Chapter 2934: The Worst Champion of the Year(1/2)
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When I returned to the ring, my face was already quite haggard, and my walking posture was a bit hunched over.
How could Lilith make things difficult for me after I go back? She didn’t blame me for this incident. She just kept complaining about Xiao Heitan for embarrassing her, and then she got angry at herself. The result was beautiful in the end.
It's me again, I was sucked blood so hard that my legs are a little weak now.
No matter what happens, being able to comfort Lilith is already a very good result for me.
"Brother Wu, how is Lilith?" As soon as I came back, Linya stepped forward and asked with concern. She did not immediately discuss the situation with me but asked Lilith first. It seems that our little girl Linya
He also loves showing favoritism.
"It's okay. I just showed up at a time that is not the usual time. I'm a little tired. I've already rested. Don't worry." I reassured Linya and took the initiative to ask about the situation in the ring. There were millions of viewers, although most of them were in the ring.
There must have been a lot of trouble watching the projections on the First World side, especially on the First World side. Akara and Lena might have been frustrated by the doubts of countless viewers.
"How is the situation in the arena? Are the audience making a fuss?"
"No, I thought it would take a lot of effort to explain, but I didn't expect that everyone accepted it easily. I'm afraid it shouldn't be much different in the first world." Linya smiled after hearing this, and said from the bottom of her heart.
His relaxed smile didn't seem like he was speaking comforting words to me.
"Really? Why?" I don't understand. When did these bastards become so easy to talk to? This is unscientific.
"Maybe it's because of your relationship with Brother Wu."
"Me?" I was even more confused.
"Yes, because Brother Wu always explodes from time to time, and his strength increases greatly after his transformation. I'm afraid it's because of this. For Brother Wu, your daughter suddenly explodes under such circumstances, and it seems to be accepted as a matter of course."
I opened my mouth for a long time, but couldn't say a word, and countless thoughts of "f*ck" floated through my mind.
Is this okay?! Can a setting like explosive seed be inherited? No, wait, everyone should know that Xiao Heitan is not my biological daughter. Could it be that I have become the kind of person who just wants to be close to her?
A guy who will be infected with certain attribute settings? Because he loves sex, transformation, being silly, wearing cloaks, and cosplaying, it becomes a matter of course even if the people around him are like this?
It seems true. For example, after Tia's identity as a mysterious cloaked woman was revealed, no one complained about the cloak. Well... uh... is this a good thing?
At this moment, my mood is quite subtle.
"This is all thanks to Grandma Akara's efforts to publicize Brother Wu's deeds to the public, so everyone is not surprised." Linya Xiaonizi explained this. She didn't know what she was thinking of. She pursed her lips and snickered.
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"Ah, you little girl, you must have remembered the daily embarrassing things Grandma Akara taught me just now, right?" My keen sixth sense came to me and I saw through Linya's sweet smile.
"Sorry, I did remember one of them." Linya couldn't bear it anymore and laughed out loud.
He even admitted it openly! Where is the majesty of the head of my family?!
I glared at Linya, Xiaonizi, now is not the time. After I go back, at night, I will see you as a husband and take care of the family. I will use various indescribable methods to punish you, a little wife with a low breast capacity.
"By the way, how was that game just now? How did you solve it?" Then I remembered that there was another barbarian. To be precise, there was a unconscious wild barbarian that needed to be dealt with. Tsk, just throw him out.
How about feeding the fallen demon?
When the blood mist appeared on Xiao Heitan's body, I had already noticed the clues. When Xiao Heitan completely knocked away the whirlwind, I had already seen that Lilith was about to appear. I could immediately step forward to interrupt the game.
As for why it was necessary to wait until the barbarian was knocked unconscious before stopping Lilith, what do you think?
"Well." Linya blinked her playful and charming sky-blue eyes: "Grandma and I haven't solved it yet."
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"In other words, we haven't announced the results yet. Lin Ya is not here. Brother Wu is the top person in charge of this martial arts tournament, isn't he?"
"What? The chairman of the judging panel is only under the general manager Lena?" I was even more shocked. Didn't the chairman of the judging panel have a handyman position? Don't lie to me because I don't study well.
"If you don't believe me, ask Lena yourself. Besides, you are also the referee now."
"Wait a minute, tell me what you have to say, don't beat around the bush with me, it's not like you don't know I'm stupid." I made a pause gesture.
"What I mean is that the result of the game will not be official until Brother Wu comes to pronounce the verdict."
"So, are you waiting for me to come back? But I don't understand, when did those audiences become so talkative?"
I'm a little confused. There's something wrong with the behavior of today's troublemakers. In the past, they would have immediately held a banquet on the spot, eating, drinking, and making a lot of noise. Why are they so easily appeased today?
"Oh, because I was afraid that everyone would be impatient with waiting, grandma was singing and dancing on the stage. She just stopped now."
I understood immediately.
There is nothing that a singing and dancing actress cannot solve. If there is, then let her dance.
Perhaps from now on, the style of the Dark Continent will take the road of no return like Macross. The setting of poisoning the audience every day and saving the world through singing will soon become a reality. Of course, the protagonist must still have to
Is it me, Raphael, who should play the role of the former hero in the hot-blooded comics? My specialty is Abban's sword... Oh no, it's Abban's microphone. The protagonist is a member of the Dragon Knights, a large acrobatic troupe.
Various mythical beast teammates, whose father was the former leader, who betrayed the organization and joined the Demon King.
I feel like this script is interesting!
I shook my head and threw all these strange thoughts to the back of my head. Let's solve the current problem first. Since Linya and Raphael handed the pot to me, I reluctantly carried it.
Returning to the ring again, the audience, like good children, finally became excited because of Raphael's song and dance performance.
"Result, announce the result quickly!" This group of people couldn't wait to shout loudly. No one asked why Xiao Heitan exploded. It seems that Linya and the others' explanation was very successful, or Akara's publicity was very successful.
By the way. Where is the barbarian?
I turned around and saw that he was still lying in the pit. What's going on? It took me almost half an hour to go back and forth. Why is this poor little guy still lying in the pit? Isn't there someone who can help me?
hand? Even if he cannot be lifted out of the ring because the result of the game has not been announced, then at least he should be fished out of the pit...and then tied up in a cage for everyone to watch. This is positive energy.
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I secretly glanced at Linya Xiaonizi and Raphael, wondering if Raphael, who had been singing and dancing for so long on stage just now, mistook the unconscious barbarian in the pit for air? He might even have inadvertently jumped from it.
How many times has he been stepped on?
If so, all I can say is well done.
When I walked to the edge of the pit, I looked at the barbarian condescendingly. Then I jumped down and picked him up. When I came to the center of the ring, I slapped him on the face a few times. Seeing that he was in a coma and couldn't wake up, I lost my patience.
, simply raised his arms high.
"Now, I declare." After looking around at all the audience, I saw that they had stopped making noise and focused their attention, so I said loudly.
"Barbarian" Al, what's the name of this guy? I looked at the list of players. Oh, it's called Sterov. Let's just call him Steve. I think you have a talent for stacking cubes.
"Contestant Sterov wins! Let us congratulate Sterov with the warmest applause. He won the championship in the pseudo-field group!" After saying this, his hand slipped and the barbarian stood unconscious under the support of my raised arms.
With a bang, my face turned to the earth and blossomed, oh oh oh oh, I didn’t mean it.
The audience was in an uproar. I thought many people would question the result of the game. I also thought of various explanations. Unexpectedly, everyone was not very interested in the winner. It seemed that in their minds, it was possible for anyone to lose or win.
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The topic everyone is discussing now is whether the idiot savior in front of us, including his family, should continue to register for every future martial arts tournament.
There is no way, this family is not ordinary people. Look at the idiot Druid in front of you. He is at the realm level, but does he really look like he is at the realm level? There is also her Horadric princess wife.
Now, there is another daughter, Lilith, who has also shown extraordinary strength beyond the pseudo-realm level at critical moments.
I said, this family is actually here to cause trouble, to cause trouble for the players and the audience. We just want to watch every game quietly, without having to worry about it, don’t want to burn our brains, and we don’t want to be scared all the time.
I was shocked and strongly requested that there be less surprises and more routines.
Of course, there are many voices of opposition. These people undoubtedly like excitement. Why can’t the savior’s family participate in the competition? They follow normal procedures, participate in the competition within the rules, and have fun with the people. When will the title of savior be reversed?
The most basic rights are gone. Look at how many surprises his family has brought to the audience. Why is it illegal to have sex these days?
All in all, there is a lot of balabal below, and there is almost no discussion about the results of the competition.
Although I was relieved that I didn't have to explain myself, I felt so tired for no reason and wanted to shit.
The semi-finals of the pseudo-realm group ended with such a dramatic ending. Afterwards, I asked about the first world. The situation there was almost exactly the same as here, and it didn't cause much trouble to Lena, which made me very happy.
After the game, I was carrying the barbarian, and I was about to throw it into the monster's den with a headache... Oh no, who should I give it to? At this time, the first and second senior brothers came over.
"Junior Brother Wu."
"Huh?" I didn't want to speak and gave the two senior brothers a very busy look.
"It's me, me." Seattle Ke forcefully failed to understand what I meant, and came forward shamelessly, looking like a scammer on the phone.
"Oh, Brother Seattle, what do you want to do? Are you planning to withdraw from the World Power Group competition?"
"Wait a minute, I didn't say a word!" Second Senior Brother said. Junior Brother Wu's words were thorny. Could it be that he saw his intention?
"If you have anything to say, tell me quickly. I still have to deal with this..." After hesitating, I swallowed back the words "large garbage" and continued reluctantly: "I still need to arrange for our champion."
"Leave such small things to me." Seattleik suddenly changed into a Chinese character face with thick eyebrows and big eyes. I was so shocked that I was stunned for a long time and didn't respond for a long time.
"Second Senior Brother, do you have a fever?" Then I asked cautiously and looked at Carlos.
"Whoever has a fever, I have something to do, something important."
"I told you a long time ago, why don't you just tell the truth to Junior Brother Wu? It's not something to be embarrassed about." Carlos helped, causing Seattle to glare angrily, and finally explained with a helpless expression.
"It's like this. I see that this guy has some talent, and I want to see if he is suitable..."
To be continued...