Chapter 28 10:0
Cech hit a penalty kick, and in the 6th minute of the game, Chelsea took the lead 1:0 away. With a fantastic start, almost everything indicates that the game has lost its suspense.
Just like all Chelsea fans expect, Chelsea started with this goal from Cech and launched a goal performance like a storm sweeping away leaves!
At 10 minutes and 58 seconds, "Son of the Wind" Irving received a free kick from Lampard and scored with a rare header.
In the 14th minute, Jokol intercepted the ball in the frontcourt, cut inside from the left and made a clever pass to the Brazilian Kaka who was ambushing outside the penalty area. Kaka took the bow and arrow and lived up to everyone's expectations. He kicked a beautiful arc ball around the opponent's defender's head and hung directly on the upper right corner of the goal! An iconic "club" shot, and then another iconic "club" celebration...
In the 20th minute, defender Cannavaro decisively made a steal and found Kaka again! This time Kaka had no intention of passing the ball again. He ran a long distance of more than 40 meters and threw away three players at the speed of running. He shook the two defensive players with agile foot technique. Facing the attacking goalkeeper Taylor, he calmly shot and scored the second goal of the game!
4:0! Just over 20 minutes into the opening game, the score has been rewritten to a one-sided 4:0! Chelsea fans present cheered more and more, especially the female fans who came from afar, who had worked tirelessly, saw Kaka's elegant figure and beautiful football skills, and they were so excited that they almost fainted, and their shouts were even louder.
Hearing Qiao Dapao was worried: "Long hair, short knowledge, big breasts, brainlessness! You don't even look at it. A man who is more handsome and stylish than Kaka is standing on the sidelines!"
Gradually, Birmingham fans began to appreciate Chelsea's mercury-like attack, and the applause gradually overshadowed the boo. After Kaka scored twice, even like Chelsea fans, the applause like the tide of the St. Andrews Stadium!
"King! The King is here!" The Chelsea commentator's voice was hoarse and he shouted excitedly: "King! Chelsea's new king Kaka! After completing the hat trick in the last game, the game took only 20 minutes to score two goals. Such goal efficiency is enough to make alien Ronaldo embarrassed! Of course, while we worship Kaka, we must not forget Mr. Qiao Wanxian, the helmsman of the Blue Lions! It was his keen eye that brought Kaka from AC Milan and brought a new soul to Chelsea!"
Birmingham head coach Bruce could no longer sit still, standing on the sidelines yelling, scolding his players frantically. Compared with Chelsea coach's bench, Qiao Wanxian, who was chatting and laughing with Boas, Bruce seemed so pitiful!
Although Boas was talking and laughing with Joe Wanxian, he kept watching Bruce's movements and the changes in the situation on the field, and whispered: "Wan Xian, Birmingham has changed its formation 5-3-2, and the two wing forwards Dunn and Cartel have completely recovered. It seems that Bruce wants to defend completely."
"Defend to the death?" Qiao Wanxian raised his lips and showed a look of disdain. He stood up and walked to the sidelines, waved to Marclayle and called over: "Go and tell Jokol and Duff, and lean into the penalty area to form the effect of supporting the shadow striker, and give the wing completely to Bridge and Ramos! In short, the attack will be even more crazier!"
Marklele, who had a shiny face, looked extremely white, and her eyes lit up. She scratched her head and said, "Hehe, boss, just leave this line of defense to Terry and Cannavaro? Am I allowed to take the position before I could take it?"
Qiao Wanxian glared: "Hu Nao, you are the back midfielder and the backbone of the whole team. How can you move around? But... I allow you to increase the number of times you put in front of the attack to give the greatest help!"
"Thank you, boss!" Marklele showed a row of white teeth, which were scary, and returned to the field to start arranging the tactical tasks assigned by Qiao Dapao.
Sure enough, although Birmingham greatly compressed the distance between the three lines, it still failed to stop Chelsea's storm-like attack. Chelsea's midfielder was sorted out by Lampard and Kaka, and the offense surged like a tide.
In the 30th minute, the score was rewritten again, and the goalkeeper was the Italian central defender Cannavaro who was questioned before the game, which caused countless ridicule by the English media!
Kaka took the corner kick. In the melee in the penalty area, Cannavaro grabbed the ball from Upson's feet and used a forward-like external instep to shoot hard. The ball hit the ball like a cannonball, 5:0!
Cannavaro's celebration was particularly meaningful. He first shook his head and made a hug at Qiao Wanxian, then tilted his head and patted his cheek, making a slap in the face. The meaning is very obvious. Aren't you questioning the boss's employment and my ability? OK! Then I will use the goal to slap your group of pseudo-experts in the face!
In the 38th minute, Joe Kerr, who is known as the best skill in England, also scored a goal. The way of scoring was very simple, cutting inward and shooting, which tasted a bit like Real Madrid C Ronaldo a few years later.
Bruce looked dejected and stood on the sidelines without any physical movements. He just shook his head and sighed constantly. At this moment, Birmingham fans had forgotten which side they belonged to, fell into it and could not extricate themselves, sinking into the wave after wave of Chelsea's endless offensive torrent.
In the last minute of the first half, the score was rewritten again. Listening to the loud shouts of "Kaka" sounded in the St Andrews Stadium, Kaka scored another goal! Hat trick, after completing the hat trick in the first game, he completed the hat trick again in the second game of the league!
Kaka received a razor-like knockback in the penalty area, and comfortably pushed the arch with his foot. The goal came very simple, and the following celebration became simple, just celebrating gently with his teammates.
The defeat was like a mountain of defeat! After only half of the game, the commentators on the scene even became a little weak.
The referee blew the whistle to the end of the first half. Birmingham head coach Bruce breathed a long sigh of relief like a deflated ball, and his expression was even more frustrated than the players on the court. His decades of football career from player to coach were definitely his most painful defeat, although he only passed half.
In sharp contrast to Bruce, Qiao Wanxian had a smile on his face, his eyes looked around the stands, and then... a kiss came! Suddenly, the atmosphere at the scene reached a rush again, and countless female fans also moved their attention from Kaka and Irving to Qiao Dapao!
The commentator on the scene cooperated and said with a smile: "Chelsea's head coach Mr. Qiao Wanxian is greeting our enthusiastic Birmingham fans. A blowing kiss is a love affair. I believe that no matter what the score on the court, St. Andrews will definitely become the stadium that Mr. Qiao Wanxian remembers!"
No one knows the meaning of Qiao Wanxian's blowing kiss, except for one person, the blonde beauty wearing black sunglasses and hiding in the blue stands - Cheryl.
"Can he really lead the team to win over 10 goals?" Sheriel has seen too many confessions from men. Only at this moment did she realize that her heart was beating so hard. Of course, it was not just because of a blowing kiss, but also because of the promise that night.
In Chelsea's locker room, Kaka even had a short samba, which made Terry and Ramos two good friends also learn to jump up.
However, Qiao Wanxian walked in with a gloomy face, which immediately made the stars curl their smiles and looked at him in fear, staring at him one by one. Could it be that the score of 7:0 is not satisfied?
"The goal difference requires 10 goals!" Qiao Wanxian gritted his teeth, said in a deep voice: "Don't be too happy too early! The game was only halfway through. Although he scored 7 goals in the first half, his performance on the court...at most he passed the exam, so I will continue to attack in the second half!"
Terry frowned and hesitated, "Boss, can you ask, how many goals can you score be considered excellent?"
Qiao Wanxian blinked at Terry and said to himself: "This captain is the captain, and I understand my thoughts!" He smiled and said: "I don't ask for more in the second half. I'll score 3 more goals. I'll give you a holiday to find the girl tonight!"
"Haha! Thank you, boss!" The players' passion was immediately incited. The head coach has always forbidden players from going to nightclubs to make a mess of private life. Unexpectedly, Qiao Dapao was unique and encouraged this, which aroused everyone's favor.
"Boss, don't worry! I feel like I'm in good shape today and I will definitely score goals in the second half to prove that you are the absolute right choice for me to introduce me!" Irving slapped his chest with one hand and clenched his fists with the other, and said firmly.
"Boss, but...what should I do if I haven't been to the nightclub yet?" Ramos, the little boy, seemed a little embarrassed.
"Haha!" Chelsea captain Terry put his arm on Ramos' shoulder and joked: "What are you afraid of? I'll take you there! Then I'll find you a good girl to break up!"
"Tsk, I had my first time when I was fourteen!" Ramos rolled his eyes, a little disdainful of Terry's teasing.
With the players' incredible longing, the second half began.
In the 51st minute, Irving received an assist from Lampard to score; in the 63rd minute, Lampard shot from a long shot outside the penalty area, Taylor missed the save, Irving scored another goal after a supplemental shot, and another hat trick was born!
But the English Golden Boys are obviously not satisfied with this. If he, a forward-market striker, scored the same number of goals as Kaka, a midfielder, would be a bit shabby. Sure enough, in the 75th minute, Irving scored the fourth goal of the game, and he was very happy!
This goal showed the characteristics of Irving's "Son of the Wind" to the fullest. Duff's long pass from the wing, when everyone thought the ball was destined to cross the boundary, Irving rushed over like a fly, stopped the ball with his chest near the bottom line of the penalty area, and then went into the small penalty area. Several defenders were already thrown away by several meters away. Facing the goalkeeper, Irving shot at a small angle, and the ball passed Birmingham goalkeeper Taylor and hung into the far corner. The English Golden Boy wearing a blue jersey became an indelible mark on the St. Andrews Stadium!
10:0!
No more or less!
Qiao Wanxian on the sidelines blew another kiss to the stands... to an unknown corner.
Chapter completed!