Chapter 862 Crab Battle!

"ha…"

After a while, the three of them finally uttered a monotonous syllable.

"Hahaha……"

"Ah ha ha ha ha~~~~~~~"

The first syllable was like lighting a fuse, and immediately afterwards, Lal Santiaozi's wild laughter almost scared the sun in the sky into hiding in the clouds.

This reaction... was too exaggerated. Although I laughed a lot when I saw the profiteer boss of the seafood store pull out his sword for the first time.

"Hey, Boss Lal, Boss Doug, Boss Gefu, your point of laughter is too low, don't laugh to death."

Seeing that the three of them were rolling on the ground holding their bellies in an exaggerated manner, I couldn't help but pick up the scabbard and poked their heads one by one.

"You're too naive, brother Wu, you are really too naive."

At this moment, the three of them suddenly recovered. A carp jumped up from the ground, folded his arms, and looked down at me with a victor's posture.

"What...what do you mean?"

They were all laughing like this. They had obviously fallen into my trap. Do they still want to make excuses? Misaka said helplessly at their thick skin and spat in her heart.

"Do you think our laughter just now was because of this silver swordfish? That's why I said you were too naive."

Lal took a big step forward, pointed his index finger straight at me, and said sonorously and forcefully like a judge who sentenced a prisoner to death.

"Damn it...this is just your unwilling barking after being tricked, right?"

Immediately attracted by Lar's aura, I couldn't help but take a small step back, and suddenly realized that Lar had just mentioned the silver swordfish, right? I hadn't said yet, how did he know that the one on his hand made him

The laughing salted fish is the silver swordfish? Could it be that...

I had a vague feeling in my heart. For a while, the maxims of my predecessors, such as walking too much at night, you will eventually encounter ghosts, how can you avoid getting your shoes wet when walking by the river, etc., flashed through my mind one by one.

"Huh, what's wrong? This is not like you normally, are you already feeling guilty? Hahahaha!!!"

The three of them now look like the arrogant monster in "Beep" Superman, who temporarily beats the protagonist to the ground and then surrounds him with proud croaks and claws.

"Do you think we came unprepared this time? In order to convince you and completely defeat you, we have spent a lot of effort, and now let you see the evidence of your naivety!!"

Saying this, Lal suddenly placed a book across my face.

"What the hell?"

I subconsciously became vigilant. After saying goodbye to Aleus for the second time, I now have a certain degree of repulsion towards things like books and notes.

I took the book, straightened it up and took a look at the cover. I was shocked by the big words on it.

[Eighteen ways to cook silver swordfish]...

I'll do it!!

There is such a book?!

"How about it? Believe it or not. In order to deal with your souvenir, Doug Goff and I made a special trip to Lugaoyin before we met in the camp to study all the possible moves you might make.

Including this silver swordfish sword, we have known about it for a long time, hahahahaha~~~~"

After saying that, the three of them were like monsters, with their arms folded and they were taunting me to their heart's content.

"..."

He knelt down in defeat in the posture of otz - Damn it, I lost, I lost. I didn't expect them to achieve this level. I didn't expect the idea of ​​​​the silver swordfish sword. Lu Gaoyin in the first world actually did it.

There will be.

It was because my previous success was too smooth, so I underestimated the determination of these three guys. It was me who was proud, not them. This time, I was convinced of the defeat.

"no solution anymore."

I stood up, patted the dirt on my body, and showed a convinced smile.

"I admit, I lost this time."

Just now, the trio of policemen, who were laughing strangely and swaying their hips in front of me in a mocking manner, suddenly seemed to have seen a ghost. Their laughter stopped in surprise, and the smiles froze on their faces, and then they raised their voices with a roar.

The dust kept a distance of fifty meters from me.

"Something's wrong."

The three of them whispered to each other.

"Brother Wu gave up so quickly."

"It's not like his style at all."

"Does this little bastard have another plan?"

"I asked, smelling a conspiracy."

"Practice proves that caution is better."

"As long as we three brothers work together, we can't be afraid no matter what kind of danger we face."

After muttering softly that could be heard by people in the distance, the three of them finally folded their palms and shouted loudly, as if they were united and working together to defeat the enemy.

After some discussion, the three of them felt that their military morale was firm, and they walked up to me with great arrogance.

"Okay, as punishment for losing this time, this is the real souvenir I brought back to you. You're welcome, just accept it."

I handed a crystal shell that was larger than the basin in front of them.

"Holy shit!!"

The three of them immediately became excited.

"What a beautiful shell."

The beauty of some things, even a man cannot ignore, is the crystal shell in her hand. Although it is not as good as the four-winged golden mermaid Eria's father gave her to sleep with, it is still small.

Exquisite, smooth and round, the surface naturally shines with a layer of crystal luster, making people feel like they are in a jeweled underwater dragon palace.

"Give this thing to me, I'll give it to Lisa."

Lal immediately reached out his hand shamelessly, while Doug and Geoff looked indifferent. Although the shells are beautiful, they cannot be eaten, so why not use them to please Sister Lisa? This is what they are doing.

The concept of barbarians.

"Aunt Lisa, of course I prepared a gift for her."

I pulled out the shell and smiled to signal Lar to calm down.

Good, their vigilance has weakened.

"Wait a minute, you seem to have misunderstood."

"Huh?"

The three of them stopped and looked curiously at the huge shell in front of them.

"Is there any mystery left?"

"It's not a mystery..."

I looked at the three of them speechlessly. They are obviously simple-minded guys, but they always like to complicate simple things. Is this the translation of an arrogant idiot?

"We are all so familiar with each other, and I also know your personalities. Those sculptures, works of art, etc. are not as practical to you as food, right?"

The current meaning is that you are all a group of foodies, but the three of them did not understand. They nodded cooperatively, and then looked at me with a confused look on their faces as if they suddenly remembered something.

"So there is no need to consider things like the fallen magician's ghost-headed staff, the one-to-two-sized ugly monster statue, and Andariel's simulated tentacles."

"Ha...haha, it's just your illusion."

I felt guilty and shrank my neck. All in all, I was also a victim. It was all thanks to the profiteer Warev for being able to deceive people. I bought so many useless things, so I had no choice but to treat them as rubbish and stuff them with them.

"Ahem, let's get back to the topic. Just because I know your personalities, I thought about it again and again, and finally decided to buy you food."

"That's true. Compared with the ghost-headed staff, statues, tentacles, etc., it is indeed more practical for us to eat."

Lal and the others nodded in sympathy, then suddenly thought of something again, and looked at me with hatred on their faces.

"So things like seafood bread, psychedelic mushrooms, etc., don't have to think about it, asshole!!"

"Ha...haha, it's just your illusion, it's true."

Afraid that they wouldn't be able to resist and run away, I took a step back without leaving any trace, and secretly spat in my heart.

It's been such a long time ago, I didn't expect them to still remember it clearly. They are really a bunch of small-minded guys.

"Ahem, in short, let's get down to business, so this souvenir is undoubtedly for food."

"That's it? Brother Wu, you..."

"You don't want to use this trick to trick us."

As he spoke, Lal bent his index finger and flicked it lightly on the shell. A clear "thump" sound was made immediately, indicating that the shell was hard enough.

"If you say this shell is edible, then forget it and leave it to your Alice. I guess only he can bite it."

After testing the hardness of the shell, Lal spread his hands, sighed and shook his head helplessly.
To be continued...