Chapter 33 Tenderness and Sweetness
"Haha, this interesting scene happened again. Qiao Dapao touched Ramos' butt, it was really tender and sweet!" With the instigation of the on-site commentator, more than 20,000 fans present almost whistled in unison.
Ramos's green face was a little red: "How could his head touch my butt? He obviously pressed it on my waist a few times... It was so cold that it felt quite comfortable, and I felt much lighter."
Qiao Wanxian had already developed a pair of copper-faced iron faces, and said firmly: "Okay, guy, go and perform on the court, show your strength, and prove it to everyone! My Qiao Wanxian's vision is correct, and your Ramos' ability is unquestionable!"
Amid the endless whistles, there were about a thousand blue troops who "supported Joe" shouting loudly, "Joe Cannon will win! You are the best!" Because in the first game, when the scene was behind Manchester United, Joe Wan touched Goodjohansen and Galas's butts a few times, resulting in a major reversal on the field.
Facts have proved that those loyal fans of Qiao Wanxian’s blind admiration is not unreasonable. Less than 5 minutes after Ramos returned to the court, Chelsea equalized the score through the right attack!
In the first half, Ramos was once again facing Wayne Lotrech, who had played tricks on him several times, and showed calmness. When the opponent's old trick was repeated and he wanted to swing past him quickly, he suddenly made a foot and used his strong body to steadily protect the ball under his feet, and then passed it across to midfield core Lampard.
Lampard had already noticed Duff who was inserted at high speed on the right. After a wonderful pass, Duff easily broke into the penalty area. He planned to push his arch directly to Irving, who was eyeing him in the penalty area, but the opponent's defender Mark Hodson saw through his intentions and cleared the ball with his big foot.
The ball was obtained by Sergio Ramos again. He continued to glance in the penalty area and pushed the arch of his foot, but the ball did not fly into the penalty area. Instead, it passed it to the Brazilian Kaka who was ambushing outside the penalty area!
At the peak of his condition, Kaka used stimulants and took the ball in his favorite position without defense. What would happen if he got the ball in his favorite position? There is no doubt that the card-type shot reappeared! In the 51st minute of the game, Kaka helped Chelsea equalize the score!
The handsome and handsome Kaka responded to everyone's doubts about head coach Qiao Wanxian with a handsome goal. Do you see? The young player Ramos assisted me to score!
Even the commentator on the scene had to sigh after seeing this goal: "The power of homosexuality is strong, and flirting is indeed the best way to restore the player's condition! After Qiao Dapao touched Ramos' butt, the little guy seemed to have become a different person, first with a clean steal, then a strange pass. Ramos made great contributions to the equalization goal!"
After scoring the goal, Joe Wanxian replaced Marc Lail with Scott Parker, who had stronger offensive ability. This was the first time Parker made him very excited. To be honest, Joe Wanxian doesn't like defensive midfielder, he prefers organizational midfielder, such as Pirlo, Barack, and Alonso. Although Scott Parker later became the English footballer in 2011, Joe Dapao still has no good feelings for this young player.
He is destined to sell two people next season, one is the black-skinned Marklele, and the other is the Scott Parker who is not visible and leaking. Calculate the time, German tank commander Barack will only have one year left with the club next year, so the transfer operation... should be easier, right?
In the 63rd minute of the game, Chelsea took the lead for the first time!
After getting the ball in the midfield, the magic lamp Lampard cooperated with Kaka tacitly, hit a wonderful hit to the wall and passed directly to Michael Irving, the "Son of the Wind". However, the ball was hurriedly cleared by Crystal Palace defender Tony Popovich, and the ball happened to land at the feet of Joe Cole, who was eyeing him on the left.
Jokol continued to show off his superb foot skills. After shaking the inside, he gave Irving a straight pass ball again. Irving used his body that was several sizes smaller to resist Popovich, and shot with his left foot at the small penalty area. The ball passed between the legs of Crystal Palace goalkeeper Julian Speroni and entered the net!
Suddenly, the Blues fans were in a state of excitement. The cheers from the two thousand fans even overshadowed the nearly 20,000 fans of Crystal Palace. The Helses Park Stadium turned into a sea of joy.
In this goal, Irving showed all the essential qualities of a top striker, body, strength, speed, hardness, shooting skills, and position sense... After scoring the goal, Irving was still standing on the edge of the small penalty area, pointing his proud fingers at the Chelsea coaching seat, and his face showed inexplicable respect and confidence, waiting for his teammates to rush over to celebrate.
2:1, Irving's goal basically solved the result of Chelsea's 3 points in this game, because everyone saw that Chelsea's only loophole, Ramos, was like a chicken blood. After being touched by Qiao Dapao in the second half, he was completely replaced by another person.
"Irving...beautiful goal...is his gesture paying tribute to Qiao Dapao? Alas, we can only hope that Mr. Dawei, the magical coach of Crystal Palace, will make effective tactical adjustments, otherwise Chelsea's attack after wave will be difficult for any team to compete!"
The commentator on the scene was right. Even though Daowei changed two more times, Crystal Palace still failed to defend the goal. In the 75th minute of the game, the score was rewritten again. The goal was Sergio Ramos who was beaten into a sieve in the first half!
The goal was very simple, Kaka took the corner kick. The young Ramos beat Crystal Palace two defenders Mark Hodson and Tony Popovich, and shook his head. A powerful header made goalkeeper Speroni stunned and watched the ball enter the net without any help!
After 3:1, Chelsea's moment finally arrived, and the goal could no longer be suppressed. In the 85th minute of the game, Chelsea scored another goal! The magic lamp Lampard, who had created many opportunities for his teammates, attracted 4 defensive players in Kaka's successive outings and received a comfortable pass, shooting and scoring at the closest corner...
In the end, the score was frozen at 4:1! In Chelsea, Irving, Kaka, Lampard and Ramos each scored one goal, while Crystal Palace scored a 30-meter-long lap shot from the goal like a forward Dodge Freeman hitting a dead mouse.
The match between Arsenal and Blackburn will be held tomorrow night, but no matter what Arsenal score is, Chelsea, which has won all three games and has a goal difference of 18 goals, is definitely the top of the Premier League without any suspense!
On August 25, only two Premier League games were held, one was Chelsea defeated Crystal Palace 4:1, and the other was Birmingham defeated Manchester City 1:0. After the game, major media commented on these two games, but because these two games can be said to be expected, there was no gimmick that could attract fans. Some famous brick prostitutes once again pointed their finger at Qiao Dapao.
Although Qiao Wanxian wants to become famous, I am not Feng Jie Furong, and I don’t want to make a name for myself by using ugly things!
Gonzalez, a reporter from The Guardian, wrote a report specifically "Tender Touch": "Chelsea challenged Crystal Palace away. Although the result was safe, the process was terrifying, especially Ramos' performance in the first half. Fortunately, shortly after the second half, the great Mr. Joe Dapao once again showed his homosexual flirting method. After caressing Ramos' butt for a while, Ramos's condition improved greatly, with the defensive end and excellent offense end, he scored a goal!"
The Daily Mail was even more exaggerated, and he wrote an article "Tenderness and Love Constraint of the Country". His words were explicit and the atmosphere was charming. He directly wrote Qiao Wanxian and Ramos into a beautiful essay. The exaggerated plot and the erotic lyrics of the words were simply unsightly.
When he returned to London, Qiao Wanxian sat in the office in a depressed mood, thinking in his heart: "This group of brainless people know that Cheryl and I have had a scandal, and are still struggling with this problem. Humph! It seems that if I don't make a name for a romantic love saint and picking up girls, this homosexual name cannot be washed away!"
Suddenly, the phone rang, but it was Cheriel who called: "Dear, I read the newspaper and said, "You touched it again?"
Cheryl's voice was sweet and greasy, but Qiao Wanxian said angrily: "Where are you? Go back to London quickly. How many days have I not touched you?"
"Hihe..." Cheriel giggled: "I'm still in Leicester, at the earliest... I'll have to go to London tomorrow night. By the way, you should buy a house as soon as possible. Your apartment is too conspicuous. It would be too inconvenient for me to enter and exit there."
"Buy a house?" Qiao Wanxian couldn't help but smile bitterly. If you want to support you, a big star, at least you should be a high-end villa. But my brother gave all the money to Ye Xuan to pay off his debts, so what should I use to buy a house?
Qiao Wanxian coughed and said, "Well... wait next year, I will buy the most beautiful villa in London! Besides, isn't it good for my apartment to be conspicuous? Let everyone in England know that you Cheryl is my Qiao Wanxian's woman, are you unhappy?"
Cheryl pouted and said, "What are you happy about? You don't know. Recently, a best friend asked me if Qiao Dapao is homosexual."
"What did you say?"
Cheriel smirked: "I said I don't know. I also said that although you have great skills in bed, you are not interested in me yet...hehe..."
"Sheriel, are you crazy?!" Qiao Wanxian roared angrily and snorted coldly: "Okay, I'll wait for you to come to London, let me not let you bloom in the front and back!"
Cheriel cried out in a coquettish voice and said in a trembling voice: "Joe Dapao, you are a big pervert, you are such a homosexual!"
"you!"
"Gee..." Cheriel chuckled sweetly, and then said in a charming voice: "Dear, I will go back to London tomorrow night, please wait for me~~~"
Qiao Wanxian took a deep breath, and his heart was like a small boat on the sea, swinging, swinging to a harbor that was imagining...
Chapter completed!