose to rest during the hottest time period and work harder in the morning and evening.

"Is that true?" I tried to see something from Tia's face, but this girl had mastered the skills of a movie queen at some point, and tilted her head slightly with an innocent expression.

"Otherwise, what do you think the reason is?"

"I'm just asking you because I don't know."

"Yeah, I don't know exactly why, hehehe." The little girl responded with a silly smile.

Forget it, I am accompanying the girl to practice anyway. Since she is not in a hurry, why should I be in a hurry?

However... under the hot desert sun, we show our love like a honeymoon trip. I guess our idiot couple is unprecedented. Even if it is not the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers and the silver beach, it should be a place with beautiful scenery.

Yeah. Will I have to date this girl who can be romantic anywhere in the hell world on a pile of bones or in a swamp?

After wandering around like this for an afternoon, I found nothing. There was not even a shadow of the monsters that usually jumped around. Even the sandworms that came out from under the sand from time to time to grab a shot seemed to have fallen into hibernation, which made me temporarily

I wonder if this is the lost city that discourages most adventurers. It is a safe zone cleared by the alliance.

Otherwise, why not go to the Snake Canyon to find trouble with the snake people to confirm?

In the evening, we returned to the ruins of the village where we stayed last night, set up tents, lit a bonfire, and started preparing to cook dinner, just like yesterday, Tia smiled shyly and generously took out the first meal in front of me.

Two bottles of Daughter's Red.

Anyway, this time I ate my dinner before rolling into the tent, which is an improvement compared to yesterday.

On the third day, we still found nothing, and we didn’t see even half of the monsters. I started to wonder if I was dreaming. This is unscientific. Where did the monsters that usually jump around go? The monsters suddenly disappeared without a trace.

I'm a little flustered.

However, my waist and legs, which are still a little sore, tell me that this is not a dream.

Tia behaved normally. She seemed to know something, but every time I asked her, she would use various topics to confuse her. She was determined to have a sex with me in a place like the depths of the desert.

A hot, hot, four-day and three-night honeymoon trip.

Because Tia just said that we will go back together tomorrow.

Amidst my suspicion and uneasiness, the third day came to an end in a flash, and it was evening again. When it was time to make dinner, I saw Tia looking for something in the inventory with a shy look on her face, and the blush on her face was lighter than yesterday.

After a while, I felt sad and stretched out my hand to stop Tia's move.

"Wait a minute, let's just eat some sandworms, scorpions or something tonight."

"Really?" Tia stopped and looked at me in surprise.

"Of course it's true. I also want to try to open the door to a new world."

I have a look on my face that this is all for your good. Think about it, if your daughter drinks all the red wine, where will she find it? It is impossible to dig up what you buried for our future daughter and drink it.

Wait, I don’t want to bury the hatchet for my and Tia’s future baby daughter. The despicable, shameless and nasty man who dares to seduce my daughter must die!

Although the sandworm dinner is a bit unpalatable, I would rather eat it if I had to make a choice. Ben Zina is absolutely right. This special daughter's red is so powerful. One cup of that, two cups of that, three cups of that.

, this small earthen jar can hold ten cups. Even if Tia and I drink together, each of us would have to drink seven cups, which is already beyond the limit of three cups.

Therefore, it is not without reason that my legs have been shaking when I woke up in the past two days. And Tia, although she was also tortured and looked like she was about to break out, but remember that there are only cows that are exhausted, not those that are broken by plowing.

Tian, ​​in any case, is just "almost", which is essentially different from "already".

"That's great." Seeing that I was so accommodating to her, Tia happily gave me a big hug and a big passionate kiss.

Then, what did Tia, who was extremely happy, do?

When she was cooking the sandworm dinner, she poured a jar of daughter's red into it.

It seemed that tonight was going to be another sleepless night. I looked up at the sky at a 90-degree angle, tears streaming down my face, and a new formula for combat effectiveness gradually emerged in my heart.

Tia + special daughter red = three-tailed sky fox (sane mode)

What, you are asking what will happen to the little fox in the form of a three-tailed sky fox if it loses its mind? Have you ever seen a mummy whose blood can be drained by her?

Ahem, let’s not mention this embarrassing incident. Anyway, after three nights of going crazy with Tia, we finally set out on our way back.

At this time, Tia explained to me with an embarrassed look why she couldn't see the monster.

First of all, she has been hanging out in this place for more than a month. She must be very familiar with where there are more monsters and where there are fewer monsters. As for me coming all the way to find her, how can Tia let this go so easily?

A chance for sweet and loving love, but let monsters disturb their world.

This is one, and the second point is that Tia also relies on guessing. Logically speaking, even if she leads me to a place with few monsters, it is impossible not to encounter a monster for three or four days in a row.

That is related to me. Although I, the Demon King of Love and Righteous Desire, was just casually appointed by Lucifer and did not grant me any benefits at all, but after all, I have been recognized by the Lord of Hell, perhaps more or less,

It has been recognized by the hell world. It has a little bit of the devil's aura, even if this devil is very weak and has more water than water-filled pork.

Such a tiny bit of the devil's aura, which even I had never noticed, scared away those monsters. Although this was just Dia's guess and seemed very metaphysical. But I believed it.

After all, this is considered a master's aura, isn't it? I, a pseudo-savior who has always lacked a master's aura, finally have a little bit of it now. What's sad is that ordinary people and adventurers can't feel it, but monsters feel it first.

arrive.

In short, this delicious reason, whether it is true or not, I will eat it first and then talk about it. Anyway, there is no check in it.

As for why Tia was hesitant and unwilling to tell me at first, the girl's reason is very simple. It's very simple. She asked me to stay on the pretext of accompanying her to experience. If I knew that I couldn't meet monsters at all, it would be impossible.

After all the experience, maybe I will take her back.

To put it simply, she just wanted to spend a honeymoon with me in the desert. This girl, I really don’t know what to say about her. When we returned to the Horadric tribe, Dia and I’s return was naturally warmly received.

Welcome, Elder Tyne waved his hand, and there was a dinner for the whole village to celebrate.

From this, I can see that as the Horadric tribe has taken root and stabilized, they seem to be gradually getting rid of the food crisis. Well, this is a good thing.

When I saw that what was served was a feast of sandworms, scorpions, poisonous snakes and lizards, I immediately felt bad. Then I saw Tia secretly take out a bottle of Daughter's Red to add to my share and hers.

Immediately I felt that the whole world was in bad shape.

Tia told me through her actions that the honeymoon is not over yet, it is just a change from one place to another.

After living in the Horadric clan for four days, I finally planned to leave. Not only because my body couldn't bear it, but in the next few days, Dia didn't bother with more Daughter's Red. Under normal circumstances, I'm not afraid of her, at best.

This girl can only fight to a draw with me.

The reason why I left was because I was afraid that Qiaxi would be waiting impatiently. She had packed it up early, and she also had the crystals. I don’t know if her brain was damaged by Raphael’s special refreshing water. I guess not, because

This stupid cute dragon's brain can no longer be broken.

In addition, Tia is also working hard to reach the peak of the field as soon as possible so that she can meet me in the hell world. For the sake of long-term happiness in the future, this princess girl endured her reluctance and let me go.

After kissing Bedia in the teleportation array, and returning to Rogge's camp, I immediately went straight to Raphael's tent to see how confused Crystal was.

As a result, as soon as I opened the tent door, I felt that the atmosphere inside was not right.

To my surprise, the crystal was not damaged by Raphael's refreshing water. Instead, it was overly energetic, looking at someone with a childlike air.

Who is it that can compete with this stupid and cute crystal dragon? Isn't it afraid that the physical rebound will break the balls?

When my eyes fell, I was immediately overjoyed. I rushed over desperately, hugged a small figure, and rubbed my face against it without saying a word.

"You're a mount, you're a woo-woo, you're not allowed to greet me in this way!"

The figure king who had a greasy face was rubbed. As soon as the flower fell, a white light flashed, and several fountain openings were opened on my forehead. However, today is different from the past. I have already developed a forehead with Ben Zina.

The ability to spurt blood without changing his expression.

Although this is nothing to be proud of.

After being stabbed into a sieve by Little King Arthur's toothpick sword, I let go of the little guy with satisfaction. This little guy is really too arrogant and shy. She struggled so hard just now, but as soon as I let her go, she...

I immediately stuck it on and jumped to sit on the top of my head. I scratched it with my little hands, as if I wanted to use my hair to make a comfortable chicken coop. Unfortunately, I like to cut my hair short, so the little king had to sit down with his buttocks reluctantly.

.

"How many times have I told you that you should keep your hair long if you are an idiot? Otherwise, you will feel uncomfortable!"

"I'm not comfortable with long hair either." I shrugged, raised my hand and tried to poke this cute little face with my index finger, but was stabbed back by her toothpick sword.

"Ben Ang's mood is important, and the mood of the idiot's mount is important. It doesn't matter what the priority is. It's a big sin, it's a grave sin. In this way, Ben Ang can only saddle the idiot's mount."

"Don't think about it, I don't want it. If you dare to do this, I will strike. You can find other mounts."

"Arrogant mount!" Little King Arthur was so angry that he started pulling out my hair with his two little hands like weeds. Stop, it doesn't matter if your mount turns into a Mediterranean uncle?!

"I haven't seen you little king for a long time. I miss you so much. Where have you been all this time?"

"You're not a little boy, you're a great Arthur!" The little guy jumped up on top of my head angrily. I cooperated with my hands and folded them in front of my chest to form a cup-like shape. The little King Arthur did a quick somersault and fell to the ground.

On the palms of my hands, I put my hands on my hips in an arrogant manner.

"Ben Ang is doing something big, something big, don't tell the arrogant mount!"

"Are you looking for your scabbard?"

"Sit...how does the mount know? Hum, it doesn't matter even if the stupid mount finds out, no one can stop me!"

"When did I say I was going to stop you?"

"I like this wise mount, so I might consider forgiving you."

"Do you want my help?" I asked casually, lest the little one say that I don't care about her. After thinking about it, I know that if she needs help from King Arthur, the elves will definitely respond to her call, so who will get me.

"No need, no need. Just go and do your work. Ben Ang has his own plans."

(To be continued.)
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