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One hundred and eighty-eighth chapter [Luo Shen Fu] two in one

Bai Dong seemed to have a magical magic. Ying Shu was much more obedient now. After Lao Ying Lian went to see his daughter in person, she laughed happily and held Bai Dong's hand to ask him why the princess suddenly recovered. Bai Dong immediately stood on the same line with Li Jiang, widened her eyes and asked Ying Lian, is the princess ever sick? The boy really doesn't know. Ying Lian could only touch his beard and look at him, and then suddenly realized, you are right, you are really confused.

Old Ying Lian is confused, Li Jiang is not confused. The people in Jingjian have long been rewarded. The princess has really become obedient now. She will never go to drill dog holes every day, nor will she knock people out and tie them in the cellar. Now she falls in love with chanting and writing fu, and sometimes she will go to the yard to embroider and be a female red. By the way, she will no longer refuse the etiquette officer now, and she will take time to learn etiquette every day...

Li Jiang was so curious that she had to live with her daughter when she was young. She had not found a doctor in private, but she had no way to treat her. She only gradually improved after she was thirty years old. Now her daughter is in the youthful young Ai. According to her experience, it should be the craziest time. What method did this kid use to make Shu'er return to normal?

Eating the marrow and knowing the taste, Li Jiang Tai understands how tempting the 'that kind of thing' is for young people. Shu'er cannot be good for herself. It must be because this kid has used the means and must be asked clearly and kept in mind. If his grandson has this problem in the future, it will be easier to treat it.

Bai Dong firmly stated that the princess' recovery from illness had nothing to do with her. No matter how hard Li Jiang did both soft and hard, she would not say anything. It was a joke. If she told Li Jiang that she gave Ying Shu a pair of small and cute handcuffs and handcuffs to Ying Shu, she would not have swallowed herself alive? Gongshu, who helped him make this thing with her own hands, asked him several times but he didn't say it. It would be a disaster if he told him. Now he was really afraid that Li Jiang would ask about this matter. Once he asked, the naked little princess's jade body would appear in front of him, and the small wooden handcuffs he gave him were on her wrists and ankles. A man would have a nosebleed.

Fortunately, I have to set out to Qi State, so I don’t have to be harassed by the old beauty all day long. With Bai Dong’s intelligence, I can’t figure out why Li Jiang is particularly concerned about this ‘prescription’? Let’s go quickly, I would rather be harassed by the little beauty on the way to Qi State than stay away from the old beauty in Liyang. This is so terrible!

The "Zuo Geng incident" came very timely. This year, the future King Wei of Qi was exactly sixteen years old. Because the Duke of Qi Tian Wu was in a state of illness, according to the rules of the Jun family, he, the crown prince in the future, would be promoted in advance. Half a month ago, Qi sent an envoy to come. I hope that Lao Qin would send the princess as soon as possible, and it would be best to perform the birth ceremony when the prince was promoted in Qi. From then on, Qin and Qi married each other, even if they became children's in-laws.

Marriage is different from alliance. It is normal for national marriages during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. Later generations said that Qin and Jin were good. However, they did not know that Qin and Jin were one thing, and it was another thing that was a bloody fight. It was common for father-in-law to beat his son-in-law and brother-in-law to beat his brother-in-law.

The Qi State has been strong since Guan Zhong's reforms. Unfortunately, Jiang Xiaobai was close to villains and far away from wise ministers, and he was starved to death in the palace. Even though Yan Ying was a great sage, it was still difficult to stop the decline. The Tian family replaced Qi. The country was turbulent and weak, and gradually despised by Shandong countries. Although the Duke of Qi is a capable monarch, he opened the Jixia Academy to recruit famous scholars in the world, but it was not yet at the peak of Zhongxing. Although he was known as the most powerful country in the East for salt profit, he was also deeply disliked by Wei. The Three Jins had no good feelings for Qi, and Yan State had the deepest hatred with Qi. The Chu people did not like Qi people, and Qi people looked down on Chu even more. Now the prince of Qi must have a wife. Is there any other choice not to marry Lao Qin?

However, despite the marriage, Qi still looked down on Qin. Although it was a marriage to send the princess, wasn’t it a direct contest between the two countries? Therefore, the princess’ dowry must be rich. No matter how poor the old Qin was, the best silk and satin and the specialty gold of Chu were filled with twenty boxes. They even purchased a lot of pens, ink, paper and ink produced by the Bai family, showing that our Qin State is also a place for etiquette.

This alone is not enough, and the sending of brides should not be weak. It is not suitable for the white-haired Ganlong. I have never heard of the country's important officials sending the bride. The young people with too low titles and too shallow qualifications cannot be suppressed. Looking at the old Qin court, there is no one more suitable than Bai Dong. Zuo Geng is already a high-ranking and a famous Bai Zi all over the world. He will not lose his face. The most important thing is that his body is strong enough.

She could not see off the bitter wine. She could understand and trust Bai Dong infinitely, but she didn't want to see Ying Shu's carriage. Imagine that there was a little princess who had been stripped naked in the carriage and acted in front of her husband? In ancient times, women could tolerate her husband's romantic affair, and even took more than a dozen concubines, but she would still be jealous. This has not changed much in the past two thousand years, but she would not fight for her to be jealous. Is a poor princess who is about to marry the prince of Qi happy?

There were only two hundred Qin troops escorted the convoys of brides, which was a major marriage between the Duke and the Duke. The countries they passed along along the way, regardless of whether they had any hatred between them, had the country dispatched troops to protect them, so there were no need for many people, and there was no need for masters and robbers. However, Bai Yue was very worried and sent Nie Zhulai, but was driven back by Bai Dong. What a joke, there were only two masters in Baijiazhuang. The fleas are now in Lantian, and your family is still protected by you. I have the support of a large army here, and I am afraid that people will bite the birds? After Qin territory, it is Wei State, which is a country with our old Qin. If the convoys of brides are missing, Wei Ying will still have the face? Don't worry, Wei State is more nervous than Lao Qin.

Sending the princess to get married is the most difficult and tiring job in the world. Ordinary business trips can also be used for water. The princess is a daughter, but she must make plans on the land. She must also worry about safety on the road, and be careful that the little princess has diarrhea if she is not suitable for the local conditions... The most painful thing is Bai Dong, Ying Shu is a crazy woman. She always likes to send Xiaochuner to invite her if she has something to do. It won’t be possible if she doesn’t go. When she goes crazy, she will jump out of the car in her socks to find Bai Dong.

"Mr. Bai, Princess is welcome."

After passing Zheng County, the fief of Lord Wengheng, Wucheng Ling. This time, the closest journey was to travel to the Yinjin line of Wucheng. It was faster than going to Hangu Pass. It was about to enter Wei. Ying Shu was about to enter the Wei realm, so she could not help herself. She ignored the eyes of others and ordered Xiaochuner to come and invite Bai Dong again.

With the strange eyes of the Qin army soldiers, Bai Dong gritted the bullet and walked into Ying Shu's carriage. Ying Shu also invited him several times along the way. The little girl was pretty good and just asked him about the wonderful use of the little handcuffs. Bai Dong searched for the dry intestines and could barely deal with it every time, but finally did not cause trouble with the matter between Master Wei and the bastard princess.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the carriage, Xiao Chuner locked the car door from outside, and Bai Dong was shocked. The atmosphere of this era is open, but the messengers of the brides did not linger in the princess's car. In the past few meetings, they had opened the car windows and doors so that the Qin army guards outside could faintly see the princess and Bai Zuo Geng Q&A conversation, not afraid of anyone criticizing it. Is he going to be crazy this time? Not only was the car window closed, but the car door was also locked. It was over, Xiao Chuner, who was usually honest and honest, was actually damaged by this crazy princess!

"what you up to?"

Fortunately, Ying Shu was still neatly dressed, just looking at him with a smile. Her hands were very honest, and she seemed to have no idea of ​​taking off her clothes. Bai Dong breathed a sigh of relief and said with a wry smile: "I have entered the Wei realm, don't do anything randomly. If it is a humiliating the national system, I will certainly be punished, and you, the princess, is also the fate of being demoted to the common people."

"Hehe, you said you taught me when you do it. You will chop your head first, do you think so?"

Ying Shu smiled, and a little bit of Li Jiang's style suddenly appeared in her eyebrows and eyes: "Mr. Bai, Bai Zuo Geng, you have planned well. Your father and mother are so cruel. I didn't expect you to be so ruthless. Do you really want to send me to Qi? Do you want me to harm me?"

What is this crazy girl going to do? Resisting political marriage? No, how could she have such political awareness? I heard that Tian Yinqi was addicted to the minority and did not care about the right path of the country? It was even more nonsense. When it comes to being a rebellious, can anyone compare herself to herself? Even if she didn't want to marry to Qi, she would have done something long ago. Now she has been in Wei before she regrets it?

Bai Dong was one head and two big, and was in the powder pussy, so he had to deal with it carefully: "What does the princess mean?"

"Brother and mother know. Ying Shu didn't like to study since she was a child, and she was called the princess of a country in vain. In fact... she couldn't even make a decent poem. I heard that Qi State was in a prosperous state, and even the guardians could write a few words and do half a poem. Now she is going to marry to Qi State. Isn't this to be ridiculed? Bai Dong! Don't think that this princess wouldn't know. A person who was loyal to this princess told me along the way that Tian Yinqi is a famous poem in Qi State, and I will definitely be looked down upon by him! I don't care. Are you the most capable person in Lao Qin? Let's write a few poems for me. When I arrived at the bridal chamber, I read it to the boy, and scared him to death!"

"Which brave guy is gossiping in front of you? If I find out, he will definitely smash his mouth!"

Bai Dong snorted coldly, but his heart was slightly relaxed. It was rare... This crazy girl actually had a motivated spirit and knew that she had studied? Well, Tian Yinqi is a famous talent in Shandong countries. If this girl didn't have a few poems that could be used, Lao Qin would be looked down upon. But she had never learned any poems. Not to mention the poems, she couldn't even understand them in a recent style, and she would have no idea how to start if she wanted to teach them.

"Why, don't you want to teach me?"

"Where is it? But the carriage is stuffy. It seems that you don't have to close the windows and doors when teaching you to write poems? Why don't you open it first?"

"If you don't open it, how can the soldiers see this princess's learning of poetry and verses? Wouldn't that be very shameless?"

"oh......"

Bai Dong was speechless for a moment. The mad princess who was keen on whipping was actually a person who cherished her face. This was even more shocking than the discovery of nuclear weapons in the pre-Qin era.

"The princess has grown up! I have never lost my face, so I asked Bai Zuo for advice on the words and poems. This kind of thirst for learning is touching. If the Lord and the wife learn this, I will be extremely happy and I will also be highly rewarded. It is wonderful, wonderful. I must leave here immediately, otherwise if the princess discovers and interrupts her desire to learn is my sin!"

After Bai Dong and Ying Shu finished the conversation, a gray shadow suddenly shot out from under the carriage where the princess drove, hiding into the dense forest at the bend of the road. His body was very fast, and Qin Jun, who was closest to the carriage, just felt the light in front of him. It seemed that something had passed by, and he thought it was a hare and pheasant.

Almost as the gray shadow flashed out, a smile flashed in Ying Shu's eyes. The father and mother really underestimated her too much. During these days she was under house arrest, her first hobby for being dizzy and slapped and innocent, and her second hobby was listening to the wind; even Li Jiang didn't even know that her baby daughter was born with amazing hearing, and she could hear the spring flowers blooming and autumn grass falling from the sound of the wind, and a puppy ten feet away begging for spring.

Modern medical research has proved that when people suffer from certain mental illness, they often have a certain advantage that ordinary people do not have; for example, some autistic patients have amazing memory, can memorize all the train schedules, and can update them with the Ministry of Railways data, while others can taste thousands of flavors. They are ten times stronger than the world's food judges, and this violent little princess has amazing hearing.

The master from the Old Qin Palace was also considered a personal master of Fan Qiang. His light body skills were almost as weak as fleas. He easily concealed hundreds of Qin troops, but he never expected that he could not conceal this little princess.

Which poem or poem should I copy? It's embarrassing! Since I traveled through time, I have always been a time traveler. I have never copied any poems. Of course, the modern style poems are not popular in this era. Even if I copy Tang and Song lyrics, I probably won't appreciate it. Now, for the sake of the face of Lao Qin and in order to "safely" get out of the crazy princess' car, I have to copy it. After all, I have graduated from the liberal arts. I still have some understanding of poems and poems.

Fu is not equal to Han Fu. It is divided into Sao Fu, scattered Fu, parallel Fu, rule Fu, and literary Fu. It was only developed to the peak in the Han Dynasty. Therefore, people often think of the Han Dynasty when talking about Fu. In fact, it originated in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. For example, the famous patriotist poet Mi Yuan, and the beautiful man Song Yu, who was fantasized by countless women in later generations, are all masters.

It is difficult to memorize the pre-Qin period verses after graduating from the liberal arts. Fortunately, although the Ci was extinct, Fu flourished in the Han and Tang Dynasties. There were many famous verses in the Han and Tang Dynasties, and even poets of the Song Dynasty were all unprofessional. It was not a big problem to just find a poem to make this absurd princess.

"The princess is right...well, I see that the princess is beautiful and beautiful, just like the God of Luoshui, so I wrote a poem "The Goddess of Luoshu" to the princess? Then the princess will say that she was looking in the mirror and even Tian Yinqi can't see through it."

"Okay, okay, this "The Goddess of Luo River" was made by this princess. Tell me quickly and listen..."

"Well, then the princess, please listen carefully: In the seventh year of Wangchu, I traveled to Lidu and passed through Luochuan. The ancients said that the god of this water was called Tianfei... If the shoulders were shaved, the waist would be as simple as possible. The neck would be stretched out. The neck would be beautiful and the neck would be beautiful. The white texture would be revealed, the fragrance would be unpleasant, the silk stockings would be dusty. If the movement was impermanent, it would be dangerous and safe. If the progress was difficult, it would be as difficult as going. If it would be, it would be as long as going..."

It is not easy to copy this poem. Time, place, and characters must be modified. Cao Zhi's poem "The Lotus God" was changed by Bai Dong, and he became the story of the little princess of Qin who dreamed of himself as a beautiful Luoshui when she was imagining Luoshui. Although this story is a bit idiotic, most of the original text is still written by Cao Zijian. The article is gorgeous and Zizi is like Ji. It is still possible to deceive a single Tian Yinqi. Anyway, there are many gods since ancient times in China. How could the famous Luoshui have only one god? There were the Three Kingdoms periods, and there were the pre-Qin periods, and there were no flaws.

"It's so good! So you have such a good literary talent, no wonder you can publish a book..."

Ying Shu was so happy that she slapped her high-high and cheered. In order to express her gratitude, she personally picked up a cup of fragrant tea: "Drink it soon. I have done such a long poem. It seems that I will feel distressed if I feel tired."

"Thank you, Princess!"

Bai Dong took it and drank it all. As soon as he put it back, he suddenly felt a flash in front of him. The scenery in the car suddenly became blurred. Ying Shu's face suddenly became longer and flat, just like a haha ​​mirror. His hearing became ten times more sensitive than usual. Ying Shu's laughter was like thunder roar, and every word seemed to be able to penetrate deep into his heart.

"Hehe, aren't you falling down this time? Bai Zuogeng, Mr. Bai, Brother Bai, do you know that people are actually thinking about you all the time... By the way, the little handcuffs you gave me are the best. Can I handcuff your hands first? Be good, be an obedient and good child..."

The figure in front of him swayed, and the white flesh smelled like a scent. Bai Dong shook his nose, it smelled so fragrant that his heart was so hot that he felt like a cannonball that could be fired at any time.

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