Chapter 3493: Society, my savior(1/2)
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Overall, it was a very fulfilling day. Let me recall what stupid things I did...ah, let me recall what meaningful things I did.
First of all, we conducted a private visit in incognito, met a group of elf knights on the road, studied and discussed the people's livelihood and public opinion in Demon King Village, and had a profound and friendly exchange with Juliet, which deepened each other's goodwill and laid a solid foundation for future joint cooperation.
Then, I met the Shuang Na group again, and through friendly dialogue and hands-on practical observation, I gained an in-depth understanding of the basic current situation of the basic necessities of life, food, clothing, housing and transportation in Demon King Village.
I met with Vilas, the most prestigious singer representative of Demon King Village, and his entourage. They had an exchange in a cheerful and harmonious atmosphere. During the conversation, they received enthusiastic support and love from the people. The scene even got out of control due to being too enthusiastic.
Don’t change your plan and move on to the next step in advance.
Okay, I can’t make it up anymore, but in short, except for a slight tingling sensation on my forehead, everything went well this time out.
When I got home, I heard the sound of banging. In the backyard, I walked around the beautifully laid out cobblestone path on the right side of the house. I found that there was an extra house in the corner of the backyard. Let's use the word house to describe it. It looks like a shrine, or a shrine.
1:n shrunken version, to put it more ugly, it looks like a luxurious dog house that looks like a shrine.
There is also a torii gate, a mini type, less than two meters high, red and vermilion, lifelike and very real.
I saw the red and white princess biting a few iron nails, swinging the hammer head, and riding on the roof more than two meters high, ding-ding-dong-dong, knocking non-stop.
To be honest, I was a little touched. The red and white princess who only wanted to catch strong men to help her rebuild the shrine has now learned to do it herself, as if she saw her lazy daughter standing in the kitchen cooking for the first time.
But why are you building a shrine doghouse in someone else’s backyard, you bastard!!!
"Hey, you're back?" We were stunned when we found the red and white princess jumping down from the roof, her lips twitching, and she waved vaguely.
"Come back, sister, do you still regard yourself as the master of this family?"
I rushed forward angrily, and the red and white princess was thrown into a German arch bridge. As a result, her passive skill of 100% dodge German arch bridge throw was triggered. It was so powerful that even a four-winged strongman like me was not immune to it.
, she turned around and dodged away.
"Don't be so stingy, it's just taking up a little bit of Wu's backyard."
Having said that, I am not really that stingy. When I chose this house, I just chose it because it was big and could occupy a corner for the Red and White Princess. It was really not a big deal.
The problem is, your fucking shrine style doesn’t match my European simple style wooden house, it looks awkward! And it’s the same size as a dog house. What kind of trouble do you want to make, in case guests come to visit and come to the backyard?
, seeing the red and white princess lying like a puppy at the door of her shrine kennel, basking in the sun, I simply can’t imagine what I would think!
"Tear it down, it's not like we don't have room for you to live in the house."
"Wu, do you want to become stronger?" Suddenly, the red and white princess's eyes became deep, piercing my heart, and she said something that shocked me.
Impossible, I concealed it so well that even the girls who knew how to read minds didn’t see the urgency in my heart. How could this Red and White Princess be possible... However, she does have some weird special abilities, such as
Selling one's integrity is like drinking water, so don't take a peek.
I widened my eyes and thought about how to make things right. What was going on with this Princess of One Hundred Thousand Integrity? Her sharp eyes were like an eagle looking down at the earth. She was full of arrogance and confidence. Everything was under her control.
among.
I have... been completely understood by her. There are no secrets left?
"Wu, do you want to understand the meaning of life, do you want to truly...live?"
With a "pop" sound, I kicked the shrine to pieces without expression. The Red and White Princess was immune to my proud German-style arch bridge throw, but this doghouse-like shrine was not good. It easily turned into a pile of rubble.
board.
"Look at the good thing Wu did. I worked hard to build it." The red and white princess seemed to be very anxious and angry when she spoke, but her tone and expression were not discernible at all. Her eyes were narrowed like a pair of thick equal signs.
, and even drank hot tea!
I saw it! I saw it just now! It was a tea cup taken out from the skirt. Is this guy drinking homemade girl juice?!!!
In any case, facing this red and white princess who can sell her moral integrity for 100,000 gold coins, I have to hold back and I will lose if I complain.
"Anyway, please give up making a dog house in the backyard. If you want a room, I will give you as much room as I have at home."
"Since you are so kindly invited, I would be disrespectful to refuse."
He answered quickly, as if he was waiting for my words. Have I been fooled?
"You've been here and there lately, and you've been taking Cirno with you. You haven't appeared for a while, haven't you?"
"Because I'm home."
Gensokyo? I guess that's the case. After all, that's their home. They're always wandering around the Dark Continent. I almost forgot about this setting.
"Anyway, I'm relieved to see that you guys came back safe and sound." Although I knew that nothing would happen, I still wanted to be polite and say hello. This is the way to treat guests, just like I obviously want the guests to come early.
Go away, but you still drag the other person to save a meal and a cup of tea.
The social savior is Ben Druid.
Unexpectedly, the red and white princess really turned her nose up. When I said this, her head dropped, her whole body was shrouded in a layer of haze, and the hot tea in the cup was slowly put back, uh,
I mean, she tucked it back into her skirt.
Don’t complain, I won’t complain.
"Actually..." His thumbs were intertwined, as if he was entangled, depressed, sad, and even a little desperate about telling his friends the news that he had an incurable disease.
"Actually, my home... was gone and burned down. I had no choice but to occupy the magpie's nest and planned to come to Wu's house to live for a while."
"oh."
I said "Oh" to show that I understood.
If it were anyone else, even if it was a social savior, I would sincerely express my condolences, this is a family destruction and people's death... No, the wording is wrong, people are not dead, it is a major event of family destruction and death!
A few tears are deserved.
It's just that the object is the Red and White Princess. I can't sympathize or feel sad at all. I can't even say a word of condolences, and I even want to laugh in my heart.
Just like the home of the Guards Corps and the Scourge Corps, it is dismantled hundreds of thousands of times every day, which in total can circle the Dark Continent seven times.
"If it was demolished, it will be rebuilt." I read it in a neither salty nor bland tone.
"I can't find any free coolies, and the guys from the Scarlet Devil Mansion are grouped together and don't want to be left alone." The red and white princess was heartbroken.
So this guy doesn’t deserve any sympathy at all, just build it myself!
"In the end, the shrine was rebuilt by tricking Cirno."
Are you even willing to let go of fools?
"Although a sad thing happened in the end."
Saying that, the Red and White Princess showed a gloomy expression again, ah, so is this why she is unhappy? It's not because the shrine was demolished, but something sad happened, you bastard! Although she was not deceived into sympathy I'm still very unhappy, but I want to do another German-style arch bridge fall on this guy. Maybe this time it will work!
"Wu..." She suddenly raised her head, like the protagonist of a shojo manga, her eyes filled with the charming sparkling starlight.
"Wu, are you my friend?"
"Huh?" I scratched my head, worried that this was a trap. For example, once I admitted it, I would rely on you, eat, drink, and live together in the name of a friend, and even sleep in the same bed with you, occupying the magpie's nest! Aren't there a lot of cases like this recently? I have to be careful.
Having said that, please allow me to move my memory back a little further. The Red and White Princess...before the previous one, probably nearly ten sentences ago, did she accidentally expose her inner ugly purpose? ?
But what if you don't admit it? It's indeed a good counter-routine, but I thought of Aleus again, and the epic difficulty main quest of making a hundred friends given to her.
Maybe the Red and White Princess has even thought of ways to deal with counter-routines, which should not be underestimated!
So at this time, I have to take a strange route that no one expected.
"What nonsense are you talking about!" I slapped Feini's thigh next to me hard, ignoring her screams, and burst into tears with tears streaming down my face.
"Have you forgotten what it means to be a friend or not? You are my long-lost daughter!"
"..."
I was stunned. This unscrupulous princess was really stunned. Today’s savior also won. I am simply invincible.
I gave the girls a victory sign, and before the Red and White Princess could react and another wave of unscrupulous sales was brewing in my mind, I quickly moved out of the way.
"So, just for this reason, you came back again?" In the village chief's office, the two tails pinched the cat's beard, and the noble hand twirled gracefully in the palm of his hand.
"Of course it's not because of this." I shook my head.
Shuangwei thought for a while: "Does that mean you still want another one?" After saying that, he buried his head on the desk and planned to catch Beya out of sight, but suddenly a spirit of Fist of the North Star appeared behind him.
"Don't smear my innocence out of thin air." I sternly denied: "Why else? It's just to monitor you. What do you want to do? You cat, approaching my sister without permission, is it to assassinate the elder of the alliance? The candidate’s terrifying conspiracy?!
Yes, I walked around for a while when I got home, and then I suddenly realized what I was doing.
First of all, Lena works as Beja's assistant in the village chief's office. It would be more appropriate to be her teacher. By the way, Beja is probably older than Lena, pffffffff.
Then Beja was killed by a single ponytail star blast, confirming that this girl could read minds.
Of course, this is a digression. Lena stayed in the Holy See Mountain these days and was not idle. She was either teaching Beja how to deal with the trivial matters in the Demon King Village more effectively, or investigating the population structure and supply needs of the Demon King Village, as well as the villagers.
and the demands of the Demon King Army. In short, she was doing what a great elder candidate should do, and she did not relax because Linya took over her class.
Of course, it would be a lie to say that there is no slack at all, for example, when we, brother and sister, are alone together, doing pleasant things to love each other and enhance our relationship.
In short, I know that Lena is usually in the village chief's office, and I want to express this.
The problem is the double tail, what is it doing here?
"The length of your reflex arc is probably the distance from here to your home multiplied by two." It was obviously a cat, but it pretended to wipe the two tails on its forehead, thus showing off its shallowness in front of me, the emperor of mathematics.
To be continued...