Chapter 214 The dwarf warrior with touching IQ
The eyebrows of this huge statue are filled with the majesty of the superior and the momentum of moving forward.
Those who look up can't help but feel a kind of conscience from the bottom of their hearts.
When passing the statues in the square, the dwarves stopped at the same time and bowed to the Patriarch Caesar with reverence. The sincerity from the heart made them look like devout pilgrims.
Jiang Chen and the other two walked through the bustling crowds in the square and came to the big tent of the Iron Hammer Tribe.
There are nine steps in front of the door of the big tent, and a dwarf warrior holding a hammer stands on the left and right sides of each step.
They were wearing standard leather armor, with animal leather belts tied around their waists, and their thick limbs showed their terrifying power.
A total of eighteen dwarf guards were full of eyes, and they remained motionless, like eighteen Vajras.
"The guards of the dwarves are so majestic!"
Tang Shishi couldn't help but sigh that she was no less than the guards of the Tang Mansion.
Jiang Chen nodded when he heard this. Since the dwarves' garrison are so strict, he can't be too casual.
Jiang Chen took a solemnly forward, came to the dwarf guard on the first step, bent down and bowed.
"Dear dwarf warriors, we are representing the Luochuan City military to treat the totem holy beasts of your tribe!"
"Please send it to us!"
As he said that, Jiang Chen handed the military badge to the two dwarf guards to facilitate their identity check.
Three seconds, five seconds, and ten seconds passed.
The two dwarf guards remained motionless and looked straight.
Huh? What's going on?
Jiang Chen scratched his head a little at a loss. Could it be that his voice was too low?
Thinking of this, Jiang Chen raised his voice by an octave:
"Dwarfs, we are here on behalf of the military, please send us a message!"
The sound was already very loud, and even the pedestrians in the square looked at each other.
However, the eighteen dwarf guards still did not respond at all, and even blinked their eyes.
Nani?
Jiang Chen was a little confused. Do these dwarves mean?
Could it be that it is collective ear back or deafness?
Jiang Chen and Tang Shishi looked at each other, and both of them were a little at a loss.
There was no way, Jiang Chen leaned forward again, intending to yell a few words in the ear of a dwarf guard.
But before he could make a sound, he heard a strange sound.
The sound came from the nasal cavity of the dwarf guards.
Snooze
That's a slight snoring!
Damn!
Jiang Chen was immediately furious. He thought these dwarf guards were so majestic. It turned out that they were asleep with their eyes open!
That's right, the eighteen dwarf guards were sleeping soundly with their eyes open!
Damn, this is so fucking!
Tang Shishi was also shocked. This big tent was equivalent to the heart of the Iron Hammer Tribe, and the dwarves were actually playing like this!
"What should I do now?" Tang Shishi said with a wry smile.
"what to do?"
Jiang Chen touched his nose and said happily: "Let them be cool, Xiaoguo, let them rain!"
Jiang Xiaoguo clicked obediently, and the fire-tailed chinchilla in her arms hooked her little finger into the sky, and a cloud rippled.
The fire-tailed chinchilla showed an evil smile, and gently grabbed its little claws, and the clouds in the air shattered.
Suddenly, a heavy rain poured down, instantly pouring the eighteen guards from head to toe into chickens.
The bodies of the eighteen dwarf guards trembled and woke up suddenly!
The biting rain caused their hair to stand up and their bodies to tremble.
“What’s the situation?!”
The dwarf guards were immediately frightened and swung the eight-edged plum blossom hammer in their hands and began to yell wildly!
They jumped up and down one by one, running wildly on the steps, like a group of frightened grass and mud horses stepping across a grassland.
With a "bang", the two dwarf guards facing the rushing face collided together, and suddenly they looked at the stars. The big hammer came out and immediately hit the third dwarf's feet.
"Ah!" The third dwarf let out a pig-killing scream, lifted his toes and started to jump around in place.
The scene was once chaotic.
Seeing this, Jiang Chen looked dark: "Are these guys sure that this group of goods are the guards here, not the funny guys invited by monkeys?"
"Haha, it's fun!" Jiang Xiaoguo applauded happily.
Tang Shishi smiled bitterly and said, "It seems that the combat effectiveness of the dwarves needs to be re-evaluated!"
The eighteen dwarf guards were fooling around for a while, and finally found that the situation seemed not as bad as they thought.
It seems that it is all your own people hitting them.
"Stop it all!"
A brown-haired dwarf guard shouted, and the rest of the dwarfs gradually calmed down.
Their beards and hair were bearded on their faces by rain, just like savages.
"How many times have you told me that the great warriors must be calm and calm at any time!"
The brown-haired dwarf was walking around the steps, pulling his beard on his face with both hands, which was stained by the rain.
"Every time, let the great Huodu Warrior emphasize it!"
This dwarf named Huodu is the commander of this group of guards.
As soon as he finished speaking, another dwarf named Bam behind him immediately caught the conversation: "I emphasize!"
"Clean up for me quickly, and then return to your post!"
Huo Du directed the dwarves with a proud look.
Bam also pointed and repeated with great pride: "Stand guard!"
Hearing the commander's words, the dwarves immediately picked up the hammers that fell to the ground, sorted out their leather armor, and returned to their posts one after another.
Huo Du raised his head and looked at the sun in the sky, and said with a melancholy look on his face: "How come it rains on this sunny day?"
Bam also looked up at the sky and repeated with a bitter look on his face: "It's raining!"
After watching the sun for a minute, Huo Du noticed that there were three people standing under the steps.
“Huh?”
Huo Du pointed at Jiang Chen and asked, "Three little babies, where do you come from? What are you doing?"
Jiang Chen replied happily: "We were sent by General Zhuge Chuan. This time we are here to treat the totem holy beast. Please send a message to us by the great warriors!"
When Huo Du heard Jiang Chen call him "Great Warrior", he immediately became a flower on his face, and immediately waved his hand and said:
"No need to spread the word, your name is Jiang Chen, right? Young Master Karov has already told me that as long as you come, I will take you to see him!"
Then Huodu turned his head and looked at Bam: "Bam, I remember correctly, right? Isn't it?"
Bam nodded solemnly: "No!"
"Um?"
Huo Du was stunned when he heard this: "No? So I remembered it wrong!"
Bam immediately shook his head, his face a little anxious: "I remember wrong!"
Huo Du suddenly realized and said, "It seems that I remembered it wrongly. I can't take you in!"
Jiang Chen and Tang Shishi were all black.
What kind of player are these two guys? The IQ is simply touching!
This Bam obviously can only repeat the last three words in Huo Du's words!
Chapter completed!