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Chapter 3937 Jeruka: This woman is so terrifying!(1/2)

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You have asked for money three times in a row from me, the stingy third child of Rogge. Is it really yours, Princess Red and White? Is it a law of the universe that you have to be beaten when you are the third child?

The red and white princess shook the money box intoxicated, listening to the crisp sound filled with money. It was the evil music played by money and the unwilling tears shed by the oppressed.

"It's enough to build two shrines." She nodded and said happily.

"Then why don't you just build two buildings? You can keep one as a spare after it is demolished."

"What if two buildings are demolished directly?" She put forward a novel point of view.

"Then you have to ask yourself, what outrageous things have you done? It's not enough to demolish one building."

After looking at each other in silence for a moment, the red and white princess looked away: "My reputation in the village is very good, everyone praises me."

"You're probably the only one in the village you're talking about, right."

"Wuke is really unpleasant."

"It's far worse than you. At least I haven't reached the point where my house is about to be demolished."

"Fanfan~~~"

Come on, forget about breaking up the house, let’s get down to business quickly, otherwise Tia will separate from me.

"In fact, there is a shortcut to mastering the source of magic." The Red and White Princess also quickly entered the state. As long as she is given enough money, she is still willing to do it.

"What shortcut?"

"It's very simple, fit together."

This is really... an obviously bad approach.

I looked at Tia, and then at Cirno, who looked confused and didn't understand anything, and couldn't help but reach out and pinch Tia's little face.

"Okay, now you are really going to become a magical girl."

"I am a magical girl." The little girl rolled her eyes at me coquettishly.

"Then how do we combine together? Don't tell me that both parties have to be connected." I looked at Cirno who still didn't know what happened or what was about to happen. She just tilted her head and looked at us.

, hold your forehead when you have a headache.

It is impossible to connect hearts and minds. It would be too nonsense to let Dia and an idiot have a connection.

"Yes, it stands to reason that at least they need to be connected in their minds to be able to unite, otherwise there will be too many hidden dangers." The Red and White Princess also discovered this problem.

"But it doesn't matter, the problem can always be solved. Can't the ghost next to Wu also merge with Wu?"

"That's true, even I can...wait, what do you mean?!"

This guy dares to call the little ghost a fool. This is absolutely unforgivable. I want to transform into Long Aotian!

"In short, since I have waded through this muddy water, I will help people to the end and help them solve this problem."

"You are truly a dedicated pioneer."

Looking at it this way, it doesn’t seem unforgivable, forget it, forget it.

"There is an old saying that goes well, if you are short of time, you have to make up for it with spells."

"Wait a minute, why haven't I heard of such an old saying?"

"Why is this person always so serious in strange places? This is an old saying in Gensokyo. The people there are so nice to talk to and work so hard."

"Are you sure that this sentence comes from a time when you were forcing others to rush to build the shrine?"

"Why is this person always so serious in strange places?"

Ah, I turned on the repeater. I really feel guilty, right?

"Anyway, it's the turn of the talisman paper." After saying that, the red and white princess reached into her left arms, pulled it slightly hard, and took out a piece of talisman paper with a slight frown.

"Wait a minute, is this talisman of yours a serious talisman?" I stared at the talisman that seemed to be emitting suspicious body heat and asked cautiously.

"Could it be second-hand goods?"

"It's cheaper. It's better to sell it to Wu at 50% off."

"It's really second-hand, right?"

"It's in very new condition. Let's take a closer look."

"I don't want it no matter how new it is! And look, isn't it already wrinkled in the middle?"

If you take a closer look, you can see that there is an obvious convex wrinkle near the center of the talisman paper. You still want to sell it at a 50% discount? Damn you! Get away from me, you damn profiteer!

"This is just a normal trace of daily use. It is still 95-year-old no matter how new it is. It will not affect subsequent use at all. And isn't there an old saying that wearing old clothes is more comfortable."

"No, that's what I said, but the size of the clothes is not suitable, so it won't be comfortable no matter how you wear it."

"Isn't it appropriate?" The red and white princess looked at Dia.

"Your [clothes] are much smaller." I said firmly, asking why I was so sure, because my hand is the legendary hand of the sun!

"There's really no way." She sighed again, thought for a moment, and put her other hand into her right breast.

"You said it's not appropriate anymore, and you're still here?!" I was shocked. I can't understand people, right?

"Actually, this is a secret related to my life experience. I hope I won't tell it."

The tone of the red and white princess suddenly became serious, and she pulled and pulled with her left hand. It seemed a little tight, and she couldn't tear it off as easily as the left one... ahem, take it out easily.

"What, a secret of life?!" My expression also turned into a Beidou Shen Fist, this is no joke.

You, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually have such a big secret?

"It's like this..." After whetting our appetites for a while, the red and white princess whispered to me with a quiet look and tone.

"Actually, it's like this. The left and right sides are different in size. This is proof that I recognize my father who has been missing for many years. I must not tell anyone."

"I see."

I nodded my head like a chicken pecking at rice. It’s an old routine. It’s always shown on TV. There’s a birthmark on my butt or chest. Near the end, it was inadvertently exposed and was seen.

I realized that this was my father's son who was born twenty years after his grandfather's death, and his father's son who had been missing for twenty years since the day he was born.

However, it suddenly occurred to me that the consultation and integrated thoughts body condensed by the will of Gensokyo, who is not thinking about how to protect Gensokyo, but who is thinking about how to exploit the people inside every day, has a mystery about his life experience!

"So...so..." There were some tears in one of her tightly closed eyes. She reluctantly pulled hard and finally took out another piece of talisman paper. The red and white princess wiped her tears and looked like she had made a great sacrifice.

expression.

"Aren't they still the same size?" I compared them a few times in the air, but found no difference in the wrinkles of the talisman paper.

"This is impossible!" The red and white princess was shocked and raised it above her head for careful comparison.

"It's actually the same. I know, my state must be wrong just now. No, it should be said that I haven't entered the state yet."

I would like to ask you, is this state a serious state?

"It will take a long time to get two new ones. It seems that we are at the end of the road."

"No, no, no, why don't you draw two new ones for me? I have to cover them up and turn them into second-hand goods before I can sell them?!"

Ignoring my complaints, the red and white princess frowned. After thinking for a long time, she finally made up her mind. She put her little hand through the skirt and slowly reached down, explaining at the same time.

"Actually, there is another one. It is guaranteed to be pressed at the bottom of the box and is guaranteed to be 100% new. However, because the humidity has been heavy recently, it may be a little moist, but it will not affect its use."

"If the humidity is severe, I personally suggest you go to Veras for cupping. She is also a herbalist after all."

"I went, but Vilas didn't give it."

"Why?"

"I want to try pulling out the front."

"..."

"You two, please stop this!"

Sizzle!!!

Wait, Tia, this is not fair, you clearly said [you two], why was it only me who was shocked?!

Hey, why do you say again?

Anyway, in the end, the red and white princess obediently took out a few brand-new talisman papers.

"How many pictures should I post?" I finally felt relieved that I didn't have to worry about Tia using second-hand goods that didn't fit the size, but I had new questions.

"One post is enough, but if you post a few more, the effect will be better."

"Together is to combine, what better way to do it?"

"faster."

"Then I must get a few more."

"Three is enough, no more will increase the effect."

"Then let's take three. How to use them?"
To be continued...
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