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"Listen to my explanation." When I returned to the library, I wiped the sweat from my forehead.

This Loli princess looks inconspicuous, but she is very valuable among the Horadric clan. In addition to providing one-click jail service, she also provides one-click release service without any ambiguity. She only said hello and did not ask the reason at all. The guard

Released me again.

It probably didn't take more than three minutes to go in and out. The so-called "things are only three", so it can be understood that I have never been in jail. The promise of resistance I made secretly before is still valid, and I am not a coward.

"Actually, that... has many deep-seated reasons..."

I originally planned to say a few vague words, but then the other party stepped down and said something polite like "I don't want to go into the specific reasons as long as you didn't steal it. I'm sorry for putting you in jail again." Everyone laughed and laughed.

Pass, as if nothing happened.

Isn't the adult world like this? It's full of tolerance that has nothing to do with oneself and hypocrisy that hides the truth.

As a result, I forgot that this product was a real little lolita, not an adult. I tried my best to hint, but she kept staring at me, showing an aura of breaking the casserole and asking the end.

"Actually...it's a relic of our ancestors." I had an idea.

"Relic?"

"Yes, a relic."

"Why are there such strange relics?"

"..." No, aren't you just complaining about the strangeness of the fountain statue at your door? Although it is indeed strange to look up at the stars, you should understand the principle that family scandals should not be made public.

Obviously, she didn't understand, so I had to continue making stuff up.

"Maybe... maybe my ancestors are Horadrics. As a way of commemoration... I don't understand why you chose the statue in the fountain. Maybe it was built by my ancestors?"

"Then your ancestors have really strange tastes."

The little doll said what I wanted to say for me, and if that's the case, it's indeed in very strange taste.

"I understand, your ancestors may be a member of the Horadric tribe. You have a trace of Horadric blood in your body, so you can inherit soul magic."

"Big...probably like this."

I didn’t expect that a lot of nonsense could actually improve my identity setting? No, no, the lines just now don’t count, I should say, this is actually part of my calculation!

"Okay, I accept your explanation. Indeed, although it is very similar, the size is too different."

"You should have discovered such an obvious thing earlier!" I finally resisted the urge to lift the coffee table angrily. What you lost was a sunfish! As for me, I just picked up a clownfish! I didn't steal it.

!

"Mr. Perverted Weird Man didn't explain in time."

"But...it's not because you called the police too quickly." I was a little speechless. To be honest, I was a little bit cautious at the time, but I was sent to jail without a chance to explain.

"So everyone made mistakes, so it's even."

"Yeah...yeah, it sounds reasonable and feels fair." The other party's reason was flawless, and I felt like I was about to be convinced.

"Athena is a fair and strict princess."

"I don't know if he is fair and strict, but I have already experienced that he is very fast."

"Is Mr. Monkey, the suspected perverted weirdo, here just to discuss these trivial matters?"

"No, I didn't. After all, why did I come here?" Fancy being imprisoned made me a little confused, and I couldn't help but lower my head and think deeply.

What is the meaning of human life...?

Speaking of which, did this little doll with a yawning mouth just secretly add a few more strange nicknames to me that had no reason to do so?

"Fanfan, escape from prison, escape from prison." Tia finally came online after watching a good show.

"Oh, by the way, I'm here to fulfill my promise last time and help you leave." I finally remembered. In a nutshell, I'm here to wake people up. On the mysterious side, a big shot like me can't

It has a famous name - Bed Caller, which can be said to be very mysterious.

"So fast?" This time, Princess Loli raised her head in person, stared at me unblinkingly with her pure and bright eyes, and blurted out.

Isn't it? There is a wise saying in the ancient two-spined ape world, which is that as long as I take it seriously, I will definitely do it!

Seeing my silence, Princess Loli reacted, and the puppet immediately followed and explained hurriedly.

"Mr. Monkey, the suspected perverted weirdo, don't get me wrong. It's not that Athena doesn't believe what you say, it's just that... although I solemnly ask for your help, the defense here is too tight, so I don't have much hope for you, or should I say

I don’t have any hope, you can understand it as seeking medical treatment in a hurry, and you are already prepared to be delayed and deceived again and again, so please don’t mind.”

I'm super concerned about it. After hearing your explanation, I'm super concerned about it, bastard!

If it weren't for the sake of the overall situation, in order to wake up Ben Zina early and leave this ghost place, I would have to be a vicious leader today!

"Anyway... in short, please come with me. Of course, if you don't believe me, there's nothing you can do about it. Let's just pretend that nothing happened and go our separate ways from now on."

"Ya...Athena, what should we do, what should we do?"

Even if she is deceived, she must leave here and go see the outside world. With this determination, Princess Loli is panicking now. She has no psychological preparation. The door of her dream suddenly opens to her.

For a moment, I felt more anxious and uneasy than happy.

"Don't... don't panic, Anna. At this time, we need to calm down more. In fact, we can think in a better direction."

It turns out this doll has a name!

"Good direction?"

"For example...for example, Mr. Pervert is just lying."

"..."

Wait, what do you think of this kind of thing? Do you want to go out? What about your determination a few days ago?!

"Athena, you can't back down when things get tough." As expected, even the doll... What a coincidence, you are also a max-level master of self-complaining skills?

"But...but, what should we do after we go out? What should we bring? I heard from the book that if you want to travel, you must be well prepared and bring a lot of things."

"Don't worry, we will prepare one by one in order from the most important to the least important. The first and most important thing that you must bring with you no matter what the night is..."

"Book!" Princess Loli's eyes lit up.

Book your sister!

"No, no, no, the doll shook its head and disappeared in a flash. It dragged from nowhere an old rattan box that looked like it contained clothes and daily necessities.

"These should be the most important things."

This is only right. You are a well-read literary girl after all. Can you please have a normal brain circuit?

The doll opened the lid of the box with a bang, and inside there were two rows of dolls that were exactly the same as it. He raised his head proudly and said, "It's windy and sandy outside, so it's better to have as many spare bodies as possible."

Bring me something useful from the trash, you bastard!

Unable to bear it any longer, I began to preach to the Loli princess in front of me who seriously lacked common sense in life.

"The first and most important thing is clothes."

"Clothes? Clothes!" The doll and the princess clapped their hands together and spoke in unison.

"But clothes are not needed."

"Athena's clothes have a self-cleaning function and can be transformed into any style." The doll explained to me gesticulatingly, and then made the final decision.

"In short, it is an artifact."

I nodded numbly, okay, you win, you can really do whatever you want with money.

"Daily necessities, such as towels, toothbrushes, soap, sunscreen, cosmetics, etc."

"No need, the self-cleaning function of the clothes can also make the body fresh and clean, and it comes with a protective cover, so it is not afraid of the sun. As for cosmetics, Athena has never used them."

I continued to nod numbly, no need, not now, not even in the future, a bottle of wd40 is enough.

"Next is food and water." I gestured with my fingers, and without waiting for the other party to answer, I filled in the words myself: "No need, I have food here, and as for water... I have it at any time."

Believe me, even in the desert, a mage doesn't need to worry about water, especially a mage like me. What's more, this is a dream world, huh.

"But Athena doesn't want to be suspected of perverts..."

"Wait, can you omit the name? It's so long, it sounds like a waste of time." At this point, I no longer care about her name, I just want to shorten the words so that my ears can be clearer.

"Well, what I want to say is that Athena doesn't want to eat perverted food and wants to prepare it herself."

"..."

What a concise and concise statement, and to the point.

"How long will it take to prepare?"

"Tomorrow, ask the tribesmen to make more and deliver them. I also found an excuse. The kind-hearted Princess Athena took in the homeless short-haired tribesman. Unexpectedly, he turned out to be a big eater. His dream was to eat Horadric.

clan.”

"Can you set a slightly bigger dream for me?"

Also, what she just said made me a little concerned. Does it feel like I picked up a stray dog ​​on the roadside?
To be continued...