Chapter 640 Ambiguous Breakfast(1/2)
Chapter 640: Ambiguous Breakfast
"Bad guy, big bad guy, wake up, get up, hey, big bad guy..."
In the haze, something seemed to ring in my ears. It was soft and as sweet as marshmallows. The charming aura penetrated directly into my soul and made my heart itch.
At the same time, something soft seemed to grab his ear and pulled it. After all, he was reluctant to use any force.
It's too sweet. Do you think this can wake up a senior otaku from sleep?
He turned around in a daze, half asleep and patted the soft thing grabbing his ear away.
"Uh... let me sleep a little longer, Willas, it's not yet dawn."
As I squinted, I could see the sky outside the window. It was still dark outside. Only a small area on the edge of the distant snow-capped mountains was lit up. It was obvious that there was still some time before dawn, so I subconsciously complained.
.
"Woo!"
Before he finished speaking, he seemed to hear a short, angry cry.
"Here! Ben! Tian! Fox! Get up! Come!"
Every word seemed to be squeezed out from between the teeth, vaguely ringing in my ears. Even if the tone was full of sinister meaning, it still could not hide the cute and charming aura, so it had no deterrent effect on me.
Uh? Tianhu?
Before his mind could turn around, his ear was grabbed by something soft again, just like before. However, this time it was not just like pinching a flower, but it was pulled hard.
Damn it!!
No matter how sleepy I was, under the instinct of "survival", I still followed this force and sat up. When I opened my eyes, I saw a menacing little fox sitting cross-legged next to me with big bright eyes.
, staring at himself fiercely.
Alas, I was so sleepy that I forgot that this was not Camp Rogge.
Only then did I remember what happened last night, and I couldn't help but slap my head.
"Ah! I'm sorry if it's not Vilas. Sorry, I have to sort out the garbage in the room, so please go out and find your Vilas."
The little fox crossed his arms, grinned two attractive little tiger teeth, and said to me in a very delicate tone.
After looking around the entire room, the little fox's room was bright, simple, and spotlessly clean. The extended meaning of this sentence... Could it be that the garbage just refers to me?
"I'm sorry, I was sleepy for a while and thought I was at home."
Looking at the angry little fox who just had the words "I'm jealous" written on it, I quickly apologized.
"Humph, that's right. Anyway, a shabby tent like mine can't give you the feeling of home, so you should go home and sleep."
The little fox tilted his head to one side, like a troublesome child, and his lips curled up even higher.
Well...it seemed like it was self-defeating and made her even more angry.
"Be good~, our Lord Tianhu has a lot of them."
After thinking about it, I could only hold this naughty little fox in my arms.
"Hmph~, do you still think I'm a child? You bad guy, big bad guy, let me go quickly." The little fox struggled unyieldingly in his arms.
"By the way, what happened when you woke me up so early in the morning?" Seeing those fox paws scratching at my chest and abdomen, I could only try to divert my attention.
Sure enough, when he said this, the little animal in his arms immediately calmed down and raised his head.
"Humph, what else can I do? Of course I want you to leave quickly." She raised her pretty face with lingering anger from her arms and said angrily.
"Are you really so cruel that you want to drive me away so early in the morning?" I suddenly felt a little aggrieved.
"What did you say?!" A trace of panic flashed in his eyes, and the little fox said quickly.
"If you don't leave now, you won't have a chance to leave until dawn, you idiot!!"
"Um??"
I twisted my brain and thought about it, and finally understood what the little fox meant.
Indeed, as she said, if it were a little later, when the other fox people got up, even if she had the ability to do it, she would not be able to hide it from everyone and return to Harrogath.
"Oh, why do we, a pair of serious lovers, have to be secretly having an affair." I sighed and said helplessly.
"Hmph, who... who is your lover? It's you, a big pervert, who insists on staying in my room."
I was tough again. After hearing these words, I snickered secretly. Although I had forced my way in, if this arrogant little fox had been unwilling at all, he would have hidden it under the bed long ago.
The wrist blade stabbed me.
"Besides, there is nothing we can do about this. Who made you, a big pervert, so bold last time that you dared to touch this fox in that place? If you are caught by other fox people now, you will definitely be pulled out.
Lose a layer of skin, you deserve it!!"
As he said that, the little fox pointed his pretty nose towards him again, as if it had nothing to do with him.
"Ah, when you said that, I remembered again. You cunning fox, you actually put all the blame on me last time. If not, I wouldn't be hated by other fox people.
So miserable."
I suddenly remembered what happened at the last teleportation station, and couldn't help but widen my eyes and said.
"I...I am just telling the truth. Aren't you, a big pervert, trying to do something to me?"
A hint of guilt flashed in the little fox's eyes, but I couldn't hide it from my eyes.
"What do you mean by moving hands and feet? Isn't it just a hug or a kiss? These are all true expressions of love. It's something you and I agree on. Besides, you are not without responsibility. If you weren't the little fox like you..."
Halfway through, I suddenly paused.
No, if you tell the truth and say, "If it weren't for your little fox being so attractive, I can't help but be tempted." It's conceivable that this little fox, who was already so proud to death, would probably...
My tail has been cocking up with pride all month long.
By saying this, doesn't it sound like I couldn't stand her charm and took the initiative to stick to her? Doesn't this mean that I have admitted that I have lost and will never be able to hold my head high in front of this little fox again?
No, I was too careless. I almost made one wrong move and lost everything. The saying that love is like a battlefield is indeed true. Fortunately, I reined in my horse and didn't let this little fox succeed.
"What if it wasn't me? You should just keep talking..."
The little fox seemed to have vaguely guessed what I was going to say next. At this time, she couldn't help but feel a little nervous. She pushed her stunningly beautiful face up. A layer of hazy mist appeared in her charming watery eyes, which was full of revelations.
A pitiful joy and hope.
This... this is naked seduction, no, no, Wu Fan, you have to resist, don't let this little fox succeed, take a deep breath, take a deep breath~~
Fortunately, all the wives at home were equally stunning. In the end, I barely resisted the temptation of the little fox and shook my head with all my strength.
"Nothing, nothing!!"
After he finished speaking, he felt like he was exhausted and sweating all over his body.
Beauty brings disaster, I finally realized the meaning of this sentence for myself.
"snort!!"
With deep disappointment, Lucia snorted heavily, muttering fiercely in her heart.
Cheapskate, will you die if you let me go for once? Cheapskate, Cheapskate, Cheapskate, Cheapskate...
Hum, I will not admit defeat. One day, Ben Tianhu will make you lower your head. Yes, this is a war. Big bad guy, Ben Tianhu will officially declare war on you now!!
Thinking of this, Lucia's mood improved, and there was also a joyful and inexplicable sense of happiness that even surprised her. The tired heart that had been working day and night these days was also washed and replenished by something, and her face
It was full of energy.
"Hey, are you okay?"
Seeing the little fox being lost and suddenly bursting with energy, I asked uncertainly.
"I want you to take care of it!!"
With a cute roll of his eyes, the little fox pushed me out of bed and folded the quilt skillfully.
"When I go out with my hunting team later, I will leave as soon as there are few people around. You know what, you big idiot!!" After sorting everything out, she came over, tapped my nose, and said coquettishly.
"Ah, right."
After saying this, under my incomprehensible gaze, the little fox walked out of the tent and soon brought back a bowl of steaming broth.
"Come on, let's drink it while it's hot." She waved to me.
"Forget it, you fox tribe are still stocking up on food."
I shook my head. I am not short of money or food, but for the entire fox tribe, these are supplies that are in short supply. I can help them save a little, just a little.
"Is there anything we can do without this?" the little fox couldn't help but said, and pulled me over and sat me down on the table.
"No, I still can't eat."
Thinking of the last time when the little fox shed tears for the old fox people who were starving to death, I refused again.
"Ah, that's why I said you are a big fool. It's my fault, so you should feel relieved."
The little fox probably couldn't stand my repeated rejection of his kindness, so he couldn't help but swung his big tail crazily and said angrily.
"You don't want to eat? We have to go hunting later. How can we be hungry?" I looked at her in surprise, and my heart felt warmer than any broth I drank.
"Ben Tianhu loses weight!!"
Holding his arms in front of his chest with great momentum, the little fox immediately said the answer he had already thought of.
lose weight.
I looked at the little fox up and down. Under that tight-fitting hunter suit, the little fox's figure was so good. Where did he need to lose weight?
This kind of intention is really a headache for happiness.
To be continued...