Chapter 313 It is wrong to underestimate Lu Chi(1/2)
Chapter 313: It’s wrong to underestimate the road idiot
"Ms. Tia, you are wrong!!"
I pushed forward with my big palm and spoke sternly. I felt a serious wind exuding from my whole body. Very good, this is the momentum.
What, you said I lied? Yes, I was lying, but you can't look at the surface of everything, you have to think deeply.
There are currently four permanent elders in Rogge Camp, Akara, Kane, Kasha, and Farah. Among the four, only Akara and Kane are more serious. Look at these two guys, Kasha and Farah, who are making trouble all the time.
Not discrediting the Adventurer Alliance is God's manifestation. Therefore, as the fifth elder, what does it mean if I am considered a pervert who peeks at women? It means that others will think that more than half of the elders in the camp are not serious.
, and then lose confidence in the alliance, causing the alliance to collapse. Then the Hell clan will increase their efforts, and the entire Dark Continent will be destroyed.
Yes, because of this, as a noble, pure, moral person, free from vulgar taste, I disdain to lie, but for the sake of justice, to save the entire Dark Continent, and to implement the ideas of love and peace, I only
He can forcibly twist his will, preferring to suffer injustice and cry alone in the dark, even if he is misunderstood and despised by everyone.
Little Ghost: "Actually, you just want to save face, right?"
Me: "Stop blabbering and go to sleep."
These just flashed through my mind. I coughed a few times and continued to talk about sacrificing my dignity to save the world and maintain the peace of the universe.
"Actually, I stared at you because I felt a powerful magic wave from you, so I was surprised for a moment, but I didn't expect to be misunderstood."
"So that's it. As expected of an elder, he's so powerful. I can't easily feel other people's magic fluctuations." Dia showed a relieved smile, clasped her hands gently on her chest, and looked at me with respect in her eyes.
"Haha, Elder Fan is indeed extraordinary. Tia is one of the only people in our tribe who has accepted the soul inheritance."
The effect of my explanation was unexpectedly good. No, Great Elder Sakron couldn't hide his smile and looked at his granddaughter with eyes filled with pride.
"So that's it. No wonder Ms. Tia is so powerful at such a young age. Her future will be limitless, oh haha~~" I also laughed in agreement with Sakron, and the whole room suddenly echoed with the exaggerated words of the old and the young.
The laughter was filled with a weird atmosphere that made people shudder.
It's terrible, I'm so terrible, hum, don't think that the explanation I just gave is just nonsense. Then the blind cat ran into the dead mouse. In fact, it contains a terrifying amount of wisdom. Just one sentence from Sakron:
I know you often go to that ancient tomb for adventure." I came to the conclusion that Tia was very powerful. Then I organized the words in my mind in an instant. This kind of quickness makes me feel scared when I think about it now.
Maybe when I grow up, I will be a terrifying person with deep wisdom and the ability to kill millions of lives while talking and laughing.
Little Ghost: "You won't grow up anymore."
Me: "Will I die if I don't spit on me one more time?"
So just like that, Dia and I packed up our travels, walked out of the village together, and headed towards the ancient tombs of the Horadric tribe.
"Ms. Tia..."
"Just call me Tia, or Xiaoya." Tia, who was walking in front, turned around, put her hands behind her back, and came forward with her pretty face, while walking backwards. She smiled sweetly at me
smile.
"Well, then...Tia."
Looking at such a lively and cheerful girl, I paused slightly and stammered.
"This is the right thing to do. We are partners now. Wouldn't it be awkward if we call you too serious? Okay, that's it. I'll just call you Fanfan from now on."
With a smile on her face, Tia trotted lightly for a few steps, bumped into me shoulder to shoulder, and walked side by side with me.
"No, please don't call me that."
"Hey~~, what does it matter? We are life and death partners now. Let's go quickly, Fanfan." As she said that, she simply dragged my arm and strode forward while humming a weird little tune.
"..."
I feel like I'm being led around by the nose, but this kind of enthusiasm contained in pure temperament is irritating. The girl of the vitality department is really scary, and I can't handle it.
By the way, this is the first time I have seen such a lively wizard. In my impression, the wizard should be like Linya, reserved and introverted, or calm and taciturn. Of course, freaks like Farah must be excluded.
"By the way, Fanfan, did you just want to ask me something?" After walking a few steps, Tia suddenly turned around and tilted her head and asked.
"Ah, it's nothing. It's just the first time I've seen a mage dressed like this. Is this what you usually wear?"
I smiled and my eyes stayed on Tia for a while. No wonder I was so fussy. In fact, Tia's clothes didn't look like a mage at all.
Wearing a sexy leather jacket, the top is short and tight, and the exposed waist, slender and sexy neck, and small arms are all so eye-catching. The lower body is a pair of tight pants that are extremely short.
, with a healthy wheat-colored complexion, a tall figure, and a slender waist full of girlish openness and vitality, she looks more like a wild Amazon than a wizard. Her delicate and neat facial features, sweet smile, look
It looks full of a girl's youthful flamboyance without lacking in sexy femininity.
Hey, why am I starting to criticize? It’s not my type anyway.
"That's right. He really doesn't look like a mage."
Understanding what I meant, Tia pulled on her bra and shorts, looked at herself and said.
"Actually, I also want to wear a mage robe. But Fanfan, you also know that our tribe cannot make our own clothes at all, and the equipment type mage robe has a low explosion rate, eh..."
Tia frowned, her face dimmed slightly, and then became full of energy the next moment.
"But it doesn't matter. I will definitely be able to expose it in the future. I just need to be able to wear it in my lifetime. Hehe..."
As expected of a vitality-type girl, she recovers really quickly, but isn’t the wish to “just wear it in my lifetime” too small for a career changer?
"That's right, I also want to eat a lot of fruits and fish. Well, the book said there is a food called jam bread. I have always wanted to try it..." Tia clapped her fingers, happy
Laughed.
Woohoo~~, it’s so insignificant! So pitiful!!
I almost burst into tears while listening. What a pitiful child. He expressed these small wishes with a smile full of satisfaction and happiness. It made people feel even more sympathetic.
"It doesn't matter, I will take you to eat Lugaoin's specialty jam seafood bread next time, and I will satisfy all your wishes in one go." I grabbed Tia's shoulders and looked at her with firm eyes. I said extremely seriously.
Tia, who was forced to turn around by me, looked at me blankly, suddenly lowered her head shyly, and chuckled.
"The strength of boys is really great."
"Ah, I'm sorry." I quickly let go.
"But..." In order to break the awkward atmosphere, I laughed a few times.
"Your first wish, I will fulfill it right away." As I said that, I coughed pretentiously and pretended to take out a mage's robe and raised it high into the wind.
"It's really a mage's robe." Dia couldn't hide the surprise in her eyes.
"Sheng Hui, fifty thousand gold coins." My smile remained unchanged and I stretched out my other hand.
"Woo~~" Tia immediately lowered her head like a defeated rooster.
"I don't have that much money."
"Hmm, is that right? One with fifty thousand gold coins is actually quite cheap."
I couldn't help but touch her hunched little head, and said with a smile, I don't know why, but I felt like I wanted to bully her.
"Hmm. Ugh~~ I know it's very cheap. But..." Tia rummaged and rummaged through the inventory for a while, showing the expression of a primary school student when handing over his scribbling homework to the teacher. He used it pitifully.
Holding more than ten broken gems in his hand.
"This... this..., I only have so much money on me, ugh~~~"
Seeing Tia shaking her head and looking depressed and troubled, I laughed even more happily.
"Actually, it's not impossible to get less, but it would be meaningless. For example, I would give it to you, okay?"
After being stunned, Tia showed her sweet dimples again, her smile was still cheerful, but her tone was very serious: "No, no, Fanfan, you can't give me such a valuable thing, and I won't accept it."
Really? I sighed. In fact, I had already seen that although the Horadric people were poor, their arrogance left over from the glorious era ten thousand years ago had not changed at all. They firmly believed in the Horadric tribe.
We are the most outstanding race in the world, so how can we tolerate the mercy and sympathy of others?
Of course, there are actually many people who have this idea in the Dark Continent, such as the Amazons, elves, dwarves... Ah, speaking of it, everyone thinks that their own race is the best, but this is
This belief may be strong or weak, and the Horadric family is undoubtedly the strongest and most persistent. Just like the Kane family, even after thousands of years, the bloodline has long ceased to exist, they still insist that they are Horadrics.
Just a little bit and you can see it.
"Yes, you will definitely not accept it, right? What should I do? Apart from gems, do you have anything else on you?" Seeing Tia's look of wanting it very much, I couldn't bear to continue teasing her, as long as she continued to do whatever she wanted.
Just take something out, pretend like "this is something very important to me", and buy it at a high price, that's all.
"Woo~~"
Tia continued to worry, seeming to be thinking about what valuable things and equipment she had on her. She only had a few blue equipment with average attributes, and she really couldn't get rid of them.
"Hey, I have it."
Tia clapped her palms, looking like she suddenly understood, and I also breathed a sigh of relief.
"My grandpa said when I was young, the most precious thing for a girl is her body. Although I don't know what is precious, and I don't know how to exchange it with you, but Fanfan is well-informed and must know that my body is
Can I exchange it?"
Showing a smile that was as clear and pure as a deep mountain stream, Tia looked at me with unsuspecting eyes. Her chest came up, the slightly open collar was exposed, and the pair of cute little rabbits loomed in my sight.
among.
"..."
"Hey, Fanfan, are you okay?" Seeing me grabbing a stone pillar and banging against it, Tia quickly grabbed my neck from behind.
To be continued...