Chapter 2897: One of the Seven Unbelievable Wu Clan(1/2)
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"So, you went to the river and ran naked?" In the third world cell, everyone looked at the Gorilla with indifferent eyes, sitting there with tears in his eyes.
"That's right, that's right. They said it was a misunderstanding. And this is not a streaking. Brother Wu, haven't you already understood me? Mi Shan and Khan and I have the great free and bohemian thoughts in our hearts! You are not
Have you always been on our side?!" Gott wiped away his tears and shouted longing for freedom.
It can be clearly felt that the moment Gao Te finished speaking, almost all the girls around me subconsciously took a step away from me, forming a ring of isolation around me.
No... wait, please listen to my explanation, that's not the case! I'm not a pervert like Gott!!!
"Sorry, I don't know who Brother Wu you are talking about. If I met a perverted man running naked by the river, I would immediately send him to the cell and I would never tolerate him." I said righteously.
In words, he drew a clear line between the gorilla and the Gorilla.
"Why is this like this!!! I thought Brother Wu, you were definitely from our side!!!" Gao Te let out a loud scream in the cell.
"Get out of here, I don't remember when I ran naked with you by the river!" I noticed that the girls were looking at me with increasingly cold eyes, and I angrily shook the coffee table in my heart.
"No, no, no, if you think about it carefully, didn't you strip naked together by the river? We all, together with Lar, Lao Ma, Carlos, Rickenhans and the others, also played with cocks.
Water Puff!!!”
Before Gao Te finished speaking, I was punished by the iron fist of justice through the fence: "That's called bathing. You are completely different from this kind of pervert who strips naked and runs naked by the river."
"Wait a minute, brother Wu, I've been worried about your statement from the beginning. What does it mean to run naked by the river? Isn't this a strange statement? It's like describing painting as waving a brush randomly, and describing singing as...
Open your mouth, this view is completely inappropriate. Running naked by the river is just a straightforward means of expression. My real purpose is the same as painting and singing - to pursue unfettered free art! Please call me
Free-flying artist Gorilla Gort!!!”
"What should I do with this guy?" I was no longer too lazy to discuss the art of streaking with this stupid orangutan, and looked directly at Raphael.
"Yes, after all, Karina has also helped us a lot. It seems a bit regretful to lock up her husband like this and prevent him from participating in the next competition."
"Then it's easy to handle. Just let this guy keep his criminal status and lock him up after he finishes participating in the competition. Anyway, he will probably be eliminated in the next one."
"Brother Wu, we are friends. We are friends, right? Don't you think you just said something very excessive to your friend? Although I am a paladin man of steel, I am also very weak at heart.
Are you crying?"
Gao Te, who was holding the iron fence with both hands, shed two lines of clear tears from his eyes.
"It is also the duty of a friend to kill one's relatives for justice, my old sinful friend~~~"
"Why are you doing this? I obviously want to give Lina a surprise, and I want to get a good ranking and go back to make him happy..." Gott OTZ knelt down, as if he finally realized his mistake.
"As expected. Should we run further afield to pursue freedom?"
"..." No, he didn't realize at all that I was too naive to expect that an idiot, a perverted streaker, would change his ways. It would be better to expect Miyama to lose his attachment to the sunset seaside.
"It seems that the second round of the competition has already started." I looked at the time and said suddenly.
"Ah, no, I have to go check it out. My show seems to be scheduled earlier." Tia smiled, took out a cloak and put it on.
"I used to always throw away the cloak that Veras made for me for no reason..." Looking at the fat cloak that almost touched the floor, I murmured a protest.
"That's not right!" Tia, who transformed into a mysterious cloaked woman, gently put her slender white index finger on my lips and made a silencing gesture.
"These were not made by Vilas herself, they were given to Fanfan by me."
"So, you just take it back as a matter of course?"
"What's this? I just got seven or eight, maybe a dozen pieces."
There are seven or eight pieces, a dozen pieces? I thought there were only two or three pieces!
"Even if you gave it to me, I don't think it's good to take it hastily." I said it carefully, not wanting Tia to go down the wrong path.
"After I got married to Fanfan, I never took it secretly."
"That's good." I breathed a sigh of relief and let the past go. In short, my clothes will not disappear inexplicably in the future.
"Nowadays, they are all taken openly. For example, the casual clothes that Fanfan usually wears are perfect for use as pajamas."
I:"……"
"That's it, let's not talk anymore. I'll go watch the competition first to avoid being automatically disqualified." Tia seemed to have noticed that she had slipped up. She smiled sheepishly, gave us the victory sign and then flew away.
Ran out.
"It's great, Xiao Xiao Wu, that you have a wife who loves you to the point of perversion." Looking back, he noticed that Raphael and the others' eyes were very subtle.
"Wait a minute, Tia is not a pervert, it's just an ordinary fetish, right? Everyone has it."
I glanced at everyone, and then I found that the maid Huang Duanzi and Princess Sanwu nodded subconsciously, seeming to agree with these words.
As a result, the atmosphere in the prison fell into brief silence again.
"Could it be that... you also stole my clothes? When Tia made such a fuss, I suddenly remembered that I have indeed lost a lot of clothes over the years."
The pornographic maid and Princess Sanwu looked away expressionlessly.
Sure enough, it’s you!!!
I was about to reprimand these two arrogant maids, but Princess Sanwu scrawled something in her notebook, then came closer to me, showing it to me alone.
On the notebook was written "Cock gets water", and then there was an arrow pointing to the word "Aleus".
He actually threatened the owner!!!
I was deeply shocked. I put Princess Sanwu on my lap and spanked her a few times. But when I thought about the meaning of the notebook, if Princess Sanwu really told Aleus what the Gorilla just said,
, then what kind of horrible black rot can be made for the little rot girl. Just thinking about it makes me shudder.
You're being cruel, just wait and see!
"Actually, I also secretly took Wu's clothes." At this time, the red and white princess suddenly surrendered for no reason.
"Don't join in the fun."
"it is true."
"For what reason?" I gave up impatiently. I can understand the pornographic maid and the three-no princess, but I can't understand the red and white princess at all.
"Tell me this is the stuff of Saint Yue Xianlang and then sell it to idiot Cirno and let her work as a coolie for me."
"Ahhhh, it turns out that the clothes that idiot Reimu gave me didn't belong to my mother!" Cirno screamed, and without saying a word, she threw Princess Kohaku to the ground and used her mysteriously sharp fighting skills to kill Kohaku.
The princess was so beaten that she made a sound of distress.
I:"……"
Everyone: "..."
"No... no. If this goes on... if it goes on like this... my little Linya is going to lose, she is going to lose... I have to write to her quickly... and let her steal Xiao Xiao Wu's too.
Eight or ten pieces of clothes are not enough, you need twenty or thirty pieces... You will never lose, even if it is something so perverted..."
Raphael rarely showed a calm expression, and hurriedly took out a pen and paper from his body and began to write tremblingly. Although he could not accept this perverted approach, he was still determined to do it for the sake of his precious granddaughter's inexplicable victory and defeat.
Wake up, Your Highness, Princess of the Hundred Tribes! Stop causing trouble for me. If this continues, I will have no clothes to wear!
"What a bunch of weirdos, fetishists and whatnot, isn't it weird?" Evil Dragon Lena couldn't stand it anymore.
"I can't say anything. After all, Tia is also the culprit." Benzina said that although she wanted to slander the stupid monkey, she would implicate her good friend in it anyway, so she let it go.
"This statement is wrong, and I want to correct it no matter what." The maid Huang Duanzi stepped forward and had something to say.
"It's not a fetish, I should say it's a taste fetish."
"Yes, the original taste is very important." Princess Sanwu also rarely spoke.
"Isn't this even more perverted?!"
"I can't help it. Who gave us a perverted master? Being forced to smell his scent and go to sleep every day and other perverted orders, I have already... I have been used to it for a long time, and there is no way to change it." The maidservant wiped the dirty jokes.
tearful eyes.
"Wait. When did it become my fault? When did I give such a strange order?! And you two, don't believe other people's words easily, and don't look at me like a reptile.
!!”
"If I don't believe Jeluka, why should I believe you, a monkey? That's right, it must be the monkey's fault that Tia is so perverted!"
"Likes and dislikes, you stupid **** druid, don't come closer to me, I'm afraid of being contaminated."
"That's right, the idiot prince should hurry up and admit it."
[Confess guilt. Then hand over more clothes.] Princess Sanwu also tapped her notebook repeatedly.
【original.】
Mom, these women are so scary, I want to go home!!!
"Hey~~~can I excuse you?" At this time, Gorilla's extremely weak voice came from behind, and his tall figure seemed to have shrunk several times, squatting in the corner, with tears shining in his eyes.
The little animals looked at us.
"I'm sorry for disturbing your family affairs, but what is the purpose of your coming here? Is it really okay to forget about me as the client? Please, it's okay for everyone, please pay attention to me, don't exclude me alone.
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To be continued...