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Chapter 3135 The second world's number one idiot wits contest!(1/2)

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After giving Crystal some inhumane mixed doubles punishment, Dragon Lena and I were like bullies who had eaten the King's meal, throwing away the miserable and helpless Crystal who was kneeling on the ground and weeping aggrievedly, picking his teeth.

He burped and took big steps, feeling satisfied and ready to leave.

"Wait!" Crystal wiped away her tears and nose, and suddenly turned around.

"Why, haven't you been beaten enough?" We turned around and looked at Crystal in surprise. Although this guy usually wants to die, he rarely does it to this extent. He usually learns after being taught a lesson.

, although it can only last for three minutes.

"Crystal remembers it. Crystal has a heavy responsibility now and cannot let you two leave so easily. Of course, if you accept the result of failing the test, you can leave and ignore Crystal."

"Oh, so you really didn't come here by mistake, but it was arranged by His Majesty the Dragon King." Hearing what Crystal said, we couldn't help but pay more attention to it, stopped and turned around.

"That's right, Crystal is the guardian of the first level. Only by defeating Crystal can you enter the next level. That's what the Dragon King said." Crystal faced us with his hands on his hips and raised his head and chest. It seemed that he was completely ready.

I forgot about the suffering I just suffered.

I said no wonder, there was no trace of the foodie Jingshu this morning. She didn’t even come back during breakfast time, which made us even wonder if she had been kidnapped by someone. It turned out that she was invited by the Dragon King to be the first door in the test.

It’s coming.

"What benefits did the Dragon King give you to make you willing to sacrifice your life for him?" I am very curious. Crystal is not the kind of person who will easily do things without any benefit. Even the evil dragon Lena, even the Dragon King, I'm afraid

It's not that easy to send her for free, unless...

"The Dragon King said that as long as Crystal agrees to do this, he will give Crystal a free rice coupon for one year. With this rice coupon, Crystal can go to any family member in Dragon Paradise.

No one is allowed to refuse crystal for free."

It turns out that it is so easy to seize the weakness of the crystal. A one-year rice roll? What should I do? I really want it. Because the dragon has a long lifespan, even if it sleeps most of the time, it still has things that are difficult for humans.

The imaginary free time prompts them to tinker with some weird things in a very boring way. I believe there will be many guys who are proficient in cooking. For a foodie, this rice roll is full of gold.

"Okay, we understand. In other words, if you don't beat you until you can't get up again, it won't be completed, right? Why didn't you tell us this kind of thing earlier? Tell us earlier about that slap in the butt just now

Wouldn’t it be exempt?”

After figuring out why the crystal appeared here, the evil dragon Lena and I once again revealed our murderous intentions and rushed towards the crystal. The first level should be simple. Let's just warm up. Well, what should we do to hit the crystal?

How good is it? If she can obediently cooperate and fall to the ground, and agrees to take me with her to eat with her later, I can just pretend to give her a good beating.

"Wait a minute, you seem to have made a mistake, that's not what happened!" Seeing the two of us approaching again, Crystal screamed and turned and ran away. After pulling away, she turned back and shouted to stop her.

"This level is not a test of combat."

"If it's not fighting, then what else can you do?" We were stunned and looked at the crystal up and down. Could it be said that we are more rough-skinned and fleshy? The osplay bear is also fearless.

"This is an intellectual level." Crystal shook her head and pretended to be a scholar. Unfortunately, we just wanted to laugh.

Oh my God, the intelligence test? Let Chou Meng Crystal take the test? Is the Dragon King's brain broken?

The evil dragon Lena and I looked at each other, burst into laughter holding our stomachs, oh no, is this the Dragon King's conspiracy, trying to make us laugh to the ground?

"And this test is specifically for the owner to accept. Boss Rena is not allowed to do anything."

"It seems that my IQ has been underestimated." After hearing what Crystal said, I couldn't laugh anymore. What does Dragon King mean? Although I admit that my IQ is not high, but compared to the idiot Crystal, it is still higher than I know.

Where does it go? Does it think that by specifically asking me to accept it alone, Crystal has any chance of winning?

Not only do I think so, you see, even the evil dragon Lena, who is always against me, had a relaxed and calm expression after hearing this. Obviously she doesn’t think that Crystal can beat me in terms of IQ, not even her own nemesis.

I think, how can I lose? There is absolutely no reason to lose.

"Okay, I'll come alone, right? I want to see how you, a fool who only thinks about eating, can compare with me." I stood up and looked at Crystal with condescending eyes, showing my superiority in IQ.

Feelings arise spontaneously.

"Huh huh huh, stupid owners, beware of capsizing in the gutter." Seemingly irritated by my slight, Crystal was like an angry little hen, frantically snapping at me.

"Originally I planned to give a simpler question. Since the stupid owner looks down on crystals, let's take the hardest one. The owner took over and the question is a math question."

"Hey, wait, what did you say?" Evil Dragon Lena suddenly panicked and interrupted.

"Mathematical questions. The Dragon King specifically told Crystal to only ask math questions."

"No, absolutely not. It's a foul. How could such a question happen? Isn't this making things difficult for us?"

"You just have to wait. What do you mean by this? Why can't you ask math questions? What's wrong with the math questions? It doesn't offend you. Why don't you let others solve it?"

Before Crystal could answer, I was unhappy. Did this guy completely forget my nickname of Math Emperor? Lord Dragon King actually asked me math questions to test me. Obviously he didn’t know me at all, and this little bitch.

Long, what’s wrong? I was so calm just now and felt like I had a chance to win, so why did I panic all of a sudden? Is it because I’m afraid that the math questions are too simple for me, and I’ll underestimate my opponent and make mistakes? I’m so naive, I’m not like that

With the character of a lion fighting a rabbit, even if it is a question like 0+0 equals, he will think carefully for half a minute before answering.

"You idiot, don't you understand now? You are just a math idiot!!!" Leona blurted out as her mind got hot.

Rumble!!!

Several thunderbolts of lightning flashed through a certain druid's mind. He turned back expressionlessly, faced the crystal, and pointed at the guy behind him.

"Hey, Crystal, you just said that guy is not allowed to help, right? If you help, it means we failed the test, right?"

"Yes, that's what the Dragon King said."

"Now, I seriously suspect that she is trying to cheat. For the sake of fairness, to prove my innocence, and to reflect the seriousness of this test, I now request that from the beginning of the test, the guy is prohibited from saying a word. If she starts

If you say it, you will lose the test."

"You...you big stupid ass druid!"

When Leona heard this, she was so angry that she almost fainted. Although she accidentally said something that is forbidden by girls, the reaction of this bastard Druid was too much. Is this the first step?

Just the rhythm of rushing into the street?

"Let the test begin, come here." Ignoring the dragon Rena's shouting from behind, I raised my chin at Crystal Nunu.

"Boss Reina, if you open the test again, you will immediately declare a failure." Crystal reminded her kindly, and then took out a piece of paper from her body in a serious manner, as if she planned to follow the script. She was indeed prepared for this.

Guy.

"Listen up, for the first question, Crystal has eight roasted chicken legs and six roasted chicken wings. Last night at dinner, Bisi's owner gave Crystal two roasted lamb legs, six chicken legs, and ten chicken wings. Crystal has

The idiot owner stole another piece of steak, three skewers of meat, and a large bowl of rice from the bowl. Crystal quickly ate the food stolen from the idiot owner, and then ate the dinner prepared by Bisi's owner for Crystal.

I also ate ten chicken legs and twelve chicken wings before going to bed. When I got up in the morning, I was called over by the Dragon King and ate a large plate of fried meatballs at his place. Owner, listen up, there is a problem!"

After reading a long list of questions, Shuijing gradually felt that his brain was not full. He began to scratch the back of his head continuously, his eyes wandering, as if he was also recalling how much he had eaten? How much was left?

"I said you idiot, since you prepared a small piece of paper, didn't you also prepare the answer?" Seeing Crystal's confused expression, I couldn't help but complain, the idiot is indeed an idiot.

"I forgot." Crystal tilted her head stupidly and hit the back of her head.

"Also, I said that I always felt like I had more than I wanted to eat at dinner last night. Bisi has taken care of me for so long, so she should know my appetite very well and cook enough for me. It turns out that it was you who ate so much secretly!

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I roared angrily, rushed forward to hold down Crystal, and punched her temple hard.

Before the test officially started, I had already caught the culprit who made me hungry last night. It was an unexpected bonus.

"It hurts, it hurts... It's obvious that the stupid owner was too careless, and he couldn't even protect the food... It hurts... He doesn't have the right to survive! It hurts, it hurts!" Crystal screamed in pain while still saying "It hurts..."

Teach me a lesson confidently.

"I'm going to let you know now, who won't survive first!" I was so angry that I no longer cared about the physical rebound that would hurt both sides. I directly picked up Jingshu's waist, arched my butt and had a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots.

, I let you survive, I let you survive, do you think you are really Mr. Bei?

It wasn't until my palms were swollen that I stopped. I took out two more water bottles and let Crystal stand beside them. Then I picked up the note that had just fallen to the ground. Since Crystal didn't prepare an answer,

It’s okay to watch it directly, it’s not cheating.

"Wait a minute, why aren't there any questions on this?" I reread the question a few times, but I got a blank look on my face.

"It's all the stupid owner's fault. Crystal had already thought about the problem, but was disturbed by the owner, and now he has forgotten it!" Crystal, holding the two water tanks firmly on his head, rubbing his temples with one hand and his butt with the other, rushed to me.

Angry protest.

"Remember it quickly, otherwise even if you fail the test, we won't be afraid to complain to the Dragon King." I rolled my eyes, it doesn't matter to you, it's your fault if you can't remember the problem.

For example, the teacher does not give students test papers, but still requires students to pass the test. What is the principle of this?!

"Let Crystal think about it, let Crystal think about it..." Putting on a sad face, Crystal began to recall carefully. It was probably the two water tanks on her head that added some strange trouble to her. It didn't take long before she clapped her hands.

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"Crystal remembered!"

"Tell me, no matter what the question is, I will answer it easily for you!"

"Listen, the question is how many meatballs did Crystal eat at Dragon King's this morning?"

A gust of cold wind blew past, and you could hear a needle drop in the examination room. Only the echo of the crystal continued to echo.

Ignoring the examiner and candidates, Leona, who was standing aside anxiously, had already knelt down after hearing the question.

"Meatballs...meatballs...meatballs..." I murmured this most crucial word, lowered my head and re-read Crystal's food journey from last night to now, and suddenly showed a look of shock and disbelief.

I finally found out that there is something wrong with the question asked by Crystal. The answer is simply unsolvable. You idiot Druid, after all, you are not stupid enough.
To be continued...
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