Chapter 339 Uncle Mu's farce (Congratulations to the first league, Barcelona Barcelona!)
"Boss, the reason why I can hold this trophy is entirely your gift. At this moment, I really want to share this happiness with you. Are you willing to come on stage to hold this golden Golden Globe with me?"
Kaka returned to the microphone and said affectionately.
Mourinho sighed. Having such a good disciple can be considered as having no regrets in this life!
He nodded heavily. His arrogant personality made him too lazy to even look back and say hello to everyone. He waved his hand casually, with a proud figure and a madman's true nature revealed.
Kaka's eyes kept staring at Qiao Wanxian who happened to be sitting behind Mourinho, but she didn't expect that Mourinho suddenly seemed drunk and kept cooperating with his words. He couldn't help but wonder: "I said, Boss, are you fucked?"
Seeing Mourinho standing up with a red face and walking towards this side, Kaka couldn't help but frown: "Is this Jose, can't help but urinate? It's really embarrassing for Real Madrid!"
Kaka has always put all her thoughts on Qiao Wanxian, not realizing the ambiguity in his words that triggered Mourinho's various funny speculations. Louise, who was standing beside him, had an epiphany when she saw Mourinho's posture.
This Portuguese young marshal misunderstood Kaka’s words!
Seeing Mourinho's clown-like performance, Louise almost burst into laughter. However, in this situation, a host's professional quality is well demonstrated and he has controlled his emotions.
Louise showed a charming smile and said gently: "Mr. Mourinho. Please sit in the seat and don't walk around casually."
"Um?"
Mourinho was suddenly shocked, and his eyes looked at Louise with a little disgust in surprise. I said, "What's wrong with you, the host?" Can't you hear Kaka's sincere invitation just now?
I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, so as not to take advantage of others and say that I'm bullying the small one with the big one.
Mourinho ignored Louise and wanted to step up the steps as he raised his foot.
At this moment, a burst of warm applause broke out in the conference room.
Mourinho was stunned. What's going on? Applause again? These people are too enthusiastic. I have to applaud even when I go up the steps? Are you the actors invited by "French Football"?
Just then, Mourinho felt someone patting his shoulder, and then a teasing voice came: "Mr. Mourinho, are you a funny guy invited by the monkey?"
Mourinho suddenly looked angry. When he turned around, he was stunned. Qiao Dapao!
Why is it him?
"What are you doing here? Is it embarrassing?"
Mourinho frowned and looked at Qiao Wanxian with disgust.
I should be the number one young coach in football today. Leading Porto to win the Big Ear Cup is a myth in football history. Unexpectedly, the emergence of Qiao Dapao changed this pattern.
I thought that snatching away Chelsea’s core Kaka last season and breaking up Qiao Dapao’s "Fast Tornado" offensive team in the frontcourt would affect Chelsea’s performance. However, I didn’t expect that the old Zidane went to Chelsea and turned out to be a second spring!
Qiao Wanxian knew that Mourinho was delusionally thinking that the person Kaka was talking about was him. He couldn't help but laugh: "I said, buddy, you should be more careful. The image of Real Madrid that Florentino finally created, don't be ruined here, and you can rest whenever you cool down."
After saying that, he shook his head, ignored him, raised his head and climbed up to the podium, opened his arms, and gave Kaka a warm hug.
There was another storm-like applause at the scene, and the flashing lights flashed the entire auditorium into heaven as dazzling as heaven. Louise also described it emotionally: "What a warm love between master and apprentice, brotherhood."
Mourinho was stunned!
What's going on?
Kaka... Kaka what are you doing?
He turned his head and looked at the seat he sat, and he understood in an instant.
It turned out... Qiao Wanxian's seat was right behind him!
The "head" in Kaka's mouth was not himself, but Qiao Dapao! The person he looked at was not himself, but Qiao Dapao! The camera lenses were not aimed at him, but Qiao Dapao behind him!
Qiao Dapao... Qiao Dapao!
At this moment, Mourinho hated Qiao Wanxian to the core. Seeing everyone's ridiculous and joking eyes, he was so ashamed that he felt ashamed.
At this moment, the Portuguese young marshal felt an unprecedented humiliation. This feeling was like a naked person standing in front of everyone and letting them make fun of him.
I have no shame to see anyone!
I saw that the old face of Real Madrid club Florentino was like eggplant caused by frost, while the general manager Bardano stared at Mourinho with red eyes. His angry look was so angry that he wanted to rush up to fill his old fist.
Real Madrid's face has been defeated!
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The grand ceremony of the European Golden Globe Awards, people all over the world have witnessed Kaka's respect and admiration for Qiao Wanxian. Of course, they have also seen another characteristic of Mourinho's "madman" personality - self-righteousness.
On the Internet, there are jokes, ps photos, and spoof videos written by netizens. In short, Mourinho's fame has exploded a lot in recent times, and the recent search volume has even exceeded Qiao Wanxian and Xinke European Footballer Kaka.
Real Madrid officials did not answer any questions about this topic, and Mourinho also did not mention any words about this topic.
However, in the next La Liga match against Malaga, everyone saw some clues.
Real Madrid's starting midfielder has been replaced, not the new European Golden Ball winner Kaka, but the 14th Master Jose Guti!
Although Real Madrid finally defeated their opponents 2-0 with goals from Ronaldo and Drogba, Kaka's hiding still caused heated discussions in the media after the game.
Mourinho's answer was clear: "Kaka was not on the roster because of technical reasons. Guti's condition and ability are better than him, that's that simple."
However, someone then had questions. Even the youth training young player Balboa made an exception and entered the roster. Kaka was actually out of the election? Could it be that Balboa's state is stronger than Kaka?
If you have grudges, you have grudges. To be honest, is it necessary to disobey the evil spirits like this?
Based on this alone, Qiao Dapao is ten thousand times stronger than you!
Due to Mourinho, Real Madrid Club has not had a good time during this period. Public Relations Minister Butragno has been busy recently.
However, Forbes' latest World Football Club Value List made Real Madrid feel relieved.
Real Madrid beat the Red Devils and Manchester United and ranked first!
Since Florentino came to power, he began to evolve Real Madrid into a modern enterprise. Executive Director Jose Sanchez gave advice and advocated applying Disney's business strategy to the field of football.
Disney's marketing plan, called "The Lion King", aims to attract new consumers through movies, DVDs, wristbands, souvenirs, tableware and musicals.
Real Madrid began to do this method as usual.
Sure enough, in just a few years, the brand value of Real Madrid has risen sharply. The marketing of player portrait rights and the development of the Bernabeu Stadium have brought unprecedented revenue to Real Madrid. Even the authoritative assessment agency Deloitte has determined that Real Madrid is already the richest club in the world.
In terms of performance, except for the poor season led by Queros, he has won championships in other years, especially with superstars, which has been recognized by fans.
Of course, Uncle Mu's farce is somewhat difficult for Real Madrid fans, who have always claimed to be aloof, to accept it.
On Forbes' list, after Real Madrid and Manchester United, Serie A giant AC Milan occupies third place on the list, followed by Premier League powerhouse Arsenal, and fifth place is Chelsea, the hottest team in football today.
It’s not that Qiao Wanxian doesn’t work hard, but that his family is too weak. Without decades of operation on this list, it is impossible for Chelsea to reach the top with its current strength.
Then there were Bayern Munich, Juventus, Barcelona, Inter Milan and other giant teams, and Liverpool ranked tenth.
Speaking of Liverpool, Benitez has been under much less pressure recently, and the team is getting better and better in running-in. Although there is less Gerald, the Reds' midfielder has Xavi, Alonso, Marklele and Cowell, which is excellent in offense and defense, and has won five consecutive victories in the league.
However, in the last round of the Champions League group stage on December 7, Benitez gave up the idea of winning and even planned to send a substitute to preserve his strength to deal with the league.
At the Stamford Bridge game, Benitez did not have the confidence to win.
Moreover, even if Liverpool loses, it will have no impact on the final ranking of the group. Liverpool has won 3 wins, 1 draw and 1 loss in 5 games, and has secured 10 points, so it has secured the quota for qualifying in the group. Chelsea has won 5 games, 5 wins and 15 points in 5 games.
Even if Liverpool wins this game, he will still be the second most in the group. Why waste the players' physical fitness and energy?
Benitez and Joe Wanxian had a good relationship, so they called him directly and told him what he thought, saying that he would send a substitute at Stamford Bridge.
Qiao Wan said casually: "Thank you."
This thank you really comes from the heart.
During the next period of time, Chelsea will face an extremely intensive schedule, which is a great test for players' physical fitness.
For example, now, Qiao Wanxian is studying the registration list of 23 people in the Club World Cup. The team doctor just submitted a report saying that Lampard's thigh muscles were severely pulled up and he would be absent for at least one month!
Qiao Wanxian has only 23 players in the first team. Who will replace Lampard? Are there any players in the reserve team with outstanding ability?
Now Qiao Wanxian regrets it a little. In the summer, we should really reserve more players. Like Manchester United and Real Madrid, there are 25 or 26 players in the first team, which is the necessary means for the survival of the giants.
Chapter completed!