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Chapter 3716 Traveling and robbing tombs are both correct(1/2)

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Five or six days... or not, let's wait until the spear is recognized for the second trip to Dragon Paradise before setting off.

So, what should you do these days? Look at your level and strength. The behavior of ordinary adventurers going out to experience is meaningless. Unless you are heading towards the lair of the Seven Giants, if you have this free time, it is better to sleep more.

, practicing in dreams.

When it comes to the sport of sleeping, I am very good at it, especially doubles. I always look forward to playing more, winning more and losing less, and I am well aware of each partner's skills and combat effectiveness.

The problem is, I can't sleep for five or six days in a row. I'm not a little ghost or a little mermaid.

After thinking about it, I slapped my head and thought, why are I worrying so much? Why don't I just go as usual? Anyway, the elderly tour group has left, and I don't need to show it to anyone. It's time to touch it.

On the first day of fishing, I first went to the Green Forest Bar. I shuddered when I thought of what Aikalay said yesterday. I had to quickly persuade Bisi not to do stupid things, otherwise I would be tricked by your best friend in a minute.

Go to the Mariana Trench.

But this can't be said straightforwardly. What if, it would hurt Bisi's soft self-esteem.

"Ahem, Feeney, come over here. I have something to say." I decided to save the country by going a long way. I first asked Feeney to talk to her and hit her from the side.

"Cousin meow?" There were not many people in the bar in the morning, so the little transvestite had some free time, so she came up with juice electronics for two, and simply sat down opposite me, pretending to have a long chat.

Hey, I said, go ahead, this position is reserved for Bisi.

"Well, I'm just idle and bored. I just want to care about everyone and ask a few questions."

My eyes rolled around a few times. What do you think of Feini? She is smart where she should be smart, stupid where she should be stupid, and the tragic place is the most tragic, so I have to test it out first.

"What do you want to be concerned about, cousin?" Before the topic could be broached, Oona cast a wary gaze over her first, half of her face quietly peeking out from the kitchen door, still chopping vegetables on hand.

It's not an illusion, it seems that the sound of the knife is getting faster and heavier.

"Just...for example, Feini, do you have a dream?" I lowered my head and took a sip of juice. My voice suddenly became deep and vicissitudes of life, and I became a life coach on the stage.

"Dream...Dream cat?" Feini was a little confused.

"Yes, the ultimate dream is not something trivial, such as becoming the world's number one hunk."

"No, no, no, why did Fini become that weird thing, meow?"

"..."

No, a macho man is not a strange thing. If you must say it is strange, your existence is even more strange.

I thought about it, and it turns out that Fini has completely forgotten her true gender, which is really scary. In other words, if a man proposes to her now, there is a theoretical chance of success, which is really scary.

"The ultimate dream? Let Feini think about it, meow." Perhaps infected by my serious attitude, Feini couldn't help but lie half-ly on the table with her cheeks in a lazy and cute posture while sucking juice.

Calm yourself down, sit up straight, and think carefully.

"If we put it in the past, the answer is undoubtedly that Feini will be the world's number one tomb robber, Meow."

oh oh!

I applauded. If you didn't tell me, I would have almost forgotten this setting.

"What about now...what about now, meow..." Without thinking much, Feini's eyes were filled with stars, and she seemed to have the answer in her heart.

"My biggest dream now is to travel."

"travel?"

"Not only that, meow, but I hope that after my cousin fights away hell, we can all go on a trip together, meow, Oona, Bisi, cousin..."

"Hans."

"Yes, Meow, and Hans... What the hell is Hans? Meow, I definitely don't want Meow!" As if a cat whose tail had been stepped on, Fini's face was full of joy and happiness, and her face seemed to melt away.

His expression suddenly exploded, and he jumped up. His face was extremely frightened, and he looked out the door tremblingly, as if he was afraid that the person he was talking about would suddenly appear.

Hans, also known as Manly Hans, is famous among adventurers for his thick chest hair. It is said that he has a terrible record of suffocating monsters with his chest hair. He is one of Finny's most loyal fans.

I have reason to believe that part of the reason why Finny came to the Holy See to establish a Greenwood Bar branch was to avoid Hans.

"Really, I finally forgot about this person. Cousin, please don't scare me." After the false alarm, Feini slapped her heart, feeling lingering fear and complaining constantly.

"Okay, it's my fault. Is this all your dream?"

Originally, I just wanted to make a start and didn't care much about Fini's dream, but when it came to this, I was aroused to be a little curious.

"Also, if we all go on a trip together, we can go to many, many places and explore various cemeteries."

"After all, it's still tomb robbing."

"Yes, meow with everyone." Feini nodded vigorously, her shining eyes making people unable to bear to reject her expectations.

"..." How should I put it? It was surprisingly ordinary. I thought Fini would have some earth-shattering dream, such as becoming the world's number one transvestite.

No, if it weren't for my ignorance, Feini, as a transvestite, would already be the number one in the world, unless... no, no, unless, absolutely not, there is no such possibility even if the world is destroyed.

"It's a bit ordinary. In the final analysis, it's just an element of friendship added to the original dream."

"Dreams are very simple and pure things, meow. Where is my cousin's, meow?"

Feini and I looked at each other for a few seconds.

"It seems like Fini asked a question that wasn't a question at all, hey, hey, meow." Fini, who felt she had made a faux pas, tried to be cute and pretend to be cute.

I can’t talk about the whole world. People who know me well know that my ultimate dream is to live a happy life of eating and waiting to die, huh.

"Where's Ona?" I began to slowly stretch out my tentacles, thinking about the sinister target approaching step by step.

"What about my words." The person who answered on behalf of Feini was the real person. She had just cut the vegetables and unconsciously took out the kitchen knife.

Wait, are you really unconscious?!

"Actually, if you remove some factors, it's almost the same as Feini."

"What factors?" Even though I knew what Oona wanted to say, I couldn't help but ask one more question.

"Traveling, tomb robbing, and... Mr. Elder."

Having said it out loud, this guy is really not polite at all, and is very arrogant for a barmaid.

"That's all I'll give you. If you eliminate travel and tomb robbing, aren't you putting the cart before the horse? Why are you still the same as Feini?"

"In the final analysis, as long as you are with Feini and you don't do bad things, it doesn't matter what you do."

"Oona meow..." Feini was moved.

"Where's the candle whip?"

"It's necessary. Let me take a look. There are also ropes, nails, kitchen knives, hatchets, boning knives, meat saws, and bone crushing hammers... They are all packed and ready to go!"

"Oona meow..." Feini was frightened.

Seeing that Oona seemed to be caught in an inexplicable and chilling excitement, I quickly coughed heavily and got to the point.

"Um...where's Bisi? Do you know what her dream is?"

"Bis?"

Both the frightened Feini and the excited Oona turned their heads and looked at me with a strange expression.

It seems to be saying, don't you know this kind of thing?

Well, during this time in the hell world, I was taken care of by Domon Bisi, and we had a lot of contact and chat time, but it seemed that I was not close enough to mention the topic of dreams, although I am afraid that my dream Bisi is too early.

It's clear enough, no need to say more.

"Why are you looking at me like this? Bisi never told me."

"Even if I haven't said it before, my cousin should be able to guess it, meow." Feini shook her head and sighed, with an attitude of lamenting her misfortune and angering her.

"I'm stupid, have a low IQ, and don't understand people's hearts." What else can I do at this time, I can only tell the truth.

"That's right." The two of them nodded in agreement and accepted my explanation.

"..."

I mentally estimated that demolishing the Greenwood Bar would take a little longer than demolishing the Rogge Bar.

"So can you tell me? I know both of you, except Bisi."

"It's better for the person involved to answer this kind of thing." Feini stood up indifferently, as if she finally saw through my purpose. It turned out that I was not here to care about myself, but to plot something against my best friend.

"Don't, this is very important." Seeing that things were about to go south, I had no choice but to grab Feini and Oona and tell them my difficulties. If I didn't do something, Bisi would become the leader of the monster army!

"Sir Aikarai really said that?" Oona opened her eyes wide. She had just transferred to a new adventurer, and she couldn't understand what kind of plain and boring experience it was to command an army of millions of monsters.

"Can I still make up this kind of thing to deceive you? That's why I came here specifically to understand Bisi's thoughts with you, and then advised her... uh, advised her to take good care of the Green Forest Bar and don't do that kind of thing

Dangerous things."

"Huh?" My words seemed to make Oona particularly unhappy: "How could the elder say that? What happened to Bisi? Why do you think she is not qualified and can only do the work of tending the bar? She is now

Dragon Knight!"

"I know, but calm down and think about it carefully. Is it suitable for Bisi's character?"

I glanced left and right, and since Bisi was not nearby, I continued to persuade Oona and Fini. Think about it, rather than saying it myself, I don’t know what to say, why can’t I go through the two people in front of me? Compared with me
To be continued...
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