Chapter 755 The Fall of the God of Songs(1/2)
Chapter 755: The Fall of the God of Song
Well, let me think about it, what song should I sing? Kouhu, remember the first song of the concert, it should be to heat up the atmosphere first, right? Kouhu, there is no other way, at this time I still have to use Wu Fan's version
Only the cruel devil's program leads the trend.
"Ahem...hiccup..."
Moisten your throat and try your voice. Well, you are in good condition for talking nonsense.
The opportunity I have been waiting for for many years has finally arrived. Today, I will take the first step to conquer the universe with my singing, Kou Hu.
"Hiccup... let everyone wait for a long time hiccup... After waiting for a long time, hiccup... let everyone... let everyone enjoy this song god
Hiccup...the singing voice of this singer burps, hee hee hee hee..."
Everyone in the audience, including the people in the Crystal Tree Square, looked at me and I looked at you with confused expressions. Although they didn’t know which drama they were singing, the only thing that was certain was that their elder Fan or their prince
Your Highness, you are already drunk.
Since there are relatively few viewers who have been devastated by someone's sonic attack, these people don't know how powerful it is. Even the more gossipy Alliance adventurers know that their elder Fan has a bad habit of tearing down bars after he gets drunk, but here
Without a bar, would it be possible to dismantle the Crystal Tree? This is obviously impossible, so most people applauded with the mentality of watching a show.
These poor guys still don’t know what kind of hell their applause will usher in!!
Of course, there are also people who know, such as Kane, White Wolf and Kurt, who have had real experience, and their expressions have changed drastically at this moment.
"Alcoholic - alcoholic -!! Where are you? If you don't come back, you'll never want to drink again!!"
Kane was sweating coldly, and screamed loudly with fear on his old face. He was probably really panicked, and his tongue trembled a little when he heard the voice.
It was a matter of life and death for the rest of his life. As soon as Kane finished speaking, a dark shadow passed over him.
"Quickly...quickly stop Wu...if he sings it out, the marriage between the two clans will be over."
Kane pointed at a certain figure on the stage who was about to yell at the top of his lungs after the sound check was completed, and said angrily.
Not only is the marriage ruined, but there is also the possibility of mutual hostility. After all, the elves are a race that regards art as life. If that guy is allowed to yell out, most of the elves on the field who are not mentally prepared will probably be directly beaten.
It will frighten you silly and cause a lifelong psychological shadow.
Kasha seemed to be aware of the seriousness of the matter, and couldn't help shouting. With all his strength, the distance of a thousand meters was crossed in the blink of an eye, and finally the magic loudspeaker turned the song into a terrifying sonic weapon.
Before, knock the opponent down.
"You bastard, do you really want to stop my plan? Hiccup..."
Seeing that the moment to witness history was about to come, but was interrupted by the old drunkard at the most critical moment, I couldn't help but became furious, rolled over, and started to struggle with the old drunkard.
How can the steps of the God of Song be stopped? Stupid human being, let me show you my true power. Huhu~~
"I don't care what bullshit plans you have, but if I don't stop you, I won't be able to drink anymore!!"
After saying this with a ferocious expression, the next moment, the old drunkard burst out with no less momentum and started to fight.
This... could this be... the aura of Dionysus?!!
In other words, this is no longer just a battle between humans, but a battle between two major gods, the God of Song and the God of Wine. It is very likely that a second war of gods will break out, causing countless lives to be devastated.
, heaven turned into hell, forests turned into deserts, fertile fields turned into red land, demons fell, species became extinct, Resident Evil was slanderous, the remaining lives had to build space fortresses, wander in the boundless universe, and find a place suitable for survival.
Of course, in the process of being attacked by aliens or space monsters, it is inevitable to set the planet Kouhu.
It's so terrible. The consequences are really chilling. In order to prevent this from happening, I have to make a quick decision. Let me show you the true power of the God of Song.
Then, it was true that the fight would be quick, but I was overpowered.
"..."
"Hey, you brat, you want to fight me, but you're still young."
After tying me up with ribbons he took out from nowhere, the old drunkard let out a proud laugh, as if he was saying that he had finally secured his happiness for the rest of his life.
"No, this is still very dangerous."
She muttered softly, as if she had made some decision, and then she felt a sharp pain in her head, her eyes darkened and she lost consciousness.
"Huh, as expected, this is the best way to rest assured. Lord Benkasha will take action and I won't even think about it for two hours."
Kasha shook his fist and said proudly, and then asked the elf maid to drag out the "corpse" on the ground and throw it away casually.
Inadvertently, her eyes fell on the magic loudspeaker on the ground.
Well, that boy Wu seems to be very precious about this stuff, so I'd better put it away for him first to save him from making endless troubles in the future.
With this thought in her mind, she bent down and picked up the magic loudspeaker.
The moment her fingers touched the magic loudspeaker, Kasha suddenly felt the resentment coming from above, with the strong resentment of not being able to realize her wish, which made her feel a little fluttering in her heart.
With this throbbing, Kasha cast her gaze blankly to the audience, looking at the eager scene of hundreds of thousands of people below. Suddenly, she seemed to feel good about herself, thinking that these people were looking at her,
It seems that I must do something, and a strong desire for self-expression arises spontaneously.
However, what should I do? It seems that the only things I am good at are fighting and drinking, but I can't do these. By the way, during the last lottery competition on the eve of God's birthday, didn't Wu Xiaozi teach him a song called "
"Hey, fuck it" song? Although the name is a bit ugly, it was unexpectedly well received by many adventurers, thus raising a lot of funds. If Wu Xiaozi hadn't cheated, he would have given away his two precious daughters and Fei
If those two bastards Ni and Kane join forces to cheat and deal with him, he will definitely win the game.
Thinking of this, Kasha couldn't help but feel a surge of confidence in her heart. She tightened her hand holding the magic loudspeaker slightly and put it to her mouth.
"Ahem——"
Sound check, um, no problem, everything is fine.
This was probably the first time he faced this situation. Kasha, who had always been cheeky, remained shy for a while before speaking again.
"Ahem, Elder Fan was drunk just now. Please forgive me. Now I will replace him and present my proud work to everyone - hehe..."
"Fuck your sister!!"
Before he finished speaking, Kane, who arrived in time, roared, and his thin figure seemed to turn into a roaring huge black bear. With an overwhelming momentum, he rushed forward with a flying kick and kicked Kasha off the stage, which made people couldn't help but
I once again lamented how strong and strong this old man on crutches was, and then thought that this kind of strong and strong old man was probably trained by the two elders just now.
"Elder Kane...it's really hard work for those who can do it."
Seeing this scene, Elder Lyman sighed with admiration and sympathy in his heart. Fortunately, his elves do not have such a living treasure. They have such an excellent king as Artoria and the Great Arlandland.
The elders are supporting from behind, and the only headaches may be the two little guys Beja and Drizzt.
In short, under Kane's constant apologies and explanations, this farce was finally aborted. Oh, by the way, under the roundup of many elven soldiers, the tragic Queen Fini could not escape the law after all. Dozens of soldiers held her down
He fell to the ground and was pressed into the cell to await interrogation.
It is worth mentioning that because people who knew her identity at the time, such as Kane and White Wolf, were all distracted by the farce on the stage, they did not notice the movement on Feini's side until they came to their senses.
Come on, this poor transvestite is already locked in a damp and dark cell, cowering in the corner like a frightened animal and crying secretly.
…
"it's a pity......"
At the wedding banquet where calm had returned, Arturia sighed softly.
"What's the pity?"
Kane, who finally breathed a sigh of relief after having eliminated his two biggest troubles, took a sip of the voluptuous rum in his hand and enjoyed this rare leisure time.
"It's a pity that I didn't hear Fan's songs. Judging from his confidence, he must be very outstanding."
"puff--!!"
The bright red rum that Kane just drank turned into a mouthful of blood and sprayed out.
"Yes...really? But Elder Fan is drunk. Even if he is as outstanding as Her Highness the Queen said, I'm afraid he won't be able to perform well."
After gently wiping the corners of his mouth and hiding a laugh, Kane explained ambiguously.
"Elder Kane, that's not certain."
Artoria shook her head, obviously not agreeing with Kane's explanation.
"Many outstanding art masters in our clan like to create while slightly drunk."
"Perhaps it is true as Her Royal Highness the Queen said, but I think it is better to be cautious in everything on such an important day."
Kane looked at the serious-faced Arturia and was a little speechless. He couldn't help but secretly guess that the personality gap between these young couple was so big that they were two opposites. Can they get along well together like this? Shouldn't they?
What could go wrong? Although the strongest couple in history will definitely spend more time apart and less time together in the future.
"Well, Elder Kane has thought carefully, and Artoria has learned a lesson."
Arturia thought about it too. Although you might be able to perform exceptionally well after being drunk, you can't rule out the possibility of losing your standard. On such an important occasion, it's better not to try. Elder Kane is really thoughtful.
, it’s no wonder that the two of them, Great Elder Akara, can keep the entire Rogge camp, and even the alliance, in order.
At the same time, the other three permanent elders in the camp, except for a certain guy who was knocked unconscious, couldn't help but sneeze loudly, muttering in their hearts which bastard was stabbing their spines from behind.
"Beja."
While her mind was wandering, Arturia waved to Beja who was nearby.
Hearing Artoria's voice, Beja immediately shuddered. Ever since her mother, the previous Elf Queen Attis, died, this little girl has become increasingly difficult to discipline. Even Lyman has been feeling this recently.
To be continued...