Huff...

Listening to his bellows-like panting, the hero knelt halfway on the protruding rock on the mountainside with a broken knife, and used all his strength to maintain his trembling posture without falling.

Just a quarter of an hour ago, he rolled from here to the grass with a beautiful girl in his arms.

A quarter of an hour later, he was about to die.

Yes, at this moment, his left arm had broken, and the wound under his ribs was deep and bones were visible. Blood blurred his vision. His clothes had already rotted into strips of cloth, and there was almost no complete piece of flesh on his body.

All his meridians were damaged, and the sea of ​​qi was completely dispersed. Even if he could leave Bannu Mountain alive, he could only be a truly useless person and end his life.

I'm still thinking too naively!

I thought that a rational beast could communicate with everything, but forgot that communication would not mean anything. People can still communicate with each other, so you can kill me and I will kill you?

As for the descendants of the ancestors' holy favors, it's ridiculous that they won't hurt the Ying family's children easily! Thousands of years have passed, who knows who?

"Xiao Xiongxiong, I beg you, would you please let me out?"

Su Yanyan kept begging in the hero's mind.

The hero can drive her out of the star and moon plate, and naturally lock her inside.

"Can you stop crying? I don't want to fill my mind with water, and the salt water is still the damn thing."

In just one short sentence, the hero took several breaths before finishing his sentence.

"Let me go out!" Su Yanyan suppressed his crying and said softly, "Didn't you always think I'm pestering you? Now you can not only get rid of me, but also pass the test. You can kill two birds with one stone. What a great thing!"

"Huh? Why didn't I expect this? It's really a good thing. You've finally been smarter than me, but it's a pity that I'm a little late. What's the use of passing the test now?"

Su Yanyan burst into tears again and cursed: "Bastard! Then why didn't you let me out sooner?"

At this time, Bai Shanjun slowly walked out of the forest.

The hero stared at him and spitted bloody saliva, gritted his teeth and stood up, grinned and said, "I haven't told you how to enhance your breasts yet, how can I let you go?"

Su Yanyan couldn't say a word anymore.

"It seems that girl is very important to you."

Bai Shanjun's smiling face is still so friendly, and his handsome face is calm and gentle.

"Let me do this, I'll give you some extra reward: give her to me, I'll help you reshape the Qihai meridians, and even give you a body that can be cultivated."

A mountain wind blew, and the hero shook for a moment and almost fell.

"Promise him!" Su Yanyan said loudly, "With the body that can be cultivated, you no longer have to worry about self-protection. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!"

"Hey, the idiot goddess, I'll ask you a question."

"What?"

"You think about me so much, have you fallen in love with me for a long time? Love at first sight? When we first met, I was shitting. Your taste is too heavy, right?!"

“…”

"Haha! I dare not answer, nor did I refute it. I guessed right, you are indeed a perverted goddess."

"you……"

Before Su Yanyan could respond, the hero had already raised his only breath and rushed towards Baishanjun.

Then... when he was still a few feet away from Baishanjun, he tripped his left foot to his right foot and fell to bite his shit.

The scene was once very awkward.

He tried hard to turn over, leaned forward to the sky, slowly raised the God-killing, and pointed the tip of the knife directly at Baishanjun.

Bai Shanjun looked at him like a fool for a moment, walked forward, bent down, the tip of his nose and the tip of his knife were close to each other.

"You are the least intelligent of human beings I have ever seen."

"Have you seen a lot of people?"

"A lot was a thousand years ago, and I saw one nearly a hundred years ago."

"At the beginning, I said I had never seen an outsider in a thousand years, so I'm a big fool!"

Bai Shanjun was not angry and said with a smile: "You are wrong. What I said at the time: After a thousand years, you are the only one who has seen me, but you didn't say you are the only one I have seen."

Damn! Is this still possible? This guy is from a debater, he is extremely treacherous!

The hero admired him so much that he had nothing to say, and slowly raised his other hand and raised his thumbs up tremblingly.

Just as Bai Shanjun's eyes moved to his thumb, he suddenly got rid of the woman's state, his height and arm length increased instantly, and the distance that was originally close to him was gone.

Bai Shanjun suddenly stood up, raised his hand to touch his face, and looked at it again, and the blood on his fingertips was red.

A hole was cut from the tip of his knife.

"Hahaha...ahhhh...hahaha..."

The hero laughed, laughing very happily, as if he had just done something earth-shaking.

With a first-rate body, it is indeed enough to make the suspected gods on the ground bleed!

Bai Shanjun's smile finally disappeared. He squinted his eyes and looked at the hero coldly for a while, and kicked him out.

Like a kite with a broken string, the hero flew out of the mountainside and fell towards the valley below.

Before he completely lost consciousness, he released Su Yanyan, and had only had time to say the word "escape", and he fell into a rich darkness.

...

It hurts, deep into the soul, and every breath is filled with fire, from the chest to the mouth, it is dry, astringent and painful.

It seems that someone is taking off my clothes. I remember that I was restored to a man before being kicked away. I hope it would be better if I was not a dead glass...

Damn it! It hurts so much! What's going on? I'm in hell, is he being put into a pan of oil?

I haven't played like this. Although I'm not a good person, I will definitely go to hell after death, but can I not try it? I won't bully ghosts like this.

...It hurts so much, it's so tired, it's so sleepy, forget it, go to bed first, do whatever you want...

After a while, a cool and sweet liquid flowed into his throat, and the hero's weak spirit was revived and he sipped greedily.

"Slow down, there are so many more, you are all."

There was a sound, soft and gentle, not a Shuangzhou accent, but very nice, like a small little girl.

The hero felt a little strength, and tried hard to open his eyes, and saw a little boy with his head, two pointed tips on his head, which seemed to be furry.

Uh... a cow head and horse face? a soul-catching messenger? Are all civil servants in the underworld from a villain?

The hero couldn't help but blinked hard, and finally focused for a long time, and his vision finally became clear.

Sharp ears, pointed nose, big eyes, white hair...

This is not a bull's head or a horse's face, but a... a puppy?

What the hell?

"Dad, Dad, he's awake!"

The puppy's head disappeared and he ran away shouting. The hero clearly saw that it was walking upright like a human, wearing the simple clothes that human farm children were the most common, and there was a big fluffy tail behind it.

Damn! The hell in Middle Earth is so special. Are civil servants all orcs? I’ve really experienced it!

Wait, dad?

This is definitely not the title that the underworld leader should have.

The hero sat up suddenly, and a severe pain immediately came overwhelmed with his head like a swaying water bottle. He almost vomited when he was dizzy.

He fell back with a thud, and after a while he recovered, he realized that the top of his head and the walls around him were thick thatched, with doors and windows, and stoves, pots and pans beside the door, and hard wooden boards lying under him.

Everything is full of life.

Is I still alive?

What the hell is that talking puppy just now?
Chapter completed!