Chapter 11 Masochism (1)
Bird Bude said: "Bah! Who is the bad water? Who is the bad water? Haha... Haha! By the way, I will follow you... Haha, I will stay for a few days, and then leave... I will save the fool from being entangled and I am so annoyed!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "I'm not interested in taking you!"
Bird Bud said anxiously: "Why? Why...haha, you...I'm a good bird!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "I can't afford to lose this person. I will be laughed at by a bird that is full of swearing and narcissistic!"
Bird Bud said: "Being laughed at by someone? Then just joke, as long as the bird doesn't laugh at it... Wow, ga, there are no swear words, no narcissism... Nonsense!"
Lei Xingfeng raised his hand and threw Bird Bude out, saying, "Don't mess with me, or you'll pluck your hair and grill it!"
After a roll in the air, the black bird flew into the air, paused for a moment, then landed again, and stopped directly on Lei Xingfeng's shoulder, saying, "Don't be so rude, be decent, be decent!"
Jin Daya and the other two listened to the conversation between each person and a bird in a daze. They had never seen such a despicable and talkable bird.
A layer of electric arc suddenly appeared on Lei Xingfeng's body, and it hit the black bird in an instant. He wanted to make the black bird suffer a little, but he forgot that the black bird was also thunder attribute. That little lightning could not hurt the black bird at all. The most amazing thing was that the black bird actually sucked the lightning that was hit into its body, and shouted in its mouth: "Oh... it feels good! Come again!"
Jin Daya couldn't help but smile and said, "Afeng, you two have the same attributes, he is not afraid of thunder and lightning."
Lei Xingfeng was a little unbeliever and slapped the black bird down from his shoulder and said, "Try this!" A thick current flew out.
Crack!
The electric current hit the black bird directly. The black bird trembled like a dead leaf in the wind. It shook on the ground for two minutes. Lei Xingfeng smiled and said, "I don't believe it!"
Bird Bud finally stopped shaking, and it shouted, "I'm shaking to death... Ga? Ga! Oh my, it's amazing, come again! Come again!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "I'll just rub it. Do you need to beat me? Is it okay!"
Crack!
Another thick electric current hit the black bird. In an instant, the bird Bud trembled wildly again, and the electric arcs flashed on his body, but his spirit became more and more energetic, and his body became bigger. After a while, it stopped trembling, and its voice changed: "Oh my God... I've sent it, I've sent it... Haha! Haha..."
Crazy Eagle whispered: "Is it laughing?"
Xianghu said: "Well, it seems like he is laughing..."
Jin Daya said in confusion: "It said... it sent? What did it send?"
I heard Bird Bud shout, "Come again, come again! Haha! Hurry up, hurry up!"
Lei Xingfeng understood. This guy then continued his attack and quickly absorbed lightning and actually grew a little. Of course he wouldn't be so stupid. He said, "I'm not interested anymore!"
Bird Bud exclaimed strangely: "Wow...ga, you can't do this. You can't hang a bird in the air without going up or down. This, this...please, hit me, hit me! Please..."
Everyone was speechless. Where did this bird appear? Not only did it ask for support, but it also asked for abuse?
In fact, Lei Xingfeng really wanted to abduct this black bird, but now he gradually understood that this bird is quite weird and belongs to the master who is not able to walk away and leads backwards. If you show interest in him, the bird will definitely fly away, so he is going to do the opposite now.
"What am I doing to hit you? Don't hit you!"
Bird Bud flew down on Lei Xingfeng's shoulder again, his throat changed and he said, "Please..."
Lei Xingfeng's hair was standing up, because the sound was definitely not the sharp scream just now, but the sound of a woman acting cute. I don't know how it imitated it, it looked like the voice of a little girl.
"Damn... Can you stop talking like this? It's so disgusting. You are a bird, not a person!"
Bird Bud acted coquettishly and said, "You promised me... well..."
Lei Xingfeng raised his hand and lifted it away, saying, "His grandma, if you speak in this voice, I will strip you of hair!"
Bird Bude said: "It's so rude! Bird Bude decided and will follow you in the future..." His voice changed and said: "You can be kind to others..."
Lei Xingfeng suddenly had a steel rod in his hand and said, "If you say this fuckingly, I will knock you to death with the rod!"
Bird Bud hit Lei Xingfeng's shoulder again, as if there was something attraction here. It said, "Okay, okay, you can't make any jokes at all. Is it very fulfilling to bully a bird?"
Lei Xingfeng was stunned. This guy's mouth was simply terrible, and it was reasonable to say anything.
Putting down the gangbang, Lei Xingfeng said: "Okay, follow me... if you have the conditions, otherwise you will die far away!"
Bird Bud was immediately fooled, and it said: "What conditions?"
Lei Xingfeng said: "You must obey my command, well, even my subordinates!"
Bird Bud blinked his eyes and said, "There is no problem to follow the command, you need to be rewarded, right! That's reward!"
There was nothing to ask for, Lei Xingfeng nodded and said, "Well, there is no problem, what reward do you want?"
"Twice a day... no, three times, hit me!" said Toribud.
Lei Xingfeng almost failed. This requirement was too weird, but he immediately realized that the bird wanted to practice in this way. He nodded and said, "Well, okay, three times, no objection. If he performed well, he would reward him once or twice." Since it deserves a beating, it would be fine to beat him up.
Bird Bude was very satisfied and said, "The deal is completed!" As he said that, he flew to Lei Xingfeng and said, "Don't regret it!"
Lei Xingfeng held back his laughter and said, "No problem!" As he said that, he took out a piece of jerky beef, tore off one piece and threw it out.
After all, Bird Bud is still a bird. Although he is extremely smart, he has some instincts. When he flashes his body, he receives jerky meat in the air and says, "Don't throw it around, feed me well, it's really...ga!"
Lei Xingfeng smiled and still tore off a piece of beef jerky, and threw it out one piece. Bude, the busy bird, couldn't stop and heard it shout, "Hey, hey...you, you walk the bird! You're going to be exhausted!" Even so, it was unwilling to waste a piece of meat.
After eating the meat, the bird Bud flew back to Lei Xingfeng's shoulder and heard it complain: "Don't bring such a bird to play with!"
Jin Daya laughed and said, "Afeng, haha, with this bird in the future, you will not be lonely!"
Crazy Eagle and Tiger Avoid both shook their heads with a smile. Lei Xingfeng accepted the bird, and some of them were in trouble in the future. The bird's mouth was too talkative.
Bird Bude said: "Hey! Hey! What does it mean to be like this bird that you won't be lonely? My name is Bird Bude! You must call me Bude!"
Jin Daya said: "It's no problem to call you Bud, but you can't call us... Hello, this is too rude."
Bird Bud said disdainfully: "What's that called? Old man? Old man? Old stick? Ga... Gaga!" As he said that, it was already overjoyed.
Jin Daya was choked and couldn't speak. After a while, he said, "No wonder Afeng wants to pluck your hair. You really deserve a beating."
Bird Bude sorted out the feathers on his wings and said slowly: "Or... I would ask Afeng to beat him three times a day, and I would deserve to beat him, what's the matter? Haha, haha!" He also called Afeng.
Lei Xingfeng saw that the bird Bude spoke more and more distorted, and said, "Okay, Bude, be polite. In the future, call Uncle Jin like me, this is Uncle Ying and this is Uncle Tiger."
Bird Bude was pretty good and didn't continue talking nonsense. He said, "Uncle Jin, Uncle Eagle, Uncle Tiger...Ga, why is it called an eagle? I hate eagle!"
The Crazy Eagle couldn't help but smile bitterly, and he said, "I am a different eagle than the one who chases you."
Bird Bud said unreasonably: "I just hate eagles, hate, hate! hate! Ga!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "Uncle Ying, do whatever he wants, this guy must have been stimulated."
Bird Bud's claws hooked on Lei Xingfeng's collar, and his body leaned against Lei Xingfeng's neck, looking like a lazy bird. This time he did not refute Lei Xingfeng's words, he was indeed bullied by the golden eagle.
Crazy Eagle certainly won't bother with a bird, he smiled slightly and didn't say anything.
Jin Daya said: "The sea is ahead. I don't know what is opposite the sea. Do you want to go and take a look?"
Lei Xingfeng shook his head and said, "No need, let's explore this time, the topographic map is recorded?"
Xianghu said: "After the record is complete, go back and get together with other teams of people, and you should be able to make up the rough terrain."
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Lei Xingfeng and the four of them returned to the camp with a black bird. At this time, Wuyang and Guqi had already returned. Their function was to ensure the safety of those who came in to explore. After exploration, there were no particularly powerful enemies here, so they did not have to stay here.
The other disciples of Guqi also brought a large number of people into the camp. This place has become a large construction site. Each direct disciple has a camp, and the main camp where Feng Chenzong is stationed.
Lei Xingfeng came to the location of Fengchen Sect and reported to him the collected topographic maps and some ordinary minerals found.
Feng Chenzong brought a group of people to sort out the topographic map here. It took a long time to develop it, and the power of the entire secret sect was basically invested.
The room was full of senior brothers and sisters, so Lei Xingfeng was already familiar with these people. When he walked in, he immediately attracted everyone's attention because there was a black bird more than a foot long tilted on his shoulder, especially the black bird had no image at all. He leaned against Lei Xingfeng's neck, his claws were still hooked on the clothes on his shoulders, his eyes were closed, and he looked like a dead bird.
As the senior brother, Yuko also brought a lot of people in this time. He had a lot of opinions about not entering here for the first time.
"Oh, this is Afeng, how can I fight back a dead bird?"
Yuko teased.
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Chapter completed!