Chapter 3821: 100,000 Draws(1/2)
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No, you showed up here unexpectedly and poured cold water on everyone's mood. Why are you still at a loss, acting?
It doesn't look like much. Could it be that there was a problem with the teleportation in Gensokyo and she was randomly brought here? Although this possibility is not impossible, it is too much of a coincidence, right?
Also, how could such a big ice giant be killed by her? I seriously doubt that your cat didn't look like it was in Gensokyo, but that it had just escaped from the Northern Yard of the Undead.
Before I could figure out the many doubts, the Red and White Princess was already surrounded by a group of idiots and naughty children with ferocious faces.
"Where's the big ice cube? Master Crystal, how big is that big ice cube?" Crystal's scrutinizing eyes swept from the head of the red and white princess to her feet, and then scanned back and forth several times, as if she wanted to take a look at her petite body.
Here, find the hidden ice giant hundreds of meters high.
Obviously, this was impossible, so Crystal's tear glands collapsed at that time, rolling on the ground and crying loudly.
"Master, master, the crystal was bullied by the bad guys, and the crystal was robbed by the monster."
Should I say that this silly and cute foodie is careless, I should praise her for her great desire to survive. At least she seems to understand that the Red and White Princess is not to be trifled with, so she complains to me in the hope that I can use my fist to punish her.
In contrast, the five-color team, which had the same IQ but a less strong desire to survive, began to have burning eyes and smoke from its nostrils, intending to teach the sudden disruptor a lesson.
As for Cirno, as a member of Gensokyo, she is not afraid of the Red and White Princess. She has been responsible for breaking up the house several times!
So this idiot ⑨ directly lifted up the red dress of the red and white princess, which was lying on the ground like a lotus due to the kneeling posture, put his head in, and muttered something.
"Is Cirno-sama's pet hidden here by the idiot Reimu?"
I almost spit out my saliva.
What's even more amazing is that Cirno searched around inside the skirt, groping around, and finally came out suddenly, pulled out a string of talismans, raised her head, and announced loudly.
"Cirno-sama's pet was not found, but something suspicious was found. Maybe it was sealed here by the abominable Reimu, Cirno-sama's pet!"
"It's a pity, those are my underwear." The red and white princess seemed to give up, and seemed to think of something sad again, her eyelids drooped, and she added listlessly.
"Underwear that cannot be sold (fuck)."
I don't even know how to complain about this scene.
"Cirno doesn't care. Anyway, idiot Reimu has to pay for Cirno's pet." Idiot ⑨ put his hands on his hips and spread out the three pairs of ice wings behind his back, with a menacing expression on his face.
"Otherwise, Sir Cirno will take his men and demolish your home!"
Well, he is also a habitual offender.
"That's right."
"Demolish the house and demolish the house!"
The other idiots were busy making noises, looking like they had no idea what it was like to demolish a house but it was fun.
"Wait, who is the idiot Ice Cube's man?" Crystal noticed the blind spot.
"That's right, Idiot Ice Cube is obviously the lowest ranked member of our Seven Colors Team."
"Who is the Seven Colors Team? Who wants to get mixed up with you five idiots? I am me, Sir Cirno!" Idiot ⑨ was not happy.
"Listen to me, all five of you, Lord Crystal is your boss." Crystal was not to be outdone.
While these guys were noisy, I finally had the opportunity to ask the Red and White Princess what was going on.
"Why did you suddenly appear here? Where have you been these past few days? Are you back to Gensokyo?"
"No." The red and white princess tilted her head, glanced at the tea cup in her hand, and was suddenly shocked - her expression had not changed even when Cirno lifted up her skirt and pulled off the talisman paper inside.
Only when he mentioned the unsold underwear did he become depressed.
"What's wrong?" I became nervous because of his exaggerated expression. Could it be that something more serious than the unsold moral integrity had happened? My hometown was demolished again?
"The tea is cold." As if her most beloved thing had been taken away, the red and white princess became dejected.
Fuck you!
But when it comes to tea, I noticed one detail, that is, the tea in the hands of the Red and White Princess was even colder than cold, and it was actually in a frozen state.
Considering the ice giant's whereabouts were unknown, I pushed up the bridge of my nose and showed a sharp gaze. It was time for the famous detective Wu Fan to appear.
"Could it be that you...are actually an ice giant?!"
"You are talking weird things again, what is an ice giant?" The red and white princess turned to look at me curiously.
The famous detective in three seconds fell!
Frustrated, I did not continue to talk about the feats of the six idiots, and then with a bang, the ice giant disappeared, replaced by the red and white princess, which made it difficult not to talk about her and the ice giant.
Think of it.
"I really don't know about ice giants, and I haven't returned to Gensokyo, but..."
After thinking about it for a moment, she said uncertainly: "The last memory I have is sitting by the lake, drinking tea quietly, and suddenly the idiot Cirno stirred up the lake water, and then..."
"Then what?" I seem to remember this! Who told me this!
"Then, I just wanted to sleep, so I took the opportunity to take a nap. It should be time to wake up at noon, and suddenly I found that I was surrounded by a group of inexplicable idiots. The most important thing is!" The red and white princess showed a sad and angry look.
"The tea is cold!"
No, no, no, this is no longer cold, and since you dozed off, don't blame the tea for being cold, and why did you want to sleep when Cirno poured lake water on you!
It seems that if you want to find out the truth of the matter, you have to ask that idiot ⑨.
"Why do I have to tell you, my mother's men are my enemies!" Idiot 9 decisively refused.
Transform!
"Mom, Mom, Cirno has remembered everything. At that time, the clever Cirno was hiding in the lake, and happened to see Reimu sitting by the lake in a daze, so he sneaked up and poured the lake water on the idiot Reimu.
And he took the opportunity to freeze her."
Look at what good things you have done, naughty kid. I can only say that you did a great job.
"Then what?"
"Then?" After all, it was a memory slightly better than that of a fish. He had probably evolved into a fish when he was playing in the lake. After thinking for a long time, Cirno recalled it.
"Ah, I remember that in the past, the idiot Reimu would escape immediately and try to teach the clever Cirno a lesson, but Cirno is so smart, how could he be caught by the idiot Reimu, even though he was always caught in the end?
Caught..."
"Tell the important point."
"Yes, Mom, I looked at the idiot Reimu for a long time. I suddenly remembered that I got a talisman from her last time, so I stuck it on it."
"This one?" I unfolded the things I tore off the ice giant and took a look.
"That's right, that's it."
The red and white princess poked her head over and let out an exclamation of surprise.
"I seem to understand what's going on. This talisman can make dead objects move and make puppets and other tricks."
No, you...
I don't know where to complain. I'm always at a loss for words lately. Is it because I'm getting older, or is this group of people playing new tricks?
"What a coincidence. This is a one in 100,000 chance that I got hit by you."
"The probability is one in 100,000."
"One out of a hundred thousand is successful, that's what it means."
My mind just turned around. A mere piece of talisman paper for making puppets can actually create such a powerful ice giant. Then can I ask the Red and White Princess for more puppet talisman papers and use them densely?
The ice giant, stone giant, and fire giant drowned the Seven Giants in a sea of golems.
As a result, the Red and White Princess seemed to have guessed what I was thinking, and said this directly, completely blocking the thought that had just emerged.
"In addition, the material also affects the strength. If the puppet is an ordinary stone, its strength is probably equivalent to that of a new adventurer." She added.
The material is not a problem. The ice energy of the Holy Moon Wolf is not much worse than Cirno's. It's a pity... the probability is one in a hundred thousand.
"Okay, your use value is gone, just get out of here." I canceled the transformation.
"Mom's man is really a bad guy. He actually cheated on Cirno's feelings. Just wait and see, Cirno won't let you go!"
Cirno's expression changed faster than mine, and she left angrily and harsh words. For fear of being settled by the Red and White Princess Qiuhou, she flapped her three pairs of ice wings and slipped away.
When the rest of the fools saw that the show was over, they also left the show uninterested.
Only the red and white princess and I were left. She was holding the tea cup and looking at the frozen tea inside, in a daze, as if she still refused to accept this reality.
You've given me enough. Just make another pot of tea!
Now was a good time to ask, but I slipped up at the critical moment. I didn't know how to ask, so I hesitated a few times, thinking about the one in 100,000 chance, maybe, so I blurted out.
"Big girl, how do you sell your underwear?"
After a ten-second silence, the red and white princess raised her head energetically and continued.
"Want to buy it?"
"You want to sell?"
To be continued...