The third thousand and forty-nine chapters are boring daughter group
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All the way home, I was in a daze, thinking about where to find a cute and well-behaved daughter. There were little Luoli all over the street, and there were quite a few cute ones, but not everyone could do this.
This kind of thing still has to pay attention to fate. If there is no fate, no matter how beautiful and cute it is, it will be boring.
For example...
"Found the owner!" Crystal and Cirno, who were fighting around, found the target, and Crystal's eyes lit up when he saw the other person's devastated look.
"Wait a minute, didn't the idiot Crystal have been taught enough lessons? He will be bullied by his mother's man. If you go, I won't go." Seeing that Crystal was about to move, Cirno pushed the bridge of her nose, feeling that she was too smart.
He's so smart, he's nowhere near as tall as the idiot Crystal.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk." Crystal shook her fingertips lightly, looking proud and complacent: "Today, let Master Crystal teach you, this idiot Ice Cube, a lesson."
Saying this, she pointed at the other party with great momentum: "Usually the hateful owner is really annoying and dangerous, and always spanks Crystal, but in the current state, the owner is very easy to bully, no matter how he is treated, he
No response."
"real?"
"If you don't believe me, look at me!"
After saying that, Crystal rushed forward with a tiger-like head. First, he hugged his thigh numbly, and pulled it back with all his strength. When he found that he couldn't pull it, he hugged her waist again, with his feet on stilts in the air, and he took a human body ride. Finally, he became more and more wanton,
Climbing up from the waist to the shoulders, he used both hands to pull out the short hair like weeds.
As expected, there was no reaction at all. Cirno's eyes lit up. She felt that the stupid crystal was occasionally a little clever, and could be as smart as 1% of Cirno-sama. Of course, it might only happen in a hundred years.
Once or twice.
So what are you waiting for? Now is the time to take revenge and complain!
Cirno also flapped her three pairs of ice fairy wings and rushed forward, her little fists shining with an extremely cold light.
"Look at Cirno-sama's frozen frog punch!"
"Master Crystal's Crystal Braised Fist!"
"Cirno-sama's extinct frog legs!"
"Master Crystal's spicy crystal feet!"
“暴打水晶锤”,“痛揍冰块击”,“傻瓜水晶踹”,“蠢货冰块斩”,“妈妈只爱琪露诺之断绝”,“妈妈更爱水晶之忏悔”……
Shouting some incomprehensible move names loudly, Crystal and Cirno's hands and feet turned into countless punches and leg shadows. They kept saying hello and rolled up dust, which fully explained what a naughty kid is.
"You two..."
"Alas!!!"
The Idiot Daughters group simultaneously exclaimed: "It's not good, it's not good, the owner has realized what's going on, run away."
"Mom's man has woken up and is going to be spanked. He is going to be spanked. It's not my fault. It's all Crystal's fault. It was Crystal's instigation. The smart Cirno would do such a stupid thing."
Although their IQs were poor, their reactions were not slow. The two idiots turned around and ran away. However, they could not be faster than the hands of the strong four-winged man. No, they were caught holding one in each hand.
"Could it be that you..."
"No, no, Crystal definitely didn't think about taking revenge today, bullying the owner, and making the owner regret not feeding Crystal. Crystal really didn't think so at all."
"That's right, that's right, neither did Cirno. I definitely didn't think that even though it was the idiot Crystal who made a mistake, he wanted to spank Cirno as well. Such a mother's man must take revenge or something. I never thought about it.
, Cirno loves her mother the most, so her man also loves frogs and frogs, and because of love, he hates her."
"Could it be that you two...want to act coquettishly with me?" My thoughts were still stuck on how...ah, how did you recognize a new daughter and come back to rub me? I didn't notice the tickling actions of Crystal and Cirno.
When she came back to her senses and noticed their actions, she was still in daughter mode, and her heart suddenly trembled.
Could it be that they were acting coquettishly towards me just now? But I chose to ignore them?
If you think about it carefully, they are talking to Shengyue Xianlang like a mother... Although it makes me angry, there is nothing I can do about it. Over time, I have become numb to this title and have acquiesced.
Since it is numb acquiescence, they can be regarded as daughters, but they cannot be loved as daughters no matter what. As for the reason...
If you think carefully about the difference between these two idiots and the twin princesses Xiao Heitan and the others, you will understand clearly.
Could it be that my cruel behavior, which I acquiesced to but did not approve of at the same time, hurt their hearts? As a result, these two idiots finally couldn't help but take the initiative and wanted to act coquettishly towards me and get their father's love?
Thinking of this, I felt a little guilty and moved, and couldn't help but hold Crystal and Cirno in my arms.
"I'm sorry, dad has always ignored you. From now on, I will try my best to be a good father. Do you want to believe me?"
Two pairs of watery eyes full of horror were raised in my arms, like a princess captured by a dragon. I grinned, lowered my head, and looked at them with gentle eyes as much as possible, without blinking.
, hoping to convey the determination in his heart to their eyes.
One second, two seconds...
Ten seconds, eight seconds...
One minute, half a minute...
"I'm sorry, I still can't treat you as my daughters!!!" I angrily shook the coffee table in my soul, and I let out an upright and tragic cry from my soul.
Only, only this kind of thing, I can't deceive myself, I can't adapt to reality. If you want to ask why, because I am
The best daughter in the world is the one who controls her!
Hey, where are the people?
After coming back to his senses, he wanted to apologize to Crystal and Cirno, and even made plans to transform into the Holy Moon Wolf to comfort them, but found that his arms were empty and the two little fools were missing.
When I raised my head, I saw two stars twinkling and moving away from the earth's surface.
Could it be that when he overturned the spiritual coffee table just now, he also knocked them away together?
No, no, no, it's not that coincidental, maybe the two little guys are shy, hahaha, I look at it occasionally, actually Crystal and Cirno are quite cute, if only they could be more well-behaved, less naughty and smart
If you are smarter, maybe you can actually touch my daughter to control the radio waves.
Needless to say, finding a daughter is not a matter of time, otherwise it would not have been so many years, just Xilusi and the others, maybe it would be faster to give birth to a puppy.
As for the evil dragon Lena... I was wondering, after she is born, will the baby be considered the fifth sister or the youngest sister?
I was thinking about whether to discuss this issue with the evil dragon Lena. Of course, I think this little female dragon must have chosen the fifth sister and cannot escape. Her competitive spirit can be brought out no matter where she is placed.
At this moment, a ray of light came towards me.
"Xiaofan"
"Pooh!"
Please use these three short words to imagine what happened one second ago, and then write an impression of no less than 800 words.
"What's wrong? You're so careless."
I patted the grass on my body, raised the little ghost in my arms high, kissed it hard, and then rubbed it a few times on that ridiculously soft face, and the HP value instantly returned to full.
"There are bad guys chasing me." As he said this, the little ghost squeaked and hid behind me, revealing a pair of eyes and half of his head, staring eagerly ahead.
I was slightly stunned, but before I could ask clearly, the person the little ghost was talking about appeared.
He's an unfamiliar paladin. Hey, how could he be so clever as to bully a little ghost, name him, and leave you a dead body?
Then I saw a familiar perverted angel following behind the paladin, and I was stunned.
"Yeah, Lord Wugel."
"You didn't recognize me a second ago, but I still looked like this in front of you." Wu Geer said with a smile on his face, his words touched his heart.
"How could it be possible? Lord Wugel's sacred light, no matter how well it is hidden, is like the sun, which cannot be concealed. It cannot be concealed in my eyes at all."
I slapped him hard, then changed the subject without leaving a trace.
"But why is Lord Ugel chasing after my Alice?"
"Hey, I didn't chase you."
"Didn't chase?" I turned my head and looked at the little ghost. It's not that I trust Ugel more than the little ghost, but...
The little ghost has too many criminal records.
"Nonsense, Xiaofan, don't believe that guy. He's following me all the way. He must be a trickster from hell. Xiaofan, don't let him go."
The little ghost spoke categorically, his eyes were ferocious, and he looked like "If this saintly girl wasn't as powerful as you, you would have been poured into cement and sunk to the bottom of the Twin Seas", it didn't look like a fake threat.
I just wanted to say a few good words for Ugel, to show that the elegant and easy-going Mr. Ugel is not that kind of person, and he is different from the tour guide behind him.
"Speaking of following, there is indeed such a thing." Wu Geer said something shocking. I was stunned for a moment. I looked at him and then at Aiwa'er behind him to confirm whether a soul exchange had occurred.
This kind of bloody plot.
"But following is different from chasing, right?" Looking at my stunned look, Ugel analyzed seriously.
"Um... Lord Wugel, this is no joke. Can you seriously tell me the reason?" I wiped my sweat and felt a little messy in the wind.
"Then I'll make the story short." Wu Geer suppressed his smile and nodded seriously, exuding a solemn and sacred atmosphere: "Little girl, you are very talented, learn to beat people with me."
In response, the little ghost fired dozens of exorcisms, and translucent walls of holy light hit Ugel one after another. Of course, it had no effect at all, and shattered like a bubble hitting a spike.
However, the continuous breaking sounds clearly formed two clear notes in the air.
Chapter completed!