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Chapter 712 Happiness comes from comparison!(2/2)

But seeing the old drunkard's back now pale and staggering around as if he was sleepwalking, mumbling to himself, the slightest bit of unhappiness in his heart turned into a cloud.

Sure enough, humans still have to compare to feel satisfied animals!

After sighing with contentment, I caught up with the old drunkard, intending to say something and continue to use her misfortunes to enrich my inner sense of satisfaction, but I heard her mumbling some weird numbers. .

Weird, with this guy's IQ level, he can only do arithmetic like one plus one. Are these calculations that look like alien language really coming out of this guy's mouth?

"Old drunkard, what are you thinking about?"

Out of curiosity, I also forgot to continue attacking.

"Don't bother me. I'm not in the mood to settle accounts with you right now. I'm just figuring out how to distribute the remaining wine to survive these days. This is also a matter of life and death!!!!"

After asking several times, she suddenly turned her head and shouted impatiently with her tragic face full of tears and snot.

"..."

For a moment, I was stunned by this expression full of heroism.

"It turns out that this is the only amount left every day."

After muttering in unknown words for a long time, human words suddenly came out of her mouth.

"It's over. If I eat this amount every day, I definitely won't be able to survive." The old alcoholic who came to the conclusion fell into the biggest low point and crisis in his life.

"Wow, hahahahaha, it turns out to be like this. Just drink it all in one day, get drunk, and then you can go to the elves directly as soon as you wake up. Yes, that's right, that's it. I am indeed a genius!!"

I was speechless for a long time as I watched the maniacally laughing figure of the old drunkard leave with my mouth open.

I can't figure out whether this guy has given up on himself and is just thinking that he will be drunk now, or he is an idiot who really thinks this method can work.

By the way, what about the task of building a bar that Akara gave you?

What an idiot, just sit back and wait to continue watching the tragedy. After staying there for a long time, I shook my head with pity in the direction the old drunkard was leaving, and then grinned.

"Dad - dad -"

When I got home, the sun was already setting, the cold wind that was approaching spring was still freezing, and it looked like it was going to snow at any time.

Unexpectedly, I had a fight with the old drunkard and was invited to drink tea by Akara. Unknowingly, it was already this time. I sighed, smiled again, and hugged the two little angels who flew towards me, one on the left and the other on the right. Got up.

Oops! The two precious daughters must have been too enthusiastic.

Two thumps sounded as it entered my arms. Although it was far from as powerful as the cannonballs of the little ghost's ghost body, it still made me feel tight in my chest.

Considering that the two precious daughters are only trainee pastors now and there is still huge room for growth in the future, is it possible...

Will he be the same as the little ghost in the future? Is the human cannonball a talent skill of the priest profession?!

Thinking that by then, when the twins have grown up in strength, together with the little ghosts, they will rush towards me in a trinity-shaped arrangement, with three times the power of the ghost body's cannonballs, I suddenly feel that my life has never been darker.

"Dad, Dad, Ecolu heard about it. Dad burned down Rogge's Bar again, right?"

As soon as her young arms were hung around my neck, the two little angels kissed her cheeks one on the left and the other on the right. Ecolu immediately started asking impatiently, with an excited look on her face.

Ugh~, maybe Ecolu is prone to violence? I once again simulated the scene of three times the ghost body rushing towards me with cannonballs, and I felt extremely sad.

"It was an accident, an accident. Dad didn't mean it."

Thinking of this, I decided to correct Aikelu's violent tendencies to avoid the second little ghost from appearing.

"Really? That fat boss is very annoying. He always looks at Aikelu and my sister with strange eyes."

Little Ecolu looked confused. She probably thought I did this just to vent my anger on them.

"Very good, it turns out that burning down the bar is too easy. Next time, I will throw that dead fat pig into the evil cave." I suddenly said these words fiercely through my teeth.

"Okay, okay, throw it into the evil cave."

Ecolu immediately cheered, and the kind-hearted Sirus seemed a little intolerant, gently pulling on my clothes, and finally gave up the persuasion.

"Not only the fat boss, but when Aikelu and her sister go out together recently, they always get a lot of strange looks."

After cheering, Aikelu lowered his head again and sighed.

Haha, the two little angels don’t know their own charms yet. They have innate beautiful appearance, watery skin and clear and innocent temperament. Those big black eyes seem to be able to talk. They are a mixture of lolita and girl.

At first glance, I thought they were elves running out of dreams. Coupled with the attributes of twins and the gothic princess costumes I designed myself, running out like this doesn't mean it's...

Two fat and cute little lambs ran into the pack of wolves?

Although I try my best to avoid contact with the dark side of human beings, if these two little babies were not the precious daughters of me, the alliance elder and the second master of the first world, but grew up in an ordinary family, I am afraid I don’t know what would happen now.

This was already evident when the biological parents of the two little angels were still alive. Moreover, it was the coveting of their looks that indirectly led to the destruction of their hometown. Of course, this was not

The fault of the two little angels is the fault of those degenerate garbage worms.

It seems that I have to prepare a few cloaks for the two little angels. After all, I can't kill everyone who looks at them with suspicious eyes. Of course, it is okay to give some excessive guys a little power.

, just like he protected Sarah back then.

"Come, let's go back together and see what kind of dinner Mother Willas has prepared for us."

Making a decision in my heart, I laughed loudly, kissed each of the two babies, and strode towards the door of my house.

"Siruse also helped with today's barbecue." Syluse said in a shy voice.

"Oh~! Is that so? It seems like we need to eat more. My daughter is amazing and she will definitely be a good wife in the future."

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt something was wrong.

"Xi...Xi LuSi will definitely become a good wife for daddy."

This sentence seemed to have exhausted all the courage of Sirus. After saying it, she buried her hot face directly on my neck.

"Ecolu is the same, so is Ekolu, and Ekolu can also help with the stew soup." Ekolu on the other side was not willing to be outdone, pulling out my beard, and kept rubbing her cute little face towards me.

"Hey, you two are my precious daughters that I'm proud of. How should dad reward you?"

In order to avoid the sensitive topic of "wife", I tried my best to change the subject.

"Ecolu..."

"Syluth..."

Seeing my two daughters looking shy, I felt bad again. It seemed that I had said something wrong again.

"Ecolu (Silusi) will sleep with daddy tonight." The next moment, the two babies looked at each other with watery pleading eyes.
Chapter completed!
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