Chapter 731: During the wedding (1)

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"Ah, there is a typo here."

Looking at the little ghost immersed in writing, I suddenly exclaimed.

"Where~~where~~?!"

The little ghost seems to be very satisfied with the report that this h-article has taken up more than 90% of the weight (in other words, since he falsely accused me of knocking down the beautiful elf maid with a false name, it has become a long-form h-article).

Satisfied... no, I should say, at first it was to vent my dissatisfaction at seeing me flirting with the little fox, but now I am gradually immersed in my own writing.

So when I heard me speak like this, I immediately panicked. Those dreamy and beautiful silver eyes, which are said to be like torches, kept searching smartly in my notes. Their venomous eyes were like those of a housewife with decades of experience in grocery shopping.

, carrying an empty vegetable basket and passing by every vegetable shop, exuding the same courage as a peerless master.

"Here, here, look..."

While she was panicking, I took the pen and paper from the little ghost's hand very naturally, and then made a small modification on it, adding the name of the person who jumped out of who knows which stone with a tragic life experience (in the h section).

The elf maid who added the setting), her name was changed to Alice.

"Wow~~Wow wow wow~~~!!"

Seeing that the most important part of his proud work has been modified, and replacing it with his own name, wouldn't it be no longer a report, but rather like the diary of a girl with a weird hobby who likes to record her own shameful events?

"But... damn, you actually took my proud work. Xiaofan, you should be aware of it. If this is the case, then I will..."

The little ghost, who was burning for some reason, snatched the pen and paper from my hand, then started revising the notes, and then proudly pointed the content of the second revised report into my eyes.

There is no novel method, just imitate my method and change the Alice I modified into another name, uh, Feeney.

"..."

"puff----!!"

This is too strong, why does it have to be that fake girl? If Aleus's dead rot girl sees it, maybe...

Well, if she sees it, her reaction is really unpredictable. On the one hand, this rotten girl has no interest in a man like me who is not good-looking at all. Let me explain in advance what interest here refers to.

Regarding gay interests, on the other hand, Fini has become completely effeminate, and the boundaries of gender are too blurry. To be honest, I think the chance of Aleus admitting that Fini is a man is not very high, so...

Hey hey, now is not the time to go off topic, it is not the time to think about this at all!!

I suddenly woke up and grabbed the note. If this was the case, then I would... Hum, as a senior otaku, of course I know that the same move cannot be used on the enemy a second time, so I did this

The second thing to change is not Finny's name, but me as another protagonist. What should I change it to? By the way, let's change it to the hairy Hans.

That's right, it's Hans, not the Hans of the Hanbag team, it's just the same name. What I'm talking about now is another manly Hans. Although his name has appeared on the scene before, many people may have forgotten it.

Alright.

Sex: Male

Race: human

Occupation: Barbarian

Nickname: Manly Man

Characteristics: Big, with all the advantages and disadvantages of a barbarian.

Distinctive features: He is extremely large, his skin shines with a brown oily luster like a nobleman, and his body hair is luxuriant. It is said that if this person spreads his arms and runs, the arm hairs on his arms will dance in the wind. It is also said that there was once an old hen. His chest hair mistook it for a hen's nest and he laid an egg in it.

Personality: Likes to show off, especially proud of his elastic muscles and lush body hair.

Hobbies: Take off your clothes in public in bars and show off your muscles and body hair.

Self-created special move: Manly Hug, holding the enemy in his arms and suffocating him to death with his thick chest hair.

"..."

In short, although I have never seen it, judging from the content of the rumors, it looks like the kind of person who wears a tight-fitting repairman's overalls with his jacket half unzipped, sitting on a park bench and saying "No" to the passers-by. A scary man with lines like "Would you like to have a shot?"

In a tent in the outer city of Elf, under the early morning breeze, a beautiful maid uniform was fluttering in the wind. Fini, who looked particularly sunny and beautiful, was putting out the washed clothes with a cute smile and humming a relaxing and cute tune. Take them out and dry them one by one.

The yellow bells on her neck made crisp sounds with her joyful movements. Together with the blue sky and the gentle breeze blowing on her face, they formed an audio-visual and tactile feast. Even some elves who occasionally passed by were attracted by this beautiful scene. Shocked.

"Meow~~!!"

Suddenly, Feini shivered inexplicably, and even the wet clothes she was about to dry fell to the ground.

"Meow~meow~~, what's this shuddering feeling, meow? Is it my cousin again, or the red-haired devil, making his own plans, meow~~?!"

Feini, who had a bad premonition in her heart, screamed helplessly as if she had been appointed, picked up the soiled clothes on the floor, and went back to wash them clean again.

"Fini, come on, the wedding ceremony will start soon."

Oona, who was still holding a spatula in her hand, greeted Fini.

"Wait, come on, meow~~!"

Feini hurriedly hung up the rewashed clothes and trotted toward the tent in a panic, looking like she was about to fall down at any moment.

"Why are you so stupid? Are you still blaming me for not letting you see Master Fan? I'm not talking about you. Haven't you been bullied by him enough? He is clearly a demon in mortal skin."

"Oona, meow, no...that's not the case, my cousin just likes to bully people, there is no malicious intent, meow~!!"

"Fini, let me tell you, if you continue like this, you will be sold by others one day."

"Meow...meow?! Hard...could it be said...could it be said that Oona wants to sell Feini Meow~?!"

"It's not me! It's not me, idiot! Do you really don't understand or are you just pretending to be stupid?! Don't cry, idiot! No wonder Master Fan likes to bully you so much. It turns out that this is the case. Now I want to bully you, idiot!! "

"Sure...Sure enough, Oona wants to sell me, meow~?! I...I...meow ow..."

This is the daily life of this young couple with a delicate relationship. Outsiders can no longer tell who is the husband and who is the wife.

"Wow……"

After changing my name to Manly Hans, the little ghost and I put our heads together and read the notes from cover to cover. We both exclaimed subconsciously and our stomachs churned violently. Fortunately, we hadn't had breakfast yet.

"How should I describe it? I always feel... this is no longer a feeling of horror or disgust. Should I describe it as [curiousness]?"

The little ghost tilted his head, his deep silver pupils full of confusion.

"..."

"..."

"Burn it."

After staying for a while, the little ghost and I said it in unison, and took action, throwing this short H novel that combines graffiti and curiosity into the brazier.

At this time, the little fox came back with breakfast for three people. The first thing he saw was that the little ghost and I were surrounding the blazing brazier, exuding the spirit of "Burn, burn, and disappear from this world completely."

Curse breath.

I always feel that a lot has happened to these two guys in the short period of time since I was no longer with them.

Lucia puffed her mouth slightly and tried to pretend not to care, but she couldn't help but feel a little sour in her heart.

"You naughty fox, maybe you put something strange in there in an attempt to poison this saint."

During breakfast time, the little ghost pointed at the food in front of him and asked with complete distrust.

It is said that this is a special food of the elves, a food with a subtle name like "Special Jam Sandwich Sesame Pancakes".

Some people may say that there is nothing surprising about the name of jam-filled sesame cakes, but if you think about it carefully, why do you add "special" in front of it, two words that exude an obvious dangerous smell? For example, "special jam"

, "special bread", "extra strong juice" and other dangerous foods.

Besides, leaving aside the word "special", "shaobing" is actually quite interesting. Why can't it be changed to "pancake"... No, this is not appropriate either. Why can't it be changed to something more serious?

"Food cake", no, this is also a bit...

After staying for a moment, I raised my eyes and looked far away, with tears streaming down my face.

The writing is really profound and profound.

"Humph, then don't eat it."

The little fox wagged its tail, showing a cunning and dangerous smile.

"Do you think you can stump this holy lady like this? You're too naive."

The little ghost actually shouted loudly, and just when I secretly applauded her sudden strength, she picked up the special sesame seed cake in front of her and handed it to me, with a flattering smile on her face.

"Xiaofan, come on, ah~~"

"..."

Does that mean it doesn't matter if I die?

"This taste~~"

As soon as I took a bite, I immediately showed a complicated expression.

It cannot be said to be unpalatable, and of course it is definitely not delicious. This is a taste that surpasses the taste detection function of the human tongue. It is quite...complex, and it made me instantly have a feeling of "human taste buds and elf taste buds"

Is the gap as huge as the distance between human eyes and dragonfly eyes?"

In short, let’s temporarily classify this thing as a dangerous food on the same level as Aunt Lisa’s special jam.
To be continued...