"..."

No, I didn't say you liked me either. Your reaction was so big that I felt embarrassed to complain.

Scratching my head, does this rhythm want my wife and I to have a sweet and sour strawberry-flavored love again?

All I can say is that I can play Breaking the Illusion.

At this time, the door opened and Vilas came back, saving the dying atmosphere in the living room.

The little fox hurriedly ran over, crawling and rolling. As he passed by, he grinned his little tiger teeth fiercely and stepped on my foot. Are you a child?

"Vilas, Vilas, look at your man." She hid behind Vilas, stuck out half of her head, and glared at me with round almond eyes, the evil one was the first to complain.

"He took advantage of your absence to bully me and tease me!"

"Eh...Eh?" The little dog who had just returned home was confused and at a loss.

"What are you talking about? Hurry up and teach him a lesson. No matter how indulgent he is, there will be more second aunts and third aunts in the family!"

I crossed my arms and felt that the old god was here. I couldn’t understand what kind of temper Vilas was. How could he be fanned and set on fire by a mere little fox?

"Yes...really?" Verasi tilted her head, seeming to be thinking, what kind of food would the second aunt and the third aunt like to eat? Can she cook it herself?

"What are you still thinking about? Pick up your pan quickly and teach him a lesson." The little fox is so anxious. As a wife, are you not anxious at all? If you are not anxious, it is my turn to be anxious!

The speaker is unintentional, but the listener is intentional. I was confused at that time. I lost stars in the battle and took off my purple dragon. How could this little fox be so vicious? He actually played a forbidden combination of cards. I am afraid he didn’t want this illusion to be broken sooner.

Destroyed?!

"Hey...but...but..."

"Stop being stubborn, let's go. We must make him cool off today!" The little fox pushed Vilas to come to me and pointed at me to go up, middle and down, cheering me on.

"Come on, Vilas, it's all up to you to restore the righteousness of the family!"

"Aha...Ahahaha~~~What should I do, sir?" Vilas looked back at the energetic little fox, and looked at me pleadingly.

"She seems to be in a very high mood. If she doesn't show some interest, she might not be able to calm down."

"What should I do?"

"First of all, put down the shopping bag in your hand. Isn't it uncomfortable to carry it?"

"Ah...yes, but it's not heavy." Vilas suddenly came over, smiled and put down the 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 shopping bags he was carrying. Because Aaliya didn't come, there was still plenty of fruit to stock up on today.

The purchase volume is not large.

"Well...then what?"

"Like this, Xiu Xiu Xiu, how many punches can you throw at me?"

"But...but, where should I fight?"

"It doesn't matter. As long as you don't get into the frying pan, you can fight in any way." I flashed my biceps and felt that I was good at it. My nine-point combat effectiveness brought me eight-pack abs and super self-confidence.

"That's what I said, but let me punch you a few times for no reason..." Vilas was entangled.

"Just close your eyes and punch, and you'll be able to deal with it."

"Hey, hey, hey, can you please stop ignoring me? And Vilas, I want you to teach him a lesson, not to discuss how to deal with me!" The little fox listened more and more uncomfortable, and quickly interrupted.

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I asked you to teach him a lesson, not for you two to flirt with each other!

"But, for no reason..."

"What do you mean, he teased me for no reason. As a wife, don't you think you should be angry?"

"Eh...should I?"

"Shouldn't it be right?"

"It seems... it should be right?" Vilas tilted her head, using an uncertain tone.

"Cheer up, Willas, think about it and imagine it in your mind!" The little fox was furious and gesticulating with his hands and feet.

"Imagine that your husband, the man in front of you, is the biggest pervert in the family..."

"Excuse me, because I am the only man in the family, so even if you slander me like this, I can't find a reason to refute it for a while."

"You see, he can't refute." The little fox said proudly.

"Ah...well, then...what then?" Vilas felt a little confused.

"Then, imagine this pervert in front of you, bullying me in front of you."

"Emm..." the wife pondered.

"Think about it, think about it carefully..." It felt like Vilas couldn't get enough energy, so the little fox had to add fuel to the fire.

"In front of you, in front of your eyes, he pressed me, a pitiful and beautiful girl, under him. He laughed loudly, tore my clothes, and made me obediently offer him my tail.

Knead and play with it.”

"I think your last sentence doesn't need to be said, it really affects the atmosphere." I couldn't help but interrupt, and with that last sentence, I forcibly upgraded the 18x scene to a child-oriented one.

"Oh, let's delete the last sentence." The director and heroine Little Fox touched his chin and thought, so he decided to delete it.

"But...then what?" Vilas looked troubled, feeling a little unable to get into the role.

"Just tearing clothes, tearing clothes!"

"So...then what?"

"You...you still want to hear the follow-up development?" The little fox was shocked and blushed.

"So why are you tearing your clothes off?"

"That must be because...of course it's because..." The little fox's face became increasingly red, and finally he put his hands on his waist and looked at me fiercely: "I'll leave this kind of thing to you, a perverted pervert and an idiot. Take care of it."

Willas explain!"

"Of course that's because..." I moistened my throat and pointed at the little fox.

"She seduced me!"

"Eh...Ehhhhh?!" The unexpected development of the family soap opera made Willas look at the little fox in shock.

"What did you say?!" The little fox was almost furious.

"She hid the breakfast you made by Veras, two big meat buns, in her clothes. I happened to be hungry. This is what happened."

"That's it." Vilas pressed her chest and let out a long sigh of relief.

"So what a piece of shit! How can you accept this result so easily? When did I hide the meat bun? Wait, you guy, do you want to say that my f is fake? You clearly looked at my measurements,

You obviously know that, right? How dare you open your eyes and tell lies!"

The little fox was so angry that he was already talking incoherently. He didn't care that Willas was standing aside and pounced on me fiercely.

"No, I didn't say that's where you hid the meat buns." I defended myself while running away. It was obviously your own misunderstanding.

Besides, I probably understand your whole body better than you do, how could you be so malicious in your slander.

"Kill you! I will kill you no matter what today!"

"Vilas, save me!"

"Ah haha..." Seeing the two of them starting to fight again, Vilas smiled bitterly, thought for a while, tilted her head slightly, and suddenly discovered a blind spot.

"Why...does your Excellency know Lucia's measurements?"

These words were like a holding spell, fixing Lucia and me on the spot.

Ah this... this...

The two of them turned around stiffly and looked at the kind-hearted and gentle Vilas. For some reason, they seemed to see Shura behind her holding a pan and exuding a dark aura.

I swallowed hard, and coincidentally, the little fox also made the same sound.

[Hey...could she...be really angry?] Little fox eyes.

[Isn’t this the result you expected?] My eyes.

[I just hope she will teach you a lesson, don’t involve me too, I am innocent!] Little fox eyes.

【Jiejiejie, come to hell with me.】My eyes.

[If you want to die, you die!] The eyes of the little fox.

Then he pointed his hand straight at me and reported it to Vilas. The friend was begging for glory and crying.

"I'll explain, Vilas, I can explain. This guy is super perverted. In order to satisfy his desire to peek, he asked Ariya for a pair of glasses that can see through a woman's measurements! I am the victim, and I am no longer pure.

Everything has been seen by this pervert!"

"Eh...huh?" Elijah, who was shot as soon as he entered the door, tilted his head, and three big question marks appeared on his head.

I spent ten figures of money to develop the extraordinary glasses, are they used to see a woman’s measurements?

Am I the source of perversion?

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Chapter completed!