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56 Cry again and kill your whole family

In the bumpy four-wheeled carriage, Zhao Kuo took advantage of the dim starlight and drooled more than once, pinching Wan'er's face with his hands.

He didn't care about the other party and burst into tears.

Zhao Kuo had no feeling of pity for the sake of the good and the beauty. He ate the spirit of this era - this is an era of prey on the weak, whether it is the Qing civilization or the world civilization!

Moreover, in the Qing Dynasty civilization, the women who eat three obediences and four virtues were silly!

Don’t say that you are not a princess, you are just a lowly maid! Even if you are Ye Mingchen’s daughter, if I get to her, she can only bow down and regard me as yours!

I can't cure you?

As soon as he returned to his nest, he personally held Wan'er crying under his ribs and walked towards his wolf's nest with a crazy smile - he had won five million in the lottery that day (the lottery did not cheat)!

He threw Wan'er on the ground, and he held the other person's chin and raised his face, shouting: "If you cry again, I will kill Sai Jinhua and the Zhou family! Cry!"

Always threaten what the other party cares about.

Zhao Kuo learned this lesson very early. Seeing Wan'er crying so sadly, even holding the cloth merchant Lao Zhou's thigh, Zhao Kuo had long recognized something that the woman cared about, either on her boss, or on the Zhou family.

Sure enough, the threat worked. Wan'er looked at him with tears and her tears turned into sobs.

Zhao Kuo smiled proudly, called out the two old wives, and ordered: "Give her a bath."

In that era, bathing was both simple and complicated. Simply speaking, there was no shower head facility, just washing in a basin or a bucket: complexity means that the size and temperature of the bucket were not something that the poor could do.

Zhao Kuo has a large vat half a person tall, and a maid heats the water to keep the temperature. This is the style of a wealthy family!

Wan'er, who was crying in the bucket, turned her head and looked at her long hairy head not far away, and hugged her hands in her chest, and cried again. There was no difference between taking a shower and qj - because Zhao Kuo shamelessly moved a chair and watched her take a shower under the tricks of two servants.

"If you cry again, you will kill your whole family!" Zhao Kuo sneered, while holding his chest with his hands crossed his legs as he watched the woman's whole body be brushed and brushed again and again.

Wan'er, who kept crying, finally finished washing. She was pulled out of the bathtub and wrapped in a bed sheet. Zhao Kuo waved his hand and asked the two old Guangxi buddies and servants to go out. He personally brought a basin of clean water and handed something to the trembling Wan'er, and said, "Clean your toothbrush for me."

"What is this?" Wan'er asked as she looked at the object in Zhao Kuo's hand, which was like a miniature brush, with bunches of hair tied with pig bristles on the small wooden board.

"It's for brushing your teeth. Brush it clean with tooth powder." Zhao Kuo rudely opened Wan'er's mouth, smelled it, then took a breath of cold air, let the other party go away, and shouted: "Fortunately you don't smoke opium or cigarettes. Hurry up, otherwise you will kill your whole family!"

Wan'er, who was sobbing, had to hold the sheet on her chest with one hand and brush her teeth with the small brush with the other. Zhao Kuo laughed proudly in his ears: "I'm the one who invented toothbrushes in the Far East. Damn, but I didn't expect a damn Westerner to invent it first."

In fact, Zhao Kuo has always been committed to making toothbrushes, which is a hundred times more important than buying a breech gun.

He couldn't do the latter at all, so he could only leave it to fate. He did invent the toothbrush. One day, he suddenly thought that if a wooden board was hit with an eye and then made a brush with a pig's bristle, wouldn't it be a toothbrush?

Then, of course, he ordered Xiao Dingzi, the guard who was not dead at that time, to make him something similar. The poor Xiao Dingzi went through more than a dozen holes in a small bamboo board after many difficulties, and then wrapped him in a pig's bristle.

After Zhao Kuo got the small brush, he kept thinking proudly that he had invented the toothbrush.

As a result, Zhao Kuo found that foreigners had toothbrushes in Guangdong!

This thing was invented by Westerners as early as 1780. The inventor was in a similar situation as Zhao Kuo. One was in prison and the other was drifting on a deserted island. At that time, brushing teeth mainly used cloth to wipe teeth. The guy was depressed in prison like Zhao Kuo. He thought about whether he could make a small brush, but he adopted the same idea as Zhao Kuo and invented the toothbrush.

Zhao Kuo was depressed for a few days, but later he became happy. He found that the guards of several generals were wearing toothbrushes on their heads with blood. It turned out that if they had something to do with their superiors, they would be depressed. Zhao Kuo showed off every day, and his generals also showed off their toothbrushes.

Now Wan'er was crying quietly, brushing her teeth with the hard bristle, and brushing her gums to pieces, but when she turned her head and saw her crying loudly, she saw what Zhao Kuo was doing.

Zhao Kuo brushed his teeth with a half-cut wolf hair brush beside her!

In fact, rumors about this Guangdong conqueror have long been spread among the people: Zhao Kuo is a terrible rough man. He can't write calligraphy. Whenever he writes, he turns his pen holder back and writes with the tip of the pen holder; and his pen holder is actually used to wipe his teeth!

This was naturally explosive news among the Qing Dynasty civilians, but the fact is that Zhao Kuo did this.

He couldn't write a brush, so he wrote it with a goose feather hard pen. Before the toothbrush was woven, he did brush his teeth with a half-cut brush.

But in the eyes of the people, these are terrifying barbarians!

You just use the four treasures of the study to wipe your teeth? What are you not a terrifying barbarian?

Seeing that this king was really using half a brush to wipe his teeth, compared with Li Mingchang, who was full of articles, he was simply a man from the cave. How could Wan'er, who could have become a talented man, not cry?

Zhao Kuo was brushing his teeth with a brush while wondering: "Your mother is crying? I will give you my precious handmade toothbrush, and I have to use a brush instead. They are so good to you, why are you crying?"

"Stop crying! Kill your whole family!" Zhao Kuo finished rinsing his mouth, twisted the beauty's mouth, smelled it, and breathed a sigh of relief: "I finally breathed a little smaller."

After saying that, he threw Wan'er onto the bed and threw herself on with a laugh.

As soon as the sun shone on his face, Wan'er woke up, and her first reaction was to continue crying.

But before she could open her eyes, she was stunned by the piles of dazzling jewelry on the pillow next to her.

Zhao Kuo was proofreading the Western bow tie in front of the mirror. Today he wore a weird Western tuxedo, took off a brand new top hat from the hanger, tried it, then held it in his hand, sat on the edge of the bed, stroked Wan'er's naked body, and smiled: "Little beauty, you are more beautiful during the day."

"What are these?" Wan'er forgot to use crying to express the girl's reserve. After all, she is a low-class girl and does not understand the hypocrisy of the upper class. She stared at the bed with her big eyes and pointed at the pearl necklace and other jewelry.

"It's all yours." Zhao Kuo said indifferently: "Someone will come to try out the dress for you, wear it well for me, and dare to cry and kill your whole family!"

"King!" Wan'er held Zhao Kuo's shaking hands, tears flowing in her eyes, and she shouted this strange title.

"King?" Zhao Kuo was dumbfounded.

"King, I am yours, I will definitely serve you well. The slut is humble and must serve you well when you meet the wife of the main wife in the future..." Wan'er hugged Zhao Kuo and burst into tears.

"Oh, you are still a virgin." Zhao Kuo slapped his forehead suddenly and then said in confusion: "What kind of main room? You are the main room. I don't believe there are still beautiful girls like you in this world."

"I'm the main room?" Wan'er tilted her body back, her big eyes were full of shock, and she stuttered: "I'm just on the flower boat, I'm a maid, my feet... how can I be the main room... Why am I..."

Zhao Kuo shaved the nose of the beauty and smiled, "Why can't you be so beautiful?" Put on a Western hat, Zhao Kuo touched his face like a fat, and said, "I'm going to be emperor soon, you are my queen! And do you know that I believe in foreign religions? Foreign religions can only be monogamous! Not only will you be my official marriage, but I will also marry you in the Catholic Church. At that time, the person who is the conscript will be Mr. Boulbron, the minister of the French dynasty. A sensational wedding around the world! Ah haha! You are my only lover in my life."

As he said that, Zhao Kuo picked a diamond ring from the pile of jewelry he had stolen from the pillow, put it on Wan'er's finger, and smiled and said, "Dear Queen Josephine, I love you for the rest of my life."

Wan'er seemed to be completely stunned. After a long time, she burst into tears. She hugged Zhao Kuo's waist hard and shouted: "King, I will follow you all my life."
Chapter completed!
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