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Chapter 68 The trouble with hemorrhoids

Chapter 68: The disaster caused by hemorrhoids

At 6:50 in the morning, Zhou Yulong looked at the ready-made combat team members in satisfaction, cleared his throat and said, "Since everyone is here, then we are ready to set off too! Today there will be a fierce battle waiting for us, but I believe that under our guns, all enemies will be wiped out! When we return triumphantly, we will have a big banquet for wine and meat!" In the end of the world, the best way to cheer up is nothing more than eating and drinking.

"Hula!" The team members shouted cheering. Although their combat team members usually have no limit on food and drink, they have a specified share of their wine. First, they are afraid that the team members will cause trouble when they get drunk, and second, the wine reserves are indeed very small, and they are all placed in the hands of the old drunkard Zhao Guobin.

"Brother Long, I can drink it for three days. How much wine should I consume?" Zhao Guobin asked with a twitching face. This batch of wine was exchanged for Brother Long with "necessary products". It was his lifeblood!

"A terrible guy!" Zhou Yulong looked at Zhao Guobin with reluctance and cursed, "Three days after our triumphant return, I promise you to find some time to go out to collect good wine!"

"Really! OK! Not to mention the three-day banquet, it's okay to have thirty days! Haha! As long as there is so much wine!" Zhao Guobin looked at Zhou Yulong with surprise. Because of the limited manpower and vehicles, the main goal of going out was daily necessities and food, and only he could steal some wine back to the camp. When he heard Zhou Yulong's news, his face turned broken.

"What's the best thing to drink?" Zhou Yulong looked at the excited people and couldn't help but shake his head. He himself had a good alcohol tolerance. He could drink a pound of Erguotou during parties before, but he never thought the wine was good.

"Miss Wu!" Zhou Yulong waved his hand and called Wu Fengzhi over: "I'll ask you and these children to guard the camp. No matter men, women, young and old, I'm not allowed to enter the camp when I'm not here!" Then he reminded with a serious expression: "People's hearts are separated from their belly, so be careful! We will be back tomorrow at the latest!" He didn't want to go out and be tricked by someone to open the camp door and take his nest.

"Don't worry, I know this!" Wu Fengzhi nodded heavily. Safety is the first in the end of the world!

"Yeah!" Zhou Yulong looked at the time and it was already seven o'clock. After saying goodbye to Wu Fengzhi and the children, he turned over and jumped into the dump truck.

"Start!" Zhou Yulong shouted, and the long convoy began to turn from slow to fast, opened from the prison gate, and gradually disappeared into the winding mountain road.

"What are you looking at! Go back!" Wu Fengzhi locked the door tightly, turned around and shouted at the group of waiting and watching survivors. This group of courageless people even felt despised as a girl.

The survivors looked at each other and slowly returned to their room. Even if Zhou Yulong was not here, even if the gun was just a group of children, even if the leader was just a woman, they would not have any other thoughts. Their courage had already been destroyed by Zhou Yulong's actions such as killing the deformed zombies.

"Brother Long, there won't be any accidents for those twenty survivors to stay in the camp!" Zhao Guobin asked while driving. After all, there were only those children in the camp, and he still felt a little worried.

"Haha! Lao Zhao, don't worry, those cowards have long been scared by Brother Long! If they really dare to rebel, I will change my opinion a little!" Li Decai's sarcastic voice came over through the walkie-talkie.

"Old Li is right. Those people are not enough to accomplish anything. They don't have the courage. What's more, there are those children here, so don't underestimate them!" Zhou Yulong couldn't help laughing when he recalled the outstanding achievements of the children yesterday.

"But they are children after all..." Zhao Guogu muttered to himself. In fact, he also knew how terrifying the combat power of those children was. After so many days of hard training, their marksmanship had far surpassed that of ordinary people. But he was still a little worried... "Okay! Don't worry about the camp when you come out! We have to believe them!" Zhou Yulong changed his tone and said, "Now what everyone wants to think about is how to go to the camp in the north of the city and kill Jackals and the others!"

After a moment of silence on the phone, Li Decai's voice finally came out: "Brother Long, the east and west directions have attracted a large number of zombies because we used to detonate car bombs and deal with deformed zombies. It's not easy to have a living!" He still felt scared when he remembered the sea of ​​corpses behind the convoy.

"Well, Lao Li is right!" Zhou Yulong thought about it and said, "Since there are a large number of zombies gathered on both sides of the east and west, then we will go straight to Huanglong from the city center!" According to his guess, there must be few zombies in the city center attracted to the east and west places, and the road in the city center is wide, suitable for them to drive at high speed.

"Okay! Just do that!" Everyone reached an agreement on their opinions and drove towards the direction of the city center.

As they thought along the way, there were many fewer zombies in the city center. They no longer completely blocked the streets as they had heard before, but wandered around in groups of three or three.

But what is strange is that no matter how careful they avoid zombies, some zombies will find them and slowly chase them. If the convoy hadn't been very fast, they would have been surrounded by zombies long ago.

"Grass! What's wrong with these zombies today? The senses have become so sensitive!" Zhou Yulong cursed and roared, then stepped on the accelerator and crushed two zombies blocking the way again.

"Yes! The situation is obviously wrong today! In the past, even if the car was loud, it wouldn't be able to attract even zombies that far away!" Li Decai looked at the zombies slowly crawling at the end of the road. The distance was at least one thousand meters!

"All combat players are careful! Is there anyone who is physically injured and has not reported it?" Zhou Yulong asked gloomyly. This was obviously because the zombies were attracted by the smell of blood on someone's body.

The phone was quiet... "What, if anyone is injured and bleeding, speak! Don't let everyone in silence!" Zhou Yulong's mood became more and more irritable. With such a source, how could they sneak attack the jackal camp? Just dealing with the zombies coming from the wind is enough for them to have a headache.

There was still no sound in the phone. After a while, a weak voice finally came out when Zhou Yulong was about to explode.

"Brother Long... It seems... it's me..." Zhao Guobin's shy voice came from the walkie-talkie, which made everyone shudder. This tone was so disgusting.

"Where are you injured? Why don't you report it!" Zhou Yulong cursed with regret: "You are still the second-in-commander of the camp, an old team member! You are actually hiding such an important thing! What do you think in your pig's mind?" He was really angry. How could Zhao Guobin become so ignorant?

Zhao Guobin was frightened by Zhou Yulong's angry screams and scolding. He could only bite the bullet and said with a flushed face: "I have hemorrhoids..."

After a moment, everyone could no longer suppress their laughter and fluttered over the city center.
Chapter completed!
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