Chapter 1 Lao Tzu is joking
Chapter 1 I'm kidding ()
"Bastard, turtle, hand over the three treasures quickly. I can show my mercy and keep your entire body!" An old man in white robe shouted in a deep voice, rushing to the sky, and his voice was as loud as thunder.
He tilted a goose feather fan in his hand, with three strands of silver beard and a childish hair. Although he was furious and rude, he did not lose his fairy style, as if he was an immortal man in the fairy world and a fairy-long Penglai immortal.
At first glance, it makes people worship and respect it like heaven and earth. On this snowy earth, this person and the scene cleverly blend, creating an atmosphere like dust removal. But at this moment, a shout broke the atmosphere ruthlessly
"The old immortal Xingsu, with endless magic power, a bastard, quickly return to heaven!"
"The old immortal of Xingsu, with great magical powers, little thief, die quickly!"
"The old immortal Xingsu, with a kind heart, hand over the three treasures and keep your entire body!"
Looking around, there were about thirty people, all of whom were shouting and shouting, with great momentum.
More than thirty people formed a semicircle, waving big swords, and they looked crazy, but no one dared to rush over and kill, as if they were afraid of anything.
The wind is cold in the Tianshan Mountains, and the surface turns into ice. This is the highest peak of the Tianshan Mountains. The mountain is steep and covered with ice and snow, and it is difficult for northern geese to cross. Just halfway up the mountain, the temperature is scary. If it were an ordinary person, it would have been frozen into ice residue and broken into ice powder.
A thin young man stood by the cliff, standing upright in the cold wind.
He was dressed in a veil dress, with a disheveled face, and looked like a beggar. He held a small blue cauldron in his left hand, and tightly grasped a light blue wine bottle in his right hand. The small cauldron and the wine bottle both emitted a faint faint light, one blue and one blue, reflecting each other, completely covering his body, as if he was a thin shirt. Between the blue and blue light, a circle of white light cleverly tied up the blue and blue light, like a belt made of sterling silver, emitting a cold air and a smell of gold and stone.
The three treasures of the Star Constellation School: the Divine Wood King Cauldron, the Holy Water King, and the Soft Silk Lock. The three treasures combine the three talents and gather the power of the five elements. It is difficult for metal and stone to attack, water and fire to invade, and all poisons are difficult to enter.
However, judging from the current situation of the man, he was obviously seriously injured. His pale face was better than white paper, with a trace of blood hanging on the corner of his mouth, and his breath was extremely uncertain.
Although the Three Treasures are strong, they must also be able to use them. It is said that these Three Treasures were obtained by Ding Chunqiu inadvertently in the depths of the Sea of Stars, and the Divine Wood King Cauldron alone has cultivated great magic, magic and a large number of evil skills. Even Ding Chunqiu himself cannot use the other two treasures, which is also the biggest secret within the Stars.
Ding Chunqiu looked at the man and felt a very complicated feeling in his heart. He was both disdainful and surprised.
What he disdained was how stupid it was to this yellow-haired boy, a little servant who could not even control himself, that was actually trying to get involved.
What surprised him was that these three treasures actually emitted the power to protect the master and tried their best to protect the boy, otherwise the boy would have been bombarded into meat sauce by himself and turned into a dead soul. If something abnormal happens, there will be monsters. This fact is quite abnormal!
At this time, the man's expression was very strange, as if he had been blown up by thousands of people, and his pain was beyond words.
"Sun, hand over the three treasures and give me the whole body? My grandma, you think I am an idiot! Even if I die, I will never give them to you!" The man yelled, anyway, no matter how long it is, don't die so cowardly!
His heart was filled with anger. Although the cold wind was as cold as a knife, there were waves of fire in his heart.
"Eight years, what have I gained? What's the point of eight years of tolerance? Haha, can I have only such an ending in this world of Tianlong?"
"Why do others travel through time to become a sword saint when playing a monster? But when I play a dragon and a horoscope, I become a lowly slave!"
"Why are others who travel through time? They are bullied, and they are invincible. They can destroy thousands of troops with just one fart. They can destroy the world with just a wave of their hand? But I am mediocre and bullied. I can only do odd jobs for others for life, and I can't even be an eight-generation disciple grandson!"
"Why are others handsome and elegant in time traveling, and there are so many harems in their arms, throwing themselves into their arms and carrying a bunch of clothes and untied their belts, but I am just as pretty as I am too lazy to look at me..."
"I'm fucking unsatisfied! Unsatisfied," Hu Mo yelled in his heart. If he gave him enough strength, he really wanted to break the sky with one punch, grab the bastard who messed with him, and give him a thousand punches to vent his hatred.
He was a slut who was scolded by others. He was usually lazy and flirted with labor and acted nonsense, and was directly called "scoundrel".
For a while, he was very obsessed with an online game "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" that was not long since appeared. He stayed in an Internet cafe overnight and played it desperately. Until one day, after completing a task excitedly, he suddenly died suddenly at the computer and came to the legendary Tianlong World.
When he woke up in this world, he found that he was just a small servant of the Star Sect, with a negligible status.
He has also read several fantasy novels. The protagonists who traveled through time were all chosen by God to save the world, and at least they were all wearing underwear. Which one is not as strong as perverted or as handsome as a scumbag?
However, he did not see any advantages in himself. His thin body, ordinary appearance, and inferior qualifications would be overwhelmed when he fell into the crowd. He was not convinced! He was really dissatisfied! That despicable life made him have the urge to go crazy, and he had no idea how many times the desire to die appeared.
After being depressed and depressed for a long time, Hu Mo finally made a decision. He did not believe that he would be so depressed in his life. He wanted to seize his own opportunity. Whether it was a servitude or a slave, in order to make a future stand, he chose to endure and wait for the opportunity to appear. This endurance lasted for eight years.
Finally, he stole the Three Treasures of the Star Sect and was eager to gain powerful power through these Three Treasures. However, things went against his wishes. Not only did he not control the Three Treasures, but he was controlled by him. After killing dozens of Star Sect disciples, he was chased by Ding Chunqiu and chased him to Tomur Peak in Tianshan, surrounded by these people.
Fengxue Xiaoxiao, under the protection of the blue light, the biting cold wind could not hurt him at all. However, he was not cold in his body and heart. In this case, how could there be any hope for life?
Ding Chunqiu's face was gloomy and terrible, but he didn't dare to stimulate Hu Mo too much. Looking at Hu Mo's resolute look, he was really worried that Hu Mo would suddenly jump off the cliff, and that would be wasted everything.
When he thought of this, his expression suddenly became much more serious. Then he thought that what he said when he was angry just now was really idiotic.
"Haha, the little guy said right, what I said is indeed a bit biased." Ding Chunqiu's tone suddenly became much softer, as if a tiger had turned into a soft sheep. His hair, wave-like smile made Hu Mo shudder.
"Little guy, your name seems to be Hu Mo. It's not bad, it's really a talented person with endless potential. Why didn't I notice a talent like you before?" Ding Chunqiu said, walking towards Hu Mo. All of this seemed very natural.
Hu Mo sneered, looked at Ding Chunqiu who was gradually coming, and said calmly: "Master, you can stop. And your nonsense, let's talk about it later when you die. It seems a bit too early to say it now."
Humo said as he stepped back, his heels rubbed to the edge of the cliff.
Ding Chunqiu's face hurriedly shouted: "Stop quickly, stop quickly! If you have something to say, why should you rush to die? Little guy, you are still so young, it's really worth it to die. Come here, I swear to the sky that I will never hurt you a single hair!"
Ding Chunqiu was really panicked. These three treasures were so important to him. Even if the entire Star Constellation Sect was destroyed, these three treasures could not be damaged at all. That was his life!
Hu Mo couldn't help but feel happy when he looked at Ding Chunqiu's fearful look, and couldn't help but think: "So what if you die here now? You can see such a wonderful performance, and this life is worth it."
As he thought about it, he suddenly realized that the power of the Three Treasures immediately became strange. They seemed to have their own consciousness, cheering and seemed to be expressing something to Hu Mo.
Before Hu Mo could react, his right leg took a step back without hesitation. Only then did he understand what Sanbao wanted to express just now: "Do you want to die? We support!"
Only Ding Chunqiu's howl was heard, Hu Mo's body fell down under the cliff like a thousand pounds. A loud scream echoed in the sky, and the sound of lingering for a long time.
Chapter completed!