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"Bar Rogge..." The elder brother, who was relieved in words but still had trouble letting go in his expression, lowered his head and pondered, savoring it carefully.

"It's an Internet cafe, Internet cafe!"

I quickly reminded my eldest brother to avoid saying unlucky words, because if they are associated with cursed things, they can easily be cursed.

"Oh, yes, yes, it's an Internet cafe. Speaking of which, why did you choose such a subtle name?"

"Look at what you said, brother, aren't we five brothers of the same mind? Now that you are asking this kind of question, is it because you want to ask and answer it yourself?"

"Yes...really? It seems to make sense, but no matter what, I still think this name is a bit subtle, don't you think?"

The sensitivity of the sixth sense of a wild gorilla is naturally not as sharp as the performance tools in the zoo. Even if its IQ is crushed, it still tries to sound some kind of spiritual alarm.

"Brother Gott thinks so too?" The two barbarian brothers carelessly picked their nostrils, showing that they really did.

"I thought we were the only two brothers who had this delusion."

"Brother Wu, the situation is not good. Everyone feels the same way. I thought it was just my illusion. What should I do? The name was your idea. Is there really a problem?"

People who work on engineering projects are somewhat mysterious. They place pig heads, pay homage to Guan Gong, have good times and auspicious days, have good geomantic omen, and sit north and face south. None of the elements can be less, so Lal looks a little nervous.

Seeing everyone's nervous reactions, I can only say that it is very real, and this illusion can be played.

However, the plan does not stop there.

"Brothers, please rest assured. I, Mr. Wu, never fight an unprepared battle. I have my own tips and tricks to ensure that everyone has peace of mind."

"Fifth brother, don't try to sell yourself, come here quickly."

After all my pretentiousness, everyone became more formal. Maybe I could change the name to Three Kingdoms Water Margin Internet Cafe.

I picked up the backpack I had prepared earlier and said, "Here's the trick."

The eldest brother, Gott, has the lowest head and is the best at arguing. When he saw that the props I brought out were not original enough, he immediately protested.

"Wait a minute, didn't you say the kit? Why did it become a schoolbag?"

"Brother, times have changed." I said. I also want to be fully prepared and do all the tricks, but I really can't put the tips in my bag. The reality is that it doesn't allow it. How about you turn me into a fourth-dimensional pocket?

"What's in your bag?"

"A few pieces of paper." I said as I took out a stack of high-quality rice paper.

"A few pieces of paper are reliable? It's better to buy a Bagua mirror and hang it at the door." Lal expressed doubts.

"Look carefully."

I unfolded the rice paper, and on the square paper, the crooked word "新" appeared in front of everyone. Before they could misinterpret it, I started to explain.

"As soon as we feel that something will go wrong, we will paste a new word in front of the name of the Internet cafe, one at a time, one at a time, to ensure the safety of the Internet cafe."

Normal people would think that this explanation was NT, but it was accepted by the other four people. After thinking about it and analyzing it, they looked shocked.

"Wonderful!"

"For some reason, the alarm in my head went off."

"Me too."

"Me too."

"Then what are you waiting for? It's a success, let's start a black business, brothers."

So everyone cheered and celebrated. The barbarian brothers got two half-person-high flower baskets from nowhere and placed them on both sides of the store in a stylish way. Gaut got a bunch of firecrackers from somewhere, lit them and went to greet them.

It was thrown on the guest carpet, crackling, bustling and prosperous.

It really caught fire!

Everyone was in a hurry. You stepped forward and I stepped forward, but failed to put it out. Seeing that the fire was getting stronger, luckily there was a car wash nearby and they pulled out a water spray gun and quickly put out the fire.

After the fire was extinguished, the police car arrived. Tamoya opened the car door and walked out with a solemn expression. When he saw a few of us, the expression on his face looked like he had been constipated for a whole week.

It's very complicated.

"Director..."

"You got the wrong person. I'm just a passing gorilla." Wearing the orangutan mask that I don't know where it came from, Gott completed the precious first example of degeneration in human history.

"Mr. Wu..." Her complicated eyes fell on me again.

"That's right, I'm the one below." The debts are too heavy to bear, and a dead pig is not afraid of being burned. My chest puffed up and I felt quite proud.

"Ahhhhh...why does it become like this?"

Emperor Wu, who has always been full of energy, full of energy, and upright, at this moment, when he saw me and Gao Te standing together, he couldn't help but show a desperate expression as if he was seeing the Four Pests Alliance.

This combination may be more than enough to destroy the world.

Fortunately, as expected of Emperor Wu, president of the student council, leader of the Bear Clan, and director of the police station, he quickly adjusted his mentality, kept a pretty face, and stayed away from strangers to avoid feelings.

"Since this fire only caused minor adverse effects, I will not hold you responsible for the time being, but..." Tamoya coldly tore off a ticket.

"Set off fireworks and firecrackers without permission without permission. According to the Public Security Management Regulations, you will be fined 500 yuan. Who set off the firecrackers just now? Collect the list."

The instigator, Gott... no, it should be a degenerated gorilla beast. Under the gnashing expression of "It's you" on Tamoya's face, he honestly reached out and took the ticket.

"In addition, the Internet cafe will be closed for rectification from now on. Please cooperate with the fire department to conduct safety inspections. A formal notice will be issued later. If you have any objections, you can raise them now."

"No, no, no." The five people said in unison.

Tamoya was afraid that she would explode if she stayed for a second longer, so she suppressed her facial expression, shook her long, silver-gray hair vigorously, turned around and strode away.

The five men stood in front of the Internet cafe with burnt and water-stained floors, speechless for a long time.

I don’t know who it was, but I ran to get the herringbone ladder without saying a word. I don’t know who it was, but I pulled out a piece of new Chinese characters that still had the fragrance of ink, and climbed up the herringbone ladder, as if performing some kind of sacred ritual, with a solemn expression.

Meticulously and neatly, I put it up in front of the signboard.

All evils will be dispersed and all evil will be eradicated!

Looking at Xinluoge Internet Cafe, everyone felt as if they had received some kind of salvation, and they all smiled reassuringly.

But when I saw that there was a new letter missing from my backpack, my face became a little heavy. It was like playing Contra. As soon as I landed, before I could cross the bridge, I was killed with a precise shot by the sinister and dirty red soldier at my feet.

, the precious bright red medal in the upper left corner is missing, that kind of indifferent worry.

This one is a bit hanging, but can I still cross the bridge smoothly and play until the shotgun appears?

"But now that the Internet cafe has been closed for rectification, what should we do next? We originally planned to spend the afternoon in the Internet cafe, have dinner and then go to the bar."

Lal frowned slightly, the original plan was disrupted, leaving the old men a little at a loss.

"It doesn't matter, just spend time there as originally planned. The closure is just not allowed to operate normally. We are Internet cafe owners, we play our own games, it doesn't count as a business."

Gott, who had taken off his mask at some point and completed the process of reverse degeneration, folded his hands on his chest, and his rather majestic Chinese character face was filled with fearlessness.

"I can't tell, Brother Gott, you still understand this." We were shocked. This really didn't seem like the intelligence that an orangutan should have.

"I'm not boasting. Because of my wife, I'm quite experienced in how to take advantage of legal loopholes." Gott wiped his nose and laughed a few times, feeling a little embarrassed by the praise.

Although we feel that we are not praising him.

In any case, the afternoon is settled, and the dinner for the evening has been decided. It is still the familiar Taoyuan Jieyi food stall. When you are full and full...hehehe.

Even the police.

It can't be stopped either.

Men's happiness.

As night fell, on the rooftop of a tall building, a man wearing a windbreaker was making a sound in the night wind. Lal had a pair of binoculars on his nose, and from time to time he let out a lewd smile that was inconsistent with his cold image at the moment.

"Brothers, it is just as we expected, there is an ambush on the other side." He put down the telescope, turned around, and showed an unpredictable smile.

"No, why did you all eat it?"

"Boss, it's going to be cold if you don't eat it." Doug and Geoff slurped the snail noodles in big mouthfuls, making noises.

Seeing this, Lal didn't care about posing and rushed forward with a strange scream.

"Save one for me too, you bastards."

Everyone, you have a bowl of snail noodles and I have a bowl of snail noodles. I am extremely happy.

As for the Taoyuan food stalls, they are just a pretense.

In fact, we suspect that there is a mole here, and there is more than one. The best evidence is that he is caught by his family on time every time he finishes eating.

So, we specially reserved a private room, ordered dishes, and then ate our noodles while enjoying the cool breeze on the rooftop.

Lal put on his binoculars and stared at the food stalls below. Finally, our guess was verified. Aunt Lisa appeared at the gate.

"Humph, Mr. Lu Xun once said that a real man cannot fall in the same place." Lal pointed out the mountains and rivers while eating, sighing at his own wit.

"Hey, isn't this what Yang Wen-li said?"

"No, I remember it was the Pirate King."

"That's nonsense, Sailor Moon said it!"
To be continued...