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Chapter 44 Bird Lord

The road is dark and keeps moving forward.

Suddenly, he felt a blur before his eyes and his body had fallen to the ground again.

When I opened my eyes, the sky was blue and the sun was shining.

Birds sing and flowers are fragrant everywhere, and there are colorful flowers. Not far away, there are streams, green mountains and green waters. What a blessed place to see the world!

Han Yun suddenly lost his trace, and there were many busy disciples in the fields. Yang Que was not in a hurry, walked slowly and looked slowly, and praised him secretly.

A strong green cow suddenly appeared on the ridge in front of the field.

It swayed its tail and walked leisurely, with its watery eyes looking left and right, which was very comfortable.

Suddenly, it got out of the field and walked to a disciple who was weeding. Its front legs were like a dog and squatted down!

The disciple was shocked, and quickly pulled his ears with both hands, stuck out his tongue, then stuck out his fart, and let out a loud fart with a "pop" at it.

The green bull was not only not annoyed, but also extremely excited. He kept moaning and a happy smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

It was playing with it, and then got up and walked to another disciple. The disciple did it in the same way, still pulling his ears and sticking out his tongue, and farting at it.

The green bull was overjoyed and became even more leisurely.

Yang Que smiled strangely, stopped and stopped leaving.

Unexpectedly, the green bull suddenly discovered him, immediately roared, raised his four hooves and rushed towards him like crazy!

Yang Que did not dare to hesitate and quickly fled. The space in the giant clam's mouth must be Xie Ning's cultivation cave. There were probably restrictions everywhere, so he naturally did not dare to do it easily, nor did he dare to use his magic power casually.

The green bull behind him chased him hard, as if he was chasing his father-killing enemy.

His legs were not as good as his limbs, and soon the green bull chased him, jumped in front of him, blocking his way.

The green bull raised a huge and hard hoof and smashed it hard towards his head!

As the skull was about to be smashed and the brain burst, Yang Quefu hurriedly pulled his ears with both hands, stuck out his tongue, and at the same time, his face was squeezed with an ugly smile than crying.

The method really worked. As soon as he was done, the blue cow's stone hooves immediately stopped and stopped on top of his head. At the same time, a pair of round eyes were staring at him.

Yang Que cursed inwardly, and saw that his hooves had not been put down, so he had to turn around and stick out his fart, and fart was harshly at it, then turned around and looked at it with a flattering smile on his face, indicating that he was also a person who acted according to the rules.

After the silent fart, the green bull was stunned and indeed slowly lowered his hooves.

However, after a moment, its thick nose moved hard, and suddenly the bull's face changed, and he became furious. He suddenly raised his two hooves and smashed it down at Yang Que's head!

At the same time, the bull angrily spit out the words of the human beings that made him wake up: "It's so bad he is!"

Yang Que regretted it and fled, clamoring for help while escaping. The disciples who worked in the field ignored him and did not even look at him.

When he ran to a big tree, he hurriedly jumped onto the trunk and climbed up hard, but with a "splash" sound, he landed on the ground again.

When he looked at it, he cursed. It turned out that the tree was a good tree, but the bark was gone, leaving only the bark of the tree, which was a bark that was left with a naked trunk.

Yang Que was anxious and angry. He was about to circle around the bare tree trunk, but he saw the green bull stopping in place and glaring at him angrily. His thick nose wings opened and closed, and he was steaming, but he didn't come.

"I am a little bird. I want to fly but can't fly high..."

A hoarse and unpleasant singing suddenly came from above his head. Yang Que was shocked and looked up. A little bird with darkness stood on the tiny branches, with its wings fluttering hard, but it couldn't fly.

When the green ox heard the song, he mooed low and turned around and left.

Yang Que looked at the bird in surprise and said, "You can speak human language?"

The little black bird was unhappy: "You can't speak human words, you bird man!"

Yang Que smiled and said, "I am not a birdman, but I can speak birds."

The little black bird didn't believe it: "Then tell me the bird's singing."

Yang Que said: "Twitter, chatter, chatter..."

"Your Madam, you're chirping!" The little black bird was angry, "You're the second one. The sparrow is crying for spring!"

Yang Que smiled embarrassedly and said, "To be honest, Uncle Bird, can you help me with some advice?"

"Call me!" the little black bird shouted.

Yang Que said honestly: "Master Bird, can you point me in the way?"

The little black bird smiled meaningfully and said, "There are unspoken rules for me to do things."

Yang Que's face changed slightly, as if he had thought of something, he quickly covered his chrysanthemum and said unhappily: "I'm afraid you can get in and can't get out..."

The little black bird looked contemptuous: "Don't let your uncle's fart, lewd. A slutty guy! My unspoken rule is to make you pull your ears and stick out your tongue, stick out your fart, and fart!"

Yang Que breathed a sigh of relief, but hesitated: "But my fart..."

"Don't talk nonsense, let it go!" the little black bird interrupted.

Yang Que stopped hesitating, pinched his ears with both hands, spit out his tongue, turned around and poked his fart, and gave him a silent fart at it!

The little black bird smiled and nodded with satisfaction. Just as he was about to open his mouth to speak, his face suddenly changed and he exclaimed: "Damn it - it's really his stinking!"

After saying that, his head tilted and fell off the branch.
Chapter completed!
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