Chapter 496 Ghost Cannonball

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Sure enough, it didn't take long before the little ghost's unscrupulous voice came from a distance.

"Xiaofan~~~~~~~~"

This little guy is still so annoying, I wiped my nose and thought a little proudly, then opened my arms and faced the billowing smoke in the distance, like thousands of horses galloping, and like a rocket launching a large amount of flying dust.

The little ghost that came over...

"Fire...rocket...eh——?!!"

Just as my brain reacted, the next moment, a white shadow crashed into my arms with a whistling sound in the air.

"Xiaofan!! Wuwu~~~~~~"

"puff----"

The next moment, my body felt like being hit by a Boeing 777 flying at full speed. I rolled my eyes and foamed at the mouth, and flew straight down from the teleportation platform. My body wiped out a mud ditch more than ten meters long on the grass.

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In a daze, I seemed to see... countless cute little angels, playing golden trumpets, holding my hands and flying up, floating and floating, until they floated into the ethereal light...

Name: Wu Fan

Sex: Male

Age:29

Marriage status: Married, three wives, one prospective wife, one fiancée, one maid, and one sister.

Wishes: I hope to live a life of eating and waiting to die, and marry a virtuous wife who can tolerate my personality of eating and waiting to die.

Ambition 1: Conquer the universe with singing, collect the forbidden artifact microphone from the Kurast Arena, and wait for the opportunity.

Ambition 2: I hope the little ghost will stop complaining about himself.

Ambition 3 (hidden): I hope to be able to surpass Princess Sanwu in terms of IQ, even if it means cheating, even just once.

Titles he has received so far: Rogge the third stingy, Lu Gaoyin the three heroes, the alliance elder, the messenger of love and blood, peace and justice, the only designated successor of the Tragedy Emperor, the only owner of the daddy halo, and a man of bad character.

The only owner of the halo, the God of Song (self-proclaimed), the Wolf God Warrior, the Sky Fox Warrior, and...a good guy.

Cause of death: During his period of weakness, he was directly hit by a ghost shell with a speed of fifty meters per second, and died of his injuries at the age of twenty-nine.

te...that’s weird!!

"Woo~~Xiaofan, Xiaofan, Xiaofan, Xiaofan~~~~"

In the confusion, the little ghost's choking sound of snot and tears came into my ears. When I opened my eyes, I saw a crying little tabby cat, throwing itself in my arms... without hesitation, the snot and tears were shed.

Apply it on my chest!!

This little guy's way of expressing his feelings... was still so vigorous. I felt like my whole body was being knocked apart. I immediately gritted my teeth and thought about how to punish this little ghost.

"You idiot, why do you do stupid things? Make your body so weak."

Before I had time to show off my power, the little ghost started yelling, grabbing my bra and shaking it violently up and down, and its head swung wildly as if it had no cervical vertebrae, and I was all shaken up.

"Yes...I'm sorry."

I scratched my head in confusion and said, I had a subtle feeling in my heart, as if something was being deceived by this little ghost.

"Okay, okay, look at you crying like a tabby cat, but you still have the nerve to say that you are a saint."

I gently wiped the tears on the little ghost's face, held her in my arms lovingly, kissed her hard, and then stood up with my arms around her.

"Hmph~~ I am not a tabby cat, I am a saint, a dignified saint." The little ghost kept swaying in my arms, showing a comfortable and peaceful sleep, but said vaguely without giving up.

"Don't sleep, idiot. Since you are a saint, it's time for you to learn to be independent." I couldn't help but look at the little ghost who closed his eyes and started breathing evenly.

"I... don't want it... the saint... must never leave... the knight..."

The little ghost's voice gradually became fainter, and his soft and delicate body, which seemed to have lost some weight, was hanging on me like a koala, with its limbs tightly clasped, and its pretty face was rubbed in my arms a few times, revealing the kitten curled up next to the stove.

The same comfortable and lazy sleep as ever.

It's the other way around. It's the opposite of the relationship. The knight should never leave the saint.

I was stunned for a moment, and kissed the sleeping kitten apologetically on the forehead. I'm sorry, little guy, I'm really unqualified as a knight.

Raising their heads, Vilas and the others were standing on the teleportation platform, saying this to Linya. The little angel Sarah was listening, looking here from time to time with her beautiful eyes that were redder than flames. Just now

As soon as my eyes met, that extremely beautiful angel's face instantly revealed a bright smile.

As for Xiaoxue and the others, they had already surrounded me with their tongues sticking out, and their big heads slightly arched towards me.

After touching their snow-white hair, I jumped onto the high platform, hugged Sarah who was running towards me, kissed her pretty face, and then held Sarah's little hand to greet them.

"What are you talking about?"

I stared at Willas without blinking, her gentle and kind smile will always occupy the most important position in my heart.

"I would like to thank Sister Linya for taking good care of you during this time."

Willas's dark and bright eyes looked at me, like a black gemstone, shining with deep affection. The tacit understanding between them seemed to be able to convey all the thoughts in their hearts just by looking back gently.

"No, it should be because I didn't take good care of her." Linya glanced at me, lowered her head and said with a slight blush on her pretty face.

"Looking at what you said, it's as if I am a child who needs to be taken care of." I chuckled and gently stroked Vera's face as smooth as a silk ribbon.

"By the way, sister Linya, why not come home with us." Vilas clasped her hands together and smiled softly.

Hearing what Vilas said, Linya's pretty face turned redder, and there was a trace of hesitation in her eyes. Finally, she shook her head regretfully: "No, I still have to go to Grandma Akara to report on my duties. Let's wait another day."

"Is that so?" Vilas also sighed sadly.

"Linya, don't tire yourself out. After you finish your work report, go back and have a good sleep. I'll find you in a few days."

I thought in my heart, this girl, although she looks soft on the outside, is very strong on the inside. She always likes to force herself and do her best.

After sending Linya away, I held the little ghost and jumped on Xiaoxue's back. Vilas and Sara then jumped behind me lightly. The family sat together and ran towards the Mage Guild.

"By the way, where's little Jasmine?" I was very curious as to why Princess Sanwu's little loli didn't show up.

"Sister Jasmine said that she would prepare lunch for her eldest brother at home." Sarah hugged me tightly behind her, pressed her little face against my back, and said happily.

After a while, Xiaojia, who had been away for a long time, finally appeared in front of her. She jumped off Xiaoxue's back, and the figure of Princess Sanwu also appeared from the tent door. However, the first person to greet her was not her, but another dark shadow.

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There is a flaw!!

A ray of light flashed across the eyes of Black Shadow and I at the same time, and we made moves in unison.

The next moment, I stepped on a small golden animal, took out a quill pen, put it on my tongue, added it, and then recorded it.

On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, a dead dog with reserve dry food class and fish-level strength failed in its 8920th sneak attack and surrendered to the feet of its wise and powerful master.

"Gaoh~~gaoh~~!!"

(Translation) Leona: It’s eight hundred and ninety-two times, eight hundred and ninety-two times, don’t add an extra zero at the end, you despicable human being!!

Then there was the little cutie Elijah. She opened her little hands, hugged my fingers and started stroking them affectionately. Hey, it seemed a little bit bigger, but it didn’t seem like it was too big for a little mermaid like Elijah.

, it’s really a subtle feeling.

"Thank you for your hard work, little Jasmine. Oh, I seem to smell the aroma of food. I can't wait."

I gently touched Princess Sanwu's little head through the bun hat. Although her beautiful and indifferent face like a doll still had no expression, I knew that she liked others very much... Well, I just like other people.

I don’t know, but she seems to like me stroking her little head.

In the evening, my two precious angel daughters also came back. I held them in my arms and rubbed my stubble on their delicate little faces for a long time. This will not change in any era or in any plane.

Yes, the way a father is affectionate towards his children.

However, the two little angels seemed to have contracted the bad habits of the little ghosts, and they were not to be outdone. They took the opportunity to nibble on their faces several times with their little mouths, leaving a few small teeth marks on their melancholy and vicissitudes of life, woo woo~~

In the past, it was always a kiss.

While I was away, Sarah, Willas and the little ghost turned their thoughts into motivation and swept from the dark forest to Andariel's lair and the fourth floor of the tomb, and finally killed him.

The levels of Vilas and Sarah also soared from level 12 to level 19. The little ghosts who needed more experience to upgrade also successfully crossed the second level threshold and just reached level 13.

With the super high explosion rate of the three of them, they harvested several good pieces of equipment along the way. When they killed Andariel, they even exploded a green piece of equipment and a complete ruby. For ordinary people,

, such a harvest can be considered incredible.

Unfortunately, that piece of green equipment turned out to be the arsenal of the Berserker in the Barbarian suit, and none of the four of them had much use for it.

Berserker's Handaxe Double-edged Ax

One-handed damage:15-23

Durability:24-24

Strength required: 50

Required level: 15

Ax Level: Fast Attack Speed
To be continued...