Chapter 31 Family Education, Fried Shredded Pork with Belt
In the middle of the night, you actually ran under my bed and cried with pigs, and you still wanted to tell ghost stories?
I really want to kill you, a lunatic!
The ghost story begins.
I heard the magnetic voice quietly say: "A long time ago, there was a girl named Sadako. She died, and she died very miserably... So she likes to come out of the TV..."
Pan Xi swallowed, feeling that if this continues, he will be crazy sooner or later.
"I...I'm afraid of ghosts. Where is Teacher Sarna?"
She couldn't help asking.
Ding Li suddenly stood with his hands behind his back and said loudly: "Sarna received the Pope's order again and left the Sanctuary to carry out the mission."
“Yes…is it?”
Pansi trembled all over and sat on the bed, with no hope of falling in love.
The umbrella of Sarna actually went to perform the mission again.
The moment she didn't want to face finally came.
The ghost doesn't know what strange things this senior brother will do to him.
No, I don't want to stay with this lunatic!
Pansy was roaring in his heart.
"So, I will be responsible for supervising your cultivation work."
Ding Li announced with a smile: "There are no ghost stories below. We will play Q&A questions. There is no reward for answering correctly, and there will be punishment for making mistakes."
“Ask a question.”
"What kind of woman should a man with a handsome and elegant man like his senior brother and a rich harvest?"
Ding Li held his hands behind his back, and did not allow the other party to refuse to drag, so he directly entered the Q&A mode.
"Senior brother, this... Pan Xi is still young, I don't understand!"
Pansy was very depressed.
Why did this senior brother, who had a trick on his head, ask such a question that has nothing to do with cultivation?
Also, is it a good harvest to describe people?
"If you can't answer, you will deduct ten."
Ding Li raised an index finger, then drew an S-shaped shape in the air, and smiled and said, "Senior brother likes graceful and plump figures, especially long-legged ladies with S-shaped figures. It is best to look good, and the senior brother who wants snake-like faces and peach-eyed eyes also likes it."
Pansy scratched his head and suddenly said, "Wait... Isn't Teacher Sarna like this? Do you like Teacher Sarna?"
You can't say that Sarna is tall, has a pointed chin, graceful curves, and has a pair of long legs.
She had seen Sarna's true face. Sarna also looked very beautiful. Not only did she have beautiful facial features, but she also had a pair of fox eyes. Her narrow and charming eyes were extremely beautiful. Especially when she rolled her eyes, she even felt very charming.
It’s a pity that Sarna wore a mask every day, and others couldn’t see her appearance at all.
"Sharna? Wrong, wrong."
Ding Li shook his head slightly: "Teacher Sarna is too sarcastic, not the type I like!"
"In addition, Sarna has a bad temper and always has teeth and claws. At first glance, it is caused by no man for a long time. She walks with tremendous and tiring like a tigress."
Ding Li complained.
After hearing this, Pansy suddenly wanted to laugh.
Sarna is very decisive in her behavior and always fierce men. She is taller than some male Saint Seiya, and her strength is not worse than most male Saint Seiya.
Ding Li should be afraid of such a woman.
“Ask a question.”
"Pancy, if there are traitors in our holy realm, what method will the senior brother use to punish the traitors?"
Ding Li raised three fingers.
"One, throw the traitor into the cesspool and soak it for 70 to 49 days to make a human-shaped stinky salted fish."
"Two, ride the traitor onto the wooden donkey, strip away his clothes and carry the wooden donkey to parade in the holy land, and then destroy the five senses and throw them into a group of old bachelors, allowing them to humiliate them."
"Three, send the traitor into my house, let me serve me for 49 days with wax, and then strangle me to death."
Every time Pansy listened to one, he felt his heart sucking.
These are extremely cruel means of punishment, and some methods have never been heard of, and the other party seems to be targeting women.
She is obviously young, so how can she know so much?
What is a wooden donkey?
Ding Li's extraordinary advanced education really made her frightened. Could it be that the other party was hinting at something?
Of course, she would not think that her disguise would have flaws.
I'm still a child!
Ding Li said lightly: "You can start choosing now, and the answer is wrong and the 10% deduction."
"third?"
Pansy hesitated for a while and replied deliberately.
"The answer is wrong, tens of them are deducted!"
Ding Li ruthlessly raised his second finger: "I have no feelings for the traitor and I won't even touch it. I must first whip her hard in public, whip the other person every day, and whip for a year and a half.
"It will definitely be interesting to see her screaming. Think about it and feel so picture-like!"
So dirty, so ruthless, so shameless!
Pan Xi sighed in his heart that Ding Li's brain is indeed different from that of ordinary people, and what he does is beyond expectations.
She calmed down and said, "It should be the first one."
"And wrong, ten points are deducted!"
Ding Li raised his third finger and sighed, "Senior brother is absolutely cruel to the traitor. He will definitely throw it away if he throws the pit. However, the senior brother will cut it into pieces and create countless scars on this person's body, throw it into the cesspool, and slowly watch her rot."
"It's fine if you cut it into pieces, but you actually have to cut it there..."
Pan Xi felt a mess in his heart and asked weakly: "Senior brother, even if he is a traitor, there is no need to use such cruel torture."
"Pancy, you have to remember that traitor traitors are the most shameful, despicable, and least popular guy. If I let my senior brother know who is the traitor traitor, and who is cross-legged traitor, even if I encounter it in the toilet, I will press her to death in the pit."
Ding Li's eyes showed crazy murderous intent and said coldly: "Traitor, if you die, you will have no place to bury yourself. If you peel off your skin and cramps, you will not relieve your hatred even if you cut it into pieces. Pansi, if you become a traitor one day, don't blame me for being a ruthless person at that time."
"Do you understand?"
"Understood!"
Pansi trembled all over and nodded fiercely, tears flashing in his eyes.
As the commander of the underworld army, the woman that Hades trusted the most is not scared, but she was really frightened at this moment.
Ding Li's murderous aura, which was actually murderous, made her frightened, and the heart that pressed her almost stopped beating and could hardly move at all.
At this moment, she was a little dazed and really suspected that this person had seen through his identity.
When the murderous aura dissipated, she took a deep breath and couldn't wait to say, "Senior Brother, I guess you will choose the second one, anyway, you will choose one."
"All wrong, twenty points deducted."
Ding Li straightened his other two fingers and said slowly: "Only children do multiple-choice questions, adults will choose all."
He smiled, and his smile was so evil and domineering.
Pan Xi's heart was shattered.
You actually chose everything!
Then why did you let me choose?
This is obviously playing with yourself.
"Senior Brother, you are playing with someone, I don't accept it."
Pan Xi pouted his mouth and looked unhappy.
"It doesn't matter whether you accept it or not. I only know that you have been deducted fifty points. Activating a finger for every ten points has completely activated my big palm. It's time to spank below..."
"Spanking!?"
Her delicate body shook, gathering all the divine power in her body, really trying to summon the divine fork.
If you dare to touch me, I will fight you!
Ding Li's eyes were filled with evil light, and his fists rattled:
Chapter completed!