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"You don't need to say it anymore. Your goal is the Spider Forest. I'm right." I stood tall and crossed my arms. I looked at the intricate maze-like crossroads in the sewer with my sharp eyes and majestic posture that could see through everything.

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"That's right." Miss Spider's voice was a little dull, as if... she felt like she had done something inevitably stupid?

"Then you have to explain why you came to such a smelly place since you knew you were going to the Spider Forest!" The little female dragon pinched her nose with one hand and grabbed my collar with the other, shaking me violently.

"You don't understand." His melancholy eyes slowly caressed the mottled, black and green wall: "Here, my lost youth remains."

"speak English!"

"To put it simply, it is a small mistake caused by the inability of the mind to resonate with the frequency of the body and mind."

"Is this the latest sophistry from the world of road idiots?"

"Shut up, what do you know about road idiots? A certain sage once said that there are no road idiots in this world. If there are too many people looking at the scenery, they will become road idiots!"

Miss Spider coughed twice: "You two, can you go out from here and stop making noise?"

"Come on, hurry up!" the little female dragon urged impatiently.

"Look, there will be no problem this time. Let me take you off!" Holding the evil dragon Lena in one hand, the index and middle fingers of the other hand are pressed together, and they are pressed on the forehead and center, teleporting!

In the gloomy and bloody palace, we turned a corner with the projection of model workers and met love.

As witty as I am, I immediately changed my expression to a serious expression: "Look, Ms. Elian, I brought you here just to let you see that the big guy in front of you is our biggest enemy!"

"Thank you for the invitation. I think I should know Mephisto better than you. I know all the exposed information about it."

"Then tell me, how many strokes does its name have?" I feel like I am such a clever person today. Such difficult problems are...

"Forty-four paintings." Miss Spider replied instantly.

"..."

I lost next time.

"Ms. Elian, congratulations. You have successfully passed my test. Now, let me lead you to where you should go." Without waiting for the little female dragon to complain, I held hands again, pressed my forehead and heart, and instantly

Move, teleport continuously, it will definitely work this time!

Well, this is...a luxury villa underwater in the Huangpu River?

In my sight, a group of frightened fish bubbled and flew by quickly. I had new questions and was looking for new explanations.

My head surfaced silently, and I saw a familiar face again.

"Meow, it's my cousin. I thought some kind of water monster came out. What are you doing in the water, meow?"

"I should be the one to ask you. Didn't you go back to the bar? Where is Bisiona?"

"Meow, they are going back first. They happened to meet the teacher on the way and wanted to ask the teacher for some advice, meow." Feini pointed to the person standing opposite her, holding a weird staff, wearing strange clothes, a bald head with tattoos, half black but not black.

, a guy who looks like Monk Asan.

It is none other than Omus, the founder of the dark world of comedians.

"Cousin, come and study together and strive to become a top comedian, meow." Feini sent an invitation to form a team.

"No, no, no, no."

Fortunately, Omus is the person in charge here, so I have to give him some face, otherwise I would have to show everyone the unique skill of my cousin swallowing the flaming mace alive on the spot.

"Teacher Osma, my cousin and I both want to become stronger, nya!"

"Listen up Feeney, it's not that simple to become a top comedian. Your road ahead is full of thorns!"

"..."

The master and apprentice ignored my opinions and started without permission.

"Feini, you have made up your mind to succeed or succeed, meow." Feini clenched her fists, her eyes burning with fighting spirit, which made me want to play the suona to cheer her up.

Think about it, if I fail, I don't even need to change the instrument, I can continue to play for her, right?

"Very good, this is the momentum. Today I will teach you a new trick to catch people off guard. To put it simply, it is to throw out the laugh points before the audience's brain reacts, in order to achieve the best program effect. Then this trick is the most suitable

What’s the funny point? One word, contrast.”

Feini nodded and took notes frantically. I was also shocked. This teaching was unexpectedly serious.

"There is a perfect example right in front of us." Without warning, Osma's staff pointed at us who were still in the water.

"Suddenly emerging from the water is completely in line with the element of surprise. We can achieve good results by simply adding some language and expression modifications. For example, it was originally a sacred ceremony to summon a dragon. Oops,

Turns out, two bald potato heads emerged from the water on the other side of the magic circle!"

I:"……"

Leona: "..."

"Meow hahahahaha!!! The ritual of summoning the giant dragon actually summoned the bald potato, meow hahaha!!!" Feini burst into laughter and couldn't help laughing.

Is it funny? I think it’s just okay.

The most important thing is, I want to know now, Omus, how much credit do you have for why Feini is as brave as she is today?

"Let me give you another example, this thing in my hand, guess what it is?" Omus played with his strange staff that was as tall as a person again.

"It's your staff, teacher, meow." Feini is a simple and honest person.

"Yes, it looks like my staff at first glance, but in fact, it turns out to be..." With his eyes wide open in anger, Omas raised the staff high, and then gently lowered it. The sharp diamond on the head of the staff

Gently scrape the smooth head a few times.

"It turned out to be a comb!"

"Meow hahaha comb...meow haha...it's actually a comb hahaha...but Mr. Omas...ha...you don't have hair, meow." Feini laughed so hard that she was out of breath.

"This is a good question, so it is not an ordinary comb, but a comb with magical abilities."

"What magical ability, meow?"

"It can help you shave your hair while you are combing it." Omus continued to use the staff on his head a few times in a coquettish manner, with the tone of a TV commercial host.

"As long as you use this comb, you will be safe once and for all. With it, you no longer need any other comb. From birth to death, it can even help you save a lifetime of shampoo!"

"Oh my god, it's so amazing."

"However, God would never allow such a perfect instrument to appear, so it was cursed." Omus's eyes suddenly turned gloomy.

"What kind of curse is this? I was just trying to sell it to my cousin, meow!"

Feini exclaimed, making me grit my teeth secretly, you damn bitch, you wish I would become bald, right? Go back and crawl for me!

"This curse is..." Osma fell silent, and the silence gave everyone the answer.

On his bald head, where the "comb" had just scratched, bursts of blood sprayed out.

"It's just too difficult to use. Of course, if you can master it like me, you can reduce the power of the curse to negligible, just like now." Omus calmly took out his handkerchief and wiped the blood on his face.

Hua, said.

I'm afraid you'll have to scrape out the tofu hair after using it for the first time. Is your comb shaving or super-shaving?

"Adventurer over there, do you really not want one?" Omus squatted down suddenly and handed the cane to me. Feini looked excited and excited next to her, waving her fists non-stop, wishing she could take it instead.

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"Cousin, cousin, with this, you can become a real comedian, meow!"

I looked at Omas, who looked expectant, at Fini, who looked excited, and then looked at the evil dragon Lena, whose eyes were gradually losing their luster.

Without saying a word, the two potato heads sank back from the water.

Let’s settle this account when we get back.

Teleport, walk...poof!

In the water, the little female dragon gave me a hard uppercut, hitting me right in the lower abdomen and making me arch up.

However, the teleportation has already been initiated.

It's over now, I'm going to be transported to a strange place!

There was a blur in front of my eyes. Three pairs of green compound eyes and I stared at each other.

This calf-sized green spider took a few steps back and offered half of the animal carcass under its legs, as if it was inviting me to have dinner with it?

It's inconvenient here, otherwise... or should I invite you to go to hell to eat?

At this moment, Miss Spider emerged from the shadows with an expression that showed the aftermath of the disaster: "Very good, we finally arrived at our destination."

As it appeared, the colorful spiders in front of it, as well as the large and small spiders around it, and maybe even the spiders in the entire area, all lay on the ground. What is king, what is pomp, this is it.

"destination?"

The little female dragon and I glanced around blankly. The dense forest should still be in Kurast. At the entrance of a cave not far ahead, it looked like a giant spider emerged from the ground with half its head and opened its mouth.

The terrifying appearance of the weapon devouring everything.
To be continued...